william
+85 -0
Ray is pretty sauced by the end of this strip. He's actually answering the questions in the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.
Ray is pretty sauced by the end of this strip. He's actually answering the questions in the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.
twotonturkey
+14 -0
the change in the room's ambient light suggests that he has been sitting there for some time.
the change in the room's ambient light suggests that he has been sitting there for some time.
wae
+2 -0
Sex Limo demands a bit of mood lighting. (and ray only poured that martini when he polished off the bottle of Thunderbird)
Sex Limo demands a bit of mood lighting. (and ray only poured that martini when he polished off the bottle of Thunderbird)
semiquaver
+0 -0
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rascaldom
+2 -0
This comment is pretty great, but sadly lamed into oblivion. I recommend changing your allowable allotment of lames to view it properly.
This comment is pretty great, but sadly lamed into oblivion. I recommend changing your allowable allotment of lames to view it properly.
dallovich
+23 -0
Also, the title of the panel: "Later", suggests that he has been sitting there for some time.
Also, the title of the panel: "Later", suggests that he has been sitting there for some time.
tekende
+0 -0
Haha, you smartass.
Haha, you smartass.
boswelljn
+0 -0
Chubby for "sauced."
Chubby for "sauced."
cracklewater
+1 -0
And he still hasn't figured out the parental controls.
And he still hasn't figured out the parental controls.
katal
+0 -0
Panels 3, 5, and 7 = hilarious.
Panels 3, 5, and 7 = hilarious.
antsama
+18 -1
I believe this was all a plan by Ray just to get some of his spongebob on.
I believe this was all a plan by Ray just to get some of his spongebob on.
dovey
+28 -0
I agree, yelling Batman!
I agree, yelling Batman!
sexualhomeboy
+0 -0
Ray was willing to pay a Six Hundo to watch Spongebob alone.
Ray was willing to pay a Six Hundo to watch Spongebob alone.
epicurus
+0 -0
The last panel makes a good standalone. You know the dude is sloshed and could not find anything good to do. It was also my MSN for a while.
The last panel makes a good standalone. You know the dude is sloshed and could not find anything good to do. It was also my MSN for a while.
patkun
+6 -0
Maybe he installed a complex mood lighting system on a whim, and can't work that out either?
Maybe he installed a complex mood lighting system on a whim, and can't work that out either?
centipede_damascus
+2 -0
Whenever I hear the first strains of the song of Spongebob, I am compelled to answer the question.
Whenever I hear the first strains of the song of Spongebob, I am compelled to answer the question.
julia
+0 -0
I imagine the effect to be something like what happens in the Dark Crystal, when all the little guys' juices are sucked out.
I imagine the effect to be something like what happens in the Dark Crystal, when all the little guys' juices are sucked out.
julia
+0 -0
oops. that's for ray's ass papule.
oops. that's for ray's ass papule.
evolume
+2 -0
Note: it's "LLLLLIMO!" not "LIIIIIMO!"
Note: it's "LLLLLIMO!" not "LIIIIIMO!"
tangram
+0 -0
It ain't even a real LLLLLIMO!
It ain't even a real LLLLLIMO!
cousinted
+1 -0
I wonder how many drinks it would take to make Spongebob sexy...
I wonder how many drinks it would take to make Spongebob sexy...
zefiel
+16 -0
I can't get off to this! Wait... maybe I can. I need to see this as a challenge.
I can't get off to this! Wait... maybe I can. I need to see this as a challenge.
stuart
+1 -1
I bumped my rating up from a 4 to a 5 because the other day, I could not stop quoting the fourth and fifth panels.
I bumped my rating up from a 4 to a 5 because the other day, I could not stop quoting the fourth and fifth panels.
james_re
+0 -0
good
good
smooveb
+1 -0
I read it as "sex limbo".
I read it as "sex limbo".
semiquaver
+0 -0
Best porno concept ever? Yes.
Best porno concept ever? Yes.
odei
+0 -0
I am good at one of these things.
I am good at one of these things.
professorhazard
+0 -0
POROUS ABSORBENT AND YELLOW IS HE
POROUS ABSORBENT AND YELLOW IS HE
songbirdspectre
+6 -0
he is referring to the character known as spongebob. *sadly sips martini*
he is referring to the character known as spongebob. *sadly sips martini*
professorhazard
+11 -0
Songbirdspectre, is nautical nonsense something ye wish?
Songbirdspectre, is nautical nonsense something ye wish?
songbirdspectre
+15 -0
ALL THE DAMN TIME!
ALL THE DAMN TIME!
professorhazard
+15 -0
THEN DROP ON THE DECK, AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
READY?!
THEN DROP ON THE DECK, AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
READY?!
songbirdspectre
+12 -0
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
professorhazard
+10 -0
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
laserblade
+17 -0
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS!
Oh man. In extending "Bob" I accidentally created "boob". That is hilarity itself.
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS!
Oh man. In extending "Bob" I accidentally created "boob". That is hilarity itself.
stormagnet
+1 -0
Booooooooob!
Booooooooob!
tekende
+2 -0
Oh guys, this was the greatest thing on Assetbar. I chubbied as much of it as I could.
Oh guys, this was the greatest thing on Assetbar. I chubbied as much of it as I could.
professorhazard
+5 -0
I will play a jaunty hornpipe upon my nose, both as a way of giving thanks, and as the logical conclusion to this series of events.
I will play a jaunty hornpipe upon my nose, both as a way of giving thanks, and as the logical conclusion to this series of events.
laserblade
+0 -0
Verily, as will I.
Verily, as will I.
gmm
+0 -0
Amen. Best Thing On The Internet? Maybe.
Amen. Best Thing On The Internet? Maybe.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Hilarious! Especially because this thing stretched over two months. That's dedication .
Hilarious! Especially because this thing stretched over two months. That's dedication .
all-star951
+0 -0
Spongeboob is quite a terrifying concept.
Spongeboob is quite a terrifying concept.
deusoma
+0 -0
That's probably the only time I've ever seen Ray look down. I've seen angry, but not sad. Awwww.
That's probably the only time I've ever seen Ray look down. I've seen angry, but not sad. Awwww.
stereo
+0 -0
Death Limo is Sex Limo's estranged brother. Their choice of victims is similar, but they have different grooming habits.
Death Limo is Sex Limo's estranged brother. Their choice of victims is similar, but they have different grooming habits.
Oh man, if there were an eighth panel to this strip, it would be terrifying.
either terrifying or hilarious, it could go both ways.
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Damn it! I can't remember where that reference comes from, but chubby because I remember laughing hard...
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Chubby for making me remember Ted Turner.
crap. i made a broken reference joke off a reference joke. must not use assetbar after 11pm
i'm an intellectual, of rap i'm a professional and that's no question, yo.
(upon further reflection, this might be lamed to death if people don't get the reference, or they do and realize i fucked it up)
nas-nas-nasty nas
country and western
pork and beans
dick and balls
Bob Marley and the Wailers
... wait, not this again?
Cubbied for the Blues Brothers reference
RAWHIDE!
If you think Ray trying to take mini-rips off a bong in time to whatever song the sponge is singing is terrifying, I can't imagine how you even get out the door in the morning.
I'm pretty sure if I had three wishes one of them would be for Ray to be real and my next door neighbor.