deimosrising
+21 -0
It really peaks on disk 4, disk 5 is kind of an anticlimax.
It really peaks on disk 4, disk 5 is kind of an anticlimax.
centipede_damascus
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Disk Six is just cuddling writ in zeroes and ones.
Disk Six is just cuddling writ in zeroes and ones.
stuart
+19 -0
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shoinan
+29 -0
I'd imagine the longer Vlad's code is, hte better he does with the ladies. For example, a short code:
10 ACHIEVE ROBOT ORGASM
20 IF POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ORGASM > 0.5 GOTO 10 ELSE GOTO 30
30 SLEEP MODE
I'd imagine the longer Vlad's code is, hte better he does with the ladies. For example, a short code:
10 ACHIEVE ROBOT ORGASM
20 IF POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ORGASM > 0.5 GOTO 10 ELSE GOTO 30
30 SLEEP MODE
cpnglxynchos
+5 -0
i'm afraid that many guys are wired with that innate programming as well.
i'm afraid that many guys are wired with that innate programming as well.
mastronaut
+67 -1
oh man, Vlad codes his sexual escapades in BASIC... he seemed more like an object-oriented man to me.
set Woman.Clothinks(0);
set Woman.Legs((string)"open");
Sexy.WeAreToBeDoinkThisTonight();
oh man, Vlad codes his sexual escapades in BASIC... he seemed more like an object-oriented man to me.
set Woman.Clothinks(0);
set Woman.Legs((string)"open");
Sexy.WeAreToBeDoinkThisTonight();
thesyndicate88
+0 -0
Chubbied for getting Vlad's pronunciation perfect.
Chubbied for getting Vlad's pronunciation perfect.
ghede
+0 -0
What language is that? I've not encountered a language you need to cast a string literal before. Or is that just a style thing?
What language is that? I've not encountered a language you need to cast a string literal before. Or is that just a style thing?
mastronaut
+0 -0
I was thinking of Java when I wrote it, but I forgot the syntax a little bit.
I was thinking of Java when I wrote it, but I forgot the syntax a little bit.
ghede
+1 -0
Yeah, it looks like Java, and the syntax is valid. The (string) is unnecessary, but it would still work.
Yeah, it looks like Java, and the syntax is valid. The (string) is unnecessary, but it would still work.
riazm
+8 -0
Ha ha you guys are nerds!!!
...I am also a nerd, can we be friends? I like genetic algorithms, microarchitecture design and my favourite editor is EMACS.
My turn offs are people who talk on the phone and my turn ons are buckling spring keyboards and rock hard cat cock.
Ha ha you guys are nerds!!!
...I am also a nerd, can we be friends? I like genetic algorithms, microarchitecture design and my favourite editor is EMACS.
My turn offs are people who talk on the phone and my turn ons are buckling spring keyboards and rock hard cat cock.
tellumo
+1 -0
Let's hear it for buckling-spring keyboards. It's a pity they don't make the IBM Model M keyboard in a USB variant. I need to choose between a sturdy keyboard with which you can knock out like a dozen strong men and spill a pint of rye into it before it even starts to get a little dodgy, but that has an ancient 1970s DIN plug on it and a keyboard with a USB connector (which, let's face it, has been the standard for the better part of a decade) but that has that cheesy plastic-dome stuff going on and is made by people who think that you'll be buying a new one within the year anyway.
Let's hear it for buckling-spring keyboards. It's a pity they don't make the IBM Model M keyboard in a USB variant. I need to choose between a sturdy keyboard with which you can knock out like a dozen strong men and spill a pint of rye into it before it even starts to get a little dodgy, but that has an ancient 1970s DIN plug on it and a keyboard with a USB connector (which, let's face it, has been the standard for the better part of a decade) but that has that cheesy plastic-dome stuff going on and is made by people who think that you'll be buying a new one within the year anyway.
belgand
+1 -0
Why do you need USB? I've been using the same keyboard since '95. So what if it needs an AT->ATX adapter. It works and it doesn't have any damn Windows key.
Why do you need USB? I've been using the same keyboard since '95. So what if it needs an AT->ATX adapter. It works and it doesn't have any damn Windows key.
mirzabah
+0 -0
So I read this, and I Google IBM Model M, and I find out that I have this keyboard. I have had it for years and always loved it, and now I love it even more. Thanks for being the instrument of my illumination.
So I read this, and I Google IBM Model M, and I find out that I have this keyboard. I have had it for years and always loved it, and now I love it even more. Thanks for being the instrument of my illumination.
fancyrat
+0 -0
Chubbied for the effort. And the beauty .
Chubbied for the effort. And the beauty .
laserblade
+1 -0
Well, if it were capitalized, yeah.
Well, if it were capitalized, yeah.
tessebatt
+0 -0
One thing I love about Achewood's East-European robot character* is that it brings about comments like these.
*Vlad
One thing I love about Achewood's East-European robot character* is that it brings about comments like these.
*Vlad
mnemodomi
+2 -0
in between push 1 and push 2 there is a peek though
in between push 1 and push 2 there is a peek though
greyfield
+0 -0
I have to wonder... how does he deal with changing disks mid-coitus?
"Oh, oh, hank on baby, disk stuck. Do you have paperclip?"
I have to wonder... how does he deal with changing disks mid-coitus?
"Oh, oh, hank on baby, disk stuck. Do you have paperclip?"
cryptfiend85
+9 -0
Robot relations are complicated by media format incompatibility. Dudes with floppies are at a disadvantage in an age where the USB drive is favored and Bluetooth is the lingua franca.
Robot relations are complicated by media format incompatibility. Dudes with floppies are at a disadvantage in an age where the USB drive is favored and Bluetooth is the lingua franca.
j_a_s_e
+2 -0
I think Vlad would pack an external hard-drive. He [i]is[i/] the Make Out King after all.
I think Vlad would pack an external hard-drive. He [i]is[i/] the Make Out King after all.
killerlimpet
+7 -0
Oh Vlad baby, you make me feel so Turing complete...
Oh Vlad baby, you make me feel so Turing complete...
lacrimus
+21 -0
Dudes with floppies are always at a disadvantage, robot or no.
Dudes with floppies are always at a disadvantage, robot or no.
stuart
+7 -0
Bluetooth is the robot equivalent of a hippy fuck fest
Bluetooth is the robot equivalent of a hippy fuck fest
k_buttsworthe
+3 -0
sometimes they do it via IM. there are some specialized emoticons you can buy.
sometimes they do it via IM. there are some specialized emoticons you can buy.
cpnglxynchos
+3 -0
only $10k up front.
only $10k up front.
vreeeee
+3 -0
do what i did
do what i did
saint
+4 -0
many get it on the wireless way...many. and the orgasm sounds more like a bunch of popups at once.
many get it on the wireless way...many. and the orgasm sounds more like a bunch of popups at once.
suprememongoose
+0 -0
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zefiel
+0 -0
What is Norris about to kick in the moster? a Monkey with Nunchaku?
What is Norris about to kick in the moster? a Monkey with Nunchaku?
pohlhoud
+4 -0
It looks like something you would see...
on a CRAZY SUNDAY!
It looks like something you would see...
on a CRAZY SUNDAY!
jonnay
+0 -0
Boy, was that ever a crazy Sunday!
Boy, was that ever a crazy Sunday!
ttagxamm
+0 -0
I do not understand why have been lamed so often for pointing this out, and alas, have given out all of my chubbies for this page. But you are correct; that is a movie I would add to my Netflix queue as fast as kung fu.
I do not understand why have been lamed so often for pointing this out, and alas, have given out all of my chubbies for this page. But you are correct; that is a movie I would add to my Netflix queue as fast as kung fu.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
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closefriend
+3 -0
I wonder if it bothers Vlad that all the younger guys are packing 3.5" when he's still waving around 5.25".
I wonder if it bothers Vlad that all the younger guys are packing 3.5" when he's still waving around 5.25".
bixschmix
+3 -0
It's not the size of the drive, it's the formatting.
It's not the size of the drive, it's the formatting.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Size does matter.
Size does matter.
f1shst1ck
+0 -0
I would pay to watch crazy sunday
I would pay to watch crazy sunday
bc9b89
+0 -0
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i_love_kate
+0 -0
ZOMG.
No.
ZOMG.
No.
envika
+0 -1
Who's Olmstead? Is he the same guy as Onstad?
Who's Olmstead? Is he the same guy as Onstad?
snowman
+2 -0
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Olmstead"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Olmstead"
lahnnabell
+1 -0
I bet it's all about Chuck Norris trying to have a quiet day off from kickin' ass, but lo and behold, trouble's abrewin'. Even on a Sunday. Apparently it's also monkey trouble, by the looks of the poster. Ugh. Perhaps it's one of those tough guy turned big softie films. The Pacifier much? Chuck Norris wouldn't, would he?
I bet it's all about Chuck Norris trying to have a quiet day off from kickin' ass, but lo and behold, trouble's abrewin'. Even on a Sunday. Apparently it's also monkey trouble, by the looks of the poster. Ugh. Perhaps it's one of those tough guy turned big softie films. The Pacifier much? Chuck Norris wouldn't, would he?
cameasiam
+2 -0
Man, I lost discs 2 through 5. Life.
Man, I lost discs 2 through 5. Life.
mastronaut
+1 -0
I gamble, I lose!
I gamble, I lose!
slimpickens
+2 -0
Don't worry brochacho, I'm sure Vlad can copy that floppy.
Don't worry brochacho, I'm sure Vlad can copy that floppy.
mattylite
+0 -0
Rhyming: IT'S FRIKKIN AWESOME
Rhyming: IT'S FRIKKIN AWESOME
windfish
+0 -0
I must be a robot, 'cause that's how I get it on.
I must be a robot, 'cause that's how I get it on.
agentj
+15 -0
Crazy Sunday II: This Time It's Monday
Crazy Sunday II: This Time It's Monday
heccibiggs
+0 -0
You're a genius.
You're a genius.
tekende
+0 -0
Your avatar is freaking me out. I don't know if it's you or not, but it looks like my girlfriend.
Your avatar is freaking me out. I don't know if it's you or not, but it looks like my girlfriend.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
It is me, and I'm pretty sure I'm not your girlfriend.
Um, here's another picture of me . Do I look anything like her there?
It is me, and I'm pretty sure I'm not your girlfriend.
Um, here's another picture of me . Do I look anything like her there?
tekende
+0 -0
No, not really. Thank you, this is less freaky now.
No, not really. Thank you, this is less freaky now.
zapatos
+0 -0
This could maybe be a pickup line?
This could maybe be a pickup line?
tekende
+0 -0
Yeah, I'm thinking no.
Yeah, I'm thinking no.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Actually my friend told me about this time she was in a club with mirrors all over the place, and some guy said to her "Hey have you seen my girlfriend?" and she was all "Uhh no?" and he dragged her to the nearest mirror and pointed at her reflection and went "Oh look there she is!".
So it's not that crazy of a theory.
Actually my friend told me about this time she was in a club with mirrors all over the place, and some guy said to her "Hey have you seen my girlfriend?" and she was all "Uhh no?" and he dragged her to the nearest mirror and pointed at her reflection and went "Oh look there she is!".
So it's not that crazy of a theory.
zapatos
+0 -0
It'd be crazy if one expected it to work.
It'd be crazy if one expected it to work.
rational
+4 -0
SIX TIMES?
SIX TIMES?
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Was this reference pre-all the chuck norris jokes?
Was this reference pre-all the chuck norris jokes?
libelandslander
+0 -0
Yeah dude, Chuck Norris Facts appeared around 2005. In 2002 the internet was had more like... uhh...
Damn, there's a big gap in my memory. I don't remember what came in between the All Your Base/Hamsterdance era and the Lolcats/Chuck Norris Facts era.
Screaming ghoul faces?
Yeah dude, Chuck Norris Facts appeared around 2005. In 2002 the internet was had more like... uhh...
Damn, there's a big gap in my memory. I don't remember what came in between the All Your Base/Hamsterdance era and the Lolcats/Chuck Norris Facts era.
Screaming ghoul faces?
hateandwar
+0 -0
Tourettes Guy.
Tourettes Guy.
deusoma
+1 -0
God damn did I ever hate screaming ghoul faces. To this day I get close-happy if a flash does absolutely nothing for more than two seconds.
God damn did I ever hate screaming ghoul faces. To this day I get close-happy if a flash does absolutely nothing for more than two seconds.
dancemanleo
+0 -0
i always wondered myself as to the getting ons of robots
i always wondered myself as to the getting ons of robots
conorkampbell
+0 -0
Tomorrow at the cinema:
Chuck Norris in:
"Moderate Monday"
Tomorrow at the cinema:
Chuck Norris in:
"Moderate Monday"
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My feelings on this asset are Pro