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Cost cutting Monday, October 14, 2002 • read strip Viewing 34 comments:

Audio nudity? Ray has class.

Also Interracial. Ray doesn't discriminate.

Doesn't he? It is separated from the other nudities.

You know what they say about guys with mp3s of their butts on the Internet...

No, I don't!

Well, uh, just do it, okay? I can't tell you what'll happen, but it'll be AMAZING.

Frank Zappa was once arrested for producing audio nudity early in his career. Even though it was actually just simulated audio nudity. Fight for your right to be audibly naked!

I think the "Full-Fledged Male" suscription is ray's way of coping with being neutered.

Hells yes he can still sport wood!

Good avatar/comment synergy.

I'm guessing he didn't have a cow being ground into paste for his avatar when you said that?

Because the implications otherwise would be horrifying.

Guys, guys. Do I need to change back into Stephen Colbert? Because I could split this both ways and make it Barack Obama being made into a burger. And then unmade. If that would make you happy. You know, if.

*sighs* I need a project, is what I'm saying here.

Interracial Nudity?

As much as I like you comment, I feel compelled to point out that however titillating he may be, one man's nudity alone cannot really be interracial.

Ebony and ivory!
Fused together through
surrrrgerrrrrryyyyyyy!

These are frightening new developments which I simply cannot encourage.

unless that man is multi-racial...

Ray is such a big fan of the interracial it gets its own budget item.
I am the same way.

i like this comment system, everything i was going to say has already been said, except this acknowledgment of everything having already been said.

Wellp, everything I wanted to say has been- OH CRAP.

Ray looks so pissed in panel 5. He always knew his expense account would never fly with HR.

I like that 'interracial' is a new media type.

How do you get interracial nudity?

Ebony and ivory
Nude together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh lord why don't we?

I just love how organized he is with his nudity. Shows some serious class.

Could I get a weekly colour strip without no joke?

best first panel ever

Yeah, I like to think that this actually takes place about eight minutes after Ray first told Teodor that they lost the job.

Ray didn't strike me as the type that would be into aural sex. You think you know a guy...

Nudity on the company budget warrants a five for this strip.

I recently renewed my subscription to "The Half-Assed Male".
One more year of 182.5 issues, and the bonus gift is the upgrade to "The Full-Fledged Male"...

Football phone, my ass!!

I'm usually rockin only fully nude audio!

Shut up loser.

I say this because you are a loser.