deimosrising
+6 -1
If you have not heard Toto I understand why this strip does not cause you to hemorrhage from laughter. If you have, for shame
If you have not heard Toto I understand why this strip does not cause you to hemorrhage from laughter. If you have, for shame
suprememongoose
+0 -1
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
magnumt
+11 -0
Whenever I hear Toto now I think of a dancing cat in a thong.
Whenever I hear Toto now I think of a dancing cat in a thong.
mortshire
+7 -0
then his work is done.
then his work is done.
straw
+140 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
brycemidas
+1 -0
I couldn't figure out why this post had no chubbies until I realized it was only posted yesterday. Kudos.
I couldn't figure out why this post had no chubbies until I realized it was only posted yesterday. Kudos.
possums
+1 -0
Welp. Here it is. The most important gif ever.
Welp. Here it is. The most important gif ever.
ghostd
+5 -0
I understand if Ray can't help but bless the rains, down in afffricaaaa.
I understand if Ray can't help but bless the rains, down in afffricaaaa.
jrpigman
+2 -0
Honestly, theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
Honestly, theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
farqussus
+4 -0
so, everything has to be done by ninety-nine men at the most?
so, everything has to be done by ninety-nine men at the most?
landowmpg
+0 -0
I didn't know what song this was referring to until you said that. Thanks!
I didn't know what song this was referring to until you said that. Thanks!
hellofyellin
+16 -1
Dancing cat, in the proud tradition of such as Hobbes. God bless you Bill Watterson. God bless you Chris Onstad.
Dancing cat, in the proud tradition of such as Hobbes. God bless you Bill Watterson. God bless you Chris Onstad.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
A comment left by i_love_kate was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by phthoggos, hellofyellin, VictoriaW)
A comment left by i_love_kate was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by phthoggos, hellofyellin, VictoriaW)
i_love_kate
+1 -1
Thank you, three lamers. That made no sense whatsoever in the context.
Thank you, three lamers. That made no sense whatsoever in the context.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
... and yet I saw where you were going. Be it somewhat of a low bow to draw.
... and yet I saw where you were going. Be it somewhat of a low bow to draw.
fuckyoufriday
+5 -0
Everybody dance like there's Africa in your pants. (Picture that one and stay fashionable!)
Everybody dance like there's Africa in your pants. (Picture that one and stay fashionable!)
deancain29
+0 -0
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Cyberbob, vermy, hooraybacon)
A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Cyberbob, vermy, hooraybacon)
zedpower
+13 -0
Achewood caused wee to come out of you, onto the ground!
Achewood caused wee to come out of you, onto the ground!
deancain29
+2 -2
down the leg and on the ground, dude. I enjoyed it. Does that make me bad?
down the leg and on the ground, dude. I enjoyed it. Does that make me bad?
jollysaintpete
+7 -0
it makes me laugh that this comment has a lame because i just want to believe someone read it and like shivered and frowned before thinking to themselves, "that's so inappropriate" and laming it.
how do sensitive people enjoy achewood?
"time for my man-douche, hoss"
it makes me laugh that this comment has a lame because i just want to believe someone read it and like shivered and frowned before thinking to themselves, "that's so inappropriate" and laming it.
how do sensitive people enjoy achewood?
"time for my man-douche, hoss"
twohundredninety
+0 -0
I hadn't heard this song when I first read this strip.
Now I have, and it is totally getting a five.
I hadn't heard this song when I first read this strip.
Now I have, and it is totally getting a five.
djwhiterabbit
+0 -0
A comment left by djwhiterabbit was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by austinceltic, riotdejaneiro, Cyberbob, snowman, Micrphonist, farqussus, GoriasXY, VictoriaW, Teabag_Mel)
A comment left by djwhiterabbit was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by austinceltic, riotdejaneiro, Cyberbob, snowman, Micrphonist, farqussus, GoriasXY, VictoriaW, Teabag_Mel)
tombsgrave
+0 -0
EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY
EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY
dovey
+0 -0
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, nah.
jujubeesforjesus
+7 -0
There was this terrible a capella band called the Testostotones in my high school who would perform at all the talent shows, assemblies, etc. and in the 4 years I was exposed to them only once did they not sing Africa. I went back and forth between feeling this complete absurdity redeemed them or made them even more hateful to my insides.
There was this terrible a capella band called the Testostotones in my high school who would perform at all the talent shows, assemblies, etc. and in the 4 years I was exposed to them only once did they not sing Africa. I went back and forth between feeling this complete absurdity redeemed them or made them even more hateful to my insides.
littlefatdog
+0 -1
our male a capella group was called the testostertones ! they all had balls but who cared in those days
our male a capella group was called the testostertones ! they all had balls but who cared in those days
zem
+1 -0
why- why would they not have balls
why- why would they not have balls
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
At his kindergarten school.
At his kindergarten school.
jujubeesforjesus
+2 -0
Also the video is probably the greatest thing ever made.
Also the video is probably the greatest thing ever made.
straw
+3 -0
I was hoping very much that it was a video of that highschool acapella band
I was hoping very much that it was a video of that highschool acapella band
jujubeesforjesus
+2 -0
Alas, if I had that, I'd never need youtube again.
Alas, if I had that, I'd never need youtube again.
ovenface
+0 -0
sifl and olly! wow!
sifl and olly! wow!
spectre
+0 -0
Hella Ernest Hemingway, all Somerset Maugham and a foam of Kipling.
Hella Ernest Hemingway, all Somerset Maugham and a foam of Kipling.
platnmplus
+2 -0
Looks like that video is down... but I was just checking in anyone had posted this already:
What an a capella choir singing "Africa" should sound like
Man, the thunder trick in the beginning frickin' ROCKS!
Looks like that video is down... but I was just checking in anyone had posted this already:
What an a capella choir singing "Africa" should sound like
Man, the thunder trick in the beginning frickin' ROCKS!
tombsgrave
+2 -0
In my mind it's the version of "Africa" from John Dies at the End.
In my mind it's the version of "Africa" from John Dies at the End.
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
Thank God! Someone else who has read the best novel in the last five years!
Thank God! Someone else who has read the best novel in the last five years!
jollysaintpete
+2 -0
Man, I loved John Dies at the End, and I even bought the book when it came out, but calling it the best novel in the last five years is silly
Man, I loved John Dies at the End, and I even bought the book when it came out, but calling it the best novel in the last five years is silly
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
Well, the best novel I've read in the last five years. I admit that was foolish of me to say, but now there is a new question: How will the movie do next year?
Well, the best novel I've read in the last five years. I admit that was foolish of me to say, but now there is a new question: How will the movie do next year?
coconutjohn
+0 -0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt1fB62cGbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt1fB62cGbo
cthulhu235
+0 -0
Awesome, completely awesome. I have a framed/signed copy of this strip hanging behind the desk in my office.
Awesome, completely awesome. I have a framed/signed copy of this strip hanging behind the desk in my office.
dasilodavi
+4 -2
I get the feeling that Onstad is under the panel, slowly holding up the album.
Also, who else keeps thinking this song is by Duran Duran, despite numerous reminders? It can't be just me.
I get the feeling that Onstad is under the panel, slowly holding up the album.
Also, who else keeps thinking this song is by Duran Duran, despite numerous reminders? It can't be just me.
tekende
+1 -0
What? This song sounds nothing like Duran Duran.
What? This song sounds nothing like Duran Duran.
kolchak
+0 -0
Hands down favourite strip, the one that originally got me into Achewood. I can't believe it's been more than 5 years now.
Hands down favourite strip, the one that originally got me into Achewood. I can't believe it's been more than 5 years now.
aurorasbored
+0 -0
Genius all over.
Genius all over.
pez
+0 -0
frightened of this thing i had become! (ray dances slow mo)
frightened of this thing i had become! (ray dances slow mo)
3v1l_1337
+3 -0
this gets a 5, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
sorry....couldn't resist
this gets a 5, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
sorry....couldn't resist
orvel
+1 -0
Panel 3 occurs at exactly 2:57 in the [url=]music video[/url].
Panel 3 occurs at exactly 2:57 in the [url=]music video[/url].
orvel
+0 -0
Lame away, friends. I fixed it below.
Lame away, friends. I fixed it below.
orvel
+0 -0
Panel 3 occurs at exactly 2:57 in the music video .
Panel 3 occurs at exactly 2:57 in the music video .
hurfusdurfus
+1 -0
I'm thinking the whole strip takes place during that solo at 2:51.
I'm thinking the whole strip takes place during that solo at 2:51.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Eh, ever since I first read this strip years ago I pictured it as happening during the climax of the song, from roughly 3:30 - 4:00, when the "soulful" back up singer comes in on the chorus.
Eh, ever since I first read this strip years ago I pictured it as happening during the climax of the song, from roughly 3:30 - 4:00, when the "soulful" back up singer comes in on the chorus.
the_dude
+0 -0
i didnt know stephen king could play the drums! (watch the video)
i didnt know stephen king could play the drums! (watch the video)
aparrish
+0 -0
Stephen King dressed in drag as Jane Fonda from 9 to 5 , no less.
Stephen King dressed in drag as Jane Fonda from 9 to 5 , no less.
zem
+0 -0
ahahaha that guy with the glasses fucking kills me every time they show his face
ahahaha that guy with the glasses fucking kills me every time they show his face
dr_strangeglove
+6 -0
I have to tell you people about my night.
I got high with a beautiful girl in the back of her car. That right there is cause enough for celebration but, hold the phone!
she puts on this song. I'm being completely sincere when I say that I can't remember the last time I was that enamored with someone. Anyways, I'm on cloud 9 right now. I love everyone.
I have to tell you people about my night.
I got high with a beautiful girl in the back of her car. That right there is cause enough for celebration but, hold the phone!
she puts on this song. I'm being completely sincere when I say that I can't remember the last time I was that enamored with someone. Anyways, I'm on cloud 9 right now. I love everyone.
foea
+0 -0
Man, I hope the rest of that story stays awesome.
Man, I hope the rest of that story stays awesome.
dr_strangeglove
+6 -0
damn, that was 5 months ago already.
Long story short, we had a really great summer together and now she's moving 7 hours away. It's not the best situation, but it was one of the greatest summers of my life, so I'm in no position to complain.
I hope that was awesome enough.
damn, that was 5 months ago already.
Long story short, we had a really great summer together and now she's moving 7 hours away. It's not the best situation, but it was one of the greatest summers of my life, so I'm in no position to complain.
I hope that was awesome enough.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Awww.
Awww.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
indeed
indeed
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
alternatively:
it is fifteen months since you wrote that, strangelove. i hope you've made at least one trip to see her since.
or was this always part of the plan?
alternatively:
it is fifteen months since you wrote that, strangelove. i hope you've made at least one trip to see her since.
or was this always part of the plan?
leftsaidtim
+1 -0
WHY FIND OUT
WHY FIND OUT
sonofkong
+0 -0
DID SHE PUT UP A FIGHT?
DID SHE PUT UP A FIGHT?
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
This is wonderful. I forgot how much it made me laugh
This is wonderful. I forgot how much it made me laugh
johnnyrocker
+0 -0
RAY IS A MAN WHO DIGS LIFE.
RAY IS A MAN WHO DIGS LIFE.
howl
+0 -0
I have this strip to thank for introducing me to 80s music. One of the best gifts I have ever recieved.
I have this strip to thank for introducing me to 80s music. One of the best gifts I have ever recieved.
zem
+0 -0
you just never heard of any 80s music before this strip, huh? they just took a break between 79 and 90?
you just never heard of any 80s music before this strip, huh? they just took a break between 79 and 90?
howl
+0 -0
weeeeellll... yeah, pretty much, unless you count early TMBG. Mostly I was getting my knowledge from the radio. Needless to say, I hadn't heard of very much. Now the Pet Shop Boys are in my top ten bands.
weeeeellll... yeah, pretty much, unless you count early TMBG. Mostly I was getting my knowledge from the radio. Needless to say, I hadn't heard of very much. Now the Pet Shop Boys are in my top ten bands.
heyitschristian
+0 -0
no one should not hear this album.
no one should not hear this album.
woodenteeth
+1 -2
Damn it. I have to say it, just in case someone else out there is feeling as alone as I am. I really, really despise the saccharine, over-produced insincerity of this song. It's just an opinion. I know I have a problem. Look at all of you posting, saying I have a problem.
Damn it. I have to say it, just in case someone else out there is feeling as alone as I am. I really, really despise the saccharine, over-produced insincerity of this song. It's just an opinion. I know I have a problem. Look at all of you posting, saying I have a problem.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
austinceltic and cyberbob : it was cold of you to lame this man, who was feeling alone. He already knew he had a problem.
Have you never questioned the sincerity of a pop song?
austinceltic and cyberbob : it was cold of you to lame this man, who was feeling alone. He already knew he had a problem.
Have you never questioned the sincerity of a pop song?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
*sobs on fineoakstructure's arm*
*sobs on fineoakstructure's arm*
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
There there, woodenteeth. Emotions.
There there, woodenteeth. Emotions.
cyberbob
+0 -0
Of course I have.. but some songs are absolutely unquestionable.
Of course I have.. but some songs are absolutely unquestionable.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh Jesus this song came on at the party I was at last night, so fucking great.
Oh Jesus this song came on at the party I was at last night, so fucking great.
snorestorm
+0 -0
Look at the freedom that Ray feels as he listens to this song! You go, Ray!
Look at the freedom that Ray feels as he listens to this song! You go, Ray!
1000hz
+1 -0
HURRY RAY, IT'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU.
HURRY RAY, IT'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU.
I love that song. God help me, I love that song.
Me too. And the video. Anybody gotta problem with that, I will hella kick their ass.
I love it so much that I have the picture disc vinyl single of the song. The record is shaped like the African continent. Someday I hope to have it framed.
who CAN'T love that song?
besides deaf people, i mean...
i dunno, it's got a wicked bassline. Deaf can appreciate.
Who CAN'T love Ray. Just look at him.
Even deaf people. They just feel it in their souls.
Or you can take a deaf person, put them in front of a large speaker, and play this song. Though they cannot hear the notes, they will know everything is alright in the world.
but everything is not alright in the world. especially not in africa.
how dare you
It's mostly high-wavelength (low-frequency) soundwaves that humans perceive as physical vibrations as well as sound.