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Téodor the SoftBoy Monday, June 13, 2005 • read strip Viewing 38 comments:

A comment left by closefriend was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, kenthegod, NDCaesar, fmercury, starch)

how does a stuffed bear star in a porn then? they must have their naughty bits...

For that matter, how do stuffed bears go about tracing HIV infections???

Circus Penis is a live cat; that makes total sense.

I refuse to believe in such a thing as Cat-AIDS.
IT CANNOT BE! ;_;

I refuse to believe Roast Beef got HIV.

I don't care as long as they say "primogenitor".

it's kind of like this

This question, naturally, precedes "How is this stuffed animal talking?" and "How is it moving about of its own power?"

HOLY CHRIST IS THAT AN ALIVE STUFFED ANIMAL?

Heh. Stuffed Bear. That's pornish all by itself.

A comment left by toughasnails001 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, Pseudochron, aHatOfPig, gorrioncita)

circus peanut is a poet. a name-poet

Circus Penis isn't bad, either.

The artwork of his face creeps me out. For the longest time, I saw him as a buck-toothed, smiling rabbit with a pron-goatee.
And it fit.

Oh man, some Circus Peanuts sound really good right now.

I thought this was a 3, but then the callback of Philippe cuddling his money in the first frame gets it plus-one.

Precisely... to the letter... what I was thinking.
Plus 1 for Philippe.

this one, also very good.
second reference to john holmes, i think
i really like 'umm i dunno, im not really in very good shape right now?' with a question mark on the end.
also 'how do you keep your parents from finding out?'
'that you're out of shape?'

John Holmes is Roast Beef's porno name: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=09092003

He had a mouse named John
And he lived on Holmes Lane

Oh damnit, why does somebody always have to have already figured these things out before me? These strange, strange... coincidences... that should not be looked into any further.
Reluctant chubby.

It was actually Goldfish #1A Loomis Pines Trailer Court Sani-Hookup 12.

According to the alt-text anyway.

"You should try it, it'd be a lot of fun for you.


You would have fun."

His insistence on this is mildly creepy. I want to start saying this to people.

"Hey, you up for going to the bar tonight? It'd be a lot of fun for you. You would have fun."

Each word said in a manner 15% less cheery than the last.

Weekend Blogs

Ray: Back in the Party Way.
Pat: Poem Number Two.

Today's Blogs

Lyle: gottanother poe m foryalss

Ray's assessment of the Russian alphabet makes me wish I could give a 5 to a blog entry.

Well, here's a chubby for the observation.

I completely agree.

So, you'll then be giving a lame to Saint Cyril, I suppose?

Hey NeoNaoNeo: why did you lame this?

C'mon.

Man, Pat's poems are just the most terrible thing.

Not as bad as his verbal jousting. "Pudknocker?"

Do you think you can do better, dirtcrap ?

I'll take you down a peg or two if that's what you desire, assleg .

Kurty Boy is the username on the virtual machine I use for porn.

Troy Harlem fits Teodor perfectly: elegant but sassy.

Etymology FTW!

Thank you, that is all.