afastidioushat
+25 -1
Why would anybody want their dog to snore?
Why would anybody want their dog to snore?
moraiat
+0 -0
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professoryes
+16 -0
It's the fellow from the NASTY DIVORCE section in the personals. He wants the dog to snore to get back at her.
He is NASTY, after all.
It's the fellow from the NASTY DIVORCE section in the personals. He wants the dog to snore to get back at her.
He is NASTY, after all.
gussiejives
+2 -0
What, yours doesn't?
What, yours doesn't?
carlyle
+2 -0
I think it says "Can you teach my dog how to musically snore?"
I think it says "Can you teach my dog how to musically snore?"
philophobe
+2 -0
Don't judge Steve; you've not had his life.
Don't judge Steve; you've not had his life.
howard
+0 -0
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zem
+0 -0
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nocarsgo
+4 -1
Someone is paying someone else to steal a VW. The way Lyle holds his booze in panel 5 looks ill.
Someone is paying someone else to steal a VW. The way Lyle holds his booze in panel 5 looks ill.
audhumla
+5 -0
He cradles it such as one would an infant child
He cradles it such as one would an infant child
tommythebrat
+1 -0
=When I say that they were paying someone else to steal a VW was "Oh man, I bet either Lyle or Todd put that up there." and then I realised they are right there....so they probably didn't.
=When I say that they were paying someone else to steal a VW was "Oh man, I bet either Lyle or Todd put that up there." and then I realised they are right there....so they probably didn't.
st-elmos_fire
+0 -0
why can't someone read a paper in which they placed a personal add? It seems very much like something they would do.
why can't someone read a paper in which they placed a personal add? It seems very much like something they would do.
tommythebrat
+8 -0
Fine! You caught me! I have never read a newspaper before! way to rub it in hotshot!
Fine! You caught me! I have never read a newspaper before! way to rub it in hotshot!
dusty
+0 -0
People just don't consider the feelings of those of us who cannot read or write. I feel your pain my friend.
People just don't consider the feelings of those of us who cannot read or write. I feel your pain my friend.
deancain29
+0 -0
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jesler729
+4 -0
Appearently 50 dollars is the going price if you want to get something done.
Appearently 50 dollars is the going price if you want to get something done.
quazifuji
+2 -0
The question "Do you want $50?" may be rhetorical, as the last job appears to pay $100. At least, something happens with $100.
The question "Do you want $50?" may be rhetorical, as the last job appears to pay $100. At least, something happens with $100.
fermatprime
+0 -0
I assumed it was the phone number. xxx-5100.
I assumed it was the phone number. xxx-5100.
shutup_shutup
+1 -1
$50 is class money.
$50 is class money.
lexsenthur
+5 -0
No, it's classified money.
No, it's classified money.
kazad
+0 -0
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_cheesekayke
+1 -0
Maslow Agency is too classy a name for such as a prostitution recruitment center.
Maslow Agency is too classy a name for such as a prostitution recruitment center.
professoryes
+1 -0
Or, perhaps, just classy enough.
Or, perhaps, just classy enough.
philophobe
+3 -0
Maslow's Hierarchy of Ruined Lives.
Maslow's Hierarchy of Ruined Lives.
winkmartindale
+3 -1
All and all, not a bad job. The trick is loving your work.
All and all, not a bad job. The trick is loving your work.
banzairabbit
+3 -0
"Trick" being the key word.
"Trick" being the key word.
clever-nickname
+1 -0
I just realized that Lyle smacked Todd in panel five.
I just realized that Lyle smacked Todd in panel five.
johnmatrix
+0 -0
What I like is that they probably aren't insulting each other. That's just how two drinkers greet one another.
What I like is that they probably aren't insulting each other. That's just how two drinkers greet one another.
spinynorman
+0 -1
That's more like how two guys greet one another. But then again most "guys" are considered drinkers.
That's more like how two guys greet one another. But then again most "guys" are considered drinkers.
helloftubby
+1 -0
yeah i tend to greet my close friends with 'alright you cunt?'
yeah i tend to greet my close friends with 'alright you cunt?'
bourbonsamurai
+3 -0
I am currently unemployed, and have sent this strip to all my friends as an example of the kind of help they can give me.
I am currently unemployed, and have sent this strip to all my friends as an example of the kind of help they can give me.
dasilodavi
+3 -0
There are times in my life when I would seriously consider this job. Now is one of those times.
There are times in my life when I would seriously consider this job. Now is one of those times.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Props for "can you teach my dog how to snore." I missed that previously.
Props for "can you teach my dog how to snore." I missed that previously.
spinynorman
+3 -0
Man, I know that I'm double posting months apart, but you should never consider an ad where the description "fully healed" is a positive boon. Jesus mary and fuck.
Man, I know that I'm double posting months apart, but you should never consider an ad where the description "fully healed" is a positive boon. Jesus mary and fuck.
gussiejives
+0 -0
Snore lessons don't come cheap!
Snore lessons don't come cheap!
xiaomimi
+22 -0
Weekend Blogs
Roast Beef: bad weekend
Lyle: Sunday, April 24, 2005
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Nobody died.
Weekend Blogs
Roast Beef: bad weekend
Lyle: Sunday, April 24, 2005
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Nobody died.
xiaomimi
+15 -0
Dang man screwed up Lyle's title, it's supposed to be "tranny fux."
Dang man screwed up Lyle's title, it's supposed to be "tranny fux."
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I have seen the result of Philippe trying to use a semi-colon. Now I can die.
I have seen the result of Philippe trying to use a semi-colon. Now I can die.
nyu
+0 -0
I didnt know the acheworld had craigslist
I didnt know the acheworld had craigslist
direhaggis
+0 -0
There is a surfeit of fully healed transexuals who need to get laid by dudes like Lyle.
There is a surfeit of fully healed transexuals who need to get laid by dudes like Lyle.
pogo
+1 -1
So far all of you have missed the reference to Maslow.
So far all of you have missed the reference to Maslow.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Damn, I straight-up did. Hang my head in shame, I will. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs will point Firefox to the link you posted.
Damn, I straight-up did. Hang my head in shame, I will. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs will point Firefox to the link you posted.
genequagmire
+0 -0
False, but OK. Maybe that was true as of one year ago.
False, but OK. Maybe that was true as of one year ago.
i_love_kate
+3 -0
I would hate to be the one to have to wake up Jesus on Christmas day.
I would hate to be the one to have to wake up Jesus on Christmas day.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
... would he be angry with you?
... would he be angry with you?
boswelljn
+1 -0
I imagine this strip taking place at about 9 o'clock in the morning. And both Todd and Lyle are drinking.
I imagine this strip taking place at about 9 o'clock in the morning. And both Todd and Lyle are drinking.
cycerin
+1 -0
This strip made me appreciate Lyle
This strip made me appreciate Lyle
sp1derbaby
+1 -0
Are you a recent M2F transsexual who wishes to be sexually active and confident in your new body but not looking for a long-term relationship? Are you fully healed?
Are you a recent M2F transsexual who wishes to be sexually active and confident in your new body but not looking for a long-term relationship? Are you fully healed?
eviljoe
+0 -0
The expression on Todd's face in panel two is perfect!
The expression on Todd's face in panel two is perfect!
re5urgam
+0 -0
I really don't like how Lyle knocks Todd aside there. No one should ever disrespect Todd like that, not even Lyle.
I really don't like how Lyle knocks Todd aside there. No one should ever disrespect Todd like that, not even Lyle.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
todd has earned at least that
todd has earned at least that
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
[[dryheave]]
[[dryheave]]
squidvicious
+0 -0
What is "grunty gin man" an anagram of?
What is "grunty gin man" an anagram of?
skviiier
+1 -0
"running my gat"?
No I dunno, what?
"running my gat"?
No I dunno, what?
mashisoyo
+1 -0
"Grating my nun?"
"Grating my nun?"
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