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Homeless and Penniless in Berlin Friday, March 26, 2004 • read strip Viewing 39 comments:

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Bert and Ernie are puppet characters on the children's show Sesame Street. Eating dolls of them is what a crazy person does.

And sucking on them and the filth they've absorbed is what a baby does... either way

Those babies are so insane.

Sometimes, but mostly just incompetent like Ray

Incompetent Babies are my Favorite Babies.

Stupid babies need the most attention.

What? No nomination for Greatest Band Name Evar?


Maybe because it hits too close to home, hmmm?

Sometimes, but mostly just your avatar.

Gotta love the post-avatar synchronicity.

Does Ray always keep his keys in his thong?

Where else would he keep them? Where else, I ask you. Wait, I mean I ask you rhetorically. Please, nobody start trying to answer this question with fan art.

That must get hella scratchy.

It feels like a bee damn stung me on my Gentleness!

A Prince Albert might initially seem like a convenient way of storing keys, but it becomes another tale entirely when those keys must be used to open doors.

hehehehhe

keynis

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Oh man
That is mega nasty
That is dog shit

I think that is my old neighbor. He'd be all nude and yelling for help out of his apartment when he fell out of bed. We'd be all drunk and trying to help him... Eventually his family put him in a home. The end.

No moral.

No, there was a moral. Don't ask for drunk people's help.

Actually, it might be more along the lines of "put yourself in a home before someone has to do it for you"

put that shit away

It is entirely possible to spend all of ones' euros on a single soda. Much as I like Europe, it pains me to leave the land where I can get a 378 oz. soda at mcdonald's for twelve cents.

Ein Mantel, bitte. Fur wie vielen euro?! Gute Nacht!

Für wie viele Euro?
Alternately, Für wie viel Geld?

You win this round.

I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish.

*Yo quiero estrar sobre ti. = I want to be on you.
* Me llamo ...., y me gusta comidas. = My name is... and I like food.
That is ye know on this earth, and that is all you need to know.

I believe you mean estar and me gustaN comidas. Also, this does not work.

Alright, I'll come clean; I've never studied Spanish. I lived in Texas for three years and my best friend is Puerto Rican, and I'm studying Swedish for some reason.

High five for not knowing why you're studying the languages you're studying!

Seriously, Japanese and German? Wtf? In retrospect, the only like I can think of between these languages is that during WW2 they would have been associated mainly with the Axis.

Like = link, desu ne.

link ga arimasu.

Those are my chosen languages as well, but there exists well developed logic behind my choices. Presumably.

C... Can I borrow it?

Yeah, those are my second and third languages too! The Axis thing did occur to me, but it's not why I chose them. I just like sushi and guttural sounds.

"Donde... donde esta EL HOTEL WE WERESTAYINGAT???"

Man he was only drinking soda all that time? disappointing
Slip some Ketel One or something in there, homey

Ray spent all day drinking sodas instead of alcohol? Europe really changes a person.