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Cutting Room Floor #1 Friday, January 18, 2002 • read strip Viewing 44 comments:

Ethan Frome is not worth the shit I wiped off my ass with it.

Agreed.

never read a book that was written only in an effort to practice frence. NEVER

*French*

[french accent]
Ah, a depressing story of broken people, trapped in unsatisfying lives...how real ...
As Dickens said: "We forge the chains we wear in life."
[/french accent]

Man, no joke. Damn you, 10th Grade, for introducing me to That Book.

Tell it to the pipes, pal.

That must be why the book stinks, in a literal sense. Because I can't imagine Lyle holding a book like that except perhaps to investigate the source of a stench.

Good christ you're right

EVERY TIME I hear/read the title Ethan Frome I sing the following song in my head, to the tune of Pearl Jam's Evenflow:
Ethan Fro-ome,
Can't drive a sled to save his life!

It's like I'm being tortured by the corniest pun-loving-est corner of my own brain. I've never ever read the damn book (obviously?)

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

(Everyone chubby the above comment)

Singing that in my head made me laugh as hard as "tell it to the pipes, pal."

I'm amazed.

Seriously, that is just a terrible book.

Of all the books I was required to read in school most were good, some I disliked, but could appreciate the cultural value of, a number I really loved, but Ethan Frome was just awful. I've never even heard anyone say anything even remotely good about it. Why in the hell does that shit continue to show up in the curriculum at so many schools? Same thing with A Separate Peace

Yes, A Separate Peace , you read it waiting for some stuff to start happening, and before a real character can even show up, someone dies and the book ends.

No New Englander tries to kill himself by sledding into a tree. This is because we have all run face first into trees and lived.

I sat in a tenth grade classroom of Yankees thinking, "Seriously? Sledding accident. You're a moron. My kid brother put a ski mask on backwards and ran face first into an oak, broke two ribs and split his head wide open and he's still taking college prep courses. This is bull."

...still taking college prep courses (despite the fact that he graduated college 3 years ago, before the sledding accident). This is bull.

Ray has a pretty swinging cat playground there.

I have long wondered how that strip would have played out.

he would bring up the hibachi and call the fellows, but for different reasons

Five funny panels

I didn't even finish Ethan Frome and I have to say that book is dog shit

I would like to visit Ray's kitty condo.

Panel number two is one of my faorites ever.
Hope it's on the Director's Cut.

"Tell it to the pipes, pal." yes.

Is Lyle in the tub, smoking a big fat dooby while Tèo tells it to the pipes?

Téodor is from Circumstances.

I think Lyle's just naked in the bathroom smoking pot whilst Teodor vomits. This is how men bond.

I love it when Teodor makes an effort. I see a young William Hurt playing him in a movie.

I'm digging the 6 mini strips

yeah ethan frome was the worst book

The Cornelius panel is the best. So nonchalant.

that guy is so chill with the idea of Death.

It's The Floating Glow-Skull of Mystery!

If it's the one I'm thinking of, my favorite Red Meat ever.

The one where he says, "Is it still there?" Because that is my fave Red Meat ever too.

I have that T-shirt from the first time it went on sale. It is ragged, torn at the bottom, and still in circulation.

Ethan Frome is a texts for profs who either hate themselves, or as is more common, who hate their students. Oh, where's a sledding accident when you need one?

this is like gbv's "back to saturn x radio report". i wanna see strips of those so bad.

Lyle looks so appalled and disgusted, it's actually pretty funny.

His expressions in the third and last panels are exactly alike. So which one were you talking about?

Ethan Frome DOES stink.

...and in panel 5, we see Ray with his classic 'where-the-hell-did-this-come-from' face a la this strip .

And by that, I of course mean panel 4... *coughcough*fail*cough*

Is this the first we see of Téodor's formal hair?