asherdan
+0 -0
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, randombeing, Zefiel, karljw, riotdejaneiro, mikeronomicon, Thorfinn, Deusoma, DiamondMonster, GeyserShitdick, bug, Girdag, NDCaesar, atticusonline, mira, Axhoola, cognitonaut, anewcede, nutmeg, yingkaixing, dropkickpikachu, Saint, Rakadin)
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, randombeing, Zefiel, karljw, riotdejaneiro, mikeronomicon, Thorfinn, Deusoma, DiamondMonster, GeyserShitdick, bug, Girdag, NDCaesar, atticusonline, mira, Axhoola, cognitonaut, anewcede, nutmeg, yingkaixing, dropkickpikachu, Saint, Rakadin)
retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by cognitonaut, davidadam, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by cognitonaut, davidadam, mrn)
howard
+13 -1
retardo are you by any chance gay?
retardo are you by any chance gay?
setzkin
+7 -0
Who marks this as spam? Just because it's incredibly lame, does not mean it is spam.
Who marks this as spam? Just because it's incredibly lame, does not mean it is spam.
cjfoster
+3 -0
agreed - it just forces everyone to click on it to find out what it says.
agreed - it just forces everyone to click on it to find out what it says.
theyang
+4 -0
I think the spam flagger enjoys that the action sets assetbar to call him "What a douche"
I think the spam flagger enjoys that the action sets assetbar to call him "What a douche"
hipjiverobot
+11 -0
Retardo is too flamboyant to really be gay, he's just a homophobic weirdo.
Either that or he is the gayest man in the world and perpetually drunk.
Retardo is too flamboyant to really be gay, he's just a homophobic weirdo.
Either that or he is the gayest man in the world and perpetually drunk.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
Dad? You are not Randy..!
Dad? You are not Randy..!
ih8jonmayr
+0 -0
Probably just some sexually repressed 12 year-old kid.
Probably just some sexually repressed 12 year-old kid.
saint
+0 -0
A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ButterMoths, sevenarts, twohundredninety, tttt2, mortshire, atticusonline, Zem, Audhumla)
A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ButterMoths, sevenarts, twohundredninety, tttt2, mortshire, atticusonline, Zem, Audhumla)
retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by davidadam, dropkickpikachu, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by davidadam, dropkickpikachu, mrn)
gothfae
+4 -1
Your gimmick is getting old, people are going to start voting you lame without ever reading what you're writing. Which honestly, is not a bad thing.
Your gimmick is getting old, people are going to start voting you lame without ever reading what you're writing. Which honestly, is not a bad thing.
agika
+0 -0
Wow. Retardo, if nothing else, you are very, very typological.
Wow. Retardo, if nothing else, you are very, very typological.
dasuta
+0 -0
ignore user is your friend.
ignore user is your friend.
mega_panda
+0 -0
A comment left by mega_panda was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by stanshall, n00b, salvagebar, Anderian, farqussus, huskemonge)
A comment left by mega_panda was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by stanshall, n00b, salvagebar, Anderian, farqussus, huskemonge)
connellingus
+0 -0
It says that for anyone who has a comment marked as spam.
It says that for anyone who has a comment marked as spam.
saint
+0 -1
God, who does this guy think he is, all talkin about vomiting over a gay. What a douche, man. Get bent.
I think we should buy homosexuals sedans. Just to show them things are cool.
God, who does this guy think he is, all talkin about vomiting over a gay. What a douche, man. Get bent.
I think we should buy homosexuals sedans. Just to show them things are cool.
catachresis
+0 -0
I haven't even seen the film but "Talk hard! Say opinions!" makes it a solid 4
I haven't even seen the film but "Talk hard! Say opinions!" makes it a solid 4
tellumo
+0 -0
Me neither, but the notion of a "five-pound cuss"? That is where the strip brought the strong sauce for me.
Me neither, but the notion of a "five-pound cuss"? That is where the strip brought the strong sauce for me.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
I have.
'tis true to form. Roast Beef fits the role. Quiet, awkward kid with a subversive disc jockey alter-ego.
I have.
'tis true to form. Roast Beef fits the role. Quiet, awkward kid with a subversive disc jockey alter-ego.
alejandroadam
+18 -2
T has bigger tits than the origial girl in the movie. this is the only thing off about this representaion of it.
that girl had no tits. witch was pretty rad to me.
T has bigger tits than the origial girl in the movie. this is the only thing off about this representaion of it.
that girl had no tits. witch was pretty rad to me.
straw
+18 -2
I was sad to see this get a lame. T does have bigger tits and sometimes small tits are rad.
I was sad to see this get a lame. T does have bigger tits and sometimes small tits are rad.
closefriend
+0 -0
A comment left by closefriend was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by entropyends, stanshall, riotdejaneiro, twohundredninety, Gompo, yellowcardigan, bug, Spenham, Cantilever, nutmeg, alejandroadam, mattylite, slalvation, Darthemed)
A comment left by closefriend was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by entropyends, stanshall, riotdejaneiro, twohundredninety, Gompo, yellowcardigan, bug, Spenham, Cantilever, nutmeg, alejandroadam, mattylite, slalvation, Darthemed)
zefiel
+11 -1
I enjoy both kinds of breasts.
I enjoy both kinds of breasts.
dropkickpikachu
+0 -0
I agree. All good things in moderation.
I agree. All good things in moderation.
mulisha7
+1 -0
Does he have man boobs? They don't look like they are attached by artificial means. Plus he is always wearing a sweater. I think someone has a hormone problem.
Does he have man boobs? They don't look like they are attached by artificial means. Plus he is always wearing a sweater. I think someone has a hormone problem.
relaxing
+1 -0
Including moderation.
Including moderation.
mugi
+7 -0
I prefer my moderation in excess.
I prefer my moderation in excess.
yomimono
+7 -0
I prefer INXS to moderation.
I prefer INXS to moderation.
shutup_shutup
+1 -0
Left AND right.
Left AND right.
tripperday
+0 -1
Misspelling and sentence fragments can not be tolerated.
Misspelling and sentence fragments can not be tolerated.
twotonturkey
+3 -2
For maximum effectiveness you should be listening to The Pixies' "Wave Of Mutilation (UK Surf version)" while you read this strip.
For maximum effectiveness you should be listening to The Pixies' "Wave Of Mutilation (UK Surf version)" while you read this strip.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
if i had seen this movie when i read this it wouldn't be as funny as it is.
if i had seen this movie when i read this it wouldn't be as funny as it is.
professorhazard
+7 -0
Teodor: A breast man.
Teodor: A breast man.
chachibenji
+1 -0
Teodor: A man sometimes with fun little breasts.
Teodor: A man sometimes with fun little breasts.
stewieisgod13
+0 -0
Huh. That's.... Interesting.
Huh. That's.... Interesting.
charchar
+2 -0
Teodor! Wear a cape!
Teodor! Wear a cape!
acefalco
+0 -0
I'm still totally in love with Samantha Mathis because of that movie.
I'm still totally in love with Samantha Mathis because of that movie.
snowman
+0 -0
These roomba ones somehow never do much for me.
These roomba ones somehow never do much for me.
In a hypothetical Achewood cartoon, I could very easily imagine Christian Slater as the voice of Roast Beef.
I know I'm late by a a couple of years on this one but:
Onstad: I think the main thing is that Ray would be voiced by over 700 members of The Arcade Fire speaking in unison, and Roast Beef would be voiced by the door latch being locked for the night at a McDonald%u2019s restaurant. The latch closure can be mixed together at different pitches to create a complex tonality not unlike utterances.
well.....there you have't.
Weird.
I have always heard Ray as my friend, a man colloquially known to his friends as J-Love. He was a bit of a hick, but a very clever one at that. He is widely credited for popularizing the phrase "You can eat your toast on the porch, bitch!" and being too smart to have that kind of voice.