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Sick in bed all day Friday, November 2, 2001 • read strip Viewing 55 comments:

A comment left by roastbeet was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by MrMojoRisin, reburn, cashprizes, Ambala)

There's only two of them. Should Lyle just toss it off to his left?

...lie bot?

Lie Bot!

Those are the biggest most comfortable looking pillows Ive ever seen

They just look big compared to the two stuffed animals who are using them while smoking weed.

game, set, and match.

afterparty at the Olive Garden.

Man that just looks like a fun way to spend a day even if you aren't sick. Getting stoned in bed with friends...

Dang man, I got some phone calls to make.

"Sick Day" Party at my place. Call everyone you know. BYOP (Bring Your Own Pillow).


Fluffy pillows, weed, and Jack Daniels. Oh, why dost thou taunt me, Achewood?

I hear your avatar's heavy teutonic screaming of every word you write. It is out rage ous.

Lyle makes a damn good point, my sick leave forms don't even MENTION permission of fatties.

That's just a normal day.

That is basically the most classy way to ask for a hit ever.

agreed. five-fold.

I've tried this home remedy. It usually ends up being a lateral move; not better or worse, but sort of more difficult and interesting. It's definitely a good hangover cure (gotta go light on the hair of the dog, though).

This move has put me into bed more times than it has gotten me out of it.

Is Lyle drinking whiskey or Achewater ? Either is a fine choice.

It's 'Recurring Bourbon'.

this is why i want a comfy bed in my living room

Greatest sick day ever

word up, lyle.

Teodor knows a good situation when he sees one.

Téodor is more of a pipe guy; he will surely fish-lip it.

Fish-lip?

Fish lipping: to make the end of a joint wet with one's saliva before passing. See also: "n word-lipping."

Let's see . . . somebody with the flu offers you a toke. The weed is good, but there will be flu virus on the joint. What to do, oh what to do?

Toast the mouth end, bro. That's what we do if someone's sick or they slobber all over the J.

That doesn't make sense. Unless you've got some kind of bizarre three-tipped joint, you'd be puffing on the side that was previously lit. Even if you put it out, it'd be all ashes and such.

Well, you just toast it, you know, like when you just finished rolling one and it's a bit too moist along it's side. You don't go all burning it and such.

It's better to just have more than one pipe laying around. If someone's sick, they just get their own.

Silly, everyone knows smoking kills germs.

i'm glad that in my circle of friends, we aren't required to get in bed in order to pass a joint around.

i would think lyle, at least, would think this a little strange.

Lyle believes there is no greater job in all the world than having meaningless sex with women who were recently men. You've got to remember who you're talking about, here.

I think you forgot the main thing about that: he was also paid to do it.

He said it was a job man.

Hmm. I don't think this strip is in my copy of the first book...

sick stylin'

Last time I was sick, this is pretty much how it went. Roll a friend and hit up some Seagrams 7 Crown.

That is one fat blunt.

This is my flu, cold, mopin' and wallowin' cure. Works almost every time, and when it doesn't....it was still hella worth it.

I want to lie in bed, drink whiskey and smoke pot and watch television with Lyle all day.

I like how Lyle's pinky is raised. The weed must be exquisite.

Of course. He is a connoisseur.

I just really want to do this.

I don't know about anyone else, but this is how I spend all my sick days.

That might explain why I take so many of them.

This looks like the most comfortable and amazing thing to do ever.

All those sick days I spent hunched over the commodore 64 plugged into my TV... when I coulda been...

DAMMIT!

Man, this stupid strip is no better than a webcomic.

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And here's where your evil began.

You won. You made this place less cool. Congratulations.

Lyle's face... sort of comes and goes.