mortshire
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A comment left by mortshire was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Carpetbag, goocifer, woodenteeth, kickstart, cheeks_jd, girlandagun)
A comment left by mortshire was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Carpetbag, goocifer, woodenteeth, kickstart, cheeks_jd, girlandagun)
anomalous3
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Can god order a sandwich so big that even he cannot eat it all?
Can god order a sandwich so big that even he cannot eat it all?
dirtyantaeus
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Yes, but he could still eat it.
Yes, but he could still eat it.
alejandroadam
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I can't stop laughing at this. this is a perfect statment about god.
I can't stop laughing at this. this is a perfect statment about god.
heyman
+1 -0
as leftovers in the fridge over the next week or so
as leftovers in the fridge over the next week or so
mattylite
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Hah Ha!
Ha Ha Ha
Haa Haa!
( not an original laugh )
Hah Ha!
Ha Ha Ha
Haa Haa!
( not an original laugh )
mattylite
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Shit, also not a faithful reproduction of the laugh it was supposed to be a faithful reproduction of.
Shit, also not a faithful reproduction of the laugh it was supposed to be a faithful reproduction of.
ghostd
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My mind has been blown!
My mind has been blown!
evolume
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He can order it but damned be if they will make it, even for God.
He can order it but damned be if they will make it, even for God.
farqussus
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"God? Hell no. He orders all this shit and answers the damn door! No subs for God!"
"God? Hell no. He orders all this shit and answers the damn door! No subs for God!"
baryonyx
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Some modern theologians postulate the universe is actually the remains of such a sandwich.
Some modern theologians postulate the universe is actually the remains of such a sandwich.
tekende
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That must have been one nasty-ass sandwich.
That must have been one nasty-ass sandwich.
baryonyx
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The Rudest.
The Rudest.
invidious
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Quote:
Yes. That's why he had to create pot. Problem solved.
Quote:
Can god order a sandwich so big that even he cannot eat it all?
Yes. That's why he had to create pot. Problem solved.
fuckyoufriday
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a_dude
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very classic.
very classic.
flim
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I wonder, if the herb is not his thing, if God HAS a thing?
I would very much like to know what God's thing is
That would be useful information
I wonder, if the herb is not his thing, if God HAS a thing?
I would very much like to know what God's thing is
That would be useful information
spectre
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He likes to steal an occasional bottle of communion wine.
He likes to steal an occasional bottle of communion wine.
niggar
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His thing is adenochrome
His thing is adenochrome
jackparsons
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Oh definitely. "Fear And Loathing In Heaven".
Oh definitely. "Fear And Loathing In Heaven".
tekende
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His thing is saving our souls and loving everyone, I think. The problem is those times when He does toke...He tends to do stuff like flood the earth and gamble with Satan, that kind of thing.
His thing is saving our souls and loving everyone, I think. The problem is those times when He does toke...He tends to do stuff like flood the earth and gamble with Satan, that kind of thing.
killerlimpet
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Not to mention the whole Creation thing. One of the things ID advocates don't mention is that if you actually Argue From "design" that occurs in the natural world, you usually wind up arguing for a designer like this god. Or Loki.
Not to mention the whole Creation thing. One of the things ID advocates don't mention is that if you actually Argue From "design" that occurs in the natural world, you usually wind up arguing for a designer like this god. Or Loki.
killerlimpet
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OR WORSE.
OR WORSE.
tekende
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what
what
tekende
+0 -0
Wh...why did I post this? That comment makes sense, what was wrong with me when I read it the first time?
Wh...why did I post this? That comment makes sense, what was wrong with me when I read it the first time?
spectre
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Alt text: "in my vision God has tevis or birkenstocks"
Alt text: "in my vision God has tevis or birkenstocks"
thisdoggisproice
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When God skates it is probably like the most electric Tony Hawk combo one could think of, he is the Carmen Sandiego of skateboarding, grinding the entire Louvre and such.
When God skates it is probably like the most electric Tony Hawk combo one could think of, he is the Carmen Sandiego of skateboarding, grinding the entire Louvre and such.
honesttom
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I think Richard Dawkins would be furious to read this strip. Let's send it to him and see what happens.
I think Richard Dawkins would be furious to read this strip. Let's send it to him and see what happens.
dejavroom
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I love the THINK ABOUT IT TODD
Blister, where are ye now?
I love the THINK ABOUT IT TODD
Blister, where are ye now?
rowboat
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I think I saw God on the Quad.
I think I saw God on the Quad.
m-e-charm
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This is definately one of my alltime favorites.
This is definately one of my alltime favorites.
coco
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I love that Todd is grasping his head when finds out, because his mind has been blown.
I love that Todd is grasping his head when finds out, because his mind has been blown.
kamet
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One of my absolute favorites. I use that line alot... "Think about it.. who's gonna yell at God?"
One of my absolute favorites. I use that line alot... "Think about it.. who's gonna yell at God?"
foetus_punch
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I am high, and everything is SO DELICIOUS.
Nightlife was right and I have received a sign.
I am high, and everything is SO DELICIOUS.
Nightlife was right and I have received a sign.
xndrew
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Blister's pose in the final panel put me out of my seat.
Blister's pose in the final panel put me out of my seat.
joeynarcotic
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God this comic does undead religious squirrel stoner humour so well. I riot with glee.
God this comic does undead religious squirrel stoner humour so well. I riot with glee.
belgand
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Hmm... so heaven is warm enough for Birkenstocks? Should I maybe pack some shorts or will I need a light jacket?
If heaven is anything like San Francisco people will start bitching if the temperature rises above 68 in the summer.
Hmm... so heaven is warm enough for Birkenstocks? Should I maybe pack some shorts or will I need a light jacket?
If heaven is anything like San Francisco people will start bitching if the temperature rises above 68 in the summer.
I wonder if anybody suggested drawing on him...
Dude you can't draw on GOD while he's passed out. You know he'd know it was you, and he'd get you back.
"And I sayeth unto you, whosoever it was that saw fit to adorn my countenance with this moustache must surely confess , lest they suffer mine eternal wrath."
-Sammichamiah 4:20
I've always felt this was missing. I'd love to see the rest of your Bible fan fiction.
I wonder who's the guy who's dealin to god? I would like some of that stuff.
God grows his own weed, yo. It's divine.
4 20... nice touch
Nice Pete would be green with envy.
Then he would stow your body in a van and declare himself the winner.
Green with envy, eh?
I see what you did there.