dezufnocosem +8 -2
i could go for some nice liquid banjo right about now

centipede_damascus +12 -0
So Lyle can't read cursive, but is comfortable with calligraphy, eh? Lyle sure does have some complicated problems.

babachewy +10 -0
Maybe he toke those cracks about not knowing cursive seriously and did something about it.

semiquaver +13 -0
Maybe he just toked some cracks.

*will refrain from pointing out amusing misspellings in future*

hipjiverobot +0 -0
Your avatar goes perfectly with this comment. Chubbies abound!

semiquaver +0 -0
Sweet. Thanks, hip jive robot!

shoinan +8 -0
Your comment sounds like the closing line from a 90s sci-fi movie for kids.

semiquaver +23 -0
Sweet. Thanks, hip jive robot! Now let's get back the time-blender and buzz back to the present so I can be home in time for dinner! Mom's making mini-pizzas! To the max!

hipjiverobot +2 -0
Aww, don't use that hoverboard! We'll get home quicker if we use the inter-tubes!

semiquaver +0 -0
Conceded.

mira +33 -0
it was Lie Bot who said that about Lyle in the first place though
not a very reliable source

fuckyoufriday +12 -0
"Liquid Banjo" is such an excellent name for a serious kentucky bourbon.

snapdragon +9 -0
"Taste The Twang."

vonpokemon +38 -0
I'll have a Liguid Banjo and coke, please. What? You only have Pepsi? Then go fuck yourself.

hellofyellin +3 -0
I knew a guy whose drink was liquid banjo and Country-Time Lemonade mix, straight up. He'd drink a quarter of the big quart bottles, then pour the mix in and let it chill in his freezer. Bleck.

molesticide +1 -0
that's the real definition of the word 'hooch.'

it mostly just gets tossed around a substitute for 'booze' nowadays, though.

senseihollywood +1 -0
gimme a bottle of Liquid Banjo to put next to the Cartilidge Head Pinot I've been saving

geysershitdick +15 -1
Lyle is maybe the most complicated character in the entire strip.

hollis +9 -0
Sometimes you just want to pretend you have your own brand of whiskey. It doesn't need to be a thing.

tetrisattack +3 -0
Alt Text: Mr. Bear tries to play chess with Todd but Todd has a cocaine problem - TOMORROW!

ssddr +1 -0
Why did chris lie. That sounds fun.

rasalghul +1 -0
It's like the "Next on... Arrested Development" clips. You have to do the follow up yourself.

evolume +1 -0
Morning Becomes Night

f1shst1ck +0 -0
I loved when lyle wrote ray that note when they were in germany and how it looked so pretty. Such continuity

leahpidoptera +7 -0
I once knew a man much like Lyle. He couldn't have had an IQ over 85 but he could dash and flourish like nobody's business. It was like reading the script of angels.

A five in his memory.

quarantine +0 -0
I really like how Lyle doesn't want anyone to know he knows calligraphy.

zedpower +3 -0
He probably doesn't want himself to know he knows calligraphy.

dusty +0 -0
It's not hard to imagine that he's done some tattoos in his day, that may be where he gained his steady hand.

gussiejives +0 -0
I pretend to have my own brand of rye.

mattylite +1 -0
It was gonna be a 2, but "...you know?" made it a 5.

snowman +0 -0
Re-reading the archive for the first time, and finding that I love Lyle. Who knew?

spinynorman +0 -0
Lyle and Vlad were kings of the early days.

snowman +0 -0
Truly. I always think I don't like Lyle, but then there are strips like this...

meetzorp +2 -0
Lyle's the character who hooked me on this strip. It was Lyle's Decision-Making Flow Chart which drew me in. It was so deeply weird, yet debauched, that I felt I needed to know more about the strip and that character in particular. That tiger is pure id, and it is cathartic to follow his antisocial exploits!

lucid +0 -0
Vlad is still a king!

fattypneumonia +0 -1
Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Why Banjo? Why?! Banjo! Banjo! Banjoooooooooooooooo!