mortshire
+4 -0
reminds me of that scene in me and you and everyone we know:
))<>((
i would actually find that kisses line endearing in a naive way.
reminds me of that scene in me and you and everyone we know:
))<>((
i would actually find that kisses line endearing in a naive way.
relaxing
+0 -0
Best diss on gallery curators ever.
Best diss on gallery curators ever.
ambala
+0 -0
that line makes me ten kinds of uncomfortable.
that line makes me ten kinds of uncomfortable.
stuart
+19 -0
I fuckin' dare you to enumerate them.
I fuckin' dare you to enumerate them.
woodenteeth
+4 -0
1. Anne, 2. Jody, 3. Joanne, 4. Katy, 5. Crystal, 6. Starla, 7. Candy, 8. Jugs McGee, 9. Sis, 10. That one junky under the bridge that one last time.
1. Anne, 2. Jody, 3. Joanne, 4. Katy, 5. Crystal, 6. Starla, 7. Candy, 8. Jugs McGee, 9. Sis, 10. That one junky under the bridge that one last time.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
way to make me feel insecure at only having one person on my list... /projection
way to make me feel insecure at only having one person on my list... /projection
woodenteeth
+0 -0
You've only long-deep-kissed-with-your-eyes-wide-open once?! What a tragic life you lead.
You've only long-deep-kissed-with-your-eyes-wide-open once?! What a tragic life you lead.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
Huge scared eyes.
Huge scared eyes.
f1shst1ck
+0 -0
Eyes wide open, good old Lyle
Eyes wide open, good old Lyle
epicurus
+30 -0
Do chicks really dig that? My eyes are always closed because I imagine that it is an apatosaurus (rar!) because think how cool!
Do chicks really dig that? My eyes are always closed because I imagine that it is an apatosaurus (rar!) because think how cool!
jlynes
+5 -0
I dare you to tell your lady-friend that you are imagining her as a 40-ton sauropod.
I'll be able to hear the slap from here to find out if you've won.
I dare you to tell your lady-friend that you are imagining her as a 40-ton sauropod.
I'll be able to hear the slap from here to find out if you've won.
jaiden
+1 -0
It's hard to tell if Lyle is trying to sabotage Teodor, or if he's just really weird about making out.
It's hard to tell if Lyle is trying to sabotage Teodor, or if he's just really weird about making out.
zedpower
+1 -0
My money's on sabotage.
My money's on sabotage.
farqussus
+0 -0
Yeah. Not that hard. It's Lyle.
Yeah. Not that hard. It's Lyle.
rowboat
+0 -1
I must be some kind of rube, but Lyle seems more genuinely helpful than ever, here. I mean, I'm sitting here reading this and I know....but if I'm Téodor, I think Lyle catches me with my guard down, here. Bad for me. If I'm Téodor.
I must be some kind of rube, but Lyle seems more genuinely helpful than ever, here. I mean, I'm sitting here reading this and I know....but if I'm Téodor, I think Lyle catches me with my guard down, here. Bad for me. If I'm Téodor.
quarantine
+0 -0
Who would ever take romantic advice from Lyle?
Who would ever take romantic advice from Lyle?
hcaz
+0 -0
Oh man, I remember when I had just started high school and we were at some silly school dance when one of my good friends went at it with some chick just like that for about ten minutes straight. It was painful to watch and this strip brings back those painful memories. Oh, baby.
Oh man, I remember when I had just started high school and we were at some silly school dance when one of my good friends went at it with some chick just like that for about ten minutes straight. It was painful to watch and this strip brings back those painful memories. Oh, baby.
ph3r
+0 -0
The question is - what did Teodor say last time that's a decent lead-in to long deep kisses?
This question shall haunt me forever.
The question is - what did Teodor say last time that's a decent lead-in to long deep kisses?
This question shall haunt me forever.
berami
+0 -0
I'm kind of surprised that Lyle has any sort of idea how to sweet-talk a lady. I'm even more surprised Teodor is willing to listen to him.
I'm kind of surprised that Lyle has any sort of idea how to sweet-talk a lady. I'm even more surprised Teodor is willing to listen to him.
Surprisingly, this is an effective tactic for use on certain strains of woman.
Try to open your eyes as wide as you can and pretend to have a seizure.
i'm going to try that, honestly
Let us know how that works out.
I tries this.
I did NOT get fresh with that tactic.
Works well enough...
But then the girl I exchange saliva with only likes me cos I share her fascination with serial killers.
I just do it. They only find out that I'm doing it if they peek.
hear hear
Crazy women?
Haha, did you refer to women as "strains", much like a virus?
It makes me a little paranoid that I would be referred to as such.
It seems unlikely that women are a virus. The only known inoculations against women are being too close to your mother as a child and possibly watching too many gladiator movies. And even that's uncertain.
This reminds me of a review of Aliens Vs. Predator I read in a college paper. The review referred to the movie as a "new strain of suck."
I would like to suggest that this strain infiltrated and decimated what seemed like quite a clever premise.
Don't worry, ive had my vaccinations.
The Vaccine is still in the Prepatory Stages.