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Berlin Sex Museum Tuesday, March 23, 2004 • read strip Viewing 35 comments:

This has to be one of my favorite Achewood strips.

chubby of agreement

I second that.

I for one find the idea of an old erotic video about a well-mannered English gentleman hilarious.

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you're allowed to say piss, but you're too polite to do so.

The Berlin sex museum is a tourist trap

Indeed.

I have not had Berlin sex

how does it go?

You take one end and a Russian takes the other.

I am proud to be the first to chubby this comment, sir. I trust I will not be the last.

Damn straight you willna'.

accidental lames make my heart sink. I'm so, SO sorry.

"The Man and the Lady" sounds like a Roast Beef porn title.

UH
said the man to the lady
UH
said the lady to the man she adored
and the whores like a chorus go
UH
all night

Like a choir you disrespectful punk.

"An historical footnote"?

https://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/drgw007.html

You use 'An' when prefacing a word that begins with a vowel. If you say 'historical' in Cockeny, it becomes 'istorical', so you'd use 'an'.

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spaniards.

Them some dummies then, Lamont. Everyone else I know goes inside.

I can confirm this is true as I have lived in both Hereford and Hampshire. *nod*

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Ahem. COCKNEY. Cheers sunshine.

You do that. If you're a giant ponce.

That shiz is HOT.

Apparently, the Antiques Roadshow visit really helped Ray's casual early erotica interest snowball.

I eagerly await the day when I can use "Skin-skiffle" in ordinary conversation.

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Whoa there! When the cats were trapped in the dumbwaiter a while ago I learned that my porno name would be Archibald Cavendish , and thought to myself 'what a stuffy, though thoroughly British and decent name, he does not sound like the sort of modern gentleman who would engage in pornographic entertainments at all'.

Could it be that my porno name is... the son? The brother, even, of this legend?!

Archibald? Dear God, is it really You?

lascivioscopic. totally added to my vocabulary. it's gonna be hard to get into a sentence, but it's there.

I have been to the Sex Museum in New York City. I can assure you that there, "Catfish" Lavender Cavendish is not give the respect he deserves.

Somebody has clearly been to the musee mechanique not long before making this strip.

Classic Cavendish!