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Directing Rod Huggins Wednesday, April 4, 2007 • read strip Viewing 41 comments:

Where the hell is that camera pointing at? Scary thoughts.

Such is the Power of Huggins.

Panning the taint top to bottom

*shivers*

It's insane, that guy's taint.

Not to go all film/video nerd or anything, but that would most likely be tilting. Unless Rod was lying on his side with his legs...

Okay, I have to go look at some nude women now.

Huggins is a genius. He should teach classes at the community colleges every Tuesday and Thursday.

ahem...*college*

No. The community college s . All of them. Via satellite.

from Mars.

There is both a city and a state community college in my... community.

I majorly dig the phrase 'There is no false power in the universe'. I have many times let my mind wonder what in hell Rod was doing.

A comment left by hip-hobbit was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by phthoggos, Overmedicated, Carpetbag, goocifer, hikikomori, scraggg)

OK, I'm a sadnerd and I know it, but I actually rented and watched Mars Needs Women to find out if that line, or anything like it, was actually in there.

It wasn't. The movie has no philosophical pretensions whatsoever. I have a schizoaffective bi friend who saw it as a child and claimed it was dangerously misogynistic; it is misogynistic, but probably only dangerous to schizoaffective children, as it's really too silly to influence a well-adjusted child's psyche. I was expecting a bad Heinlein ripoff, and got a bad Ed Wood ripoff. Obviously I recommend it.

I somewhat understood your little movie critique.
So...what did I learn?
Watching this movie will be so rad while smoking some heated-up marijuana.

That statement could apply to basically every movie. Ever.

That requires a very potent herb.

Gets a five for "There is no false power in the universe".

Teodor has some disconcerting intensity in his brow while he's filming this.

He is just filming Huggins furiously.

Damn, he looks like he deserves that candy.

Téodor films through sunglasses. Is that done? Can you do this?

In porn... yes.

it's a thing

It's better than taking an errant shot in the eye.

I like how Teodor is slightly trembling in awe in the last panel.

Is Ray trying to look like Simon Le Cowell?

That really feels like he should be quoting some famous work of film or literature, but Google says that Ray is only quoting himself. How awesome.

huggins needs to get his ass to mars

MARS NEEDS HUGGIN'

Well, where does that leg go?

That's the allure, dude.

i don't know...it's like, "Where does that leg go?"

'taint anything you need to be worryin' about

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Somewhere in the world, at this very moment... a person is masturbating to this strip.

And his name is retardo.

I wonder if, in Death of a Salesman, there is actually a corpse with its tongue lolling out...? 'Cuz that's how a five-year-old portrays death. Which raises another question: who is generally the better actor: a porn star or an untrained five-y-o?

Below this point [no jokes about reversing the roles of the two in order to discover the answer]

T is visibly shaken by the footage he is capturing.

I had to make a double-check before I realized Huggins is sticking out his tongue in panel 3.

This strip is awesome. Ray all tryin' to look like Simon Le Cowel. Rod with his hilarious jowls. Teodor panning slightly downward between panel five and six before saying, "Wow." The look on Ray's face as his cameraman is amazed by Rod's dong.

A six is not even good enough for this strip.