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Ray's Comic Strip Wednesday, November 2, 2005 • read strip Viewing 38 comments:

i think i smell a spinoff

https://thinkin-lincoln.com/

A comment left by plozza was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Afterward, riotdejaneiro, Vondicus, GeyserShitdick, rascaldom, BrianNotBrian)

I like it a lot. Obviously it's no Achewood but you can't criticise EVERY other webcomic for not being as good as the best webcomic there is.

Seconded. It is a good comic. It amuses me, which is what a webcomic should do.

https://wondermark.com/

My thought exactly.

https://www.marriedtothesea.com/

That is exactly how it would go down, too.

ray is a slave fore his art.

I don't think Washington needs any more slaves, though. Who am I to say, though.

Ohhhhhhh

Washington, Dwilow is your mom and just took you to school in the car of pain SAY IT

Lincoln hella disses Washington about slavery at almost every opportunity.

Consider the line "Nah, I don't think it'll get in the papers. I have the guys cuss at one point."

Is it possible that at some point, one Chris Onstad said this to a friend over the phone, as he leaned on his desk and considered what he had created?

hilarious webcomic idea

I didn't think Ray had the Photoshop skills to pull this off.

Fortunately his mspaint skills are the toppest of notch

panel 8 is one of achewoods' shining moments.

Ray is rather strict with his artistic vision for a man who would sell his soul for a magic piano.

You druuunk, Holmes


I remember being on the forums and just seeing this strip being passed around. I had no clue what the fuck this was but it seemed pretty goddamn hilarious.

I like how Ray gets sidetracked on the phone and stops listening to Lyle. "What? Huh?"

He's pretty busy. That's how he live.

Panel 8 does it for me, and does it for me good.

Ray Doesn't Pay Attention-Watch '05: Day Three

i can't help but crack up every time i see panel 8. one of my favorite ever. i'm finally getting it as a framed strip. hooray!

It is starting to get infuriating that no-one will explain to Ray WHY he should watch the fucking news. JUST TELL HIM HIS FUCKING NEPHEW IS INCHING AN AUTOMOBILE INTO A LARGE BODY OF WATER!

I love how he says they cuss "at one point" when all it is is Lincoln and Washington cussing.

yes, this is totally the best thing. you might say 'at one, or in fact all, points'

yes, this was truly the limit.

Ray ain't no Kate Beaton, that's for damn sure

ray is a man of principles.

Indeed. Ray has hell of principles.

[IMGS OFF]
thank you wikipedia. if this doesn't work then just look up the article on Lincoln...

ew, theyre humping...

that's just the point; nobody tells Ray what the news will be because he's so determinedly assy about being told to watch it

Panel eight!

Specifically, a yeast infection in his throat!