m1st3rbl4ck
+6 -1
gruzzle.
gruzzle.
catachresis
+6 -0
And two strips ago we got gruffle.
And two strips ago we got gruffle.
fuckalgebra
+6 -0
And in Beef's Kraftwerk Thanksgiving blog we got grubble.
And in Beef's Kraftwerk Thanksgiving blog we got grubble.
bpmead
+4 -0
Beef also once described something as "grelicious"
Beef also once described something as "grelicious"
tombsgrave
+7 -0
More poisons need to glow green.
More poisons need to glow green.
straw
+42 -0
When I was at Boy Scout camp the disinfectant cocktail for the latrines was neon yellow. Shit glowed. It actually glowed in daylight even.
Bottom line, two kids got dared to drink it and everyone got to go home before the end of the week.
When I was at Boy Scout camp the disinfectant cocktail for the latrines was neon yellow. Shit glowed. It actually glowed in daylight even.
Bottom line, two kids got dared to drink it and everyone got to go home before the end of the week.
unquotable
+3 -0
That's the bottom line to my music camp story too!
That's the bottom line to my music camp story too!
evolume
+1 -0
i didn't want to go home. they let us shoot real guns there!
i didn't want to go home. they let us shoot real guns there!
cpnglxynchos
+2 -0
idea for a drink: 3-mile-island iced tea.
glowy green mixture at the bottom of the glass.
glowy yellow mix in the top half of the glass.
glow glow=delicious? very yes.
of course it's all about making these colors stay separate until it's served. then you drink it and it turns way neon yellow 'cos, hey, you mixed them together and they reacted in an awesome way!
but maybe that's more glowy stuff than anybody could handle. maybe you'd order it when you're way past trashed. then you couldn't tell that it tasted like death.
idea for a drink: 3-mile-island iced tea.
glowy green mixture at the bottom of the glass.
glowy yellow mix in the top half of the glass.
glow glow=delicious? very yes.
of course it's all about making these colors stay separate until it's served. then you drink it and it turns way neon yellow 'cos, hey, you mixed them together and they reacted in an awesome way!
but maybe that's more glowy stuff than anybody could handle. maybe you'd order it when you're way past trashed. then you couldn't tell that it tasted like death.
spicyponyhead
+3 -0
The end. No moral.
The end. No moral.
nonentity
+1 -0
This is the second strip where Ray mentions 45 degree angles. The first, of course, is a classic.
This is the second strip where Ray mentions 45 degree angles. The first, of course, is a classic.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
oh necessarily.
oh necessarily.
slanger
+4 -0
This makes me wish Ray was my friend so hard.
This makes me wish Ray was my friend so hard.
blarghamagarky
+3 -0
I am always trying to get my friends to watch Bravehart and yell at the tv with me but I can't offer them one hundred dollar bills so usually it is just me on my own.
I am always trying to get my friends to watch Bravehart and yell at the tv with me but I can't offer them one hundred dollar bills so usually it is just me on my own.
tragicone
+2 -0
considering you are a beautiful girl, contact me for my phone number upon which we will plan to watch braveheart and yell at the tv.
considering you are a beautiful girl, contact me for my phone number upon which we will plan to watch braveheart and yell at the tv.
blarghamagarky
+12 -0
This is the second time I have been assessed as attractive on asset bar from a 50x50 pixel image. Nice
I only watch Bravehart with dudes who want specifically to watch Bravehart and not smell my hair so up yours if you are one of those dudes (but not up yours if not)
This is the second time I have been assessed as attractive on asset bar from a 50x50 pixel image. Nice
I only watch Bravehart with dudes who want specifically to watch Bravehart and not smell my hair so up yours if you are one of those dudes (but not up yours if not)
soticoto
+0 -0
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A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, saddestking, riotdejaneiro, goatmasterflash, Vondicus, NeoNaoNeo, milkpants, JonMW, Fcannon, charchar, achilleselbow, Doc_Rostov, AidenS123)
blarghamagarky
+9 -0
you are not invited to my party
you are not invited to my party
soticoto
+0 -0
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by zcross00, milkpants, JonMW, Doc_Rostov)
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by zcross00, milkpants, JonMW, Doc_Rostov)
tragicone
+1 -1
I am nothing like this man. I do not wish to smell your hair. Not while braveheart is happening in the very least.
I am nothing like this man. I do not wish to smell your hair. Not while braveheart is happening in the very least.
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
I... don't believe you
I... don't believe you
tragicone
+7 -0
I am sorry you feel that way. They are both separate and sacred events though, in my mind. One being the smelling of a womans hair while holding her in a deep embrace and the other being watch Braveheart and yelling at the screen. I am deeply saddened. I am no Nolan from the internet. You need not hire a variety of men to make a death relationship with my soul.
I am sorry you feel that way. They are both separate and sacred events though, in my mind. One being the smelling of a womans hair while holding her in a deep embrace and the other being watch Braveheart and yelling at the screen. I am deeply saddened. I am no Nolan from the internet. You need not hire a variety of men to make a death relationship with my soul.
soticoto
+0 -0
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by zcross00, milkpants, Lumus, MrFlunchy)
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by zcross00, milkpants, Lumus, MrFlunchy)
blarghamagarky
+1 -0
orgazmo. well done sir
orgazmo. well done sir
soticoto
+0 -1
Chubb for thou.
Chubb for thou.
soticoto
+0 -1
Or "thee".
I screwed up there.
Or "thee".
I screwed up there.
tragicone
+0 -0
Athankyou!
Athankyou!
soticoto
+0 -2
You been playing Puyo Puyo?
You been playing Puyo Puyo?
tragicone
+0 -0
no I have not. Why do you ask?
no I have not. Why do you ask?
tragicone
+0 -0
And athankyou.
And athankyou.
wulvaine
+0 -0
Soticoto, you continue to disturb me more and more the further comments of yours I discover.
Soticoto, you continue to disturb me more and more the further comments of yours I discover.
soticoto
+0 -0
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by 762, milkpants, Lumus, logic, Doc_Rostov)
A comment left by soticoto was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by 762, milkpants, Lumus, logic, Doc_Rostov)
achilleselbow
+13 -2
He doesn't disturb me. It comes off as pretty awkward and contrived and just ruins the whole flow of the thread. Soticoto is like that guy who'll walk up to a bunch of people laughing and having a good time at a party and start rattling off something about serial killers in a desperate bid for attention.
He doesn't disturb me. It comes off as pretty awkward and contrived and just ruins the whole flow of the thread. Soticoto is like that guy who'll walk up to a bunch of people laughing and having a good time at a party and start rattling off something about serial killers in a desperate bid for attention.
tragicone
+0 -0
And you like the professor brothers.
And you like the professor brothers.
tekende
+0 -0
achilleselbow has hit the nail on the head here.
achilleselbow has hit the nail on the head here.
slanger
+1 -0
Dang blarghamagarky, you are always getting internet-courted on here. I guess because you are one of the few "real" ladies. (I'm a lady too but I don't think anyone knows it because I have disguised myself as an owl). Anyway, text messages and finding extra quarters in my pocket are my version of Ray's party :(
Dang blarghamagarky, you are always getting internet-courted on here. I guess because you are one of the few "real" ladies. (I'm a lady too but I don't think anyone knows it because I have disguised myself as an owl). Anyway, text messages and finding extra quarters in my pocket are my version of Ray's party :(
tekende
+0 -0
We need to start a club for guys (girls too, I guess, if it's happened) who have told blarghamagarky that she is attractive. So far that club would include tragicone and me. Who else?
We need to start a club for guys (girls too, I guess, if it's happened) who have told blarghamagarky that she is attractive. So far that club would include tragicone and me. Who else?
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
you could make a wikipedia page
you could make a wikipedia page
tekende
+0 -1
Or--or a Facebook group!
Or--or a Facebook group!
bjorntd
+0 -1
Oh snap. Is there an achewood facebook group? I need to find this out right now.
Oh snap. Is there an achewood facebook group? I need to find this out right now.
bjorntd
+1 -1
There is! My life is complete.
There is! My life is complete.
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
oh no
oh no
tekende
+0 -1
Sweet. I have joined the group.
Sweet. I have joined the group.
yearsinhotclaws
+1 -0
I guess what we're all trying to say blarghamagarky, is, I Wish To Dine In Your Private Restaurant.
I guess what we're all trying to say blarghamagarky, is, I Wish To Dine In Your Private Restaurant.
charchar
+0 -0
I am a lady disguised as me
I am a lady disguised as me
slanger
+0 -0
Rimbaud? Don't freeze to death in the mountains...
Rimbaud? Don't freeze to death in the mountains...
charchar
+0 -0
-=It is too late=-
-=It is too late=-
slanger
+0 -0
OHHHHH...shiiiiit
OHHHHH...shiiiiit
phy
+2 -0
A geometrically arranged hundo is essential to the presentation of a good fontina omelette.
A geometrically arranged hundo is essential to the presentation of a good fontina omelette.
atmus
+0 -0
The classy thing to do when confronted with a hundred dollar bill at breakfast provided by your friend is to break it into change, as complicated in denomination as possible.
The classy thing to do when confronted with a hundred dollar bill at breakfast provided by your friend is to break it into change, as complicated in denomination as possible.
molesticide
+0 -0
why?
why?
philosophe
+2 -0
If you have to ask...
If you have to ask...
tragicone
+1 -0
you'll never know.
you'll never know.
mjfitzge
+1 -1
yes, let's watch that 3 hour movie again.
yes, let's watch that 3 hour movie again.
presterjohn
+4 -0
I'm not having a kid until I know I can read her Rock Star Soccer Robot 9 at bedtime. Make it happen!
I'm not having a kid until I know I can read her Rock Star Soccer Robot 9 at bedtime. Make it happen!
agentj
+0 -0
Most tragedies begin with a missed tuck-in.
Most tragedies begin with a missed tuck-in.
soticoto
+0 -2
Panel 5. Win.
That and my curious Braveheart memories (see earlier comment).
Panel 5. Win.
That and my curious Braveheart memories (see earlier comment).
cherubrocker22
+2 -0
i wish i had a friend like ray.
that is to say, a friend who would constantly give me money for no reason.
i wish i had a friend like ray.
that is to say, a friend who would constantly give me money for no reason.
deusoma
+0 -0
Agreed. I need to start hanging out with wealthier people.
Agreed. I need to start hanging out with wealthier people.
drago25
+0 -0
Gets a 5 for the art in the last 3 panels alone
Gets a 5 for the art in the last 3 panels alone
cpnglxynchos
+9 -0
WHO ARE THOSE MEN?? (in panel eight)
also, my rendering of Rock Star Soccer Robot 9:
[IMGS OFF]
(dear Lord, i haven't posted a picture in forever. please let this be the right tag. Amen.)
WHO ARE THOSE MEN?? (in panel eight)
also, my rendering of Rock Star Soccer Robot 9:
[IMGS OFF]
(dear Lord, i haven't posted a picture in forever. please let this be the right tag. Amen.)
puguglypress
+0 -0
Rock Star Soccer Robot 9 is fucking SICK, dude!
Rock Star Soccer Robot 9 is fucking SICK, dude!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i don't know how you meant this.
i don't know how you meant this.
stuntman
+0 -0
hell yes!
hell yes!
stuntman
+0 -0
Ray can drink martinis in the morning because of the medallion.
Ray can drink martinis in the morning because of the medallion.
Bribing friends to share breakfast and Braveheart with you is a good way to go.
Ray is willing to pay Teodor 100 bucks to watch Braveheart with him.
Ray will bribe you not to look after a child.