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Chinese Water Torture Wednesday, October 23, 2002 • read strip Viewing 23 comments:

Lyle's the man who thinks ahead.

Can't prank a dude who has the balls to pee himself from the getgo.

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liebot did that too. earlier.

you are the person who doesn't get it.

The alt text wins this one.
That Lyle is CRAFTY!

"that lyle is crafty as the day is long"

...that was the Beastie Boys...

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abbreviating 'chinese water torture' like it's just one of those things one should abbreviate

I feel it gives Lie-bot some torture cred.

I think he just may have a future in government. Wait, come to think of it Lie Bot was clearly designed for government work.

Thankfully, due to his rampant alcoholism, use of illicit drugs, and the fact that he lives the life of a careless wastrel, Lyle is completely unqualified for public office.

Except the Presidency of the United States, evidently. The only thing missing from Lyle's resume is that he never owned a baseball team.

BURN ON POLITICS.

Lie Bot is a master. Randomly turning a specific term into an acronym is a great way to make it seem like you're more familiar with a subject than you actually are. I've been doing this for years.

I've often done this with my roommate when she asks me a question about something I don't really know that well; but, as soon as I take the topic and make an acronym out of it, in almost the exact way LB does, she'll believe almost anything I say about it.

Try it on a date!

Oh, you mean RTASTIAA?

.....Perfektion

Oh, SKMDC.

How often does an Achewood strip have a regular punchline?

Not often.

Dammit I laughed so hard at this strip that I bent over and whacked the TV/VIDEO button on the remote with my nose and The Matrix disappeared.

What did you say?

somebody already beat them to it.