maggieobrien +20 -0
Ray's secret is unflinching optimism. We could all learn a thing or two from him.

jamers +1 -0
My best friend is essentially Ray. Awesome dude.

jonmw +2 -0
wouldn't that make you essentially Roast Beef?

ferdinand +0 -0
it's cool to see ray so young and worried about cash flow. the older ray is jaded and richer than the dictionary definition of rich. i can relate to younger ray more. of course, by younger, i mean a couple of years, but whatever.

rowboat +3 -0
Ray rolls with the punches. The punches of irritated silence and bubble-bursting common sense questions. Ray is the Ali of telemarketers. Stick and move.

tekende +4 -0
Optimism! Maybe he decides to have optimism!

expellens +5 -0
Ray knows his A.B.Cs... always be closing . He also knows that coffee is for closers.

actualtaunt +0 -0
Ray does not want third prize, and those steak knives look lame.
Mammet references earn you chubbies from me.

maggieobrien +0 -0
A comment left by maggieobrien was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Overmedicated, SSDDR, choosebro, aperson)

rolotonybrowntown +9 -0
i used linux to tell me how long i was in the bathroom.

bixschmix +2 -0
That is just the type of thing I am not surprised to hear of LINUX being used for.

farqussus +0 -0
is linux a clock?

tekende +0 -0
Yes.

awko +6 -0
I thought Linux was in Peanuts.

rumblefish +0 -0
There's probably a clever comment about security blankets that could be made here by someone that knows anything about Linux.

farqussus +0 -0
I hope not

landowmpg +0 -0
Isn't Linux made by fat people?

dusty +3 -0
Not just by fat people, all the fat people, working together.

thedon +0 -0
Classic Ray

spectre +0 -0
Alt text: "Bocas Rancheros"

greenkoolayd +0 -0
ranch mouths? wtf?!

greenkoolayd +0 -0
one of you sons of bitches better answer me or so help me.....

trollcollins +2 -0
Teodore's face in the 3rd panel really lights up the funny centres of my brain.

m-e-charm +0 -0
Yeah, dogg, I love when Teodor makes this face.

taiiga +1 -0
teodor hates when ray treats him like he doesn't know him on the phone. he has reacted with a curt "i know who you are ray" every time.

quarantine +1 -0
Ray really has no idea what this program is.

earendil +1 -0
ohh back before ray posessed unlimited wealth...

charchar +3 -0
You know Teodor is secretly thrilled a telemarketer pronounced his name properly.

mattylite +3 -0
Ray has a telemarketing script-- a list of all the predictable questions with pre-written party-line answers ready to go. In panel 7 he takes a while to flip to the last page...

jezebel +3 -0
Huevos! Leche! Revolución!

glandwich +0 -0
teodor never makes eyes like panel 3 anymore. i guess its a shame. i've forgotten how to have opinions so i'm not sure

especial +0 -0
i've forgotten how to have opinions, too. what happened to us, glandwich?

dovey +0 -0
I never realised Teodor had such a low tolerance for Ray's shit this early on in the game.

yogurtworld +0 -0
Sales pitches have completely ruined the words "revolutionary" and "introducing". "All-new" was never much a good word to begin with.

joek5142 +0 -1
I hate to be the first to say it, but...

Bocas Rancheras*

zeromyerz +0 -0
Is T examining his fingernails in panel 3?

zeromyerz +0 -0
His imaginary fingernails?