notself
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A comment left by notself was marked as spam and excluded. notself: What a douche. (reported by mistlethrush, Magb, Saint)
A comment left by notself was marked as spam and excluded. notself: What a douche. (reported by mistlethrush, Magb, Saint)
notself
+0 -0
A comment left by notself was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, ghoti, Saint)
A comment left by notself was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, ghoti, Saint)
saint
+1 -0
catachresis
+16 -1
The yarmulke reflects Vlad's aversion to linguistic contractions
The yarmulke reflects Vlad's aversion to linguistic contractions
connellingus
+7 -0
But not the shirt, mysteriously.
But not the shirt, mysteriously.
nurdbot
+4 -0
Teodor doesn't believe woman act that way. EVER.
Also the bonus item, a paperclip, wouldn't work very well in practice as a hairclip.
Teodor doesn't believe woman act that way. EVER.
Also the bonus item, a paperclip, wouldn't work very well in practice as a hairclip.
fidget
+1 -0
i don't think it's a paperclip, i'm pretty sure it really is a hairclip
i don't think it's a paperclip, i'm pretty sure it really is a hairclip
epicurus
+26 -0
The funniest part, IMO, is how in panel five, Teodor says he doesn't think that shirt is the solution - i.e. women not acting that way is a problem as well as a reality.
The funniest part, IMO, is how in panel five, Teodor says he doesn't think that shirt is the solution - i.e. women not acting that way is a problem as well as a reality.
overmedicated
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epicurus
+22 -0
Curse you, overmedicated! You've foiled my plot to sprinkle extremely oblique anti-semitic propaganda into the Achewood message boards! Aaaaarggh!
Curse you, overmedicated! You've foiled my plot to sprinkle extremely oblique anti-semitic propaganda into the Achewood message boards! Aaaaarggh!
i_love_kate
+21 -0
I can totally picture Epicurus toppling backwards into his own acid pit as he yells this.
I can totally picture Epicurus toppling backwards into his own acid pit as he yells this.
c_dizzle
+3 -0
...only to find the charred remains of Anne Coulter, let's hope.
...only to find the charred remains of Anne Coulter, let's hope.
epicurus
+12 -0
If a hideous death in an acid pit would be all that was necessary to never have to be subjected to Ann Coulter again, then sign me the hell UP.
If a hideous death in an acid pit would be all that was necessary to never have to be subjected to Ann Coulter again, then sign me the hell UP.
semiquaver
+2 -0
Well, committing suicide would technically get you out of ever having to listen to her yammering again.
Well, committing suicide would technically get you out of ever having to listen to her yammering again.
dusty
+1 -0
Unless you believe in hell, where she would most certainly be waiting to torment your soul for eternity.
Unless you believe in hell, where she would most certainly be waiting to torment your soul for eternity.
semiquaver
+2 -0
I assume Ann Coulter has her own special hell.
I assume Ann Coulter has her own special hell.
boredom_man
+2 -0
Indeed, set up especially to torment her, populated entirely by witty, politically-aware American gays...
...Oh dear. You may have a Problem.
Indeed, set up especially to torment her, populated entirely by witty, politically-aware American gays...
...Oh dear. You may have a Problem.
dusty
+0 -0
yeah, but if its not his hell, and it is hers, shed be something appropriate for her personality like a little yappy dog.
yeah, but if its not his hell, and it is hers, shed be something appropriate for her personality like a little yappy dog.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Uhm. Thank you for the compliments, but I really have to go sit in a corner and shudder for a while. The thought of getting a loophole out of getting a loophole out of spending eternity with Ann Coulter fills me with a very special Roast Beef-like sense of futility and despair.
Uhm. Thank you for the compliments, but I really have to go sit in a corner and shudder for a while. The thought of getting a loophole out of getting a loophole out of spending eternity with Ann Coulter fills me with a very special Roast Beef-like sense of futility and despair.
gouldgonewild
+1 -0
At least you admitted it. It's final now.
At least you admitted it. It's final now.
dusty
+0 -0
On a side note, I rather liked this comment about women not ripping off their panties being something to which which there would be a solution , and your completely nonsensical implication that the word solution is antisemitic has completely derailed that line of discussion. That's like saying that you can't say "manifest" around Native Americans, or "Property" around black people.
On a side note, I rather liked this comment about women not ripping off their panties being something to which which there would be a solution , and your completely nonsensical implication that the word solution is antisemitic has completely derailed that line of discussion. That's like saying that you can't say "manifest" around Native Americans, or "Property" around black people.
saru
+1 -0
I too believe that this is a problem. My brothers and I are attending a rally this weekend to that effect. Perhaps you'd like to attend?
I too believe that this is a problem. My brothers and I are attending a rally this weekend to that effect. Perhaps you'd like to attend?
littlefatdog
+1 -0
Vlad uses his robot intelligence to engineer the most topic-touchy funny joke but of course his cold steel heart can't grasp the humanity of humor
Vlad uses his robot intelligence to engineer the most topic-touchy funny joke but of course his cold steel heart can't grasp the humanity of humor
finemusk
+0 -1
besides, he wants 5 bucks for a punchline
besides, he wants 5 bucks for a punchline
aperson
+15 -0
"...and?
Five dollars."
Five points more like! (Strip rating points. For this strip)
"...and?
Five dollars."
Five points more like! (Strip rating points. For this strip)
thatskotkid
+0 -0
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erdrick
+0 -1
Is that the joke's punch-line or is Vlad being "Jewish"? If he's being ironic on purpose I love how he tries to chat up his customer with a (free) joke in order to keep him in a positive mood to buy more crap. Except the joke is actually racist and offensive and even more ironic. 5 Stars.
Is that the joke's punch-line or is Vlad being "Jewish"? If he's being ironic on purpose I love how he tries to chat up his customer with a (free) joke in order to keep him in a positive mood to buy more crap. Except the joke is actually racist and offensive and even more ironic. 5 Stars.
joeyramoney
+1 -0
there was a kid at my high school who was a gay black jew. swear to god. he also talked to himself.
there was a kid at my high school who was a gay black jew. swear to god. he also talked to himself.
cailetshadow
+10 -0
army of one
army of one
shutup_shutup
+1 -0
I know a gay black jew as well. I've met him a number of times and had to be reintroduced to him almost every one of those times.
I know a gay black jew as well. I've met him a number of times and had to be reintroduced to him almost every one of those times.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Ha! Typical.
Ha! Typical.
tekende
+0 -0
Was it because they "all look alike"?
Was it because they "all look alike"?
sooprmunky61
+1 -0
I once knew a gay black mormon republican. I believe he was a special interest group, or his own tax bracket, etc.
I once knew a gay black mormon republican. I believe he was a special interest group, or his own tax bracket, etc.
fuckyoufriday
+17 -0
"I AM WITH MY STUPID BUTT"
"I AM WITH MY STUPID BUTT"
honesttom
+0 -0
This has to be one of my favourites. So many jokes, in so few panels. Good jokes, too.
This has to be one of my favourites. So many jokes, in so few panels. Good jokes, too.
tekende
+1 -0
And they didn't cost five dollars.
And they didn't cost five dollars.
heyoo
+1 -0
I am a huge fan of the Jewishness world tour. It is completely epic Rock 'n' Roll 'n' Torah.
I am a huge fan of the Jewishness world tour. It is completely epic Rock 'n' Roll 'n' Torah.
boredom_man
+0 -0
It sounds good when you first hear about it, but it's actually just one of the Wainwrights singing the unpublished verses of "Hallelujah" over and over again.
It sounds good when you first hear about it, but it's actually just one of the Wainwrights singing the unpublished verses of "Hallelujah" over and over again.
clever-nickname
+0 -0
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relaxing
+0 -0
That is a very bad joke. And the clip goes in the back, so the butt.
That is a very bad joke. And the clip goes in the back, so the butt.
jackparsons
+6 -0
You third chakra is stupid.
You third chakra is stupid.
boredom_man
+0 -0
...and inarticulate.
...and inarticulate.
c_dizzle
+0 -0
Could be the side, too...stupid ear!
Could be the side, too...stupid ear!
stuart
+0 -0
I'm ashamed of myself for chubbying that.
I'm ashamed of myself for chubbying that.
hypoluxa
+1 -0
In reference to the alt text....
I don't get why Foxworthy is included. What am I stupidly missing????
In reference to the alt text....
I don't get why Foxworthy is included. What am I stupidly missing????
unfun
+2 -0
Mother-in-laws.
Mother-in-laws.
em2
+1 -0
I'm with stupid scalp.
I'm with stupid scalp.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
This is pretty much the answer I give when people ask me if I'm Jewish, and it's hella awkward. Like people are gonna think I'm ashamed of it or something. I know a lot of people in a similar situation, and it always surprises me how clueless both Jews and non-Jews are about the whole religion/ethnicity conundrum (the former about the answer, the latter about the fact that it even exists).
This is pretty much the answer I give when people ask me if I'm Jewish, and it's hella awkward. Like people are gonna think I'm ashamed of it or something. I know a lot of people in a similar situation, and it always surprises me how clueless both Jews and non-Jews are about the whole religion/ethnicity conundrum (the former about the answer, the latter about the fact that it even exists).
boredom_man
+0 -0
I'm not sure I follow you. It's a conundrum. It doesn't have an answer.
I'm not sure I follow you. It's a conundrum. It doesn't have an answer.
howl
+0 -0
Vlad has a Star of David bag to go with the Jesus Fish one from his previous business enterprise.
Vlad has a Star of David bag to go with the Jesus Fish one from his previous business enterprise.
comrade_tom
+4 -0
That being plastered over the orthodox cross from a couple of years.
"St Theodora poster- is perhaps sexiest mosaic you are ever seeing!"
That being plastered over the orthodox cross from a couple of years.
"St Theodora poster- is perhaps sexiest mosaic you are ever seeing!"
howl
+0 -0
Indeed.
[IMGS OFF]
Indeed.
[IMGS OFF]
charchar
+0 -0
Vlad holds the shirt up, thus demonstrating to T just how very fly the shirt would be on a being. However, even Vlad acknowledges that the shirt works best in a saloon.
Vlad holds the shirt up, thus demonstrating to T just how very fly the shirt would be on a being. However, even Vlad acknowledges that the shirt works best in a saloon.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Both hands? Is that sexier than tearing off your panties with one hand?
Both hands? Is that sexier than tearing off your panties with one hand?
griffypoo
+0 -0
No, but it's faster. And when you're looking to get kissed for being kosher in a saloon, that's the most important part .
No, but it's faster. And when you're looking to get kissed for being kosher in a saloon, that's the most important part .
phthoggos
+0 -0
Vlad's use of the existential verb "is" (where standard English uses "there is," "there are," or "we have") recalls [url=https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282006]Uncle George's signage[/url ("is gyros," "is lotto," etc).
Vlad's use of the existential verb "is" (where standard English uses "there is," "there are," or "we have") recalls [url=https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282006]Uncle George's signage[/url ("is gyros," "is lotto," etc).
phthoggos
+0 -0
Vlad's use of the existential verb "is" (where standard English uses "there is," "there are," or "we have") recalls Uncle George's signage ("is gyros," "is lotto," etc).
Vlad's use of the existential verb "is" (where standard English uses "there is," "there are," or "we have") recalls Uncle George's signage ("is gyros," "is lotto," etc).
tttt2
+0 -0
heh kramer
heh kramer
I want the mini-poster.
Well, do you have a laser printer?
I'd rather give my money to Vlad
There's a bumper sticker waiting to happen.
Well, do you have a laser printer?
"That's not even a product"
Awesome.
the eagerness implied by 'chicks are tearink off their panties with both hands' part made me laugh so hard.