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Todd's theft from Ray Monday, March 4, 2002 • read strip Viewing 47 comments:

oh shit! oh goddamn!

Get off your ass and jam!

Everybody Dance...
EVERYBODY DANCE...
EVERYBODY DANCE...

LIKE THERE'S ASS
IN YOUR PANTS!

But what about Cosby

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"You mean the new husband that I... Boned?

That is just the look that I would expect Mr. Cosby to give as he uttered those words.

Or directly after the boning.

or perhaps... during

Zip zone zoobity bone!

This deserves the chubbiest of chubbies, but maybe only those who remember how Bill Cosby talks can truly get the wonderfully comedic imagery of this post.

Now that IMGS are OFF, it is impossible to judge the humor of this thread.

Bill Cosby was the commencement speaker at my college graduation.

He opened the speech by saying, "Uh... NERDS!"

oh the irony of time

Apparently, He became a right-wing wackjob.

Incorrect.

I like how Ray has four martinis in the bath, not counting the one he's drinking now

do you think it is rad to have alcoholism ray

Or do you agree that it is okay?

He doesnt even hold the glass thats in the bathtub its just floating. Amazing!

That's called a Morrison Hotel.

Just now, by me.

hi-larious hijinks!

Drinking while bathing is my favorite sport. I'm more of a beer in the shower type, though.

Beer in the shower is fine margaritas in a hot tub is better

bourbon/scotch.

While I'm with you brother, I dunno that it is a sport. Unless you do it way awesomer than I am used to.

cannabis in the hot tub.

Modifying a hookah so that you can suck vodka through the tube while in the shower. The hookah is placed on a stand higher than the head so that the vodka is sucked down through the tube. I have done this.

Then the hookah fell of the stand and shattered.

Muy triste, man. A good hookah is mad scratch.

Or the bathtub. A bubble bath with a nice pipe is hella nice times.

I have had beer, scotch, and wine in the tub, and once an entire cocktail shaker full of gin martini. That shit fucks you up, because you want to get done with your drink before the tub gets cold, and you tire of just constantly pouring in more water, and next thing you know you're stumbling around in your bathroom, crouched and flexing, then slowly standing up and humming the Terminator theme, imagining you have been sent back in time for Pure Murder.

Good times.

Once again Spiny's comments have made me picture Stephen Fry doing things that Stephen Fry (assumedly) normally wouldn't do.

A comment left by everything_is_a_hat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by FuckYou, SPECTRE, Darthemed)

Ray only owns one thong???

TODDDD !

Alt text: "Oh man! Tod stole Ray's thong. Oh shit! Oh goddamn!"

oh that todd . . . what a rascal!

haha thwip!

Shall we discuss the fact that a thong being stolen sounds the same as web being cast by Spiderman?

I didn't notice the martinis until now.
Hilarious.

Ray doesn't use a glass more than once.

5, for the alt-text alone

Crap. I always thought that was an outdoors hot tub.

Ray's little butt!

Oh why does he have to even steal a thing.

Or use the van as a getaway car

A link to Cosby goodness, with the Jello pudding, and the hrrllhrllhrlll...

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