sargasm
+2 -0
MAN that guy is creepy looking. What is going on with his face?
MAN that guy is creepy looking. What is going on with his face?
epicurus
+62 -0
He appears to be the lines of Alfred Hitchcock's face that he would walk up to at the start of the episodes?
He appears to be the lines of Alfred Hitchcock's face that he would walk up to at the start of the episodes?
sargasm
+0 -0
YES! Brilliant. That just makes this dream that much weirder.
YES! Brilliant. That just makes this dream that much weirder.
fuckyoufriday
+1 -0
Gah! You beat me to it! But yes, I agree.
Gah! You beat me to it! But yes, I agree.
soticoto
+21 -0
[IMGS OFF]
Alfred Hitchcock my arse. That guy is Pob!
[IMGS OFF]
Alfred Hitchcock my arse. That guy is Pob!
andyfaewatford
+3 -0
Oh Pob, to think you were once so controversial. How televisual standards have slipped...
Oh Pob, to think you were once so controversial. How televisual standards have slipped...
bpmead
+14 -1
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
atticusonline
+14 -2
Heh, he lost.
Heh, he lost.
1000hz
+55 -0
T, don't take off your mouth man that is all kinds of rude.
T, don't take off your mouth man that is all kinds of rude.
clembot
+4 -0
it seems like T is much more fit in his dream than he is usually drawn
it seems like T is much more fit in his dream than he is usually drawn
jonmw
+4 -0
He looks like some blowjob from the Banana Republic
He looks like some blowjob from the Banana Republic
fancyrat
+0 -0
Teodor wishes he was taller. I wish I was shorter (6'5").
Teodor wishes he was taller. I wish I was shorter (6'5").
spicyponyhead
+4 -0
Dude, work it. Guys who are 6'5" make girls who are taller than average (5'8" and above) feel all short and girlylike, on those occasional instances where we like to feel that way.
Dude, work it. Guys who are 6'5" make girls who are taller than average (5'8" and above) feel all short and girlylike, on those occasional instances where we like to feel that way.
duperando
+0 -0
AMEN! I am 5'11 and that is totally a thing for me.
AMEN! I am 5'11 and that is totally a thing for me.
carbonation
+0 -0
I think one of the best notes hit is the alteration of the dreamer's name to one that people can easily pronounce and type on message boards.
I think one of the best notes hit is the alteration of the dreamer's name to one that people can easily pronounce and type on message boards.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
They'll let you marry anybody in Hawaii! Anybody!
They'll let you marry anybody in Hawaii! Anybody!
kledermans
+2 -0
Anybody? Anything, man. I think a guy married a horse one time. And somebody else might have married a bush?
Anybody? Anything, man. I think a guy married a horse one time. And somebody else might have married a bush?
spicyponyhead
+4 -0
Practice animal husbandry!
Practice animal husbandry!
tripleg
+0 -0
Or animal wivery, if that's Your Thing.
Or animal wivery, if that's Your Thing.
honesttom
+0 -0
This is disturbingly similar to a dream I had a couple of nights ago. Hm.
This is disturbingly similar to a dream I had a couple of nights ago. Hm.
hendetta
+29 -0
Wade has some fun little lips today!
Wade has some fun little lips today!
billylk
+0 -0
This is an absolute classic
This is an absolute classic
henrythecad
+0 -0
Let this be a long and prosperous series of strips.
Let this be a long and prosperous series of strips.
jackparsons
+0 -0
Ohhhhh, those are candy wax lips!
Ohhhhh, those are candy wax lips!
jyuu
+3 -0
AAAAAAAAAAAH.
...That was my literal, out loud reaction to this strip. Still, I love it, possibly because of that reaction.
AAAAAAAAAAAH.
...That was my literal, out loud reaction to this strip. Still, I love it, possibly because of that reaction.
gsurge
+1 -1
THIS. IS. THE. BEST. STRIP.
THIS. IS. THE. BEST. STRIP.
aaron_haynes
+33 -0
This one freaks me right the fuck out.
This one freaks me right the fuck out.
lawbot
+0 -0
FACT
FACT
spinynorman
+0 -0
I am with you 100% on this one.
I am with you 100% on this one.
cathaoir
+1 -0
Word.
Word.
stormagnet
+0 -0
Seconded. Went straight from "Eeee! Puppy tray!" to ".......!!!!!" to NIGHTMARES.
Seconded. Went straight from "Eeee! Puppy tray!" to ".......!!!!!" to NIGHTMARES.
rowboat
+2 -0
That is dog shit.
That is dog shit.
mattylite
+0 -0
Yes.
Yes.
earendil
+1 -0
THE... THE PERFECT THING TO DO EVER!
THE... THE PERFECT THING TO DO EVER!
earendil
+1 -0
wait why the hell is his name wade hanson in the dream instead of Teodor? At first i thought that the executive was wade hanson but Ray is clearly talking to Teodor when he says that...
wait why the hell is his name wade hanson in the dream instead of Teodor? At first i thought that the executive was wade hanson but Ray is clearly talking to Teodor when he says that...
chrissketch
+1 -0
T is dreaming that his name is Wade Hanson. And that he has his dream job and is in great shape.
T is dreaming that his name is Wade Hanson. And that he has his dream job and is in great shape.
chrissketch
+6 -0
Basically the name represents an ideal that Teodor wishes he could embody.
Basically the name represents an ideal that Teodor wishes he could embody.
morypcaina
+3 -0
But people still think he's gay.
What a strange anxiety.
But people still think he's gay.
What a strange anxiety.
c_dizzle
+5 -0
I am somewhere between scared and scarred. But there's no way to make a hybrid of those words without making one the other. DAMNIT!
I am somewhere between scared and scarred. But there's no way to make a hybrid of those words without making one the other. DAMNIT!
mercuri0us
+4 -0
scararred
scararred
vreeeee
+1 -0
yeaaauuugh
yeaaauuugh
fosters
+3 -0
Everyone keeps making "omg that was the best onomatopoeia" posts. I submit that "sluck!" is the grossest. Makes my skin crawl every time I see it.
Everyone keeps making "omg that was the best onomatopoeia" posts. I submit that "sluck!" is the grossest. Makes my skin crawl every time I see it.
eca
+0 -0
T�odor should stop watching Guinness World Records right before going to bed.
T�odor should stop watching Guinness World Records right before going to bed.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Screw that. I got to the part where the guy first comes on screen and the presenter's saying "You certainly can't tell by looking at him..." and then realised, shit, I don't want to see this. I can totally live without it. So, thanks, eca, but no thanks.
Screw that. I got to the part where the guy first comes on screen and the presenter's saying "You certainly can't tell by looking at him..." and then realised, shit, I don't want to see this. I can totally live without it. So, thanks, eca, but no thanks.
sonic_yoot
+0 -0
what do they dream of
what do they dream of
sonic_yoot
+5 -0
argh that was supposed to be written in the "search strip dialogue" box..
argh that was supposed to be written in the "search strip dialogue" box..
tekende
+2 -0
Wait, why would you type it in the search box if you're already on the right strip...?
Wait, why would you type it in the search box if you're already on the right strip...?
faits
+0 -0
maybe he was wondering if there were other strips in this same vein like if it was a series of sorts
maybe he was wondering if there were other strips in this same vein like if it was a series of sorts
charchar
+0 -0
I have this one recurring nightmare where my face freezes up. It starts as a tingling numbness around my lips and suddenly my face is all contorted and frozen and I can't find a mirror but I know I looks like I had such as a stroke or unfortunate neuropathy. This has been going on since I was eight.
I have this one recurring nightmare where my face freezes up. It starts as a tingling numbness around my lips and suddenly my face is all contorted and frozen and I can't find a mirror but I know I looks like I had such as a stroke or unfortunate neuropathy. This has been going on since I was eight.
unsentletter
+0 -0
AAAAGH!
AAAAGH!
direhaggis
+1 -0
Oh hell of balls that is a Cartilage Head moment. Suddenly the dream version of Teodor becomes the top of a bowling pin with lip stick and a chin.
Oh hell of balls that is a Cartilage Head moment. Suddenly the dream version of Teodor becomes the top of a bowling pin with lip stick and a chin.
pogo
+0 -0
So surreal! A hidden girlie mouth! Yuck!
So surreal! A hidden girlie mouth! Yuck!
i_love_kate
+20 -0
Even 59 year-olds can be disturbed by their first sexual experience.
Even 59 year-olds can be disturbed by their first sexual experience.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
This is the funniest thing I've read in assetbar in ages.
This is the funniest thing I've read in assetbar in ages.
carlyle
+0 -0
EEEEEEEAUGH!
EEEEEEEAUGH!
carlyle
+0 -0
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
carlyle
+0 -0
OH DANG I CAUGHT UP TO MYSELF
OH DANG I CAUGHT UP TO MYSELF
scorpio_nadir
+4 -0
NOW YOU'VE PASSED YOURSELF! YOU'RE IN 1ST PLACE, TODD!
NOW YOU'VE PASSED YOURSELF! YOU'RE IN 1ST PLACE, TODD!
johnnymalo
+0 -0
This is super, super, super bizarre.
This is super, super, super bizarre.
That is a common dream.
Actually this is the most common dream.
Is perhaps most basic dream.
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