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Cussing redux Monday, August 5, 2002 • read strip Viewing 27 comments:

Strips like this one make me wonder why Onstad even bothered to make a RATE THIS STRIP option less than 5.

7 percent? That is a LOT of baby tears.

Yet it is not a perfect five. This proves that some people need to be taught the power of cusses.

True. Every cum-addicted cunting fuckflap must fuck along.

Powerful!

This is probably my favorite strip ever.

"Cuss" is such a hilarious word.

Billy Idol likes making babies cry?

I think he is merely demonstrating the awesome power of cusses.

Fetuses, actually. Babies are too easy.

Everyone should know the power of cusses.

Todd desperately wants Billy Idol to understand that he is not a novice in the ways of Cuss. He is experienced in this field and subscribed to many journals.

He is not, however, shaking because he is mad at being told what he already knows. Billy Idol's explanation is cutting into his cocaine time.

Despite being crass and illiterate, Todd is a leading expert in things that matter . You have to respect that.

Saying cusses is power.

WHAT WE NEED MORE OF IS SCIENCE

and RELEVANCE

It is relevant. There are scientific experiments which prove that unborn children cry in the presence of cusses.

Granted there are few follow up studies that corroborate these findings, as the initial experiments were branded unethical and cannot be repeated.

Fucking crybabies.

This is one of the most saddest/hilarious things I have ever heard in my life. Great job.

I love it when Todd is angry I love Todd.

I love it when he is drinking.

Even cussing can be science. Science!

Alt Text: Roast Beef did so many things while I tried to write this strip. In the end he stayed on the moon.

I'm trying to picture "Saying cusses is power" in Billy Idol's voice, but it always comes as that guy who does 'Wild Discovery'.

I know everyone says this, but...this might be where I officially knew I was hooked on Achewood. Incredible.

This knowledge will keep Phillipe awake for ten or twelve nights of prayer.

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