socks
+0 -0
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kylemcjuicy
+37 -1
socks I will go get the hose
socks I will go get the hose
soticoto
+10 -0
THE HOSE!
THE HOSE!
saint
+0 -0
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A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, tttt2, farqussus, Flaaron)
pants
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A comment left by pants was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Overmedicated, MinorTough, Ariamaki, tttt2, foetus_punch, nutmeg, Dwilow)
cousinted
+8 -0
People, you should hold your lames! this was obviously a gimmick poster. A gimmick poster doing a perfect impression:
[IMGS OFF]
People, you should hold your lames! this was obviously a gimmick poster. A gimmick poster doing a perfect impression:
[IMGS OFF]
saint
+0 -0
i'm not sure I follow.
i'm not sure I follow.
jawsh
+1 -0
I like it somehow
I like it somehow
kelsotimebomb
+1 -0
Me too. I mean, I'm still completely lost. But there's a lot of conviction there.
Hm.
Me too. I mean, I'm still completely lost. But there's a lot of conviction there.
Hm.
chuvak
+0 -0
I played a show with the international playboys once. They are from Montana, no?
I played a show with the international playboys once. They are from Montana, no?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
they were drowning me.
they were drowning me.
eviltkat
+3 -0
The hose has become my number one undesirables deterrent
The hose has become my number one undesirables deterrent
tinhand
+1 -0
I want to know the story behind this "the hose", but I know there isn't one.
I want to know the story behind this "the hose", but I know there isn't one.
tatterdemalion
+0 -0
Every time you comment upon something, tinhand, I imagine Nomi saying it, just to me.
This makes me more happy than I can properly express.
Every time you comment upon something, tinhand, I imagine Nomi saying it, just to me.
This makes me more happy than I can properly express.
paperboy_2000
+3 -0
Milkin is such a bad Jehovah's Witness he doesn't know how to react to an imminent doorstep soaking. This upsets Ray.
Milkin is such a bad Jehovah's Witness he doesn't know how to react to an imminent doorstep soaking. This upsets Ray.
liquidcruelty
+37 -0
I think that what occurred here was that Ray delivered a threat that he thought would scare the dude away, but then realized that he did not in fact feel like going to get the hose
so he settled for shoving him and yelling "the hose"
I think that what occurred here was that Ray delivered a threat that he thought would scare the dude away, but then realized that he did not in fact feel like going to get the hose
so he settled for shoving him and yelling "the hose"
slalvation
+1 -0
I imagined that he was trying to put Milkin off his guard -- Milkin was expecting him to go get the hose, so was not prepared to defend himself when suddenly pushed out the doorway.
I imagined that he was trying to put Milkin off his guard -- Milkin was expecting him to go get the hose, so was not prepared to defend himself when suddenly pushed out the doorway.
slalvation
+1 -0
Haha, there are TWO Ls in "Milklin"!
Haha, there are TWO Ls in "Milklin"!
fosters
+2 -0
I like to think that this is EXACTLY what "getting the hose" means as far as Ray is concerned. Even the pause. He wasn't waiting for something, a pause is part of the process.
I like to think that this is EXACTLY what "getting the hose" means as far as Ray is concerned. Even the pause. He wasn't waiting for something, a pause is part of the process.
connellingus
+39 -0
Ray is just bitter because Milklin pestered him about nine months before, here . Judging by the name tag, that was apparently before he was rescinded.
Ray is just bitter because Milklin pestered him about nine months before, here . Judging by the name tag, that was apparently before he was rescinded.
thatcrazycommie
+2 -0
nice fucking spot, dude!
nice fucking spot, dude!
eviltkat
+1 -0
THE HOSE!
I need to start using the hose
THE HOSE!
I need to start using the hose
stuart
+1 -1
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
foetus_punch
+5 -0
Or it gets pushed and yelled at some again?
Or it gets pushed and yelled at some again?
notcool
+2 -0
THE HOSE!
THE HOSE!
atticusonline
+1 -0
THE HOSE!
THE HOSE!
fattypneumonia
+1 -0
The clamps! THE CLAAAAMPS!!!
The clamps! THE CLAAAAMPS!!!
mygoodfriend
+0 -0
Milklin is a stranger and Ray is pretty much being a cock to him, unfortunately.
Milklin is a stranger and Ray is pretty much being a cock to him, unfortunately.
tbtabby
+1 -0
Bear in mind, Ray was stoned when he said that.
Bear in mind, Ray was stoned when he said that.
splendorr
+0 -0
As noted in a comment above, Ray met Milklin on a Fuck You Friday.
Also, membership in a door to door evangelical organization moves you from "stranger" to "known quantity" immediately.
As noted in a comment above, Ray met Milklin on a Fuck You Friday.
Also, membership in a door to door evangelical organization moves you from "stranger" to "known quantity" immediately.
shogun
+1 -0
Tankity tank! Tankity Tank!
Tankity tank! Tankity Tank!
paco
+0 -0
Milkin was supposed to leave when Ray mentioned the hose. Ray got pissed when he didn't.
Milkin was supposed to leave when Ray mentioned the hose. Ray got pissed when he didn't.
charchar
+1 -0
As of press time this strip is rated 4.4
doesn't that look a little like a face?
As of press time this strip is rated 4.4
doesn't that look a little like a face?
tekende
+0 -0
Well, damnit, it does now.
Well, damnit, it does now.
killingthejay
+0 -0
the pause in panel 3 is what really makes this strip
the pause in panel 3 is what really makes this strip
chuvak
+0 -0
This is my favorite achewood. And it fell on my birthday. Amazing!
This is my favorite achewood. And it fell on my birthday. Amazing!
jhunter
+0 -0
I like to think Ray doesn't even have a hose, and that The Hose is just his name for a real raw, dirty kind of fighting move wherein you extend both palms and slap Jehova's witnesses in the nipples
straight backward somersault, scientists are still figuring it out
I like to think Ray doesn't even have a hose, and that The Hose is just his name for a real raw, dirty kind of fighting move wherein you extend both palms and slap Jehova's witnesses in the nipples
straight backward somersault, scientists are still figuring it out
zem
+2 -0
i hate when people explain comic strips but here i am about to do it
i think ray said "let me get the hose" as kind of a stock unthinking response and then he decided he should follow up on it
this has been my book report for Ray gives Milklin The Hose thank you for listening
i hate when people explain comic strips but here i am about to do it
i think ray said "let me get the hose" as kind of a stock unthinking response and then he decided he should follow up on it
this has been my book report for Ray gives Milklin The Hose thank you for listening
zapatos
+0 -0
"Milklin the Hose" eh? Ha, the title makes me snicker.
"Milklin the Hose" eh? Ha, the title makes me snicker.
gigoloferocious
+0 -0
Aahh,they way grandad used to do it.
Aahh,they way grandad used to do it.
bozendoka
+2 -0
The Hose'd!
The Hose'd!
theirateturk
+0 -0
Of course if you want to avoid the enounter alotgether you could display some Give Blood stickers on your front door.
Of course if you want to avoid the enounter alotgether you could display some Give Blood stickers on your front door.
dtilove
+0 -0
I tried this on a bandmate once. I ended up with a busted lip and a happy feeling in my tummy.
I tried this on a bandmate once. I ended up with a busted lip and a happy feeling in my tummy.
ghff
+1 -0
ghff
+1 -0
derp
+0 -0
religious intolerance is hilarious am i right
religious intolerance is hilarious am i right
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Yep.
Yep.
thevoidcontrols
+0 -0
second
second
splendorr
+0 -0
It's not so much religiousness that's being intolerable here. It's barging in on someone else's life with it, just talking to anyone foolish enough to open the door.
Also implied: by-rote proselytizing is the refuge of the otherwise-ineffective?
It's not so much religiousness that's being intolerable here. It's barging in on someone else's life with it, just talking to anyone foolish enough to open the door.
Also implied: by-rote proselytizing is the refuge of the otherwise-ineffective?
carlyle
+0 -0
Man Roast Beef and Ray are kind of dicks.
Man Roast Beef and Ray are kind of dicks.
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a cat-friendly version of releasing the hounds.
MUCH more cat-friendly.
His actual, personal hose.
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