billyamericana
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zem
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Didn't you read the alt text? "Not that he will kill them, but they will die there."
Didn't you read the alt text? "Not that he will kill them, but they will die there."
epicurus
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I think the "2 or 3" refers to the number of air holes.
I think the "2 or 3" refers to the number of air holes.
pitseleh
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I thought it referred to how many children he could fit in there to die. Because I think he could probably fit three children in there, but if one is a bit of a chunkity-ass, then only two.
I thought it referred to how many children he could fit in there to die. Because I think he could probably fit three children in there, but if one is a bit of a chunkity-ass, then only two.
apricotta
+3 -1
Was Nice Pete inspired by these hands?
Was Nice Pete inspired by these hands?
saint
+4 -0
You mean THESE KNIVES?!
You mean THESE KNIVES?!
soticoto
+0 -0
No.
No.
dybrar
+1 -0
If your dying children are able to utter anything more than low, pitiful gasps, forced painfully from parched throats, you're really not doing it right.
If your dying children are able to utter anything more than low, pitiful gasps, forced painfully from parched throats, you're really not doing it right.
fuckyoufriday
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catachresis
+17 -1
I think the system has problems but also that you are reading a little too much into some strangers pressing a button on their mouse when their mouse is in a given position
I think the system has problems but also that you are reading a little too much into some strangers pressing a button on their mouse when their mouse is in a given position
jollysaintpete
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boredom_man
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Consider my chubby a Lame of Love.
Consider my chubby a Lame of Love.
stoned_lightning
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I think some of those lames might have come because you wrote this.
I think some of those lames might have come because you wrote this.
mjfitzge
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so you are saying that some of the first post lames he is referring to in his second post were due to the fact that at that moment he was writing that second post?
you just blew my mind...
so you are saying that some of the first post lames he is referring to in his second post were due to the fact that at that moment he was writing that second post?
you just blew my mind...
achilleselbow
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scraggg
+2 -0
Laaaaaaaame.
Laaaaaaaame.
saint
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The sounds like I something I used to say, but you might have managed a little more condescension than I.
This should worry you, sir.
The sounds like I something I used to say, but you might have managed a little more condescension than I.
This should worry you, sir.
soticoto
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The irony of your last sentence here amuses me.
The irony of your last sentence here amuses me.
anzio
+0 -0
Yeah, because sarcasm is so easy to understand through text.
Yeah, because sarcasm is so easy to understand through text.
centipede_damascus
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Nice Pete has the box, and he does not know when it will happen or why, but the children will die there.
Nice Pete has the box, and he does not know when it will happen or why, but the children will die there.
nutmeg
+0 -0
if i were a man of money, i would get myself a print of this
if i were a man of money, i would get myself a print of this
soilentshuggah
+0 -0
Second and fifth panel crack me up every-damn-time.
Second and fifth panel crack me up every-damn-time.
60teeth
+7 -1
Buc Bucket
Buc Bucket
anitrophaeron
+2 -0
I wonder how many government watch lists you could get put on if you had a t-shirt of the last panel?
I wonder how many government watch lists you could get put on if you had a t-shirt of the last panel?
spicyponyhead
+6 -0
I'm tempted to make myself one. I think it would be even creepier, stretched across my tits.
I'm tempted to make myself one. I think it would be even creepier, stretched across my tits.
soticoto
+0 -0
That mental image gets a chubby from me... literally.
That mental image gets a chubby from me... literally.
spinynorman
+13 -0
Pete's head is always slightly forward and cocked to one side. It doesn't sit right on his shoulders, and then he puts his hands on his hips. This is the classic Appalachain hillby posture of standin' and lookin' at something and givin' it a thunk.
Pete's head is always slightly forward and cocked to one side. It doesn't sit right on his shoulders, and then he puts his hands on his hips. This is the classic Appalachain hillby posture of standin' and lookin' at something and givin' it a thunk.
aplomb
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Whenever I think of Peter H. Cropes I imagine his head unconsciously drifting around on his neck like a screensaver icon. Someday I will make an animated GIF of it.
Whenever I think of Peter H. Cropes I imagine his head unconsciously drifting around on his neck like a screensaver icon. Someday I will make an animated GIF of it.
jalapenoenema
+4 -0
The question is whether he is drawing from life or imagination.
The question is whether he is drawing from life or imagination.
c_dizzle
+2 -0
I'm going to guess from imagination. It's nice to guess. I'd like to know WHERE the context of the second frame fits in]. Is Pete watching over Téodore from an unknown locale, or was it just to remind us of who Pete is? ....I doubt it was the latter.
I'm going to guess from imagination. It's nice to guess. I'd like to know WHERE the context of the second frame fits in]. Is Pete watching over Téodore from an unknown locale, or was it just to remind us of who Pete is? ....I doubt it was the latter.
oplem
+3 -0
Ever see a Kubrick film where the camera cuts quickly to a silent shot of a person? That's what I'm thinking.
Ever see a Kubrick film where the camera cuts quickly to a silent shot of a person? That's what I'm thinking.
eatmorekix
+0 -2
he will not kill them. he will lock them in a box and leave them in a field. until they die.
he will not kill them. he will lock them in a box and leave them in a field. until they die.
xiaomimi
+25 -0
Thanksgiving Break Blogs (Thursday - Sunday)
Roast Beef: Kraftwerk Thanksgiving
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Stupid Todd and his death wish
Philippe: The baby made me go to sleep!
Nice Pete: My new novel is released.
"What's this about, mustache-dick? Your partner here put his dick across your upper lip like a mustache? Is that why you're buggin' me? I already have a mustache, so NO THANKS on the lip pedro thing."
Thanksgiving Break Blogs (Thursday - Sunday)
Roast Beef: Kraftwerk Thanksgiving
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Stupid Todd and his death wish
Philippe: The baby made me go to sleep!
Nice Pete: My new novel is released.
"What's this about, mustache-dick? Your partner here put his dick across your upper lip like a mustache? Is that why you're buggin' me? I already have a mustache, so NO THANKS on the lip pedro thing."
biznart
+0 -0
Lyle is a wordsmith.
Lyle is a wordsmith.
xiaomimi
+0 -0
That quote there is probably the thing that made me laugh the hardest in any of the blogs so far.
That quote there is probably the thing that made me laugh the hardest in any of the blogs so far.
numberkillinger
+0 -0
the blogs today they are most fine
the blogs today they are most fine
killingthejay
+0 -0
i wonder why pete draws human hands instead of cat paws
i wonder why pete draws human hands instead of cat paws
orvel
+9 -0
1) Cut three holes in the box.
2) Stick some kids in that box.
3) Never open the box.
1) Cut three holes in the box.
2) Stick some kids in that box.
3) Never open the box.
echidnaboy
+2 -0
Dave was a lost cause, a real psycho
Spent half his time wishing he was a man
Rather than being a man
To educate his own will, he puts people in boxes
Head first, then legs, then something else
Dave was a lost cause, a real psycho
Spent half his time wishing he was a man
Rather than being a man
To educate his own will, he puts people in boxes
Head first, then legs, then something else
apocowarg
+0 -0
Oh fuck and the yes, Mclusky. I caught them on their final tour when they came through Boston. It is hands-down my favorite concert memory.
Oh fuck and the yes, Mclusky. I caught them on their final tour when they came through Boston. It is hands-down my favorite concert memory.
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Why is Nice Pete depicted in panel 2
Is he secretly standing behind Teodor, watching?
LOOK OUT TEODOR
Why is Nice Pete depicted in panel 2
Is he secretly standing behind Teodor, watching?
LOOK OUT TEODOR
aamzed
+0 -0
Nice Pete is Dangerous-sexy.
Nice Pete is Dangerous-sexy.
mantasmicdude
+0 -0
This strip is in my top ten.
This strip is in my top ten.
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i am horrible.
You are terrible!
Aww, go take a bath or something, Smitty.
So am I.
"", also translated as: Ditto.
yeah, im horrible too :-p
that was bloody hilarious tho