cdl146
+6 -0
Does Ray always keep his keys in his thong?
Does Ray always keep his keys in his thong?
featurelessvoid
+8 -0
Where else would he keep them? Where else, I ask you. Wait, I mean I ask you rhetorically. Please, nobody start trying to answer this question with fan art.
Where else would he keep them? Where else, I ask you. Wait, I mean I ask you rhetorically. Please, nobody start trying to answer this question with fan art.
kledermans
+3 -0
That must get hella scratchy.
That must get hella scratchy.
stuart
+7 -0
It feels like a bee damn stung me on my Gentleness!
It feels like a bee damn stung me on my Gentleness!
soticoto
+6 -0
A Prince Albert might initially seem like a convenient way of storing keys, but it becomes another tale entirely when those keys must be used to open doors.
A Prince Albert might initially seem like a convenient way of storing keys, but it becomes another tale entirely when those keys must be used to open doors.
blarghamagarky
+21 -0
hehehehhe
keynis
hehehehhe
keynis
fallow_fields
+0 -0
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tekende
+4 -0
Oh man
That is mega nasty
That is dog shit
Oh man
That is mega nasty
That is dog shit
stubob
+15 -0
I think that is my old neighbor. He'd be all nude and yelling for help out of his apartment when he fell out of bed. We'd be all drunk and trying to help him... Eventually his family put him in a home. The end.
I think that is my old neighbor. He'd be all nude and yelling for help out of his apartment when he fell out of bed. We'd be all drunk and trying to help him... Eventually his family put him in a home. The end.
fineoakstructure
+12 -0
No moral.
No moral.
carlyle
+0 -0
No, there was a moral. Don't ask for drunk people's help.
Actually, it might be more along the lines of "put yourself in a home before someone has to do it for you"
No, there was a moral. Don't ask for drunk people's help.
Actually, it might be more along the lines of "put yourself in a home before someone has to do it for you"
n0umena
+3 -0
put that shit away
put that shit away
anitrophaeron
+9 -1
It is entirely possible to spend all of ones' euros on a single soda. Much as I like Europe, it pains me to leave the land where I can get a 378 oz. soda at mcdonald's for twelve cents.
It is entirely possible to spend all of ones' euros on a single soda. Much as I like Europe, it pains me to leave the land where I can get a 378 oz. soda at mcdonald's for twelve cents.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
Ein Mantel, bitte. Fur wie vielen euro?! Gute Nacht!
Ein Mantel, bitte. Fur wie vielen euro?! Gute Nacht!
werthog42
+0 -0
Für wie viele Euro?
Alternately, Für wie viel Geld?
Für wie viele Euro?
Alternately, Für wie viel Geld?
i_love_kate
+2 -0
You win this round.
You win this round.
songbirdspectre
+7 -0
I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish.
I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish.
charchar
+0 -1
*Yo quiero estrar sobre ti. = I want to be on you.
* Me llamo ...., y me gusta comidas. = My name is... and I like food.
That is ye know on this earth, and that is all you need to know.
*Yo quiero estrar sobre ti. = I want to be on you.
* Me llamo ...., y me gusta comidas. = My name is... and I like food.
That is ye know on this earth, and that is all you need to know.
shirt145
+0 -0
I believe you mean estar and me gustaN comidas. Also, this does not work.
I believe you mean estar and me gustaN comidas. Also, this does not work.
charchar
+0 -0
Alright, I'll come clean; I've never studied Spanish. I lived in Texas for three years and my best friend is Puerto Rican, and I'm studying Swedish for some reason.
Alright, I'll come clean; I've never studied Spanish. I lived in Texas for three years and my best friend is Puerto Rican, and I'm studying Swedish for some reason.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
High five for not knowing why you're studying the languages you're studying!
Seriously, Japanese and German? Wtf? In retrospect, the only like I can think of between these languages is that during WW2 they would have been associated mainly with the Axis.
High five for not knowing why you're studying the languages you're studying!
Seriously, Japanese and German? Wtf? In retrospect, the only like I can think of between these languages is that during WW2 they would have been associated mainly with the Axis.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Like = link, desu ne.
Like = link, desu ne.
shirt145
+0 -0
link ga arimasu.
link ga arimasu.
genequagmire
+0 -0
Those are my chosen languages as well, but there exists well developed logic behind my choices. Presumably.
Those are my chosen languages as well, but there exists well developed logic behind my choices. Presumably.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
C... Can I borrow it?
C... Can I borrow it?
mashisoyo
+0 -0
Yeah, those are my second and third languages too! The Axis thing did occur to me, but it's not why I chose them. I just like sushi and guttural sounds.
Yeah, those are my second and third languages too! The Axis thing did occur to me, but it's not why I chose them. I just like sushi and guttural sounds.
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
"Donde... donde esta EL HOTEL WE WERESTAYINGAT???"
"Donde... donde esta EL HOTEL WE WERESTAYINGAT???"
drago25
+0 -1
Man he was only drinking soda all that time? disappointing
Slip some Ketel One or something in there, homey
Man he was only drinking soda all that time? disappointing
Slip some Ketel One or something in there, homey
vulpes-aurum
+0 -0
Ray spent all day drinking sodas instead of alcohol? Europe really changes a person.
Ray spent all day drinking sodas instead of alcohol? Europe really changes a person.
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Bert and Ernie are puppet characters on the children's show Sesame Street. Eating dolls of them is what a crazy person does.
And sucking on them and the filth they've absorbed is what a baby does... either way
Those babies are so insane.
Sometimes, but mostly just incompetent like Ray
Incompetent Babies are my Favorite Babies.
Stupid babies need the most attention.
What? No nomination for Greatest Band Name Evar?
Maybe because it hits too close to home, hmmm?
Sometimes, but mostly just your avatar.
Gotta love the post-avatar synchronicity.