epicurus
+17 -0
I love love love the first one because that would EXACTLY how I would describe that experience in my innermost thoughts.
Also I cannot picture someone ever being named Clue Bucket, I have not had that life.
I love love love the first one because that would EXACTLY how I would describe that experience in my innermost thoughts.
Also I cannot picture someone ever being named Clue Bucket, I have not had that life.
brah_angelico
+0 -0
My name is Clue Bucket
I think today might just be my lucky day
My name is Clue Bucket
I think today might just be my lucky day
dissembly
+1 -0
Hopefully by "today" you mean "in 16 to 18 years time, depending on which country/state you are in."
Hopefully by "today" you mean "in 16 to 18 years time, depending on which country/state you are in."
m1st3rbl4ck
+37 -0
i just love the phrase 'i do not miss the future.'
i just love the phrase 'i do not miss the future.'
epicurus
+0 -0
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A comment left by epicurus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tttt2, Sortelli, cheeks_jd)
daaaaang
+16 -0
Achewood is a celebration of the English language.
Achewood is a celebration of the English language.
pastrami
+0 -0
This comment deserves about as many chubbies as any I've yet seen here. This is exactly why I love Achewood.
This comment deserves about as many chubbies as any I've yet seen here. This is exactly why I love Achewood.
poodlelucy
+3 -0
it reminds me of a bjork song someone sent me, lyrics as follows: "i miss you, but i haven't met you yet. so special, but it hasn't happened yet. you're gorgeous, but i haven't met you yet. i remember, but it hasn't happened yet."
it reminds me of a bjork song someone sent me, lyrics as follows: "i miss you, but i haven't met you yet. so special, but it hasn't happened yet. you're gorgeous, but i haven't met you yet. i remember, but it hasn't happened yet."
fattypneumonia
+1 -0
The video's an all-timer, from John K:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80647458/
The video's an all-timer, from John K:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80647458/
theyang
+0 -0
thanks for that. my world looks different now
thanks for that. my world looks different now
tombsgrave
+1 -0
Paiste, gub!, and Clue Bucket make the strip... though the last panel alone would be worth a five.
Paiste, gub!, and Clue Bucket make the strip... though the last panel alone would be worth a five.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
You know that innocent little tot would rock the Hell out of that ukelele.
You know that innocent little tot would rock the Hell out of that ukelele.
heavymetaljesus
+0 -0
FOR UKULELES!
FOR UKULELES!
anitrophaeron
+18 -1
In his defense, Clue Bucket is an okay guy. Honestly though, I am a male and I have two brothers so I can't imagine what it's like to be responsible for the well being of a girl. If I ever have a daughter she better turn out either really really ugly or really really gay cause if any little assholes come sniffing around my house someone will end up stabbed.
In his defense, Clue Bucket is an okay guy. Honestly though, I am a male and I have two brothers so I can't imagine what it's like to be responsible for the well being of a girl. If I ever have a daughter she better turn out either really really ugly or really really gay cause if any little assholes come sniffing around my house someone will end up stabbed.
oishii
+10 -0
Please don't have children.
Please don't have children.
epicurus
+15 -0
"Stabbin' Assholes
Bought this Van"
"Stabbin' Assholes
Bought this Van"
woodenteeth
+3 -0
Taken in the wrong way (bu-dum tish! , there really isn't
Taken in the wrong way (bu-dum tish! , there really isn't
woodenteeth
+7 -0
fuck, Cancel CANCEL CANCEL!
Not post.
fuck, Cancel CANCEL CANCEL!
Not post.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
It still got chubbied though.
It still got chubbied though.
shutup_shutup
+1 -0
Amazing pair of posts. Amazing.
Amazing pair of posts. Amazing.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
seconded. since God has a sense of humor, hes going to make sure that i have lady-children. its going to be funny to watch me try to be authoritative and stern in the face of a small girl. i was the cutest lil dude ever, so my children will be as such.
seconded. since God has a sense of humor, hes going to make sure that i have lady-children. its going to be funny to watch me try to be authoritative and stern in the face of a small girl. i was the cutest lil dude ever, so my children will be as such.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i forgot to say that ill be an embarrassing/protective dad, much to the chagrin of everyone else involved.
i forgot to say that ill be an embarrassing/protective dad, much to the chagrin of everyone else involved.
xi
+0 -0
I do not miss the future in addition.
I do not miss the future in addition.
randombeing
+1 -0
No, this is NOT a 3.7. You're all so silly! That last caption is Achewood Divinity in motion.
No, this is NOT a 3.7. You're all so silly! That last caption is Achewood Divinity in motion.
professorhazard
+1 -0
Come on, people, the alt text makes it a 4 at the very least.
Come on, people, the alt text makes it a 4 at the very least.
soticoto
+0 -0
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A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by awesomonster, ButterMoths, saddestking, heccibiggs, goatmasterflash, Mangtastic, eatmorekix, fosters, loneal, Jar, Baryonyx, Lumus, Towel, aHatOfPig, mystkmanat, mugi, Zem, bixschmix, Doc_Rostov, seren_tremio, echidnaboy)
buttermoths
+2 -0
Man, you're such an edgy cunt 2 the exxtreme.
Man, you're such an edgy cunt 2 the exxtreme.
qingofchina
+2 -0
4 3 3 is not haiku format my friend
4 3 3 is not haiku format my friend
saint
+7 -0
Never again will I lame you, Soticoto.
It is not because I agree with you, but because I understand.
I understand you, Soticoto. It's ok. I get it now.
You are a douchebag .
Never again will I lame you, Soticoto.
It is not because I agree with you, but because I understand.
I understand you, Soticoto. It's ok. I get it now.
You are a douchebag .
soticoto
+0 -0
In that I favour non-living vaginal discharge... yeah.
In that I favour non-living vaginal discharge... yeah.
anzio
+0 -0
Do you hate all babies? What about babies who turn in to adults that don't suck?
Do you hate all babies? What about babies who turn in to adults that don't suck?
terebikun
+1 -0
alt-text: Achewood is now permanently a comic about a baby.
alt-text: Achewood is now permanently a comic about a baby.
terebikun
+2 -0
Now remember that an earlier alt-text stated Achewood wouldn't become a comic about babies. Onstad heaps lies upon lies.
Now remember that an earlier alt-text stated Achewood wouldn't become a comic about babies. Onstad heaps lies upon lies.
tellumo
+4 -0
Maybe Clue Bucket is a descendant of Charlie Bucket, of chocolate-factory fame?
Maybe Clue Bucket is a descendant of Charlie Bucket, of chocolate-factory fame?
johnnyripped
+1 -0
I think the baby is a reference to Leviathan by Peter Blegvad.
I think the baby is a reference to Leviathan by Peter Blegvad.
gmm
+4 -0
5, straight up. Y'all haterz can get bent.
5, straight up. Y'all haterz can get bent.
mirzabah
+0 -0
Cornelius Bear's car.
Cornelius Bear's car.
dybrar
+0 -0
Are these flies? If so, are they there because of the body odour? Because that would be some pretty bad body odour.
Are these flies? If so, are they there because of the body odour? Because that would be some pretty bad body odour.
Fun story: I don't think that koa wood is extinct, but it is endangered. So her great-grandfather may not be in that much trouble.
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It is her hair, I believe.
Dagwood Syndrome
Koa is beautiful wood. Her great-grandfather is almost certainly extinct, so also not in that much trouble.