eric
+4 -0
Billy Idol should never give advice to children. It seems like a bad idea.
Billy Idol should never give advice to children. It seems like a bad idea.
zapatos
+2 -0
A dangerous idea? I sexy idea? Maybe a little bit of both?
A dangerous idea? I sexy idea? Maybe a little bit of both?
havenless
+5 -0
I think he manages quite well despite being an otter child
I think he manages quite well despite being an otter child
jamers
+1 -1
That is all.
That is all.
ndpatel
+2 -0
This is the greatest Achewood strip of all time. I am appalled it does not have a 5/5.
This is the greatest Achewood strip of all time. I am appalled it does not have a 5/5.
brzbee
+0 -0
This strip is my new philosophy on life
This strip is my new philosophy on life
professoryes
+2 -0
I wish death really worked like this: The person closest to you doing the thing you love most when you die becomes possessed by you.
I wish death really worked like this: The person closest to you doing the thing you love most when you die becomes possessed by you.
bourbonsamurai
+15 -0
Never watch porn near a place where I am hanging out then.
Never watch porn near a place where I am hanging out then.
semiquaver
+0 -1
Well I mean that depends are you a good person to be posessed by and so on.
Well I mean that depends are you a good person to be posessed by and so on.
dusty
+1 -0
No, masturbation won't make you go blind son, but you may end up with the voice of a horny old dead guy in your head.
No, masturbation won't make you go blind son, but you may end up with the voice of a horny old dead guy in your head.
falseprophet
+1 -2
Well don't fret none Philippe I mean if you're doing it right your sexiness is your danger which is stone two birds with one stone and with the ghost of Billy Idol showin you the way you ain't got shit to worry bout.
Well don't fret none Philippe I mean if you're doing it right your sexiness is your danger which is stone two birds with one stone and with the ghost of Billy Idol showin you the way you ain't got shit to worry bout.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Why did this get two lames? There's nothing lame about this.
Why did this get two lames? There's nothing lame about this.
falseprophet
+1 -0
I told you once before: the weak-minded cannot abide when people believe in themselves on the Internet.
I told you once before: the weak-minded cannot abide when people believe in themselves on the Internet.
farqussus
+0 -0
One lame for each missing full stop?
One lame for each missing full stop?
carlyle
+0 -0
You mean... you mean a period?
You mean... you mean a period?
farqussus
+0 -0
teehee
teehee
windfish
+1 -0
The last words of Billy's soul constitute all eleven of my middle names.
The last words of Billy's soul constitute all eleven of my middle names.
vreeeee
+1 -0
Our mama didn't name you that!
Our mama didn't name you that!
cyberia
+0 -0
He wants Philippe to have wicked sack.
He wants Philippe to have wicked sack.
charchar
+0 -0
Man, Billy Idol would say that. He is always messing with the littluns.
Man, Billy Idol would say that. He is always messing with the littluns.
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
Not messing with. Inspiring. Guiding. Empowering. Truly, Mr. Idol, that is all.
Not messing with. Inspiring. Guiding. Empowering. Truly, Mr. Idol, that is all.
nice-on-merlot
+0 -0
No, you're thinking of Gary Glitter.
No, you're thinking of Gary Glitter.
donnatron
+0 -0
A mixture of sexiness and danger...but used ONLY FOR GOOD!
We love you, Billy Idol.
A mixture of sexiness and danger...but used ONLY FOR GOOD!
We love you, Billy Idol.
wonelove
+0 -0
that is all...
that is all that is necessary
that is all...
that is all that is necessary
dumase
+0 -0
"What do you want me to do, Billy?"
This is a story arc that could have ended very badly.
"What do you want me to do, Billy?"
This is a story arc that could have ended very badly.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Life should be a mix of sexiness and danger. That would rule.
Life should be a mix of sexiness and danger. That would rule.
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
You need to go bowling more often, my friend.
You need to go bowling more often, my friend.
mbain3001
+2 -0
Last time I went bowling was with my parents. It wasn't sexy, but a little dangerous. I nearly dropped a ball.
Last time I went bowling was with my parents. It wasn't sexy, but a little dangerous. I nearly dropped a ball.
atypicaloracle
+3 -0
I'm totally taking that the wrong way. The dangerous and sexy way.
Basically it is a joke about puberty which is actually way more dangerous and generally none of the sexy.
I'm totally taking that the wrong way. The dangerous and sexy way.
Basically it is a joke about puberty which is actually way more dangerous and generally none of the sexy.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Oh you are the limit.
Basically it is a rite of passage among the natives, frot with danger.
Would chubby again.
Oh you are the limit.
Basically it is a rite of passage among the natives, frot with danger.
Would chubby again.
sustainability
+0 -0
How does one frot without danger?
How does one frot without danger?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
One muft aske if life if even worth living if one frotteth without danger?
One muft aske if life if even worth living if one frotteth without danger?
terribleman
+0 -0
Last time I went bowling I went home with a chick I had never met before and got mad ruddy all night. Bowling grew on me that night.
Last time I went bowling I went home with a chick I had never met before and got mad ruddy all night. Bowling grew on me that night.
cygnusx-1
+0 -0
Simple and poignant. One of my favorite strips.
Simple and poignant. One of my favorite strips.
I tell that to whoever says they don't know what to do with their lives.
I'm a social work major, and I think that's a fairly good estimation of what to tell someone without goals.
I read that as "without goats", and I found I didn't really have a problem with that.
I envy you