gothfae
+2 -0
God, I hope inmates don't screw stomas...
God, I hope inmates don't screw stomas...
pogo
+18 -0
Any port in a storm, matey!
Any port in a storm, matey!
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
A mouth's a mouth.
A mouth's a mouth.
clever-nickname
+5 -0
Every hole is a goal.
Every hole is a goal.
carlyle
+8 -0
*similar phrase*
*similar phrase*
cuddlepaw
+5 -0
Underdog for best Todd strip.
Underdog for best Todd strip.
davidbs
+1 -0
This strip really is so Todd.
This strip really is so Todd.
jujubeesforjesus
+21 -0
"Course I'm fat! Bein' fat rocks!" is the single most metal thing ever yelled. Ever.
"Course I'm fat! Bein' fat rocks!" is the single most metal thing ever yelled. Ever.
saint
+3 -0
i will incorporate this in the next song i write. i will list achewood in the thanks section of the cd i put the song on. scout's honor.
i will incorporate this in the next song i write. i will list achewood in the thanks section of the cd i put the song on. scout's honor.
woof
+2 -1
alt text: Todd became fat in prison.
alt text: Todd became fat in prison.
djwhiterabbit
+11 -0
since i had to look it up myself:
sto·ma [stoh-muh]
1. Botany. any of various small apertures, esp. one of the minute orifices or slits in the epidermis of leaves, stems, etc., through which gases are exchanged.
2. Zoology. a mouth or ingestive opening, esp. when in the form of a small or simple aperture.
3. Medicine/Medical. an artificial opening between two hollow organs or between one hollow organ and the outside of the body, constructed to permit the passage of body fluids or waste products.
i'm guessing #2 is the relevant one. maybe #3. they're all bad to screw, really.
since i had to look it up myself:
sto·ma [stoh-muh]
1. Botany. any of various small apertures, esp. one of the minute orifices or slits in the epidermis of leaves, stems, etc., through which gases are exchanged.
2. Zoology. a mouth or ingestive opening, esp. when in the form of a small or simple aperture.
3. Medicine/Medical. an artificial opening between two hollow organs or between one hollow organ and the outside of the body, constructed to permit the passage of body fluids or waste products.
i'm guessing #2 is the relevant one. maybe #3. they're all bad to screw, really.
red_dawn
+2 -0
Teodor, unfortunately, is almost certainly referring to definition #3, probably those created through tracheotomy. *shudder*
Teodor, unfortunately, is almost certainly referring to definition #3, probably those created through tracheotomy. *shudder*
seanbad
+10 -0
Nah, tracheal stomae are far too small and full of rigid tissue that would lacerate the intruding cock. A colostomy stoma on the other hand...
Nah, tracheal stomae are far too small and full of rigid tissue that would lacerate the intruding cock. A colostomy stoma on the other hand...
honesttom
+35 -0
It's debates like this that make me wonder if fan culture is necessarily a good thing.
It's debates like this that make me wonder if fan culture is necessarily a good thing.
direhaggis
+2 -0
'Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!' takes a u-turn for the worst.
'Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!' takes a u-turn for the worst.
spinynorman
+1 -0
Did the same goddamn thing, djwhiterabbit. We are brothers in our sorrow.
Did the same goddamn thing, djwhiterabbit. We are brothers in our sorrow.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
How do you know a robot's ass is bad?
How do you know a robot's ass is bad?
charchar
+3 -0
WHY FIND OUT?
WHY FIND OUT?
mattylite
+1 -1
ROBOT ASS!!!!!
ROBOT ASS!!!!!
atticusonline
+0 -0
it just looks like this
it just looks like this
soticoto
+0 -0
You're why we can't have good things.
You're why we can't have good things.
tombsgrave
+1 -0
Todd, to me, sounds like Dale's burnt-out cousin.
Todd, to me, sounds like Dale's burnt-out cousin.
darkwaffle
+2 -0
"snotcock" is such a winning word
"snotcock" is such a winning word
dejavroom
+1 -0
I agree. One doesn't just stumble upon "snotcock" by mere accident. One has to meditate deeply and choose carefully.
I agree. One doesn't just stumble upon "snotcock" by mere accident. One has to meditate deeply and choose carefully.
tourach3
+9 -0
this type of meditation requires a bottle of cheap bourbon and maybe some cocaine
i am meditating right now
this type of meditation requires a bottle of cheap bourbon and maybe some cocaine
i am meditating right now
boredom_man
+0 -1
Do not forget the R. Kelly albums.
Do not forget the R. Kelly albums.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Spelled backwards, "kcoctons."
Spelled backwards, "kcoctons."
zedpower
+2 -0
I guess Todd hasn't been doin' all that much f-f-fuckin' lately.
I guess Todd hasn't been doin' all that much f-f-fuckin' lately.
aarongstock
+0 -0
Squirrel-sized eight hundos....
Squirrel-sized eight hundos....
deancain29
+0 -0
Todd has wicked fat sack
Todd has wicked fat sack
centipede_damascus
+0 -1
Teodor is curious about the screwing habits of inmates.
Teodor is curious about the screwing habits of inmates.
unfun
+4 -0
Because of the Badass Games we now know that if Teodor ever goes to prison his asshole and any stomas he might have are doomed.
Because of the Badass Games we now know that if Teodor ever goes to prison his asshole and any stomas he might have are doomed.
geozimmdrake
+0 -0
snot-cock = win
snot-cock = win
laudabilis
+3 -0
There's probably a different explanation for this, but I think that Theodore should know that the plural of 'stoma' is 'stomata'.
I'm gonna get crucified for sying that...
There's probably a different explanation for this, but I think that Theodore should know that the plural of 'stoma' is 'stomata'.
I'm gonna get crucified for sying that...
goatmasterflash
+6 -0
You say "stomato", I say "stomata". Let's call the whole thing off.
You say "stomato", I say "stomata". Let's call the whole thing off.
pseudochron
+2 -0
The plural of "stoma" is "stomata".
The plural of "stoma" is "stomata".
honesttom
+11 -0
Like Todd gives a shit, snot-cock!
Like Todd gives a shit, snot-cock!
invidious
+0 -0
I say sto-ma-ta, you say sto-ma-tah.
I say sto-ma-ta, you say sto-ma-tah.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I think the one thing EVERYONE can agree on is that no one says "po-tah-to"
I think the one thing EVERYONE can agree on is that no one says "po-tah-to"
dasilodavi
+1 -0
I'm confused. How did Todd get out of Hell again?
I'm confused. How did Todd get out of Hell again?
peterjoel
+0 -0
Todd is back and forth so often, it no longer requires explanation.
Todd is back and forth so often, it no longer requires explanation.
biggerj
+2 -0
He had to answer a riddle which he initially couldn't solve. He probably had to go on an enlightening spiritual journey to learn the answer, which would've been great had the riddle not been 'If you're in a race and you pass the guy in second place, what place are you now in?'
He had to answer a riddle which he initially couldn't solve. He probably had to go on an enlightening spiritual journey to learn the answer, which would've been great had the riddle not been 'If you're in a race and you pass the guy in second place, what place are you now in?'
spizzletrunk
+4 -0
If you exchange each appearance of "Todd" in the text with "Oprah", this strip is even funnier.
If you exchange each appearance of "Todd" in the text with "Oprah", this strip is even funnier.
layzerblade
+0 -0
Also true of: https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua6tXjtV
Also true of: https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua6tXjtV
poodlelucy
+0 -0
"snot cock" *snicker*
"snot cock" *snicker*
genocidefish
+0 -0
Teodor knows fat when he sees it. His own penis, he's less familiar with...
Hey, I can joke about these things! I was hyperobese until I stopped putting olives on the Sub, now I'm twelve stone!
Teodor knows fat when he sees it. His own penis, he's less familiar with...
Hey, I can joke about these things! I was hyperobese until I stopped putting olives on the Sub, now I'm twelve stone!
redion
+0 -0
but olives are the best, i could not part with them
but olives are the best, i could not part with them
smallberries
+0 -0
I'm still befuddled as to how Todd escaped Hell after failing to correctly answer his riddle ...
I'm still befuddled as to how Todd escaped Hell after failing to correctly answer his riddle ...
redion
+0 -0
i'm sure he eventually figured it out
i'm sure he eventually figured it out
redion
+0 -0
oh man i thought the last strip was a one off gag. but he stuck with it. bravo, onstad.
oh man i thought the last strip was a one off gag. but he stuck with it. bravo, onstad.
redion
+0 -0
oh man i thought the last strip was a one off gag. but he stuck with it. bravo, onstad.
oh man i thought the last strip was a one off gag. but he stuck with it. bravo, onstad.
duperando
+0 -0
Fat Todd makes my heart smile.
Fat Todd makes my heart smile.
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