stabones
+15 -1
a guy is rocking my can!
ha!
a guy is rocking my can!
ha!
farqussus
+105 -0
well I'll be buggered.
well I'll be buggered.
aargh
+0 -1
More chubbies, people. Come on.
More chubbies, people. Come on.
lexsenthur
+0 -0
Oh dear, it's at 69.
I've noticed that on a lot of comments...
Oh dear, it's at 69.
I've noticed that on a lot of comments...
farqussus
+10 -0
with that moustache I'm not surprised
with that moustache I'm not surprised
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
do you think its cool to have a facial hair bias?
do you think its cool to have a facial hair bias?
farqussus
+8 -0
whatever, my dad thirty years ago.
whatever, my dad thirty years ago.
flynn
+63 -0
Ray's effort here is really endearing.
Ray's effort here is really endearing.
agika
+3 -0
Ray means well, he just overdid it on the "understanding".
Ray means well, he just overdid it on the "understanding".
zem
+10 -0
annoying pat a bit is not an accident on ray's part, I am sure
annoying pat a bit is not an accident on ray's part, I am sure
spinynorman
+166 -0
Anyone who wants to broaden their minds on homosexuality should say Ray's second to last line out loud. You'll find your life changes dramatically. I, for example, was promptly fired from my job.
Anyone who wants to broaden their minds on homosexuality should say Ray's second to last line out loud. You'll find your life changes dramatically. I, for example, was promptly fired from my job.
presterjohn
+13 -0
Positively Woody-Allen-esque. Early, funny Woody, too. Since I can't give you a Woody I will give you a chubby.
Positively Woody-Allen-esque. Early, funny Woody, too. Since I can't give you a Woody I will give you a chubby.
pogo
+0 -0
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, aliiis, kenthegod, dullard)
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, aliiis, kenthegod, dullard)
mercuri0us
+7 -1
No you didn't. Did you.
No you didn't. Did you.
terribleman
+0 -0
A 59 year old wrote this. Chubs!
A 59 year old wrote this. Chubs!
tourach3
+2 -0
i got propositioned, myself
i got propositioned, myself
aelindil
+1 -0
I am ridiculously pleased at the fact that I have given this comment its 69th chubby.
I am ridiculously pleased at the fact that I have given this comment its 69th chubby.
abe
+1 -0
What Ray does here is the only possible way to honestly handle that situation.
What Ray does here is the only possible way to honestly handle that situation.
epicurus
+1 -0
Is that really what it is like? Can someone comment on the veracity of Ray's prediction?
Is that really what it is like? Can someone comment on the veracity of Ray's prediction?
agika
+4 -0
Are you sure you can handle the truth, Epicurus?
Are you sure you can handle the truth, Epicurus?
epicurus
+4 -0
Maybe it's best that I not know the terrible reality.
Maybe it's best that I not know the terrible reality.
jackparsons
+25 -0
from wikipedia: "Epicurus never married and we don't know of any children."
from wikipedia: "Epicurus never married and we don't know of any children."
epicurus
+46 -0
Oh shit, you mean the historical Epicurus was...
A badminton player?
Oh shit, you mean the historical Epicurus was...
A badminton player?
fallow_fields
+9 -0
chubby for implying the word 'shuttlecock'
chubby for implying the word 'shuttlecock'
epicurus
+4 -0
TOTALLY on purpose, too.
TOTALLY on purpose, too.
fallow_fields
+1 -0
then DOUBLE chubby
then DOUBLE chubby
cailetshadow
+5 -1
chubby for a Masterful use of Wikipedia.
chubby for a Masterful use of Wikipedia.
gormster
+21 -0
Gay first time story: having read this strip before then, it did actually run through my head, and I nearly laughed out loud, which would have been a bad thing to do, probably.
Gay first time story: having read this strip before then, it did actually run through my head, and I nearly laughed out loud, which would have been a bad thing to do, probably.
saru
+3 -0
I make sure all my hypothetical gay lovers know that my ass is ticklish, just in case.
I make sure all my hypothetical gay lovers know that my ass is ticklish, just in case.
catachresis
+0 -0
Strip ends abruptly; my face settles into a bemused and satisfied smile
Strip ends abruptly; my face settles into a bemused and satisfied smile
william
+3 -0
Alt Text: Ray is trying to prove that he has an open mind.
Alt Text: Ray is trying to prove that he has an open mind.
terribleman
+0 -0
I could have sworn that he was just fucking with him.
I could have sworn that he was just fucking with him.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Ray is embarassed about his gas.
Ray is embarassed about his gas.
prufrock
+0 -0
are Ray's arms flabby or beefy?
are Ray's arms flabby or beefy?
alphagator
+8 -0
"husky"
"husky"
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
you may choose between fleefy, or blabby.
you may choose between fleefy, or blabby.
qatipay
+0 -0
5 for Ray's guileless attempts at being supportive, and for what goes on between his sheets.
5 for Ray's guileless attempts at being supportive, and for what goes on between his sheets.
luckyg
+5 -1
"So, you take it in the can now! That's different."
I too have a habit of casually making completely inappropriate statements like this.
"So, you take it in the can now! That's different."
I too have a habit of casually making completely inappropriate statements like this.
jonmw
+1 -0
That's the kind of habit that I aim to cultivate.
That's the kind of habit that I aim to cultivate.
soilentshuggah
+0 -0
Panel #6 is godlike.
Panel #6 is godlike.
rogergs
+1 -1
Even a distinguishing mark such as artisanal rum is not enough to absolve Ray of complicity in the number one cocktail cliche of the 00s.
Even a distinguishing mark such as artisanal rum is not enough to absolve Ray of complicity in the number one cocktail cliche of the 00s.
saru
+0 -0
"Mojitos are a gay drink," or mojitos in general?
I need to know whether to chubby or lame you, since if it's the second, I really don't like people telling my I shouldn't enjoy something anymore just because it's popular (of course, I always hated mojitos. But then again, my longtime favorite, the gimlet, has suddenly become popular.)
"Mojitos are a gay drink," or mojitos in general?
I need to know whether to chubby or lame you, since if it's the second, I really don't like people telling my I shouldn't enjoy something anymore just because it's popular (of course, I always hated mojitos. But then again, my longtime favorite, the gimlet, has suddenly become popular.)
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I can't stand Mojitos. Far too much work for a cocktail, and the one I had was just overpoweringly minty. Give me a good Whiskey Sour any day.
I can't stand Mojitos. Far too much work for a cocktail, and the one I had was just overpoweringly minty. Give me a good Whiskey Sour any day.
missdove
+2 -0
Didn't Ernest Hemingway use to get all spry on Mojitos and go out and machine-gun sharks?
Didn't Ernest Hemingway use to get all spry on Mojitos and go out and machine-gun sharks?
terribleman
+0 -0
Hey-o!
Hey-o!
molesticide
+0 -0
i've given it some thought in the past, and yeah, that's just about where i ended up too. kind of a slightly bemused curiosity.
i've given it some thought in the past, and yeah, that's just about where i ended up too. kind of a slightly bemused curiosity.
pwb
+5 -1
"I didn't want you to think I was homophobic at you"
totally classic Ray
"I didn't want you to think I was homophobic at you"
totally classic Ray
honesttom
+1 -0
You cannot get much more Rayesque than this strip.
You cannot get much more Rayesque than this strip.
overmedicated
+3 -1
I like Pat in this strip. He's pleasant, he's polite, and I can totally sympathise with his getting a little...pissy. Don't ask, it involves my father, a hidden camera and a boy from the local swimming team.
I like Pat in this strip. He's pleasant, he's polite, and I can totally sympathise with his getting a little...pissy. Don't ask, it involves my father, a hidden camera and a boy from the local swimming team.
professoryes
+1 -0
Against my better judgment, I'm going to take that at face value. I will not ask.
Against my better judgment, I'm going to take that at face value. I will not ask.
nigelchaos
+1 -0
After that, I don't think there's much left to ask.
After that, I don't think there's much left to ask.
jinxtigr
+0 -0
Wouldn't a camera kinda hurt?
Wouldn't a camera kinda hurt?
neck_romancer
+8 -0
i was thinking of this strip and chuckling to myself while washing dishes at work and of course, while my boss was walking by i, unknowingly, muttered "A DUDE IS ROCKIN' MY CAN"
don't have to worry about her ever speaking to me again
i was thinking of this strip and chuckling to myself while washing dishes at work and of course, while my boss was walking by i, unknowingly, muttered "A DUDE IS ROCKIN' MY CAN"
don't have to worry about her ever speaking to me again
ghoti
+5 -0
In panel 8, Ray's nipple starts to droop.
In panel 8, Ray's nipple starts to droop.
afterward
+11 -0
I am going to chubby this and then go see if it is true.
I am going to chubby this and then go see if it is true.
missbee
+0 -0
probably my favorite strip ever :D
probably my favorite strip ever :D
missbee
+0 -0
yet i am neutral?
i made a mistake and i must correct it. i am correcting it right now. i am totally pro this strip.
yet i am neutral?
i made a mistake and i must correct it. i am correcting it right now. i am totally pro this strip.
zem
+9 -0
no, you just pro'd your neutral comment. you're making it worse!!
no, you just pro'd your neutral comment. you're making it worse!!
spinynorman
+4 -0
Man, I never remember or even fucking bother to change that. I guess don't have the heart of a true assetbar devotee.
Man, I never remember or even fucking bother to change that. I guess don't have the heart of a true assetbar devotee.
dovey
+0 -0
Oh I wouldn't say that Mr Norman. Your contribution to the bar of assets goes way beyond your negligence of the pro/neu/con option.
Oh I wouldn't say that Mr Norman. Your contribution to the bar of assets goes way beyond your negligence of the pro/neu/con option.
fuzzyrobot
+2 -0
Pat's expression in the final panel isn't annoyance, it's more like angry astonishment.
"Wh--GOD DAMNIT HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT"
Pat's expression in the final panel isn't annoyance, it's more like angry astonishment.
"Wh--GOD DAMNIT HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT"
audhumla
+0 -0
well that is pretty much how it goes
well that is pretty much how it goes
budenhagen
+3 -0
I am SO glad one of the friends that I've known since milk money days came out of the closet. The greatest Christmas gift he could've ever given me was the gift of an Achewood quote setup.
I am SO glad one of the friends that I've known since milk money days came out of the closet. The greatest Christmas gift he could've ever given me was the gift of an Achewood quote setup.
xiaomimi
+20 -0
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Car crash sin.
Molly: The Achewood A-List! August 16, 2006
Nice Pete: Camping
Today's Blogs
Philippe: Car crash sin.
Molly: The Achewood A-List! August 16, 2006
Nice Pete: Camping
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Ray's dialogue here reminds of someone from the older generation trying way too hard to demonstrate open-mindedness.
Ray's dialogue here reminds of someone from the older generation trying way too hard to demonstrate open-mindedness.
numberkillinger
+0 -0
You have a penchant for rephrasing the alt-text
You have a penchant for rephrasing the alt-text
pogo
+0 -0
Ray apparently never really imagined taking it in the can before, and feels he would be enthusuastic.
Ray apparently never really imagined taking it in the can before, and feels he would be enthusuastic.
nyu
+0 -0
The face I'd make if a dude was rocking my can would be none so ponderous.
The face I'd make if a dude was rocking my can would be none so ponderous.
yomimono
+0 -0
After I came out I had a conversation kind of like this, only it was with my dad instead of my extremely wealthy, constantly buzzed friend.
After I came out I had a conversation kind of like this, only it was with my dad instead of my extremely wealthy, constantly buzzed friend.
boredom_man
+3 -0
Yomimono's father attempts to support his daughter's orientation, but is stymied by his belief that a "lesbian" is someone who likes dudes to rock her can.
Yomimono's father attempts to support his daughter's orientation, but is stymied by his belief that a "lesbian" is someone who likes dudes to rock her can.
macseries
+0 -0
i think pat's annoyance stems from the fact that he is, in fact, the one who does can-rockin'.
i think pat's annoyance stems from the fact that he is, in fact, the one who does can-rockin'.
tekende
+0 -0
I think it stems from the fact that he probably hasn't been out of the closet long enough to actually experience any can-rocking, whether receiving or giving.
Also he is kind of a prude.
I think it stems from the fact that he probably hasn't been out of the closet long enough to actually experience any can-rocking, whether receiving or giving.
Also he is kind of a prude.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
she...
she...
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i dont know why i replied in such a way, or at all, even....... fuck THIS guy!
i dont know why i replied in such a way, or at all, even....... fuck THIS guy!
bluemoon72
+0 -0
Are you asking, or demanding?
Are you asking, or demanding?
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i was raised to be polite.
i was raised to be polite.
bluemoon72
+1 -0
Throw a "please" on there and you got yourself a deal, politeboy.
Throw a "please" on there and you got yourself a deal, politeboy.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
get out here! french me! please.
get out here! french me! please.
terribleman
+0 -0
Romance. I wanted to chubby every post, but I ran out.
Romance. I wanted to chubby every post, but I ran out.
zapatos
+1 -0
Ray has a most impressive foyer, they are walking forever!
Ray has a most impressive foyer, they are walking forever!
desert_donkey
+1 -0
i love how ray never 'gets it'.. but he's always got it.
i love how ray never 'gets it'.. but he's always got it.
tangles
+0 -0
man, is strips like this where i wonder why the hell pat and ray keep talking to each other. they have absolutley nothing in common and are perfect representations of one another's anathema. then again, maybe this is why we haven't seen pat for a while...
man, is strips like this where i wonder why the hell pat and ray keep talking to each other. they have absolutley nothing in common and are perfect representations of one another's anathema. then again, maybe this is why we haven't seen pat for a while...
dusty
+0 -0
If you were taking it in the can and you loved it, that would be good but it would take some life adjustments, if you didn't like it that would be bad, but you could quit and try to forget the whole thing. What would be difficult is if you just kinda disliked it, the way a woman who's been married for a decade is about giving oral. You would have to be gay and bored.
If you were taking it in the can and you loved it, that would be good but it would take some life adjustments, if you didn't like it that would be bad, but you could quit and try to forget the whole thing. What would be difficult is if you just kinda disliked it, the way a woman who's been married for a decade is about giving oral. You would have to be gay and bored.
Who would have thought such simple expressions could be so priceless?