closefriend +8 -0
I once went through a similar ordeal involving a Pinto.

wino +4 -0
she didn't want to do it in a pinto? thats fucking rude.

dusty +1 -0
For some girls the danger factor is a turn on. For others the prospect of being in a car that spontaneously bursts into flame is a turn off.

deimosrising +46 -0
Under a Pinto.

greyfield +0 -0
Right. Initially, I thought, "okay, well, I suppose if that's all you got her, then I suppose it's insensitive, but still", but under ... I hesitate to consider the logistics involved.

dezufnocosem +0 -0
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never_die +4 -2
Man, Ray is a bad boyfriend

deancain29 +0 -0
Ray = class

whuppins +9 -0
Old School = Ray having money problems.

hollis +1 -0
When does Ray ever not have a lot of scratch lying around? Is anyone else confused?

kilroywashere +3 -0
I always justified this by saying that Ray got his mad cash from "Ass In Your Pants", but since this is from that weird part of the timeline where Achewood changes from stuffed-animals-in-a-house to cats-and-bears-in-the-Underground, I never lost sleep over it.

deusoma +0 -0
I still think of Cornelius at least as a stuffed animal, if for no other reason than his name is "Mr. Bear".

rotating-dog +5 -0
Remember that Beatles cover where the crappy wax ones stand around lookin' at the good ones?

tekende +1 -0
No?

sabbac +0 -0
Sgt Peppers?

philosophe +4 -0
Ray made his money from mad piano skills and a porn daguerrotype sold on eBay.

honesttom +6 -1
Ray didn't have a lot of scratch lying around because otherwise there would be no punchline.

rogergs +2 -0
Early Achewood with demonstrably cat-like sexual behavior.

kledermans +4 -0
Is that Pat's Mustang? I don't blame her for not wanting to do it underneath.

scorpio_nadir +1 -0
No, that wouldn't make sense. Onstad weaves in and out of anthro-etc-ism. It's hilarious. Cats often fuck under cars.

wae +0 -0
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nucleargeranium +0 -0
Hmm. Pat isn't an established asshole yet.

tsume454 +4 -0
Man that is a mustang II. That is a pinto with mustang emblems. Other mustangs do not invite it to the family reunion.

meetzorp +0 -0
And this is probably why Tina was underwhelmed by Ray's offers.

boredom_man +0 -0
Mustang II all crawling back to the Pinto family, the Pintos all saying "well hello there Becky Sharp"

expellens +5 -0
Giving this strip a 4 because I used to own a Mustang II. Actually won it in a raffle. Paid a buck.

I got ripped off.

fineoakstructure +1 -0
I have a strong feeling that Tina is the kind of gal that would hold her white zin by the bowl.

red-barchetta +0 -0
God, those were nasty cars. No wonder she wasn't impressed.

seph +0 -0
Pat's future sexual predalictions are pretty evident if you just read the dialog that isn't there.

"Why would you want that much zin, man? . . . When you could have some ice-cold Zima instead."

mattfish +0 -0
Dude Zima is almost less gay than white zinfandel

noob +0 -0
Correction. Nothing is less gay than Zima.

notcool +3 -0
There is nothing more gay than Zima.

If you have your penis in another man's asshole, while screaming "I'm Errol Flynn! I'm Gay Errol Flynn!", that would not be as gay as Zima.

waferman +0 -0
Roast Beef all just staring into the distance for fear of decimating the souls of those around him by uttering a single word or MOVING A SINGLE INCH.

woodenteeth +0 -0
... and those soulless pin prick eyes...

scorpio_nadir +0 -0
He was pretty catatonic back then.