centipede_damascus +2 -1
Shows about blood are awesome.

steerpike66 +3 -0
This show could be about almost anything. Corpuscles, heraldry, chainsaws, abbatoirs, black pudding production...

tonyhighwind +1 -0
Patrick Bateman saying that just makes me chuckle for some reason. Chubby.

tragicone +0 -0
Patrick Bateman?

Why him? Did you mean Christian Bale?

tonyhighwind +0 -0
That is clearly both Christian Bale and Patrick Bateman.

tragicone +1 -0
Right, right.

stupid.
stupid.
stupid.

tonyhighwind +0 -0
Don't beat yourself up, dude.

I mean, I'm not sure if Carnage can kill himself or not, but why find out?

tragicone +2 -0
THESE KNIVES!!!

tonyhighwind +0 -0
THESE KNIVES ARE MADE OUT OF MEEEEEEEEE!!

leftsaidtim +0 -0
OOOOH THESE KNIVES!

landowmpg +0 -0
I picture him saying it in that fake-enthusiastic tone he gets into when he's describing music.

"...Why, this show could be about almost anything! Corpuscles, heraldry, chainsaws, abbatoirs. Even black pudding production!" *Laughs heartily, drives axe into victim's temple*

dtuba +0 -0
extremely SHITTY music

gunsofray +1 -0
Sex education.

mortshire +4 -0
subpar deutsch, super-klasse dog collar.

stella +0 -0
awesome german. sounds like a computervoice at the airport when i read this. you say "erscheinung" when you see jesus (or similar) but not in relation with TV shows. so twice as funny for me, i rate it a 10!

zaratustra +0 -0
Television = Fernsehapparat.

lucidaconsole +5 -0
nein. TV auf Deutsch ist ein Fernseher.

dybrar +0 -0
Beides ist richtig.

djwhiterabbit +0 -0
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m3funkyb +0 -0
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spectre +2 -1
Alt text: "Come Monday, what language? What stories of the weekend?"

aperson +0 -0
Erscheinen - I like how Onstad does dodgy translations in his Heute auf Deutsch strips.

ntopp +0 -0
Yeah. It's more about the weird cultural translations.

The bear in the black turtleneck is talking to the tiger with a shaved head.

saulbellow +0 -0
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aperson +6 -0
Ooh, miaow. (that's Dutch for get fucked fuckhead)

gehen_sie_weg +2 -0
That would be " Wordt geneukd, neukhoofd"

( This isn't proper grammar in Dutch.)

aperson +0 -0
Ik wil graag 'n pizza bestellen.

scriblerus +0 -0
I love Ray's expression in the first panel.

stuart +1 -0
Once again Lyle is missing an arm. Today, it's the other one.

gumfish +1 -0
Once again Teodor is inquiring about an electronic transmitter. Today, it's the TV.

relaxing +0 -0
Today, Lyle has a buzz cut.

kelsotimebomb +0 -0
Lyle would be the skinhead, wouldn't he?

professorriffs +0 -0
Same as the Spanish one, I don't get why this isn't a stone 5.

nice-on-water +0 -0
Der Bär möchte schauen Fernsehen.