saint
+2 -1
naked guys doing jumping jacks turns Rod huggins on in ways clothed guys doing pushups can't.
naked guys doing jumping jacks turns Rod huggins on in ways clothed guys doing pushups can't.
spinynorman
+1 -0
Note that Ray thinks of things from that fat guy with a handful of wedding tackle's point of view. Not so odd, as Ray is himself a pretty fat person.
Note that Ray thinks of things from that fat guy with a handful of wedding tackle's point of view. Not so odd, as Ray is himself a pretty fat person.
billyamericana
+2 -0
Somehow I'm not totally convinced it was a misunderstanding.
Somehow I'm not totally convinced it was a misunderstanding.
retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by mistlethrush, Patware, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by mistlethrush, Patware, mrn)
sargasm
+4 -0
So, is it a thing about porn stars that they buy planes?
So, is it a thing about porn stars that they buy planes?
cuddlefish
+3 -0
and that they drive late model mustangs.
and that they drive late model mustangs.
ssddr
+7 -0
MAXIMUM CUDDLES
MAXIMUM CUDDLES
cdl146
+1 -0
Man, if this movie idea were going downhill any faster it would be in free-fall. "It's just every fat dude's worst nightmare come to life!"
Man, if this movie idea were going downhill any faster it would be in free-fall. "It's just every fat dude's worst nightmare come to life!"
ford
+6 -0
I am a fat dude, and if you combine this scenario with some good old fashioned zombies, you have my worst nightmare spot on.
I am a fat dude, and if you combine this scenario with some good old fashioned zombies, you have my worst nightmare spot on.
atmus
+5 -0
Especially the new 'fast' type zombies. Because fat guys can't run very fast or far. Especially with their pants around their ankles.
Especially the new 'fast' type zombies. Because fat guys can't run very fast or far. Especially with their pants around their ankles.
soticoto
+0 -0
The only thing worse than being caught masturbating by your mother bursting through the wall... is being caught masturbating by your zombie mother bursting through the wall.
The only thing worse than being caught masturbating by your mother bursting through the wall... is being caught masturbating by your zombie mother bursting through the wall.
honesttom
+2 -0
This strip is just perfection. Nothing about it is bad in any way.
This strip is just perfection. Nothing about it is bad in any way.
bourbonsamurai
+1 -0
That last panel is gold.
That last panel is gold.
fidget
+2 -0
Man it took me several reads to realize that Ray is supposed to be dressed up as Simon "Le Cowell"
Man it took me several reads to realize that Ray is supposed to be dressed up as Simon "Le Cowell"
spicyponyhead
+0 -0
I actually thought he looked a bunch like Mike Myers.
I actually thought he looked a bunch like Mike Myers.
twohundredninety
+2 -0
Apparently it is a Thing of porn actors to respond, when asked about their well-being, by mentioning any boats or planes they've recently acquired.
Apparently it is a Thing of porn actors to respond, when asked about their well-being, by mentioning any boats or planes they've recently acquired.
shemmjacc
+3 -2
Anyone voting any strip in this arc lower than a five is a homophobe
Anyone voting any strip in this arc lower than a five is a homophobe
firesign
+1 -0
Taste is taste, and I will leave calling people "homophobe" up to you, as I have no intention of doing so (though I can only assume your post was intended humorously), but I will note that through my whole crawl of the archives so far, this is probably the lowest overall rated strip so far (3.9 at this point) that I thought was a "5".
For me, it's the fact that Ray, upon suddenly realizing (falsely) that his good friend Teodor is a gay porn actor, can only think of how convenient that is for the project of the moment (as opposed to thinking, say, "Wow, I just learned that one of my best friends is a gay porn star. That was rather unexpected and should be commented on").
Taste is taste, and I will leave calling people "homophobe" up to you, as I have no intention of doing so (though I can only assume your post was intended humorously), but I will note that through my whole crawl of the archives so far, this is probably the lowest overall rated strip so far (3.9 at this point) that I thought was a "5".
For me, it's the fact that Ray, upon suddenly realizing (falsely) that his good friend Teodor is a gay porn actor, can only think of how convenient that is for the project of the moment (as opposed to thinking, say, "Wow, I just learned that one of my best friends is a gay porn star. That was rather unexpected and should be commented on").
unsentletter
+0 -0
handy!
handy!
mustconcentrate
+0 -0
I can't believe this strip isn't rated higher for T's porn industry cameraman outfit and Ray's 'Le Cowell' outfit alone.
I can't believe this strip isn't rated higher for T's porn industry cameraman outfit and Ray's 'Le Cowell' outfit alone.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
it was basically his regular on-camera industry outfit, too.
it was basically his regular on-camera industry outfit, too.
A comment left by overmedicated was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by _cheesekayke, RedGuy, cpnglxynchos)
it slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries.
What, so a cuisinart is Jamie Oliver?
Oh wait Jamie Oliver cannot make julienne fries
Julienne fries are not "rustic".
A Cuisinart is a little ninja that has agreed to stay in a kitchen appliance.
He knows when you have bought fresh produce as soon as you have entered the door.
He is waiting.
too bad he can't let you know when you need to buy eggs and milk.
This is poetry.
The moon has made a note of his face.
It sure as hell doesn't have no damn dough hoook.