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The Peppermint Honcho Monday, December 9, 2002 • read strip Viewing 34 comments:

right ouside of my home town near mojave "the unicorn club"

The first mention of the underground?

I was thinking the same thing. I think so.

I hear tell The Peppermint Honcho makes the best Cincinnati Pubic Hair around. Never had one myself, due to my semen allergy.

A comment left by centipede_damascus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by madnes, Thorfinn, mortshire, nutmeg)

My boorish New York friend once said of some metrosexual gentleman, "Lookit them damn nancies, all wearin' shiny shirts and probably orderin' Cum and Kahlua..."

After recovering from his crassness, Cum and Kahlua became a regular term in my lexicon for a questionable drink.

"all wearin' shiny shirts..." your boorish friend reads Achewood! OR... Onstad reads the Boorish New Yorker.

This dialect bleeds into both your conversations and your quotations from memory, I guess. : (

No you know I have to say that is not an Achewood-specific way of making sentences.

That type of speak is not an Onstad exclusive. I know plenty of old men around here that say such things. And around here "around here" means Queensland Australia and there exists a large amount of water between here and California.

There is a similarity between SoCal and Queensland, and that is that there are lots of stupid people there. The difference? In Queensland it is mainly the tourists. "LET'S GO TO THE GOLD COAST FOR SCHOOLIES YEAH THAT WILL BE FUN BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE A HUNDRED THOUSAND TOOLS THERE"

i used to work at the spearmint honcho, totally different management though....just outside stockholm.

alt text: it takes four hours to get from the peninsula to Bakersfield

not enough people notice this alt text

i am still waiting for the accurate explanation, although i have my suspicions.

Roast Beef was driving really really slow because he loves his Ford Galaxie.
That is my explanation.

I still think the best gay bar name I ever saw was this one up in Wilkes-Barre, PA called "Coming Out."

Here in Seattle, on Capitol Hill, is a club called "The Men's Room."

"The Loading Zone" in St. Louis.

"Friends" in Phoenix

Stone Wall, The Midnight Shift, Gilligans, and Arq. All in Sydney.

The Dolphin, Thirsty Club, both in Redondo Beach, CA

The Closet, Waco(?), Texas

Over in Tucson they have The Brass Faggot.

The Honey Hole in Seattle.

The Cattle Company here in Austin.

The Manhole in Chicago.

"Buddy's" in Kansas City.

"Woody's" in Philadelphia

"Woody's" in Philadelphia.

How in the hell did I miss this one? Sorry.

The Men's Room is good, but you are forgetting Manray.

Roast Beef is traveling at about 25 mph. Just gettin the old girl warmed up

Had a gay bar in Portland call Mr. Phister's.

YES