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Tapes from Philippe's Mom Friday, April 19, 2002 • read strip Viewing 170 comments:

Some people need to be reminded.

I bet he gets guilty about the things he eats--even the inanimate ones, considering his tendency to anthropomorphize.

come on now everyone. I, DEZUFNOCOSEM, LIKE LIFE!

I, I_LOVE_KATE, LOVE KATE!

Life's okay in its own right, but I wouldn't necessarily say that I love the stuff.

I've been wondering for far too long, who's this Kate person?

... is she available?

You mean to... bone?

well alright.

I, ANDREW_, LIKE LIFE!

A comment left by dangelder was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by daidai, robbingdog, PoodleLucy, nathanielperson, Pigs)

Wh... ah...

Hmm.

Uh -- huh?

I don't know.

But it was a comment worth twenty chubbies.

I, PROFESSOR RIFFS, LIKE LIFE!

I, DRACERTWO, LIKE LIFE!

I, KAZAD, LIKE LIFE!

I, abe, LIKE LIFE!

I, MAGNUM, LIKE LIFE!

i, *****, like life!

I, DROPKICKPIKACHU, LIKE LIFE!

do you really like life, or are you just saying it because it's there?

Your name adds a great possible variation on meaning here: You drop kick pikachu, like life does.

I think of the little jingle at the end often; I've got a little tune to it that fits nicely. Glockenspiel is definitely involved.

I think it goes without saying that glockenspiels promote life in a way that no other instrument can even imagine.

word

As one who has seen They Might Be Giants perform "Shoehorn With Teeth" live, I can only agree.

Oh wow, when I read this message, someone signed into Instant Messenger at the same time, which plays a little glockenspiel jungle.

Synchronicity is the boss note, yo.

I, MIRA, LIKE LIFE!

I, Don, like life.

maybe ju an me are amigos.

I, SenseiHollywood, Like Life

A comment left by kilroywashere was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dinner, DanS, STUART)

I, THE SECRET FLAVOR IN COKE (god is that obvious), LIKE LIFE!

I, HELLOFYELLIN, LIKE LIFE!

I, sexualhomeboy, like Tony Bourdain! ... And LIFE!

I, KATSURA, LIKE LIFE!

I, TELLUMO, LIKE LIFE!

this is the most awesome thing i've seen on this acheworld thing. i will now go and eat food.

I, PROJECTYL, LIKE LIFE!

Contrast with the next strip. Beef doesn't really like... life...

I, SARGASM, LIKE LIFE!

I, NATHANIELPERSON, LIKE LIFE!

I, FUCKYOU, LIKE LIFE!

Indeed it does.

I fuck, you like life.

I.. fuck! You like life?

Could Freezepop record this song too?

I think it needs to sound all cracky and poppy and 60s-ish, like the little ditties at the end of filmstrips that play roundabouts the time the teacher starts turning the lights on.

I, relaxing, LIKE LIFE!

Well I'd like life too if I had a chance to fucking relax

I, OCARINAK, LIKE LIFE!

The point is well made.

I, Bacter Like Life!

I, tetrisattack, like life!

I, Professor Hazard, enjoy a rousing game of Tetris Attack.

I, PLUMMET, LIKE LIFE!

Wow, everyone sure likes life!

I, R. Beef Kazenzakis, don't like life too much no not too much at all.

He loves life. Man hates his Depression.

I, ROTATING-DOG, LIKE LIFE!

I bet so!

Robert Smith doesn't like life. Does that mean he's not a person? Yes. Yes it does.

It is silly to like life!

Alt text: "The deal is that the humans aren't usually around. But the question is, how would the animals be around a human? The question stands"

I, SPECTRE, LIKE LIFE!

I, Bill, like life!

I, joebot, LIKE LIFE!

I, STRAW, AM NOT TOO SURE ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT NOW AND I WONDER WHETHER MY DEGREE IS WORTH ANYTHING

Quick. Eat your thesis.

I, AtticusOnline, Like Phillipe.

I, Racer X, like life...

I, CRINKLEBAT, LIKE LIFE!

Phillippe's mom has the right idea on keeping kids well-fed.

I, JOHNATHAN, LIKE LIFE!

I, fidget, LIKE LIFE!

but not shrimp

What about bread?

Yes and yes, BUT NOT TOGETHER

bread is okay

are you fuckin kidding me?! Shrimp Toast is one of the most delectable things I've ever tasted.

well toast would be OK. Try gagging down vinegar-wet shrimp sandwich.

I, ENVIKA, LIKE LIFE!

I, DEUSOMA, LIKE LIFE!

I, Editrix, like bread!

I, Lacrimus, like life!

I, boheeka, am a ghostbuster.

If MS WORD was a better program it would automatically capitalize Ghostbusters.

I--

I, Dasilodavi, LIKE LIFE!

I, ISHUTA, LIKE LIFE!

I, NICOLAE, LIKE LIFE!

I, COLDFROG, LIKE LIFE!

I, FORKSANDKNIVES, LIKE LIFE!

I, HIKIKOMORI, LIKE LIFE!

I, Earendil, like life!

I, choosebro, Like Life!

I, HeyMan, Like life!

I, THEBARBARIAN, LIKE LIFE

I, CADDON, LIKE LIFE!

I, FoxtrotAmend, like life!

hello Bill. How's life?

He likes it.

Goddamn board full of Mikeys

This joke is probably way over most of these people's heads, and too far back in the archives for anybody to ever look at. And that is sad.

03/24/2010, I read it, and got it. Do not be sad!

10/07/2010, I was going to make a similar joke, but ctrl f'ed "Mikey" just in case.

I, ovenface, like chex!

I, Duskbringer, bet so!

I, THE STONED ONE, LIKE LIFE!

I wonder why.....

Wait, wait, what the hell! What happened to the girl otter and them getting naked? No closure at all?

She'll appear later in other storylines, but what happened during otter naked time is up to your own imagination.

they went swimming

I, Badganjil, thoroughly enjoy life and all of its subsidiaries!

I, Gumfish, am life-like!

I, luckypyjamas, LIKE LIFE

I, AELINDIL, LIKE LIFE!

I, BARYONYX, LIKE LIFE!

Visiting this strip is like a hajj for the commentators of Achewood.

Yes.

I, molesticide, like life!

I, Zeal, like life!

I, KORUKYU, LIKE THESE KNIVES!

THESE KNIVES

I, YOUR BASAL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THESE KNIVES !

I think my heart's explodin'!

Yo. There you are!

I, DEAN LEARNER, LIKE -

i, joeyramoney, like life.

I, THE DOZ, LIKE LIFE! AND SHOUTING!

I, CATGRL, LIKE LIFE!

The return of Philippe's double arms

oh-Jesus-can't-unsee

Man I thought I'd done this already

I, DOVEY, LIKE LIFE!

I, FORD, LIKE LIFE!

I, DIGGIDY, LIKE STRIFE!

I, MUGI, LIKE LIFE!

I'm not such a fan

Yeah...

I, JOHNNYBAVERAGE, LIKE LIFE!


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Someone posted this not two days ago:

https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua1F3ZJF#comment_110

I, MREMAKNU, LIKE LIFE! And reading comic strips chronologically from the very beginning to the latest strip and still posting comments to them no matter how old they are! YES!

i imagine that song sounds very 50's'ish....like off a bozo the clown episode.

I, AKARROA, LIKE LIFE!!

I, woodenteeth, like LIFE, TIME and PEOPLE.

I, tekende, like...

uh

LINE?!

*whispers*

your mum

I, ay, ay ay, take this life, take this life
Take this life it's been dying for years

The cord going to the headphones really makes it look like Phillippe has two arms on his right side. Phillippe is so nervous about breaking that walkman that he has grown an extra appendage to aid in its protection.

I, PEPPILL, LIKE LIFE!

I, RUMBLEFISH, LIKE LIFE DESPITE BEING UNEMPLOYED AND REALLY REGRETTING CERTAIN KEY CHOICES OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS...I MEAN I HATED MY LAST JOB, BUT THAT JUST MADE GETTING LET GO STING ALL THE MORE YOU KNOW...OH DAMN NOW I'VE GOT TO REWIND THE TAPE.

I, CAERISTHIONA, LIKE PHILIPPE!

I, RANDOM_SHORTS, LIKE CAPITOL LETTERS!

Phillipe's mom still looks a bit put off by Flod's advances.

I like life! I, MISSBEE, LIKE LIFE!

i, tony, an lifelike.

I, SNORESTORM, LIKE LIFE!

I think this calls for a shrimp poboy.

I, HARUSPEX, LIKE LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!

I, GREENKOOLAYD, LIKE VAGINAS.

I, bluemoon72, like greenkoolayd. And LIFE!

I originally typed "I, a vagina, like greenkoolayd."

that would have been funnier. risque-er, but funnier.

maybe you could have said, "i, bluemoon72, having a vagina, like greenkoolayd." ya know? like, all owning your no-no area, instead of it owning you.

Oh, I own my no-no area.

[napoleon dynamite] lucky ![/napoleon dynamite]

You think nobody sees you guys flirting way down here!? Well, you're probably right.

this is entirely old news, dogg.

I, HAUSEA, LIKE LIFE.

I, SupahLovah, like life!

I, LOLSWORTH, WISH I AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PISSHOLE PLANET WERE DEAD!

Like that?

I died so many years ago
But you can make me feel like it isn't so
But since I'm only dead to you I'm saying stay away
and let me rest in peace

I, Carlyle, like THESE KNIVES

And by association life.

these lives?

I, HANNIBALV...do not want to lie to you lovely people.

I, MASHISOYO, LIKE LIFE!


Though today was a bit of a write off, really.

I, SOTI, HATE LIFE ... but it won't leave me alone.