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Page from Beef's Zine Wednesday, May 31, 2006 • read strip Viewing 31 comments:

"Well maybe I do, let's see."

I love you Roast Beef.

DO NOT TRY TO MAKE A BULLSHIT SUNRISE.

IT IS NOT GOOD TO DRINK.

Some friends and I tried, and it went really damn well. I forget what was in it, but Cuervo was a main component.

Substituting triple sec for grenadine can produce such as a Ghetto Sunrise for emergencies.

It is reasons such as this that I now attempt to keep a respectable decency bar in my home at all times.

This is a sound policy.

My zines I ordered better be in with my dang post tomorrow or I will be hell of pissed off

I think plantation owners also wrote "Happy Birthday"

and "Heart and Soul"

And "Ebony and Ivory".

"Work together through sla-ve-ry!"

Ray answers the questions pretty much like Miles David did in many of his interviews conducted by white people.

By Miled I mean Miles. Sorry.

MILES DAVIS. Not David.

that's what you get for trying to type while drinking Bullshit Sunrises...

What airline does one get 50 cL bottles of booze? Talk about getting airsick.

What airline does not. Is what I'm asking you.

God, 7 months ago madnes. Learn the metric system from a book and then apply that knowledge!

A comment left by heavymetaljesus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, cameasiam, ShiroBen, decagon, yellowcardigan, coffeecoaster)

I believe there is.

uhh...?

"Hold on, I'm writing this down" reminds me of looking into two mirrors facing each other and seeing the endless reflections of yourself.

i can see how this would make so much sense.

I like to think that Beef, while searching for a name for his 'zine, asked Ray what he thought, and "man why you even got to do a thing" was the response.

The only thing that makes me lose respect for Ray is his love of Hip-Hop.

Also, Bullshit Sunrise is a wonderful drink, don't believe the hype.

The only thing that makes me lose respect for you is the fact that you lost respect Ray because of his love of hip-hop.

redmange carefully sips on his tequila and tang and considers that which is hoi polloi

"Chopsticks" was written by an adolescent girl named Euphemia Allen under the name "Arthur de Lulli because she felt a lady-composer would not be taken seriously. Golly, how much did Euphemia want to be taken seriously.

She probably shouldn't have written Chopsticks then.

Its sort of a shame that Onstad hates hip hop so much. Judging hip hop on the basis of the mainstream stuff you have heard is like hating on rock music because nickelback are awful.

So did anyone ever come to a conclusion as to whether Bullshit Sunrises are good or not? Cause damn I'd like to drink one just for the sick name.

While reading this strip, all I could think of was how out of place Ray's words seemed transcribed like this.

Then I realised everything he says I have read from speech bubbles.

Such is the power to immerse of Achewood.