closefriend
+0 -0
One little joy buzzer fires off and Pat's back in the dick game.
One little joy buzzer fires off and Pat's back in the dick game.
centipede_damascus
+3 -0
Vegetable Brain just shot the dove of Pat's niceness with his horrible joke.
Vegetable Brain just shot the dove of Pat's niceness with his horrible joke.
epicurus
+2 -0
The clincher in this one is the fact that Pat thanks Carrot Top twice for one of the good lucks, thus averaging his thank you/good luck ratio at 1.3:1.
The real Pat would only ever thank someone sarcastically and probably tell them to use some dried-bee best-itutes.
The clincher in this one is the fact that Pat thanks Carrot Top twice for one of the good lucks, thus averaging his thank you/good luck ratio at 1.3:1.
The real Pat would only ever thank someone sarcastically and probably tell them to use some dried-bee best-itutes.
darthemed
+0 -1
That must have been a dangerously high-amplitude joy buzzer.
That must have been a dangerously high-amplitude joy buzzer.
captain_arlo
+0 -0
I know! I was always so disappointed with joy buzzers when I was a kid. I wanted them to actually shock people like in cartoons. More like mild-bemusement buzzer.
I know! I was always so disappointed with joy buzzers when I was a kid. I wanted them to actually shock people like in cartoons. More like mild-bemusement buzzer.
aaron_haynes
+11 -0
Good luck!
Good luck!
...Good luck!
shake my hand already goddamn you
Good luck!
Good luck!
...Good luck!
shake my hand already goddamn you
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
man, vegetable brain is a dick.
now pat is too
again
thanks vegetable brain
man, vegetable brain is a dick.
now pat is too
again
thanks vegetable brain
bixschmix
+10 -0
OK. So the alt-text here refers to a movie called "The Point," narrated by Ringo Starr. It's about a boy, Oblio, and his dog, Arrow. (A round-headed boy who's born in a land of pointy-headed people and sharp angles. The moral is that "you don't have to have a point to have a point," which he learns only after he's outlawed to the "Forest of No Point."
Did I mention it's a musical?
If you have a chance to see this movie, do it. If you have a chance to see it in an altered state, all the better. (Just sayin'. Smoke some heated up marijuana or, if you're not afraid of hallucinogenics...well google it.)
OK. So the alt-text here refers to a movie called "The Point," narrated by Ringo Starr. It's about a boy, Oblio, and his dog, Arrow. (A round-headed boy who's born in a land of pointy-headed people and sharp angles. The moral is that "you don't have to have a point to have a point," which he learns only after he's outlawed to the "Forest of No Point."
Did I mention it's a musical?
If you have a chance to see this movie, do it. If you have a chance to see it in an altered state, all the better. (Just sayin'. Smoke some heated up marijuana or, if you're not afraid of hallucinogenics...well google it.)
mattylite
+2 -1
w/ music by Harry Nilsson too. The guy with one to many S's in his name.
w/ music by Harry Nilsson too. The guy with one to many S's in his name.
catjumpjohn
+0 -0
I love Harry Nilsson and I love Achewood. The alt text of this made me extremely happy.
I love Harry Nilsson and I love Achewood. The alt text of this made me extremely happy.
baryonyx
+2 -0
I have seen. And I laughed. The finest passage is from the song about all the places an bubble of air travels:
"And that whaaaaale...he got so ooold...he decompoooosed...and then the parts of him sank to the bottom of the sea and into some magmaaaa...AND THEN HE DIIIIED."
I have seen. And I laughed. The finest passage is from the song about all the places an bubble of air travels:
"And that whaaaaale...he got so ooold...he decompoooosed...and then the parts of him sank to the bottom of the sea and into some magmaaaa...AND THEN HE DIIIIED."
bluetshirt
+0 -0
my mom still sings that sporadically to this day.
you can download the flick from https://fortheloveofharry.blogspot.com/ .
my mom still sings that sporadically to this day.
you can download the flick from https://fortheloveofharry.blogspot.com/ .
catjumpjohn
+0 -0
I like at the end of the album, where Nilsson just says matter-of-factly, "Well, that's it. That's the end of the story, and the end of the album. So...thank you." (puts on Bela Legosi voice) "And...GOOD NIGHT!"
I like at the end of the album, where Nilsson just says matter-of-factly, "Well, that's it. That's the end of the story, and the end of the album. So...thank you." (puts on Bela Legosi voice) "And...GOOD NIGHT!"
kovatch
+0 -0
I love Pat's Electrocution Face, Priceless
I love Pat's Electrocution Face, Priceless
biznart
+1 -0
Even better is his angry asshole eyebrows that are back in full effect in the next panel. He doesn't even have to utter a word to let everyone know Pat is back to normal. And by normal, I mean he is a dick.
Even better is his angry asshole eyebrows that are back in full effect in the next panel. He doesn't even have to utter a word to let everyone know Pat is back to normal. And by normal, I mean he is a dick.
biznart
+0 -0
Ah shit. It had been a while since I read this arc. I forgot it took two more zaps from Andretti to turn Pat back into a dick. Lame away.
Ah shit. It had been a while since I read this arc. I forgot it took two more zaps from Andretti to turn Pat back into a dick. Lame away.
carlyle
+0 -0
Oh-ho shit. I think this concert just got shot in the ass.
Oh-ho shit. I think this concert just got shot in the ass.
art-vader
+0 -1
Does Vegetable Brain pretend to be japanese when he shocks people?
Does Vegetable Brain pretend to be japanese when he shocks people?
jamb23
+0 -0
Ray is becoming very casual with his phone jacket.
Ray is becoming very casual with his phone jacket.
I think that perhaps the scariest aspect of Carrot Top is that he has a smooth, womanly face from all the plastic surgery he's had...then his weird shiny face with his crazy fluffy hair is perched incongruously atop a ripped body. It's hella weird.
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Oh man that is mega nasty
That is dog shit.
The perfect reaction. Chubbied.
OH DEAR CHRIST IS THAT REALLY HIM
More like Carrot BOTTOM....
the stuff of nightmares, that is.
Joan Rivers up in herr.
No.
Of course, the real comedy is the fact that he's got an ab roller right in front of him.
Yeah. That's how Carrot Top gets his buff on..
-WFL
His nipples look like little pimples. D:
I did not know that this was a thing
I think I did not want to know that this was a thing
The saddest thing?
So basically you're saying that the scariest aspect of Carrot Top is...Carrot Top?