straw
+1 -0
And here comes the Kazenzakis family. Nothing like meth and wedding cake.
And here comes the Kazenzakis family. Nothing like meth and wedding cake.
helter
+2 -0
Well, they're not coming any more. That was kind of the point, I think.
Well, they're not coming any more. That was kind of the point, I think.
fineoakstructure
+15 -0
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
somewhere in this town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
somewhere in this town
shinkicka
+0 -1
Sounds like the first verse of a very exciting ballad.
Sounds like the first verse of a very exciting ballad.
fallow_fields
+0 -1
[url = https://www.metrolyrics.com/jailbreak-lyrics-thin-lizzy.html]oh, it is[/url]
[url = https://www.metrolyrics.com/jailbreak-lyrics-thin-lizzy.html]oh, it is[/url]
tellumo
+1 -0
I never got that "somewhere in this town" business. It's a jail break, so it pretty much has to happen at the jail , right?
I never got that "somewhere in this town" business. It's a jail break, so it pretty much has to happen at the jail , right?
loneal
+6 -0
The members of Thin Lizzy are so tough that they live in a town with multiple jails.
The members of Thin Lizzy are so tough that they live in a town with multiple jails.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
The members of Thin Lizzy are so tough that they live in multiple jails.
Wait, what?
The members of Thin Lizzy are so tough that they live in multiple jails.
Wait, what?
stereo
+3 -0
The members of Thin Lizzy's members are so tough that they have been known to break concrete blocks. Which is why they need to be in multiple jails. Matroshka jails, if you will.
The members of Thin Lizzy's members are so tough that they have been known to break concrete blocks. Which is why they need to be in multiple jails. Matroshka jails, if you will.
kickstart
+1 -1
The jail is a metaphor. They're breaking out of their ordinary, stifling lives.
Or, what loneal said ;-)
The jail is a metaphor. They're breaking out of their ordinary, stifling lives.
Or, what loneal said ;-)
octafish
+0 -0
... and in accordance with my nationality I feel compelled to rebut this with the fact that Showbiz will make it out with a bullet in his back!
... and in accordance with my nationality I feel compelled to rebut this with the fact that Showbiz will make it out with a bullet in his back!
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
ALL IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY
ALL IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY
grayestnova
+1 -0
Never mind Ray, although we still love him, I am thinking that Roast Beef is the sort of cat that Gets Things Done.
Never mind Ray, although we still love him, I am thinking that Roast Beef is the sort of cat that Gets Things Done.
werthog42
+0 -0
Awesome plan, yadda yadda yadda. What I want to know is, who's Corliss Kazenzakis?
Awesome plan, yadda yadda yadda. What I want to know is, who's Corliss Kazenzakis?
audhumla
+5 -2
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06302005
Beef's mother.
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06302005
Beef's mother.
straw
+8 -1
Copy and paste is too much effort!
Beef's mother .
Copy and paste is too much effort!
Beef's mother .
tipist
+0 -0
BUT YOU TOTALLY HAD TO COPY AND PASTE IN ORDER TO CREATE THIS BBCODE LINK!
BUT YOU TOTALLY HAD TO COPY AND PASTE IN ORDER TO CREATE THIS BBCODE LINK!
sncether
+2 -0
Straw died so that we might live.
Don't want to fall asleep, cause I'll miss you, babe ...
and I don't want to miss a thing.
Straw died so that we might live.
Don't want to fall asleep, cause I'll miss you, babe ...
and I don't want to miss a thing.
cromar
+0 -0
NOOOO... not Aerosmith! ::head explodes::
NOOOO... not Aerosmith! ::head explodes::
kamet
+0 -0
Totally creepy.. I had that song in my head last night.
Totally creepy.. I had that song in my head last night.
sirhan_duran
+0 -0
I spent a little while wondering what Jesus had to do with Aerosmith
I spent a little while wondering what Jesus had to do with Aerosmith
autrepoupee
+1 -0
hello everybody *hic* i'm roast beefese's mom
NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE
hello everybody *hic* i'm roast beefese's mom
NOW WHERE'S THAT CAKE
orvel
+1 -0
Insulting Beef's mother is not a cool thing to do.
Insulting Beef's mother is not a cool thing to do.
gormster
+0 -0
A comment left by gormster was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by CatJumpJohn, cmjhogan, Gumfish, Flaaron, scramblesthedog)
A comment left by gormster was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by CatJumpJohn, cmjhogan, Gumfish, Flaaron, scramblesthedog)
gormster
+1 -0
ah, what? god damn assetbar, bringing democracy to humour.
ah, what? god damn assetbar, bringing democracy to humour.
midgetron
+0 -0
for what it's worth, I thought it was a pretty alright thing to say.
for what it's worth, I thought it was a pretty alright thing to say.
ttagxamm
+0 -1
On the off chance you're making an [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvZlcsXylc"]MST3K reference[/url], autrepoupee...
Tee-hee-hee, she's high!
How shocking! Terrible! Dreadful!
On the off chance you're making an [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvZlcsXylc"]MST3K reference[/url], autrepoupee...
Tee-hee-hee, she's high!
How shocking! Terrible! Dreadful!
autrepoupee
+0 -0
Haha, absolutely that was what I was referencing.
Credit has to be given to Jimmy's mom though, that was a very nice hat that she was showing off.
Haha, absolutely that was what I was referencing.
Credit has to be given to Jimmy's mom though, that was a very nice hat that she was showing off.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
I don't know man, there's a pretty good chance she isn't making bail either (drug law varies from state to state). Maybe the wedding can be captured on closed circuit television and wired to their respective jail cells.
I don't know man, there's a pretty good chance she isn't making bail either (drug law varies from state to state). Maybe the wedding can be captured on closed circuit television and wired to their respective jail cells.
brian
+6 -0
Not with my tax dollars!
Not with my tax dollars!
kickstart
+12 -0
Hoppy Bunny the Libertarian - coming soon to FoxNewz4Kidz
Hoppy Bunny the Libertarian - coming soon to FoxNewz4Kidz
whoisspain
+14 -0
Every time he hops, a Laffer Curve is formed.
Every time he hops, a Laffer Curve is formed.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
A comment left by comrade_tom was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by subtilior, sirhan_duran, Doc_Rostov, Wolfslice)
A comment left by comrade_tom was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by subtilior, sirhan_duran, Doc_Rostov, Wolfslice)
audhumla
+0 -0
this is the Best Post and needs more chubbies
this is the Best Post and needs more chubbies
gmm
+0 -0
His name is Brian. He's a rabbit you can really trust, what with having a name like Brian.
His name is Brian. He's a rabbit you can really trust, what with having a name like Brian.
sirhan_duran
+0 -0
a friend of mine would hate you forever for using libertarian and fox news in the same sentence
hate you forever
never stop
a friend of mine would hate you forever for using libertarian and fox news in the same sentence
hate you forever
never stop
straw
+2 -0
While it is true that some libertarians are more concerned with the fiscal conservatism often espoused on select, precious few shows on FoxNews that at least talk in a straight line rather than the social liberalism that has come to hallmark more rational ( reasonable? ) libertarians as of late, this characterization that since libertarians share, sometimes quite vocally, one issue with the GOP (and, really, no issues with the neo-cons that have come to dominate the party), they must share them all, something that most certainly invokes great ire from many if not all. I assure you, speaking only on my own behalf, that I do not nor would ever dream of owning a tshirt that thinks highly of the opinions of either Geraldo or Anne Coulter. Quite the opposite!
While it is true that some libertarians are more concerned with the fiscal conservatism often espoused on select, precious few shows on FoxNews that at least talk in a straight line rather than the social liberalism that has come to hallmark more rational ( reasonable? ) libertarians as of late, this characterization that since libertarians share, sometimes quite vocally, one issue with the GOP (and, really, no issues with the neo-cons that have come to dominate the party), they must share them all, something that most certainly invokes great ire from many if not all. I assure you, speaking only on my own behalf, that I do not nor would ever dream of owning a tshirt that thinks highly of the opinions of either Geraldo or Anne Coulter. Quite the opposite!
tekende
+1 -1
That was a very good pun you made there, straw. Good post in general here, but an excellent pun.
That was a very good pun you made there, straw. Good post in general here, but an excellent pun.
straw
+0 -0
Thank you, tekende! Appreciated, as always. I'll let this serve as a vchub.
Thank you, tekende! Appreciated, as always. I'll let this serve as a vchub.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Well, to be fair, she's less a drunk and more a methhead, so it'd be more helloeveryoneimroatsbeefsmomnowwheresthatcake WILL SOMEONE FUCK ME PLEASE ineedcaketocalmdownshitFUCKineedsomethingtotakethisfuckingEDGEoffFUCK!
Well, to be fair, she's less a drunk and more a methhead, so it'd be more helloeveryoneimroatsbeefsmomnowwheresthatcake WILL SOMEONE FUCK ME PLEASE ineedcaketocalmdownshitFUCKineedsomethingtotakethisfuckingEDGEoffFUCK!
spinynorman
+7 -0
you don't have to be a meth head to periodically shout "will someone fuck me please"
you don't have to be a meth head to periodically shout "will someone fuck me please"
king_duncan
+4 -0
...but it helps!
...but it helps!
whoisspain
+0 -0
You have the air of experience there, spinynorman.
You have the air of experience there, spinynorman.
spinynorman
+1 -0
People often mistake me for a hobo, bellowing random things into the street, but no, seriously, someone needs to get all up in this and I am honestly asking.
People often mistake me for a hobo, bellowing random things into the street, but no, seriously, someone needs to get all up in this and I am honestly asking.
spinynorman
+8 -0
IT'S A WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK NORMAN FRIDAY
IT'S A WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK NORMAN FRIDAY
cromar
+0 -0
Sure!
Sure!
kickstart
+1 -0
and all this time I thought you were basically hip-deep in it, all "Ladies, please, one at a time."
and all this time I thought you were basically hip-deep in it, all "Ladies, please, one at a time."
irondave
+0 -0
Yeah, I saw the whole thing during handface weekend and I think ol' Norman is indulging in a little false modesty. I bet he has to carry a pistol to keep the ladies away long enough to get some sleep.
Yeah, I saw the whole thing during handface weekend and I think ol' Norman is indulging in a little false modesty. I bet he has to carry a pistol to keep the ladies away long enough to get some sleep.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Eh, I get by. The girlfriend's out of town for the weekend, and it's my birthday on Sunday, so the sentiment is not entirely untrue.
Eh, I get by. The girlfriend's out of town for the weekend, and it's my birthday on Sunday, so the sentiment is not entirely untrue.
cromar
+0 -0
Does that mean that... that you are rejecting my loves??
Does that mean that... that you are rejecting my loves??
sncether
+3 -0
In Cromar life, there been heartache and pain.
Cromar don't know ... if Cromar can face it again.
Cromar can't stop now; Cromar traveled so far
To change this lonely life ...
CROMAR WANT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! WANT LITTLE MAN TO SHOW HIM!
CROMAR WANT FEEL WHAT LOVE IS! KNOW LITTLE MAN CAN SHOW HIM!
In Cromar life, there been heartache and pain.
Cromar don't know ... if Cromar can face it again.
Cromar can't stop now; Cromar traveled so far
To change this lonely life ...
CROMAR WANT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! WANT LITTLE MAN TO SHOW HIM!
CROMAR WANT FEEL WHAT LOVE IS! KNOW LITTLE MAN CAN SHOW HIM!
spinynorman
+0 -0
Well, I don't know, getting your salad tossed by a pink skull sporting a similarly colored bowler is an attractive idea.
Well, I don't know, getting your salad tossed by a pink skull sporting a similarly colored bowler is an attractive idea.
cromar
+0 -0
This should be the Photoshop contest for today's strip!
(inside)No, no it shouldn't be.
This should be the Photoshop contest for today's strip!
(inside)No, no it shouldn't be.
daidai
+29 -0
[IMGS OFF]
If you're a bad person and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap
[IMGS OFF]
If you're a bad person and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap
cromar
+0 -0
Ha ha. That is awesome.
Ha ha. That is awesome.
cromar
+3 -0
Roast beef is all jealous.
Roast beef is all jealous.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
clap.
clap.
bixschmix
+0 -0
(now you have the)
(now you have the)
hamscout
+0 -0
(fall into the...)
(fall into the...)
morypcaina
+1 -0
(3 minute Steve Howe guitar solo)
(3 minute Steve Howe guitar solo)
cromar
+0 -0
Man I would feel a little sad if people are just chubbying this 'cause they hate me. Tee hee.
Man I would feel a little sad if people are just chubbying this 'cause they hate me. Tee hee.
cromar
+0 -0
Not to detract from daidai's brilliant execution.
Fuck I am talking to myself again.
Not to detract from daidai's brilliant execution.
Fuck I am talking to myself again.
envika
+1 -0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPINYNORMAN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPINYNORMAN
maximus
+0 -0
I am preparing myself for the true saddest thing.
At least cartoon meth mouth can't look nearly as bad as the real thing
I am preparing myself for the true saddest thing.
At least cartoon meth mouth can't look nearly as bad as the real thing
tellumo
+0 -0
Meth mouth makes mountain dew mouth look like perfect dentition.
Meth mouth makes mountain dew mouth look like perfect dentition.
autrepoupee
+3 -0
the couple of times I managed to squirrel Mountain Dew into the house as a kid, my mother would just scream and scream about the future of my teeth. I am unable to fall asleep without brushing them three times.
Thanks for the memories, tullumo. Thanks for the neurosis, mom.
the couple of times I managed to squirrel Mountain Dew into the house as a kid, my mother would just scream and scream about the future of my teeth. I am unable to fall asleep without brushing them three times.
Thanks for the memories, tullumo. Thanks for the neurosis, mom.
theirateturk
+7 -0
When I found out that my baby teeth were not permanent, I stopped brushing my teeth for about six years.
When I found out that my baby teeth were not permanent, I stopped brushing my teeth for about six years.
jonmw
+1 -0
I would like more children to be at least that clever, but a lot less stinky-breathed.
I would like more children to be at least that clever, but a lot less stinky-breathed.
whoisspain
+11 -0
With kids though, that's a talent , something to be admired by your peers for. Maybe the kid falls in with a group of awkward yet lovable misfits and gets a nickname like "Stinkbreath" or "Halitosis Hal" or if they are aware of irony, "Minty". Maybe they have a number of hilarious adventures together where they seek treasure, avoid girls, or track down criminals. Maybe they can get together, later, with decent paying jobs, kids of their own, and health insurance, and reminisce about times that once were, except for Angry Jimbo, who got stabbed up bad in that bar fight 10 years back.
I'd like to think so.
With kids though, that's a talent , something to be admired by your peers for. Maybe the kid falls in with a group of awkward yet lovable misfits and gets a nickname like "Stinkbreath" or "Halitosis Hal" or if they are aware of irony, "Minty". Maybe they have a number of hilarious adventures together where they seek treasure, avoid girls, or track down criminals. Maybe they can get together, later, with decent paying jobs, kids of their own, and health insurance, and reminisce about times that once were, except for Angry Jimbo, who got stabbed up bad in that bar fight 10 years back.
I'd like to think so.
daidai
+4 -0
Ah, Minty. Great guy. Too bad how he ended up -- with 5 other guys in a two-person townhome, all six working at the same Taco Bell.
Ah, Minty. Great guy. Too bad how he ended up -- with 5 other guys in a two-person townhome, all six working at the same Taco Bell.
theirateturk
+2 -0
In Australia they call bald people Curly. I like Australia.
In Australia they call bald people Curly. I like Australia.
phy
+0 -0
Australia, where the national sense of humor trends towards "Stoogesque".
(That's good!)
Australia, where the national sense of humor trends towards "Stoogesque".
(That's good!)
whoisspain
+1 -0
nyuknyuknyuk
nyuknyuknyuk
solobuttons
+1 -0
And red-heads are called Blue. Or they were, once. Now they're always called Rangas.
And red-heads are called Blue. Or they were, once. Now they're always called Rangas.
hellofditties
+0 -0
But rangas aren't a race Jonah.
But rangas aren't a race Jonah.
darleen
+0 -0
So that's how you spell "Rangas"! Always wondered about that. Thanks solobuttons! :D
So that's how you spell "Rangas"! Always wondered about that. Thanks solobuttons! :D
gormster
+0 -0
solobuttons: the resource for Australian slang
solobuttons: the resource for Australian slang
octafish
+0 -0
...always, unless they are called Fanta Pants, Blood Nut, or Ginger (pronounced Ginn-gerr to rhyme with inn-fur). My favorite is Fanta Pants. Fanta in Australia was until recently exclusively orange.
...always, unless they are called Fanta Pants, Blood Nut, or Ginger (pronounced Ginn-gerr to rhyme with inn-fur). My favorite is Fanta Pants. Fanta in Australia was until recently exclusively orange.
margargaret
+0 -0
Yeah, but that can backfire on you if it turns out that you don't have a permanent tooth beneath your baby one, and the baby one just rots away into adulthood. This is why I had to have a molar pulled.
Yeah, but that can backfire on you if it turns out that you don't have a permanent tooth beneath your baby one, and the baby one just rots away into adulthood. This is why I had to have a molar pulled.
theirateturk
+0 -0
People are like racehorses I guess.
People are like racehorses I guess.
kickstart
+14 -0
yeah, we'd better just shoot 'em all
yeah, we'd better just shoot 'em all
theirateturk
+5 -0
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
hedonismbot
+3 -0
Um, they can piss for ten minutes straight?
Um, they can piss for ten minutes straight?
whoisspain
+2 -0
They make excellent glue and dogfood?
They make excellent glue and dogfood?
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
They participate in sports better under the influence of steroids?
They participate in sports better under the influence of steroids?
loneal
+0 -0
A comment left by loneal was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by randombeing, Lainestin, InspectorGadget, saucy_jack)
A comment left by loneal was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by randombeing, Lainestin, InspectorGadget, saucy_jack)
kickstart
+15 -1
you gotta admit, it is way more humane than the WNBA
you gotta admit, it is way more humane than the WNBA
hedonismbot
+0 -0
HA!
HA!
margargaret
+0 -0
What the hell dogs. What about my teeth?
What the hell dogs. What about my teeth?
blueshoc12
+1 -0
What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
kamet
+0 -0
(VCHUB)
(VCHUB)
kickstart
+0 -0
blueschoc give *good* snoo-snoo
blueschoc give *good* snoo-snoo
count_drunkula
+1 -0
Thank you kickstart, I didn't know it was possible to snarf air until I read this.
Thank you kickstart, I didn't know it was possible to snarf air until I read this.
falseprophet
+1 -0
And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
cromar
+0 -0
The lyrics to that song are hella weird. That was my jam when I was seeing this one girl... prolly should have realized it was doomed at that point!
The lyrics to that song are hella weird. That was my jam when I was seeing this one girl... prolly should have realized it was doomed at that point!
hellofditties
+0 -0
Given that our blood is just like the Atlantic, of course.
Given that our blood is just like the Atlantic, of course.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
falseprophet, I generally enjoy your posts anyway, but--for whatever reason--that particular one activated some dormant nostalgia dragon in my head. He made a victory lap in my soul and then burst into flame and evaporated with a bright flash.
It was pretty intense.
falseprophet, I generally enjoy your posts anyway, but--for whatever reason--that particular one activated some dormant nostalgia dragon in my head. He made a victory lap in my soul and then burst into flame and evaporated with a bright flash.
It was pretty intense.
autrepoupee
+1 -0
SEARCHING: nostalgia, dragon:
[IMGS OFF]
SEARCHING: nostalgia, dragon:
[IMGS OFF]
onepapertiger
+1 -0
Sisqo's record was actually spurred by inspiration upon reading falseprophet's post.
Oh god, my life is a mess. But these feelings... the Dragon has been unleashed! Everything is so clear! The Haze has lifted, I can See! Wait, yes--MUSIC. ...I must share this beauty!
(Sisqo strides across the room, flips the latch up and throws open his window) "Look out world," he bellows with cupped hands.
"Here comes Sisqo!"
Sisqo's record was actually spurred by inspiration upon reading falseprophet's post.
Oh god, my life is a mess. But these feelings... the Dragon has been unleashed! Everything is so clear! The Haze has lifted, I can See! Wait, yes--MUSIC. ...I must share this beauty!
(Sisqo strides across the room, flips the latch up and throws open his window) "Look out world," he bellows with cupped hands.
"Here comes Sisqo!"
tekende
+0 -1
The music was perfect: it was classical.
The music was perfect: it was classical.
spinynorman
+8 -0
There are two kinds of people in the world, the kind who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
There are two kinds of people in the world, the kind who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
theirateturk
+0 -0
A comment left by theirateturk was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by hedonismbot, synapse, RocketJesus)
A comment left by theirateturk was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by hedonismbot, synapse, RocketJesus)
theirateturk
+1 -2
^^^ someone chubby this because I cannot chubby myself and it is chubby worthy
tia,
~Turk
^^^ someone chubby this because I cannot chubby myself and it is chubby worthy
tia,
~Turk
hedonismbot
+4 -0
Done
Done
theirateturk
+0 -0
Thanks :)
Thanks :)
hedonismbot
+1 -0
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And like, 8 other kinds.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And like, 8 other kinds.
whoisspain
+1 -0
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who make the binary joke, and those who beat up the people who make the binary joke.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who make the binary joke, and those who beat up the people who make the binary joke.
kamet
+3 -0
Binary Solo.
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One One One!!
Binary Solo.
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One One
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero One One One One!!
whoisspain
+0 -0
If you say that again about my mother I will be forced to have words .
If you say that again about my mother I will be forced to have words .
_____________
+0 -0
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
hellofditties
+0 -0
Flight of the Conchords lyrics and also Modest mouse on the same page. What next?!
Flight of the Conchords lyrics and also Modest mouse on the same page. What next?!
comrade_tom
+0 -0
OH OH ONE! OH OH ONE!
OH OH ONE! OH OH ONE!
falseprophet
+1 -0
LOVE THEM
LOVE THEM
envika
+0 -0
m...MOIST?
m...MOIST?
darleen
+0 -0
Curses! Out of chubbies! *Wiggles fingers to give imaginary chubby*
"Look, I don't know how they do things in England-"
"New Zealand."
"Yeah, I don't give a shit."
Curses! Out of chubbies! *Wiggles fingers to give imaginary chubby*
"Look, I don't know how they do things in England-"
"New Zealand."
"Yeah, I don't give a shit."
kamet
+0 -0
Your magic mojo chubby is accepted, sweet girl.
Your magic mojo chubby is accepted, sweet girl.
anomalous3
+0 -0
chubbied for tom robbins reference
chubbied for tom robbins reference
daidai
+0 -0
I think I read somewhere that meth mouth wasn't actually caused by the drug -- but by the poor dental habits associated with it; ie soda drinking, not brushing teeth, eating only sugary fast food...
As for the whole wrinkled pus-face scabby thing -- yeah that's the meth.
I think I read somewhere that meth mouth wasn't actually caused by the drug -- but by the poor dental habits associated with it; ie soda drinking, not brushing teeth, eating only sugary fast food...
As for the whole wrinkled pus-face scabby thing -- yeah that's the meth.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
Meth and soda do go hand in hand down the road to perdition. Makes a good mix drink, too.
Meth and soda do go hand in hand down the road to perdition. Makes a good mix drink, too.
daidai
+0 -0
I wonder if they have flavored meth. I'd like that.
(nah)
I wonder if they have flavored meth. I'd like that.
(nah)
thorfinn
+1 -0
Some of the chemicals in meth break down calcium and other minerals in your body, weakening the bones and teeth. Meth mouth is an actual thing, not just poor dental hygeine.
Some of the chemicals in meth break down calcium and other minerals in your body, weakening the bones and teeth. Meth mouth is an actual thing, not just poor dental hygeine.
cromar
+0 -0
If I'm not mistaken, it's the shitty byproducts mixed in with the meth that cause some of the more serious side effects. (Mmm... ammonia!) It's not like kids who are prescribed Adderall (Amphetamine) or Desoxyn (Meth) get all fucked up with their teeth falling out and shit.
If I'm not mistaken, it's the shitty byproducts mixed in with the meth that cause some of the more serious side effects. (Mmm... ammonia!) It's not like kids who are prescribed Adderall (Amphetamine) or Desoxyn (Meth) get all fucked up with their teeth falling out and shit.
whoisspain
+0 -0
Exactly! It's because of the gin.
Exactly! It's because of the gin.
colorlessness
+0 -0
Well I'll be. I thought they had stopped making Desoxyn (I was right about that, Abbott stopped making it in 2004) but a little research reveals that other companies have taken up the torch. Thanks internet!
Well I'll be. I thought they had stopped making Desoxyn (I was right about that, Abbott stopped making it in 2004) but a little research reveals that other companies have taken up the torch. Thanks internet!
cromar
+0 -0
You... you don't have any do you?
You... you don't have any do you?
davey-boy
+2 -0
It is funny only because your avatar reminds me of every meth addict I know.
It is funny only because your avatar reminds me of every meth addict I know.
straw
+0 -0
So, know many meth addicts?
So, know many meth addicts?
davey-boy
+0 -0
Unfortunately, yes.
Unfortunately, yes.
colorlessness
+0 -0
Why stranger, I thought you had some.
See you in the parking lot.
Why stranger, I thought you had some.
See you in the parking lot.
octafish
+0 -0
P-p-p-p-p-plussssssss the c-c-c-c-c-connssssssstant g-g-g-g-g-g-grrrrrrrrriiiiiinding!
P-p-p-p-p-plussssssss the c-c-c-c-c-connssssssstant g-g-g-g-g-g-grrrrrrrrriiiiiinding!
colorlessness
+0 -0
Also if you snort it, a little more of those fun chemicals will hang around your mouth on their way from your sinuses.
Also if you snort it, a little more of those fun chemicals will hang around your mouth on their way from your sinuses.
ceokasen
+6 -0
Man, Showbiz even fails at being a villain. After yesterday's strip I'd been expecting a lead-in to some dramatic, nay, epic confrontation, possibly involving folding chairs... But I guess Showbiz is just a can't cer on society, to paraphrase Rowland.
Man, Showbiz even fails at being a villain. After yesterday's strip I'd been expecting a lead-in to some dramatic, nay, epic confrontation, possibly involving folding chairs... But I guess Showbiz is just a can't cer on society, to paraphrase Rowland.
porquechutzpah
+1 -0
see this way beefs family is set to be otherwise occupied and cant ruin his lady's big day. this could be a "gift of the magi" setup....
see this way beefs family is set to be otherwise occupied and cant ruin his lady's big day. this could be a "gift of the magi" setup....
whoper
+0 -0
You were hardly alone in expecting such a confrontation; this situation does seem rather neatly wrapped up. But then, Beef is about nothing if not understatement (well, that and depression.)
I do wonder how facing consequences on his own is going to change Showbiz, if at all; I'd imagine he'd come back into action the same old pig, but then Onstad has already bucked the readers' predictions once...
You were hardly alone in expecting such a confrontation; this situation does seem rather neatly wrapped up. But then, Beef is about nothing if not understatement (well, that and depression.)
I do wonder how facing consequences on his own is going to change Showbiz, if at all; I'd imagine he'd come back into action the same old pig, but then Onstad has already bucked the readers' predictions once...
ceokasen
+0 -0
I dunno. Guy like him, I get the feeling this is hardly the first time he's been in jail for petty crimes. So unless he somehow winds up sharing a cell with Miami and starts disparaging barbers while salad tongs are in reach, I doubt this'll qualify as life-changing.
I dunno. Guy like him, I get the feeling this is hardly the first time he's been in jail for petty crimes. So unless he somehow winds up sharing a cell with Miami and starts disparaging barbers while salad tongs are in reach, I doubt this'll qualify as life-changing.
fuckyoufriday
+2 -0
Onstad's got quite a track record of abruptly aborting what seem to be the beginnings of story arcs. He's commented in interviews that he does (or at least did) no real planning for longer stories and just goes one strip at a time. It's an understandable and often effective technique for an essentially one man operation with extremely high productivity expectations, but it does result in some jarring about faces. That's not always a bad thing; I'm still thanking my lucky stars that the lolcat story arc died peacefully in its sleep, for instance. In this case, I'm mostly just relieved that Beef will (apparently) not be further punished by his destroyed family.
Onstad's got quite a track record of abruptly aborting what seem to be the beginnings of story arcs. He's commented in interviews that he does (or at least did) no real planning for longer stories and just goes one strip at a time. It's an understandable and often effective technique for an essentially one man operation with extremely high productivity expectations, but it does result in some jarring about faces. That's not always a bad thing; I'm still thanking my lucky stars that the lolcat story arc died peacefully in its sleep, for instance. In this case, I'm mostly just relieved that Beef will (apparently) not be further punished by his destroyed family.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
Beef thinks his wedding will be peaceful because his family are all out of the picture.
Brother: jailed
Mother: jailed
Father: dead
Grandma K: uh-oh
Beef thinks his wedding will be peaceful because his family are all out of the picture.
Brother: jailed
Mother: jailed
Father: dead
Grandma K: uh-oh
u235
+0 -0
is Gramma K even still alive?
and even if she were, would she really actually leave the house for even her grandson's wedding?
is Gramma K even still alive?
and even if she were, would she really actually leave the house for even her grandson's wedding?
pogo
+5 -0
I wouldn't be so sure about Beef escaping his family. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sits on a cake.
I wouldn't be so sure about Beef escaping his family. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sits on a cake.
spinynorman
+0 -0
No way, that's when that shit begins
No way, that's when that shit begins
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
for Ray at least...
for Ray at least...
paco
+0 -0
I don't know. I like the way Beef played him, but I think all of us would have liked to see him just beat the shit outa Showbiz.
I don't know. I like the way Beef played him, but I think all of us would have liked to see him just beat the shit outa Showbiz.
chagment
+14 -1
Not me man... I dont care about Roast Beef beating asses... this strip is perfect as far as Im concerned, its such a beautiful, ridiculous plan, knowing 6 Tequizas would never be enough, knowing that when they went to the store to get more Tequizas, it would be impossible for Showbiz to not bring the pain to the produce, knowing it would only put his brother away just long enough to keep him away from the wedding, and the final police blotter twist at the end... thats exactly why I read achewood. I probably shouldnt go too far with this post, but honestly, I wish people would kind of get over the great outdoor fight.... most of achewood, and most of what i love about achewood, has nothing to do with cat on cat violence.
Not me man... I dont care about Roast Beef beating asses... this strip is perfect as far as Im concerned, its such a beautiful, ridiculous plan, knowing 6 Tequizas would never be enough, knowing that when they went to the store to get more Tequizas, it would be impossible for Showbiz to not bring the pain to the produce, knowing it would only put his brother away just long enough to keep him away from the wedding, and the final police blotter twist at the end... thats exactly why I read achewood. I probably shouldnt go too far with this post, but honestly, I wish people would kind of get over the great outdoor fight.... most of achewood, and most of what i love about achewood, has nothing to do with cat on cat violence.
anomalous3
+0 -0
Kaiser Sose!
Kaiser Sose!
phy
+29 -0
Well, yeah, but that's not how Beef seems to operate. The cat destroys with his mind. I mean hell he was put out on the killing floor, one of three thousand men, and he beat 2998 of them by telling the 2999th how .
Well, yeah, but that's not how Beef seems to operate. The cat destroys with his mind. I mean hell he was put out on the killing floor, one of three thousand men, and he beat 2998 of them by telling the 2999th how .
ceokasen
+0 -0
Well, yes, the epic confrontation needn't have been violent, as, yes, you're both absolutely right, Beef doesn't typically operate that way, but I expected there to be some more build up before Showbiz got his comeuppance.
I suppose it's my fault for even beginning to hope for major Achewood villainry that a man who can't spell "Nefarious," or, for that matter, read a clock.
Well, yes, the epic confrontation needn't have been violent, as, yes, you're both absolutely right, Beef doesn't typically operate that way, but I expected there to be some more build up before Showbiz got his comeuppance.
I suppose it's my fault for even beginning to hope for major Achewood villainry that a man who can't spell "Nefarious," or, for that matter, read a clock.
plummet
+0 -0
>Epic
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>Epic
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onepapertiger
+0 -0
Well put. Chubbied.
Well put. Chubbied.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
shit, spoke too soon: Fresh out.
V-chubbed?
shit, spoke too soon: Fresh out.
V-chubbed?
ceokasen
+0 -0
Chubbied in your honor, sir.
Chubbied in your honor, sir.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
thank you, ceokasen. I will try to remember your... devious and terrifying face.
thank you, ceokasen. I will try to remember your... devious and terrifying face.
alienlemur
+0 -0
This could not have been put better.
This could not have been put better.
binlaggin
+0 -0
Man, no. This is the stone cold strategy that won the great outdoor fight. So much more entertaining than mere beat-downs and cowboy sauce and the like.
Man, no. This is the stone cold strategy that won the great outdoor fight. So much more entertaining than mere beat-downs and cowboy sauce and the like.
dejavroom
+0 -0
Roast Beef ain't a man of raw dealings.
Roast Beef ain't a man of raw dealings.
coffeecoaster
+0 -0
We all knew that Roast Beef had hell of plan on that dude.
Because roast beef is a thinking man.
It is fitting that he opted to avoid direct confrontation.
And he is still raw .
We all knew that Roast Beef had hell of plan on that dude.
Because roast beef is a thinking man.
It is fitting that he opted to avoid direct confrontation.
And he is still raw .
maximus
+4 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
straw
+0 -0
Hahahaha, what?
Hahahaha, what?
daidai
+0 -0
man what
man what
chuvak
+0 -2
I think what you guys mean is
"LOL WUT"
I think what you guys mean is
"LOL WUT"
chuvak
+0 -0
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odei
+0 -0
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
cromar
+0 -0
YES
YES
earendil
+1 -1
Wow! I got a shiny new lame from Assetbar just to use on the lolwut pear!
Wow! I got a shiny new lame from Assetbar just to use on the lolwut pear!
overmedicated
+0 -0
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A comment left by overmedicated was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by coffeecoaster, Soulwound, Satyr)
autrepoupee
+0 -0
but they've been left b e h i n d . . .
but they've been left b e h i n d . . .
chuvak
+0 -0
A comment left by chuvak was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by odei, coffeecoaster, charchar)
A comment left by chuvak was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by odei, coffeecoaster, charchar)
yearsinhotclaws
+1 -1
Hush up, boy, I'll make it worse...
Hush up, boy, I'll make it worse...
chuvak
+0 -0
Make what worse, my neckbeard? Nothing could get any worser.
Make what worse, my neckbeard? Nothing could get any worser.
howl
+0 -0
Except your grammar.
Except your grammar.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Heh. Mocked for your grammar by a middle-schooler. That's gotta hurt.
Heh. Mocked for your grammar by a middle-schooler. That's gotta hurt.
odei
+1 -0
Taken to school in the car of pain by someone that can't even drive yet .
Taken to school in the car of pain by someone that can't even drive yet .
howl
+1 -0
Hey, I graduated! I'm a freshman.
Hey, I graduated! I'm a freshman.
maximus
+1 -0
Mystery revealed: that Christian calligraphy design site decided to disable hotlinking. Here you are:
[IMGS OFF]
Mystery revealed: that Christian calligraphy design site decided to disable hotlinking. Here you are:
[IMGS OFF]
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
... I don't think you're understanding us maximus.
We have no clue why you are posting this.
... I don't think you're understanding us maximus.
We have no clue why you are posting this.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
I think it's because these past couple comics have been about how terrible of a home life Roast Beef had? Ironically juxtaposed with this charming woodplate.
I can't speak for maximus, but that's how I took it, at least, and I lolled!
I think it's because these past couple comics have been about how terrible of a home life Roast Beef had? Ironically juxtaposed with this charming woodplate.
I can't speak for maximus, but that's how I took it, at least, and I lolled!
maximus
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
you are CORRECT, sir.
In addition, it is from the weird home calligraphy site featured in yesterday's Photoshop contest.
Continuity, man.
[IMGS OFF]
you are CORRECT, sir.
In addition, it is from the weird home calligraphy site featured in yesterday's Photoshop contest.
Continuity, man.
manvsinternet
+0 -0
We've all done this at some point in our lives.
We've all done this at some point in our lives.
sirfrederick
+0 -0
Beef is a genius.
Beef is a genius.
maximus
+1 -0
One of the cardinal rules on the Norcal Peninsula is don't mess with a man's organic produce. At Whole Foods and Andronico's they taze and ask questions later.
One of the cardinal rules on the Norcal Peninsula is don't mess with a man's organic produce. At Whole Foods and Andronico's they taze and ask questions later.
whoisspain
+0 -0
You mess with the arugula, you better be willing to face seven different kinds of shit.
You mess with the arugula, you better be willing to face seven different kinds of shit.
hamscout
+11 -0
What the devil? This banana smells like tequiza! And that awful taste!
Reginald!! I fear this banana is as artificially fertilized as my womb!
Have you been picking from the wrong bin again?!?
What the devil? This banana smells like tequiza! And that awful taste!
Reginald!! I fear this banana is as artificially fertilized as my womb!
Have you been picking from the wrong bin again?!?
featurelessvoid
+1 -1
Dammit, Corliss, don't start with that organic crap again. SPLUT! Woman, I swear to God, if you smack me with them bananas one more time, there's gonna be trouble. Now shut up and pass the meth. SPLUT!
Dammit, Corliss, don't start with that organic crap again. SPLUT! Woman, I swear to God, if you smack me with them bananas one more time, there's gonna be trouble. Now shut up and pass the meth. SPLUT!
kickstart
+5 -0
hehe at my old job we had a customer come in who had spilled wine on his PowerBook. this became known as 'The most yuppie problem ever.' Muffy, I've spilt wine on my PowerBook! That was an '87 Cabernet!
"Accidentally bit non-organic banana" I think is right up there too, for Yuppie Probs.
hehe at my old job we had a customer come in who had spilled wine on his PowerBook. this became known as 'The most yuppie problem ever.' Muffy, I've spilt wine on my PowerBook! That was an '87 Cabernet!
"Accidentally bit non-organic banana" I think is right up there too, for Yuppie Probs.
phy
+1 -0
It could get yuppier. The Powerbook could have shorted out and burned a hole in the seat of his Beemer.
It could get yuppier. The Powerbook could have shorted out and burned a hole in the seat of his Beemer.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
Your yuppie stereotypes are like 20 years out of date. Now your more accurate yuppie car would be a Mini Cooper (non-vintage) or Prius.
Your yuppie stereotypes are like 20 years out of date. Now your more accurate yuppie car would be a Mini Cooper (non-vintage) or Prius.
phy
+0 -0
A Prius, sure, but the Coop isn't much more than a step up from a Mazda3 or a Civic. If we're going for ostentatiously ecological we could place the wine-dribbling yuppie in a smart car ?
A Prius, sure, but the Coop isn't much more than a step up from a Mazda3 or a Civic. If we're going for ostentatiously ecological we could place the wine-dribbling yuppie in a smart car ?
flazisismuss
+1 -0
Awww, that's darling, but you can't get them in the USA. That would be a yuppie hit, I am sure, at least in certain zip codes in LA and SF, if they ever managed to import it here.
Awww, that's darling, but you can't get them in the USA. That would be a yuppie hit, I am sure, at least in certain zip codes in LA and SF, if they ever managed to import it here.
invidious
+0 -0
Can't get them in the USA, but you can buy them and have them shipped over to the states. There's a few smart cars zipping around the techie region where I work.
Can't get them in the USA, but you can buy them and have them shipped over to the states. There's a few smart cars zipping around the techie region where I work.
smallblackdog
+1 -0
"Can't get them in the USA, but you can buy them and have them shipped over to the states. There's a few smart cars zipping around the techie region where I work. "
You could buy one and probably mail it to the states?
"Can't get them in the USA, but you can buy them and have them shipped over to the states. There's a few smart cars zipping around the techie region where I work. "
You could buy one and probably mail it to the states?
hamscout
+1 -0
We've got a a dealership in Milwaukee...
Tiniest...showroom...ever...
We've got a a dealership in Milwaukee...
Tiniest...showroom...ever...
tauromachine
+0 -1
https://www.smartcenterboston.com/
They do exist. This one is down the street from my office. I drive past it every day. In my Prius.
https://www.smartcenterboston.com/
They do exist. This one is down the street from my office. I drive past it every day. In my Prius.
sncether
+0 -0
You guys should drag.
Pink slips, buddy!! And I don't mean the one from your job at the dot-com!
You guys should drag.
Pink slips, buddy!! And I don't mean the one from your job at the dot-com!
maximus
+3 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
comrade_tom
+0 -0
fan-fucking-tastic!
fan-fucking-tastic!
bixschmix
+0 -0
Knoxville has a bunch of them too. My... my boss bought one.
Knoxville has a bunch of them too. My... my boss bought one.
irondave
+0 -0
I meant to reply, not waste a chubby on this: I live in freaking OKLAHOMA and have seen two in use. They are not a good buy compared to say, a Toyota Yaris, but they can be had.
I meant to reply, not waste a chubby on this: I live in freaking OKLAHOMA and have seen two in use. They are not a good buy compared to say, a Toyota Yaris, but they can be had.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
I'm a little weirded out by the number of Okies on this board. I count at least four of us, and probably more. How the hell are there so many of us here? Of all the posting locations in all the world, why are there so many of us who think three dollars is a good price for wine?
I'm a little weirded out by the number of Okies on this board. I count at least four of us, and probably more. How the hell are there so many of us here? Of all the posting locations in all the world, why are there so many of us who think three dollars is a good price for wine?
irondave
+0 -0
I know of 6 OK residents (I'm a 2003 immigrant) and one TU alumna who have posted here within the past 6 months. There are almost certainly more. It's weird, alright. There is a large Facebook group of Achewood fans with OU students for Admins. Theory: Achewood is in California. California and Oklahoma have had, historically, A Thing. Therefore, many Okies like Achewood.
I know of 6 OK residents (I'm a 2003 immigrant) and one TU alumna who have posted here within the past 6 months. There are almost certainly more. It's weird, alright. There is a large Facebook group of Achewood fans with OU students for Admins. Theory: Achewood is in California. California and Oklahoma have had, historically, A Thing. Therefore, many Okies like Achewood.
skiddysmith
+0 -0
because yr dad didn't teach ya how to noodle!
because yr dad didn't teach ya how to noodle!
tekende
+0 -1
HEY. Hey.
I will have you know that I believe good prices for a glass of wine start at $4.95, good sir.
HEY. Hey.
I will have you know that I believe good prices for a glass of wine start at $4.95, good sir.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Buck fiddy for Boone's Farm.
Buck fiddy for Boone's Farm.
margargaret
+0 -0
I once came upon some Boones Farm on clearance at a Walgreens for 50 cents. I still had no desire to buy it.
I once came upon some Boones Farm on clearance at a Walgreens for 50 cents. I still had no desire to buy it.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
How odd. I've heard several people complain how much they wanted one (on account of the cuteness, not eco-friendliness) but couldn't get one. I don't understand since I like to drive fast. Perhaps the oppressive and arbitrary hand of California state gubmint prevents the importation of microcars. Either that or Oklahoma is way ahead of the curve in the importation of tiny cars, like it is with stealing basketball teams.
How odd. I've heard several people complain how much they wanted one (on account of the cuteness, not eco-friendliness) but couldn't get one. I don't understand since I like to drive fast. Perhaps the oppressive and arbitrary hand of California state gubmint prevents the importation of microcars. Either that or Oklahoma is way ahead of the curve in the importation of tiny cars, like it is with stealing basketball teams.
irondave
+2 -0
Perish the thought that you don't know what you're talking about.
Perish the thought that you don't know what you're talking about.
orvel
+0 -0
I've seen two smart cars in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We can't possibly be ahead of San Francisco on this one.
I've seen two smart cars in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We can't possibly be ahead of San Francisco on this one.
kamet
+0 -0
I have seen one in one of the smallest, po-dunkiest towns in Kansas..
I have seen one in one of the smallest, po-dunkiest towns in Kansas..
sncether
+1 -0
They're handy for driving from the crew-cab door to the tailgate on your Ford F-9000.
The Smart Car
'Cause you sure as shit hain't walkin'
They're handy for driving from the crew-cab door to the tailgate on your Ford F-9000.
The Smart Car
'Cause you sure as shit hain't walkin'
sncether
+1 -0
I am sorry people of Kansas. I know that you do not all drive enormous pickups. But indulge me and imagine a little red German smartcar rattling around in the bed of a huge, jet-black American pickup. Or strapped to the gun rack.
I am sorry people of Kansas. I know that you do not all drive enormous pickups. But indulge me and imagine a little red German smartcar rattling around in the bed of a huge, jet-black American pickup. Or strapped to the gun rack.
sncether
+2 -0
I am sorry people of Kansas. I know that you do not all have gun racks.
I am sorry people of Kansas. I know that you do not all have gun racks.
kickstart
+1 -0
Some of them don't even have 'a' gun!
Some of them don't even have 'a' gun!
sncether
+4 -0
Now that I simply refuse to believe.
No, really though, I didn't intend to turn that into a shot at Kansasans. Kansans. Kans-asians. Whatever. Mostly it was the thought of having a car accessory to go with your main car, like a little runabout on a larger boat. It just happened to be initiated by the thought of a Smart Car tooling through the streets of a tiny town, the man who won it on the radio uncomfortably rubbing the back of his neck. Phrase that Pays my ass.
Now that I simply refuse to believe.
No, really though, I didn't intend to turn that into a shot at Kansasans. Kansans. Kans-asians. Whatever. Mostly it was the thought of having a car accessory to go with your main car, like a little runabout on a larger boat. It just happened to be initiated by the thought of a Smart Car tooling through the streets of a tiny town, the man who won it on the radio uncomfortably rubbing the back of his neck. Phrase that Pays my ass.
whoisspain
+0 -0
Oh man, if I had chubbies to give right now, you'd get them all.
Oh man, if I had chubbies to give right now, you'd get them all.
yearsinhotclaws
+1 -0
Man, you a pussy.
Fuck Kansas in the ass.
Man, you a pussy.
Fuck Kansas in the ass.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
I agree with both of you.
Or at least, I dig this and the last line of scenther's image.
I agree with both of you.
Or at least, I dig this and the last line of scenther's image.
thorfinn
+0 -0
Let alone many guns, which would necessitate an entire rack to hold them.
Let alone many guns, which would necessitate an entire rack to hold them.
kamet
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
I have a rack, but no guns.
[IMGS OFF]
I have a rack, but no guns.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
I have the mightiest of guns, perhaps they could meet your rack. Also, I have assorted other survivalist things that I could make some creepy remark about if you are interested. It's all here in this pamphlet.
I have the mightiest of guns, perhaps they could meet your rack. Also, I have assorted other survivalist things that I could make some creepy remark about if you are interested. It's all here in this pamphlet.
yearsinhotclaws
+3 -0
Picture of hedonismbot:
[IMGS OFF]
Picture of hedonismbot:
[IMGS OFF]
hedonismbot
+0 -0
My tits are a lot bigger than that, and my dangle is visible from 48 feet away. Pretty close on the hair and crazy part though
My tits are a lot bigger than that, and my dangle is visible from 48 feet away. Pretty close on the hair and crazy part though
boheeka
+0 -0
Hedonismbot or the dr. gonzo sex tape?
Hedonismbot or the dr. gonzo sex tape?
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Who says there is a difference?
Who says there is a difference?
weapon86
+0 -0
FAILED
FAILED
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
I am grinning so large right now because of this pic and caption. Would that I had a chubby left.
I am grinning so large right now because of this pic and caption. Would that I had a chubby left.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
I meant the pic of Wayne and his guitar! I really need to scroll down before commenting. Yikes.
I meant the pic of Wayne and his guitar! I really need to scroll down before commenting. Yikes.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Yes, please don't smile at the naked man. IT only encourages his nakedness.
Yes, please don't smile at the naked man. IT only encourages his nakedness.
zadig
+0 -0
Huge slam on Kansas out of nowhere!
Huge slam on Kansas out of nowhere!
domakesaypat
+0 -0
SF is straight FULL of smart cars.
SF is straight FULL of smart cars.
hedonismbot
+1 -0
Nothing in SF is straight.
Nothing in SF is straight.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
I didn't see any the last couple of times I was up there. But the last time I was in the City it was a cold and somewhat drizzly day, so maybe the smart cars were huddled together next to a fire somewhere.
I didn't see any the last couple of times I was up there. But the last time I was in the City it was a cold and somewhat drizzly day, so maybe the smart cars were huddled together next to a fire somewhere.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i thought those cars were supposed to help with less emittance of greenhouse gases...
i thought those cars were supposed to help with less emittance of greenhouse gases...
spinynorman
+0 -0
Seen em in Austin. They are SO COOL.
FUCK I'm a nerd.
Seen em in Austin. They are SO COOL.
FUCK I'm a nerd.
davey-boy
+0 -0
They are the only vehicle that does not require auto insurance. FACT. You hit so much as a bicycle in one of those, you gonna die.
They are the only vehicle that does not require auto insurance. FACT. You hit so much as a bicycle in one of those, you gonna die.
stereo
+0 -0
(yes, this comment is slightly orphaned, I'm sorry)
In my experience the Mazda 3 is very much a yuppie car. Something about the bright colours and Mazda's youthful image, combined with it costing less than the RX8 I guess.
(yes, this comment is slightly orphaned, I'm sorry)
In my experience the Mazda 3 is very much a yuppie car. Something about the bright colours and Mazda's youthful image, combined with it costing less than the RX8 I guess.
maximus
+0 -0
my daughter spilled lemonade on my wife's 2-day-old MacBook. All we could do was watch helplessly as the citric acid ate through the circuitry
my daughter spilled lemonade on my wife's 2-day-old MacBook. All we could do was watch helplessly as the citric acid ate through the circuitry
falseprophet
+0 -0
Someone must have filed it to the cultural bin.
Someone must have filed it to the cultural bin.
kamet
+0 -0
He took it out of the cultural bin.
He took it out of the cultural bin.
kamet
+1 -0
Ok, I feel bad. (hides head and prepares for lame-ness)
Ok, I feel bad. (hides head and prepares for lame-ness)
achilleselbow
+11 -0
Man, Pat is gonna be so pissed when he peels that banana and sees that it's not all shriveled and infested with woodlice.
Man, Pat is gonna be so pissed when he peels that banana and sees that it's not all shriveled and infested with woodlice.
tellumo
+0 -0
I once saw a grocery store here with a sign at the checkstands that said something like "To protect the organic integrity of your produce, we advise that you wipe the conveyor belt with a cloth before putting your food on it."
I mean, I'll cop to having a slight hippie streak, but I think if I saw someone do that I may have to go Ramses on them.
I once saw a grocery store here with a sign at the checkstands that said something like "To protect the organic integrity of your produce, we advise that you wipe the conveyor belt with a cloth before putting your food on it."
I mean, I'll cop to having a slight hippie streak, but I think if I saw someone do that I may have to go Ramses on them.
plummet
+0 -0
It seems as though Showbiz has been safely removed from the picture without grievous bodily harm(not counting the Prison Ass-Pound we have all come to know and fear)and the marriage may continue without his interference.
I can hear the sighs of the Assetbar denizens who had been wishing a painful death on Showbiz already. Kudos, Onstad.
It seems as though Showbiz has been safely removed from the picture without grievous bodily harm(not counting the Prison Ass-Pound we have all come to know and fear)and the marriage may continue without his interference.
I can hear the sighs of the Assetbar denizens who had been wishing a painful death on Showbiz already. Kudos, Onstad.
download-this
+0 -0
This strip deserves no less than a 5, if only for Corliss.
This strip deserves no less than a 5, if only for Corliss.
_____________
+0 -0
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
gowerski
+0 -0
Screw you creepy .wav file! Fuck you!
chub
Screw you creepy .wav file! Fuck you!
chub
____________
+0 -0
:-) thanks you I will post it again with new avicon in case people ignore other one alreayd here a song for kitty
:-) thanks you I will post it again with new avicon in case people ignore other one alreayd here a song for kitty
pogo
+0 -0
I'll be back to ignore you after I finish the rest of the comments, asswipe.
I'll be back to ignore you after I finish the rest of the comments, asswipe.
tekende
+0 -1
Good god, how often does he make a new account? I'm getting sick of this.
Good god, how often does he make a new account? I'm getting sick of this.
loneal
+1 -1
It's like you're reading my mind, man! Get outta there!
It's like you're reading my mind, man! Get outta there!
spinynorman
+0 -0
Something about a 59 year old dude calling a guy on the internet an "asswipe" is just so beautiful it brings a joyful tear to my baby blues.
Something about a 59 year old dude calling a guy on the internet an "asswipe" is just so beautiful it brings a joyful tear to my baby blues.
pogo
+0 -0
Thanks. As a 1960's teen, that was our name for the local A&W drive-in.
Thanks. As a 1960's teen, that was our name for the local A&W drive-in.
margargaret
+1 -0
"Hey Bud, wanna come down to the asswipe with me for a rootbeer float tonight?"
"Sorry Jim, I got a date to the big school dance."
????
"Hey Bud, wanna come down to the asswipe with me for a rootbeer float tonight?"
"Sorry Jim, I got a date to the big school dance."
????
irondave
+0 -0
It's almost as if you were there .
It's almost as if you were there .
comrade_tom
+0 -0
What would you do if i sang out of tune? would you stand up and walk out on me... oh lend me your ears
etc etc,
What would you do if i sang out of tune? would you stand up and walk out on me... oh lend me your ears
etc etc,
pogo
+0 -0
I get high with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
yes.
yes.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
thansk 4 da song, respec, respec
thansk 4 da song, respec, respec
sevendaughters
+0 -0
Shame on the Zakis
Who tried to run game on the Zakis.
Shame on the Zakis
Who tried to run game on the Zakis.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Oh God. The 'Zakis? You made him sound like the main character of a no account sitcom from times long past. For shame dogg. For shame.
Your Wu-Tang reference is the only thing keeping you from a lame but it ain't enough to garner a chubby.
Oh God. The 'Zakis? You made him sound like the main character of a no account sitcom from times long past. For shame dogg. For shame.
Your Wu-Tang reference is the only thing keeping you from a lame but it ain't enough to garner a chubby.
stereo
+0 -0
This is the way I feel about ______'s comments - he says something insightful reasonably often, but he hides it in a dozen paragraphs of utter Lame and I might consider chubbying him if he would drop the crap.
I guess that amounts to saying "if he were less annoying I would chubby him"
gasps What if it's just a clever ruse, and he will suddenly drop the annoying act and his chubbies will spike so hard someone loses an eye?
Think of the eyes, people - don't chubby aiu
This is the way I feel about ______'s comments - he says something insightful reasonably often, but he hides it in a dozen paragraphs of utter Lame and I might consider chubbying him if he would drop the crap.
I guess that amounts to saying "if he were less annoying I would chubby him"
gasps What if it's just a clever ruse, and he will suddenly drop the annoying act and his chubbies will spike so hard someone loses an eye?
Think of the eyes, people - don't chubby aiu
orvel
+0 -2
Roast Beef will certainly bail him out in time for the wedding.
Roast Beef will certainly bail him out in time for the wedding.
schroduck
+0 -0
Clearly you have missed the most devious plottery which Roast Beef has undertaken, in that he does not want to bail out Showbiz. So Roast Beef will not be able to attend (and hence ruin) said matrimony. It is a plot fiendish in it's intricacies.
Clearly you have missed the most devious plottery which Roast Beef has undertaken, in that he does not want to bail out Showbiz. So Roast Beef will not be able to attend (and hence ruin) said matrimony. It is a plot fiendish in it's intricacies.
plummet
+0 -0
>...Roast Beef has undertaken, in that he does not want to bail out Showbiz.
>...So Roast Beef will not be able to attend (and hence ruin) said matrimony.
huh
are you drunk or did you mean to say Showbiz
>...Roast Beef has undertaken, in that he does not want to bail out Showbiz.
>...So Roast Beef will not be able to attend (and hence ruin) said matrimony.
huh
are you drunk or did you mean to say Showbiz
schroduck
+0 -0
The two are not mutually exclusive, you know.
The two are not mutually exclusive, you know.
hamscout
+0 -0
I don't think so...
Quote:
I don't think so...
Quote:
One witness said that he, "did not expect the [man] to make bail."
sirfrederick
+0 -0
[man] implying that's not the word Beef used. Clever, that Onstad.
[man] implying that's not the word Beef used. Clever, that Onstad.
sirfrederick
+0 -0
Damnit, I need to start looking down more often.
Damnit, I need to start looking down more often.
hedonismbot
+2 -0
You might find a whole world of excitement down there. I know I did.
You might find a whole world of excitement down there. I know I did.
red-barchetta
+0 -0
So I guess messing with produce IS a thing. I am still not sure what Tequiza is.
/ Hurray! I got in before there was 9 million comments!
So I guess messing with produce IS a thing. I am still not sure what Tequiza is.
/ Hurray! I got in before there was 9 million comments!
whoisspain
+0 -0
It is like a beer, but it is also a state of mind .
It is not a good state of mind and will, as shown here, get you arrested.
It is like a beer, but it is also a state of mind .
It is not a good state of mind and will, as shown here, get you arrested.
agentstinky
+1 -0
Man, that Showbiz sure is a son of a [woman].
Man, that Showbiz sure is a son of a [woman].
pygmalion00
+1 -0
you beat me to it, you mother[man].
you beat me to it, you mother[man].
plummet
+0 -0
What are you [People of Alternate Sexuality] doing?
What are you [People of Alternate Sexuality] doing?
kickstart
+1 -0
you should all go [sin against your own bodies]
you should all go [sin against your own bodies]
pygmalion00
+1 -0
[intercourse] you, [sphincter]!
[intercourse] you, [sphincter]!
featurelessvoid
+3 -0
I'll see you in [warm post-life locale that is home to the eternally [darned]]
I'll see you in [warm post-life locale that is home to the eternally [darned]]
thegoblins
+1 -0
No [incomplete erections] for any of you!
No [incomplete erections] for any of you!
pogo
+8 -0
Shit, I can't play this fucked up game!
Shit, I can't play this fucked up game!
invidious
+2 -0
Look who's being a [phallus] about terms!
Look who's being a [phallus] about terms!
pogo
+0 -0
Okay, I get it. [Have carnal knowledge of] you and the horse you rode in on.
Okay, I get it. [Have carnal knowledge of] you and the horse you rode in on.
spinynorman
+0 -0
That made me laugh too much for it to be right.
That made me laugh too much for it to be right.
gormster
+0 -0
I blame you for me watching QI all day instead of doing my uni work.
I blame you for me watching QI all day instead of doing my uni work.
stereo
+0 -0
[spiritual leader's condemnation], can you do anything [without losing small children]?
[spiritual leader's condemnation], can you do anything [without losing small children]?
falseprophet
+0 -0
You're [intercourse]ing a website. No [confectionery treats] for you.
You're [intercourse]ing a website. No [confectionery treats] for you.
howl
+0 -0
? What is slang for an incomplete erection?
? What is slang for an incomplete erection?
spinynorman
+0 -0
A semi-mongrel.
A semi-mongrel.
howl
+0 -0
I still don't get it.
I still don't get it.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Chubby.
Chubby.
tekende
+0 -0
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Eight-incher.
Eight-incher.
jbushnell
+2 -1
When there is no room in [heck] the [darned] shall walk the earth
When there is no room in [heck] the [darned] shall walk the earth
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Surely I can't be the only one who imagines Showbiz's voice to be the same as Michaelangelo's from the late 80's TMNT cartoon?
Surely I can't be the only one who imagines Showbiz's voice to be the same as Michaelangelo's from the late 80's TMNT cartoon?
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Haha, nice. Now I'm going to be imagining that every time he talks.
Haha, nice. Now I'm going to be imagining that every time he talks.
phy
+0 -0
I didn't figure he sounded all that forced-surferish. I was thinking more along the lines of the dudes from FUBAR , but then I'm from there, so all the voices I imagine sound kinda like that.
I didn't figure he sounded all that forced-surferish. I was thinking more along the lines of the dudes from FUBAR , but then I'm from there, so all the voices I imagine sound kinda like that.
varnish
+0 -0
Showbiz would most likely have gone for the organic carrots next.
Showbiz would most likely have gone for the organic carrots next.
awko
+2 -0
I prefer to go mix up the different coloured capsicums, or the carrots/parsnips in the hope of tricking the colour-blind.
I prefer to go mix up the different coloured capsicums, or the carrots/parsnips in the hope of tricking the colour-blind.
daidai
+2 -0
Fuck that -- it's all about mixing up the toothbrushes so the prices are all wrong.
Oh, you thought that two-pack for 1.99 was a good deal?
Well it's 2.58, bitch!
Fuck that -- it's all about mixing up the toothbrushes so the prices are all wrong.
Oh, you thought that two-pack for 1.99 was a good deal?
Well it's 2.58, bitch!
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
all 2 dollar bill in hand, so excited that this one had those extra bristles! and then... the embarassment that creeps across his face as he tries to find 60 cents to make up the difference.
oh priceless
all 2 dollar bill in hand, so excited that this one had those extra bristles! and then... the embarassment that creeps across his face as he tries to find 60 cents to make up the difference.
oh priceless
daidai
+2 -0
See here's a guy who knows what he's talking about.
Coming up 60 cents short puts the customer in an awkward situation -- as well as the cashier!
Cashier all thinking whether he should just let the guy pay $2, but he might get fired. The customer's eyes are all pleading "please don't make me go home and use my toothbrush which looks like Gary Busey".
Nobody is happy when I strike the grocery store.
See here's a guy who knows what he's talking about.
Coming up 60 cents short puts the customer in an awkward situation -- as well as the cashier!
Cashier all thinking whether he should just let the guy pay $2, but he might get fired. The customer's eyes are all pleading "please don't make me go home and use my toothbrush which looks like Gary Busey".
Nobody is happy when I strike the grocery store.
speccer
+1 -0
You know your toothbrush needs replacing when it begins to look like Gary Busey. Also maybe you need to lay off the acid.
You know your toothbrush needs replacing when it begins to look like Gary Busey. Also maybe you need to lay off the acid.
caddon
+1 -0
That seems like something from Lyle's copy of the anarchist cookbook. Either that or Showbiz is really half-assing operation mindfuck.
That seems like something from Lyle's copy of the anarchist cookbook. Either that or Showbiz is really half-assing operation mindfuck.
daidai
+0 -0
Showbiz half-asses everything
Showbiz half-asses everything
hamscout
+0 -0
...except shower time...
...except shower time...
schroduck
+0 -0
When I first read this strip, I was confused as to whether Showbiz was merely belching, or whether he was saying Braaaap in that obnoxious way that chavs do. Indeed, I am still conflicted as to whether he is merely expelling gases, or is expressing his delight at expelling said gases.
When I first read this strip, I was confused as to whether Showbiz was merely belching, or whether he was saying Braaaap in that obnoxious way that chavs do. Indeed, I am still conflicted as to whether he is merely expelling gases, or is expressing his delight at expelling said gases.
flazisismuss
+2 -0
There are no chavs in Northern California. Everyone there is super classy. Chavs are a thing of the island of little shopkeepers.
There are no chavs in Northern California. Everyone there is super classy. Chavs are a thing of the island of little shopkeepers.
behemothdiddums
+0 -0
I read that as little shoplifters, which is highly appropriate as that's exactly what most chavs are.
I read that as little shoplifters, which is highly appropriate as that's exactly what most chavs are.
pogo
+0 -0
True. Re: Wikidictionary
chav (plural chavs) (UK, pejorative) A working-class youth, especially one associated with aggression, poor education, and a perceived "common" taste in clothing and lifestyle.
I wouldn't go to that part of town if I were you; it's full of chavs.
Origin uncertain (see discussion page); probably of Romani origin. Compare Romani chavi (%u201C%u2018male child%u2019%u201D), chavo (%u201C%u2018female child%u2019%u201D), chal (%u201C%u2018boy%u2019%u201D), chavvy (%u201C%u2018mate, friend%u2019%u201D); possible cognate with Spanish chaval.
True. Re: Wikidictionary
chav (plural chavs) (UK, pejorative) A working-class youth, especially one associated with aggression, poor education, and a perceived "common" taste in clothing and lifestyle.
I wouldn't go to that part of town if I were you; it's full of chavs.
Origin uncertain (see discussion page); probably of Romani origin. Compare Romani chavi (%u201C%u2018male child%u2019%u201D), chavo (%u201C%u2018female child%u2019%u201D), chal (%u201C%u2018boy%u2019%u201D), chavvy (%u201C%u2018mate, friend%u2019%u201D); possible cognate with Spanish chaval.
pogo
+0 -0
Ooops! %u201C%u2018 equals a quotation mark
Ooops! %u201C%u2018 equals a quotation mark
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
[insert a threaded fastener into] you, BBcode! [KNOW CARNALLY] YOU!
[insert a threaded fastener into] you, BBcode! [KNOW CARNALLY] YOU!
pogo
+0 -0
YES
YES
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Chav originonates in geordie dialect, where a Charva was a generic insult with a plethora of connotations, though it became settled on working class persons who wore sports clothing and behaved disreputably.
Chav originonates in geordie dialect, where a Charva was a generic insult with a plethora of connotations, though it became settled on working class persons who wore sports clothing and behaved disreputably.
anomalous3
+0 -0
there are PLENTY of chavs in arizona....
there are PLENTY of chavs in arizona....
anomalous3
+0 -0
actually, chemos
actually, chemos
johnmatrix
+0 -0
He's burping. Note the vibration lines on his cheeks and the arrow of his speech balloon.
He's burping. Note the vibration lines on his cheeks and the arrow of his speech balloon.
pogo
+0 -0
Also note Showbiz's finger reinforcing his burped acknowledgement of his being in shape for downing Tequizas.
Also note Showbiz's finger reinforcing his burped acknowledgement of his being in shape for downing Tequizas.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
There is a cloud of visible gas coming out of his mouth so I'm going with actual burp.
There is a cloud of visible gas coming out of his mouth so I'm going with actual burp.
drmemory
+0 -0
Molly might insist on getting married in jail when she finds out about these things.
Molly might insist on getting married in jail when she finds out about these things.
irondave
+0 -0
"Hnyaaah!" I am now certain that this is a stoner expression of jocularity, especialy with the added "y." Also, it's never good to be "the guy from the printout."
"Hnyaaah!" I am now certain that this is a stoner expression of jocularity, especialy with the added "y." Also, it's never good to be "the guy from the printout."
kickstart
+0 -0
It reminds me of the Japanese meow: nyaa. I say this as neither an otaku nor a furry, just a special kind of nerd
It reminds me of the Japanese meow: nyaa. I say this as neither an otaku nor a furry, just a special kind of nerd
plummet
+0 -0
Yeah sure you aren't, you wapanese furry. ;)
Yeah sure you aren't, you wapanese furry. ;)
irondave
+0 -0
I thought that an otaku was precisely a special kind of nerd. Or do you just mean you are not Japanese?
I thought that an otaku was precisely a special kind of nerd. Or do you just mean you are not Japanese?
zadig
+0 -0
"Otaku" literally means "nerd," but here in the States it connotes a certain air of wapanesery. Especially if the otaku refers to himself as an otaku.
"Otaku" literally means "nerd," but here in the States it connotes a certain air of wapanesery. Especially if the otaku refers to himself as an otaku.
zadig
+0 -0
The Japanese have the weirdest onomatopoeia.
The Japanese have the weirdest onomatopoeia.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Wait... i thought meow was the one thing all languages had in common...
Wait... i thought meow was the one thing all languages had in common...
anitrophaeron
+0 -0
Not all languages. In Chinese cats are still all "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!"
Not all languages. In Chinese cats are still all "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!"
thorfinn
+0 -0
no, anitrophaeron, you couldn't possibly be more wrong they're all like "CHING CHONG WING WONG "
no, anitrophaeron, you couldn't possibly be more wrong they're all like "CHING CHONG WING WONG "
anomalous3
+0 -0
Actually, it's "Mao"
So Chairman mao was a cat?
Actually, it's "Mao"
So Chairman mao was a cat?
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
chairman MEOW was a cat, lol
chairman MEOW was a cat, lol
margargaret
+0 -0
I think you mean, " charemn meow ws kat,lol"
I think you mean, " charemn meow ws kat,lol"
mortshire
+0 -0
I'm beginning to think that some people quoting Blister's "CHING CHONG" line have taken it from ironic reference to actual racism.
I'm beginning to think that some people quoting Blister's "CHING CHONG" line have taken it from ironic reference to actual racism.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Is Seth MacFarlene doing the Archie Bunker thing, or is he just feigning context to let out those barroom jokes he found particularily quotableÉ
Is Seth MacFarlene doing the Archie Bunker thing, or is he just feigning context to let out those barroom jokes he found particularily quotableÉ
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Archie Bunker? Peter! that reminds me of the time when you were Archie Bunker's wetnurse...
cue cutaway gag.
Archie Bunker? Peter! that reminds me of the time when you were Archie Bunker's wetnurse...
cue cutaway gag.
kickstart
+0 -0
A comment left by kickstart was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tekende, TwoRightFeet, mortshire, Bill4935, ethelthefrog, freelancelove, billygoatbiker)
A comment left by kickstart was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tekende, TwoRightFeet, mortshire, Bill4935, ethelthefrog, freelancelove, billygoatbiker)
mortshire
+1 -0
Yeah, that's racist.
Yeah, that's racist.
kickstart
+0 -1
sorry to offend, anitrophaeron paraphrasing Blister just reminded me of that pic...I didn't even make it. Also I forgot about the all the anti-lolcat sentiment on this board.
sorry to offend, anitrophaeron paraphrasing Blister just reminded me of that pic...I didn't even make it. Also I forgot about the all the anti-lolcat sentiment on this board.
johnmatrix
+0 -0
I knew Onstad probably wouldn't do what the readers expected him to do. But to tell you the truth, I still would've preferred to see Ramses take care of Showbiz. Not to say that it would have been more fitting, but it would've been a lot more satisfying.
I knew Onstad probably wouldn't do what the readers expected him to do. But to tell you the truth, I still would've preferred to see Ramses take care of Showbiz. Not to say that it would have been more fitting, but it would've been a lot more satisfying.
cuddlemonstre
+0 -0
Oh my lands! A burp cloud. Love it.
Oh my lands! A burp cloud. Love it.
andersmn
+0 -0
It's totes a Foxtrot-style cloud - awesome.
It's totes a Foxtrot-style cloud - awesome.
charchar
+0 -0
I wonder if Molly knows just what Beef does for her. The dude us straight-up noble .
Man, my sister's fiance is very Showbizian...I wonder if getting him incarcerated would save the wedding from being a total wreck.
I wonder if Molly knows just what Beef does for her. The dude us straight-up noble .
Man, my sister's fiance is very Showbizian...I wonder if getting him incarcerated would save the wedding from being a total wreck.
irondave
+1 -0
So you are wondering whether incarcerating the groom will render the wedding more or less wrecked? Would they just start without him?
So you are wondering whether incarcerating the groom will render the wedding more or less wrecked? Would they just start without him?
mrwombat
+0 -0
What do you think the best man's for?
What do you think the best man's for?
hedonismbot
+2 -0
They don't even have to change the wording.
"Do you take this man..."
They don't even have to change the wording.
"Do you take this man..."
kickstart
+0 -0
hedonismbot more like seinfeldismbot amirite?
hedonismbot more like seinfeldismbot amirite?
irondave
+0 -0
The best man is to make sure you show up, isn't he?
The best man is to make sure you show up, isn't he?
whoisspain
+0 -0
I thought he was there to make the bridesmades feel good about themselves by nailing them in order of how upset they are about still being unwed.
I thought he was there to make the bridesmades feel good about themselves by nailing them in order of how upset they are about still being unwed.
charchar
+0 -0
Man, i'm supposed to be a bridesmaid, and i'm fuckawful terrified of what his friends are going to be like. All spittin' snuff into their cummerbunds, all stealing all the forks to glue together to make a skirt-lifter-majigger...
My feelings on this whole mess are con.
Man, i'm supposed to be a bridesmaid, and i'm fuckawful terrified of what his friends are going to be like. All spittin' snuff into their cummerbunds, all stealing all the forks to glue together to make a skirt-lifter-majigger...
My feelings on this whole mess are con.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Look, sorry, but as a bridesmaid you HAVE to put out. It's in the contract. Just imagine how poor Teodor feels.
Look, sorry, but as a bridesmaid you HAVE to put out. It's in the contract. Just imagine how poor Teodor feels.
davey-boy
+0 -0
As great as that comment was, it was probably the last thing she needed to hear.
Feelings on this asset are, with no lack of hesitation, decidedly con.
As great as that comment was, it was probably the last thing she needed to hear.
Feelings on this asset are, with no lack of hesitation, decidedly con.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Fuck, just remembered she's 17. Ahem. Charchar, you have an excellent avatar and a good head on your shoulders. Those boys are nothing but trouble out there, and you need to stay smart around them. You have a good life ahead of you young lady, now get out to that wedding and make us proud. (I wish I could borrow Pogo's avatar for this one)
Fuck, just remembered she's 17. Ahem. Charchar, you have an excellent avatar and a good head on your shoulders. Those boys are nothing but trouble out there, and you need to stay smart around them. You have a good life ahead of you young lady, now get out to that wedding and make us proud. (I wish I could borrow Pogo's avatar for this one)
lux
+0 -0
I was a bridesmaid at 16 for my sister's wedding, and the best man was 45. But hey, I was cool with it, everyone has to make bad decisions at a wedding sometime .
I was a bridesmaid at 16 for my sister's wedding, and the best man was 45. But hey, I was cool with it, everyone has to make bad decisions at a wedding sometime .
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I need to go to more weddings.
I need to go to more weddings.
hedonismbot
+3 -0
The groom is making a bad decision at the wedding every time
The groom is making a bad decision at the wedding every time
whoisspain
+2 -0
I would suggest some kind of weaponry in event of the use of a skirt-lifter majigger. Always bring a knife to a skirt-lifter-majigger fight. They try to lift one of your skirts, you put one of them in the hospital. They try to nail one of you, you put one of them in the morgue.
I would suggest some kind of weaponry in event of the use of a skirt-lifter majigger. Always bring a knife to a skirt-lifter-majigger fight. They try to lift one of your skirts, you put one of them in the hospital. They try to nail one of you, you put one of them in the morgue.
cromar
+0 -0
That sounds like my kinda weddin'!
Me all over in the back drinking Budweisers, laughin' at sex criminals gettin' punked.
That sounds like my kinda weddin'!
Me all over in the back drinking Budweisers, laughin' at sex criminals gettin' punked.
kamet
+1 -0
Get a dress with pockets. Make a small shiv that will hide within your bridesmaids bouquet.
I lived through a wedding once, as a bridesmaid. I tell you, I was hell of happy to have that shiv.
Get a dress with pockets. Make a small shiv that will hide within your bridesmaids bouquet.
I lived through a wedding once, as a bridesmaid. I tell you, I was hell of happy to have that shiv.
achilleselbow
+15 -1
I always thought the purpose of the best man was to wait until the last second and silently hand the rings to the groom before purposefully strutting out into an open field where the sun is just starting to set, producing a guitar from nowhere, and shredding one of the best solos ever.
I always thought the purpose of the best man was to wait until the last second and silently hand the rings to the groom before purposefully strutting out into an open field where the sun is just starting to set, producing a guitar from nowhere, and shredding one of the best solos ever.
kickstart
+0 -0
someone chubby this! chubby this comment for a man!
someone chubby this! chubby this comment for a man!
flazisismuss
+0 -0
I gotcha. I never noticed that about the guitar in question before. It does magically appear out of thin air! Also magic: the church is way bigger on the inside than the outside.
I gotcha. I never noticed that about the guitar in question before. It does magically appear out of thin air! Also magic: the church is way bigger on the inside than the outside.
achilleselbow
+6 -0
There's a point to all of this. Slash's forsaking of the well-attended, expensive pomp inside the church for its isolated, rustic exterior, as well as the immediate change of his wardrobe from a tuxedo and top hat to an open leather vest shows that beneath the outward trappings of community and ceremony, man's true nature is forever to be untamed and isolated - a fact made fully explicit by the end of the video. Yet his still being there for his friend at the crucial moment despite his obvious distaste for such extravagance reaffirms the importance of the bonds between individual Men, even in the face of the realization that each of us is condemned to be alone.
There's a point to all of this. Slash's forsaking of the well-attended, expensive pomp inside the church for its isolated, rustic exterior, as well as the immediate change of his wardrobe from a tuxedo and top hat to an open leather vest shows that beneath the outward trappings of community and ceremony, man's true nature is forever to be untamed and isolated - a fact made fully explicit by the end of the video. Yet his still being there for his friend at the crucial moment despite his obvious distaste for such extravagance reaffirms the importance of the bonds between individual Men, even in the face of the realization that each of us is condemned to be alone.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Damn, dude I just always thought it was a sweet solo and stuff, you gone and went all smart on that shit.
Damn, dude I just always thought it was a sweet solo and stuff, you gone and went all smart on that shit.
zadig
+0 -0
Note that this would also be true to the literal meaning of "best man."
Note that this would also be true to the literal meaning of "best man."
kamet
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
HUGE groin shot out of nowhere.
[IMGS OFF]
HUGE groin shot out of nowhere.
mortshire
+0 -0
WHAT'S HAPPENING AHHHHH~
WHAT'S HAPPENING AHHHHH~
irondave
+2 -2
Should have gone with the Action Jeans: [IMGS OFF]
Should have gone with the Action Jeans: [IMGS OFF]
kamet
+0 -0
I dunno.. the Slash groin shot you can see flesh in the middle, and it scares me. And, ya know, Chuck Norris scares me.
I dunno.. the Slash groin shot you can see flesh in the middle, and it scares me. And, ya know, Chuck Norris scares me.
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Vchubbed
Vchubbed
killingthejay
+0 -0
DAMMIT MISCLICK!
DAMMIT MISCLICK!
killingthejay
+0 -0
I have a couple of Bohemias in me; I am so sorry.
I have a couple of Bohemias in me; I am so sorry.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Better than a couple of Bohemia n s, I suppose. Unless you're Dr. Manflesh.
Better than a couple of Bohemia n s, I suppose. Unless you're Dr. Manflesh.
charchar
+0 -0
I was kind of hoping we could all just look real classy while chowing down in a church.
I was kind of hoping we could all just look real classy while chowing down in a church.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
* Showbese ?
no...
no.
* Showbese ?
no...
no.
kickstart
+0 -0
I love the shift manager at the Lucky. He reminds me of Aaaarthur, in that I just want to hug him. Also, he has excellent "swivels" in his turning around.
I love the shift manager at the Lucky. He reminds me of Aaaarthur, in that I just want to hug him. Also, he has excellent "swivels" in his turning around.
beansdooma
+0 -0
Roast Beef is the man with the plan.
Roast Beef is the man with the plan.
redface
+0 -0
Aww man...I was really hoping RLS to be the one to fix Showbiz's little red wagon.
Aww man...I was really hoping RLS to be the one to fix Showbiz's little red wagon.
daidai
+0 -0
By the way, did Rowboat get hit by a truck? I haven't seen him comment in a while.
By the way, did Rowboat get hit by a truck? I haven't seen him comment in a while.
sidd2600
+0 -0
Someone took him to school.
Someone took him to school.
loneal
+2 -0
In the car of pain. Sources say it was his mom.
In the car of pain. Sources say it was his mom.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Rowboat got ate by a gator.
Rowboat got ate by a gator.
straw
+0 -0
Rowboat has died of dysentery.
Rowboat has died of dysentery.
sncether
+1 -0
HERE LIES ROWBOAT
"PEPPERONI AND ANCHOVIES"
HERE LIES ROWBOAT
"PEPPERONI AND ANCHOVIES"
sncether
+0 -0
This is suspiciously close to mine own joke, but for those of you under approx. 22 years old, here's what I was going for:
[IMGS OFF]
This is suspiciously close to mine own joke, but for those of you under approx. 22 years old, here's what I was going for:
[IMGS OFF]
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
one of my friends put 'pepperoni and cheez' on his tombstone.
and guess what?? it's stilldelicious hilarious!
one of my friends put 'pepperoni and cheez' on his tombstone.
and guess what?? it's still
octafish
+0 -0
My granny was eaten by a gator once. Not cool. Not fu...
...whatever, had to follow up on what I perceived as a possible Tony Joe White reference.
My granny was eaten by a gator once. Not cool. Not fu...
...whatever, had to follow up on what I perceived as a possible Tony Joe White reference.
saulbellow
+0 -0
The faces in panel six say so much.
all surprised at the sudden appearance of a perceived Hagar-style awesomeness
all melancholy upon nearing the execution of preemptive betrayal
The faces in panel six say so much.
all surprised at the sudden appearance of a perceived Hagar-style awesomeness
all melancholy upon nearing the execution of preemptive betrayal
cromar
+0 -0
Hahaha. Roast Beef, way to go bro. Onstad, so many strips in so little time... brilliant!
Hahaha. Roast Beef, way to go bro. Onstad, so many strips in so little time... brilliant!
_____________
+0 -0
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
Comment left by _____________ ignored.
anitrophaeron
+0 -0
This strip was a bit confusing for me until I realized that in other states they really do let you buy beer and bananas at the same store.
This strip was a bit confusing for me until I realized that in other states they really do let you buy beer and bananas at the same store.
saulbellow
+2 -0
What state do you live in? Police?
What state do you live in? Police?
hedonismbot
+1 -0
Seriously man, shit. Even here in Okie Flats we can at least get 3.2 with our bananers.
Seriously man, shit. Even here in Okie Flats we can at least get 3.2 with our bananers.
orvel
+0 -0
It was originally our way of getting around Prohibition (3.2 beer was deemed a "non-intoxicating substance"). Now we just have weak beer.
It was originally our way of getting around Prohibition (3.2 beer was deemed a "non-intoxicating substance"). Now we just have weak beer.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Woah! so there is a reason! i have a new respect for coors and its ilk, its a product of ill judged leglislation!
Woah! so there is a reason! i have a new respect for coors and its ilk, its a product of ill judged leglislation!
fallow_fields
+0 -0
daaaaaamn, 3.2? That is dog shit! In Canada, anything under 5.0 is considered non-alcoholic brew
daaaaaamn, 3.2? That is dog shit! In Canada, anything under 5.0 is considered non-alcoholic brew
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Man we don't even technically have strip clubs. Toplessness isn't allowed. You have to have 'covering', meaning pasties, meaning a thin layer of paint-on over the jubbly bits. And yet, I could marry, knock-up, and divorce thirteen teenagers and still be behind the curve.
Man we don't even technically have strip clubs. Toplessness isn't allowed. You have to have 'covering', meaning pasties, meaning a thin layer of paint-on over the jubbly bits. And yet, I could marry, knock-up, and divorce thirteen teenagers and still be behind the curve.
whoisspain
+0 -0
I think the question on everybody's lips is "why haven't you?"
I think the question on everybody's lips is "why haven't you?"
tekende
+1 -0
Well, we do have child support laws.
Well, we do have child support laws.
orvel
+0 -0
Actually, we can have all-nude strip clubs, but not in combination with alcohol.
If there is alcohol, girls can only be topless.
If the girls are so nude, no alcohol. If there is no alcohol, then the club is 18 rather than 21 .
Actually, we can have all-nude strip clubs, but not in combination with alcohol.
If there is alcohol, girls can only be topless.
If the girls are so nude, no alcohol. If there is no alcohol, then the club is 18 rather than 21 .
comrade_tom
+0 -0
it still amuses me that colonials and nipponese have to wait till they are past two decades before they can indulge 'pon the alcohlic beverages!
it still amuses me that colonials and nipponese have to wait till they are past two decades before they can indulge 'pon the alcohlic beverages!
octafish
+0 -0
Not all colonies! Antipodean drinking begins at 15 and is made legal at 18.
Not all colonies! Antipodean drinking begins at 15 and is made legal at 18.
anitrophaeron
+0 -0
If you want to buy alcohol for use at home in Pennsylvania you have to go to the beer store or the wine/liquor store. They don't even sell it all in one place. A Sheetz gas station near Pittsburgh recently found some kind of loophole in the law that would let them sell six packs but they got shut down hardcore and the matter is on its way to the (state) supreme court. So yeah, I live in a police state. I should have just said that and been done with it.
If you want to buy alcohol for use at home in Pennsylvania you have to go to the beer store or the wine/liquor store. They don't even sell it all in one place. A Sheetz gas station near Pittsburgh recently found some kind of loophole in the law that would let them sell six packs but they got shut down hardcore and the matter is on its way to the (state) supreme court. So yeah, I live in a police state. I should have just said that and been done with it.
thorfinn
+0 -0
I thought Oregon was bad, with the state setting the prices for liquor, but apparently there are places with even more ridiculous alcohol laws. Here, you can buy beer and wine in grocery stores, but liquor is sold only at state-run liquor stores, and the price across the state is set unilaterally by the Oregon Liquor Control Commmission, enabling them to charge ridiculous prices because there is no competition. They make up all sort of ridiculous reasons for restricting liquor to state-run stores, but most people realize that the sole purpose of OLCC liquor stores is to make ridiculous amounts of money for the state.
I thought Oregon was bad, with the state setting the prices for liquor, but apparently there are places with even more ridiculous alcohol laws. Here, you can buy beer and wine in grocery stores, but liquor is sold only at state-run liquor stores, and the price across the state is set unilaterally by the Oregon Liquor Control Commmission, enabling them to charge ridiculous prices because there is no competition. They make up all sort of ridiculous reasons for restricting liquor to state-run stores, but most people realize that the sole purpose of OLCC liquor stores is to make ridiculous amounts of money for the state.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
today or yesterday, a friend of mine told me you can purchase beer on a military base if you're only 18?
dang it could have been five o' clock for forever and a half ago if i'd known this biz!
anybody got the facts on this?
today or yesterday, a friend of mine told me you can purchase beer on a military base if you're only 18?
dang it could have been five o' clock for forever and a half ago if i'd known this biz!
anybody got the facts on this?
irondave
+0 -0
A bill to that effect had been introduced, I think, but I don't know if it is the law. Also, I heard that it applies to service members, not to just anyone who can buy at the PX.
A bill to that effect had been introduced, I think, but I don't know if it is the law. Also, I heard that it applies to service members, not to just anyone who can buy at the PX.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
if it goes through it will hammer out an issue i have with this country; if you can sign up to go die for your country you oughta be able to get your slant on while making that decision.
if it goes through it will hammer out an issue i have with this country; if you can sign up to go die for your country you oughta be able to get your slant on while making that decision.
tekende
+0 -1
The insane teetotalers of MADD will do all in their power to stop this bill from passing, though.
The insane teetotalers of MADD will do all in their power to stop this bill from passing, though.
pogo
+0 -0
18 used to be the age of admission to certain beer bars in certain counties of Wisconsin, including Dane County where the University of Wisconsin-Madison is. It was fuggin' great, man [BURP]
18 used to be the age of admission to certain beer bars in certain counties of Wisconsin, including Dane County where the University of Wisconsin-Madison is. It was fuggin' great, man [BURP]
hedonismbot
+1 -0
What was the admission age for the mead halls when you were 18 Pogo?
What was the admission age for the mead halls when you were 18 Pogo?
fineoakstructure
+0 -1
There wasn't an "age," there was an act: you had to slay Grendel.
Drinking wasn't a right back then, it was a privelage, youngin'.
There wasn't an "age," there was an act: you had to slay Grendel.
Drinking wasn't a right back then, it was a privelage, youngin'.
sncether
+0 -0
The Age of Privel, when monsters roamed the land and Milwaukee wasn't even a place that could have a Best yet. Grim times, my children, when Pogo majored in Urban Development at UW-M.
The Age of Privel, when monsters roamed the land and Milwaukee wasn't even a place that could have a Best yet. Grim times, my children, when Pogo majored in Urban Development at UW-M.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
you know, it was an acceptable spelling in those good ol' ME times, actually.
you know, it was an acceptable spelling in those good ol' ME times, actually.
sncether
+0 -0
I know, I hate when people bust on typos. But it contained the very word you were kidding about. How I could I pass it by?
Please accept this Staff of Typographical Acknowledgement as a token of reconciliation. It is (plus)1 against dragons, but minus 3 against animate volumes of the OED.
I know, I hate when people bust on typos. But it contained the very word you were kidding about. How I could I pass it by?
Please accept this Staff of Typographical Acknowledgement as a token of reconciliation. It is (plus)1 against dragons, but minus 3 against animate volumes of the OED.
mjfitzge
+0 -1
at the university of illinois you only have to be 19 to get into the champaign bars. urbana bars are 21 though.
at the university of illinois you only have to be 19 to get into the champaign bars. urbana bars are 21 though.
octafish
+0 -0
How old do you need to be to get into the real pain bars?
How old do you need to be to get into the real pain bars?
cromar
+1 -0
GERMAN
GERMAN
irondave
+0 -0
My guess is Pennsylvania.
My guess is Pennsylvania.
roccolieuallen
+0 -0
Getting your deadbeat brother locked up so he won't fuck up your wedding day? THAT is Total Sammy Hagar!
Getting your deadbeat brother locked up so he won't fuck up your wedding day? THAT is Total Sammy Hagar!
mnemonicdevice
+0 -0
5 Beefs just because Beef is hard core.
5 Beefs just because Beef is hard core.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
is that the same futon they gave Beef in heaven? somebody back me up here
is that the same futon they gave Beef in heaven? somebody back me up here
ultimatio
+0 -0
Shobiz is such a [man].
Shobiz is such a [man].
videocrime
+0 -1
dang beef, that's cold. but i understand, gotta keep the crazies out of your wedding.
dang beef, that's cold. but i understand, gotta keep the crazies out of your wedding.
pantscomeoff
+0 -0
He HANDLED this
He HANDLED this
comrade_tom
+0 -0
The playa pays attention.
The playa pays attention.
jaspers
+0 -0
aww yeah who brings the pain
Showbiz is having one of those "I am the secret harbinger of the final clash between Science and Nature" kind of drunks.
aww yeah who brings the pain
Showbiz is having one of those "I am the secret harbinger of the final clash between Science and Nature" kind of drunks.
anomalous3
+0 -0
I thought I was the only one who did that....all out in the woods making fire with a bow-drill listening to my ipod
I thought I was the only one who did that....all out in the woods making fire with a bow-drill listening to my ipod
whiteturtle
+3 -1
Just an fyi in case someone was like "hey, whiteturtle usually posts on everything, and he hasn't done that for a few days." I am currently between jobs and between cities and will likely not have an internet connection for the foreseeable future, and if I do I won't have the time to post all over the place. I may never return to haunt these pages again, sadly. In case (through reading my posts and interacting with my wolfish face) you feel that my presence will be missed, you can reach me at whiteturtle_@hotmail.com, and I will be happy to continue personal correspondence with any of ya'll. I wouldn't do this normally, and feel a tad foolish even, but I have quite enjoyed posting here the last few months, and didn't want to leave without saying anything. Thank you all for contributing to my daily happiness on a regular basis.
Just an fyi in case someone was like "hey, whiteturtle usually posts on everything, and he hasn't done that for a few days." I am currently between jobs and between cities and will likely not have an internet connection for the foreseeable future, and if I do I won't have the time to post all over the place. I may never return to haunt these pages again, sadly. In case (through reading my posts and interacting with my wolfish face) you feel that my presence will be missed, you can reach me at whiteturtle_@hotmail.com, and I will be happy to continue personal correspondence with any of ya'll. I wouldn't do this normally, and feel a tad foolish even, but I have quite enjoyed posting here the last few months, and didn't want to leave without saying anything. Thank you all for contributing to my daily happiness on a regular basis.
pogo
+0 -0
What the f...!? Don't say that, man. You'll be back, better than ever. And how are you gonna read your email without the Internet? Oh, on your phone, maybe? Anyway, use the frickin' computers at the public library if you have to, just don't go.
What the f...!? Don't say that, man. You'll be back, better than ever. And how are you gonna read your email without the Internet? Oh, on your phone, maybe? Anyway, use the frickin' computers at the public library if you have to, just don't go.
cromar
+0 -0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tekende
+0 -1
Come...come back, whiteturtle, I...
I love you.
Come...come back, whiteturtle, I...
I love you.
loneal
+0 -0
Whiteturtle, you can't go! We love you too much! What pogo said about the public libraries. They are a fine source of int0r wabs, and I have heard they even have some in the ethereal region between cities.
Whiteturtle, you can't go! We love you too much! What pogo said about the public libraries. They are a fine source of int0r wabs, and I have heard they even have some in the ethereal region between cities.
doc_rostov
+20 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
plummet
+0 -0
Some sort of chubby-making machine
that is what Rostov is
Some sort of chubby-making machine
that is what Rostov is
falseprophet
+1 -0
Looks to me more like chubby-absorbing, an all-consuming turgidity of engorgement, flowing and leeching our blood, digging its jagged tentacles beneath the surface of skin but twisting them just so until we get strung out on the sensation, drooling with delight as we eagerly move our stiffened arms to the mouse and click yeah that's right click right where he wants it right there click it till it gets all green baby till its green ...
Looks to me more like chubby-absorbing, an all-consuming turgidity of engorgement, flowing and leeching our blood, digging its jagged tentacles beneath the surface of skin but twisting them just so until we get strung out on the sensation, drooling with delight as we eagerly move our stiffened arms to the mouse and click yeah that's right click right where he wants it right there click it till it gets all green baby till its green ...
octafish
+0 -0
That... that is Naked Lunch.
That... that is Naked Lunch.
kamet
+0 -0
In truth.. I am aroused by your comment. Creepy. Not sure whether it's the "jagged tentacles" or the "click it till it gets all green baby".. but eh.
In truth.. I am aroused by your comment. Creepy. Not sure whether it's the "jagged tentacles" or the "click it till it gets all green baby".. but eh.
straw
+0 -0
Perhaps you were Joan Vollmer in a past life?
Perhaps you were Joan Vollmer in a past life?
kamet
+0 -0
Entirely likely.
Entirely likely.
irondave
+2 -0
This is a beautiful and moving tribute, Doc, but now the guy is more or less obligated to leave. Or feel like a jackass, at least temporarily. You are just too good at what you do!
This is a beautiful and moving tribute, Doc, but now the guy is more or less obligated to leave. Or feel like a jackass, at least temporarily. You are just too good at what you do!
iseedeadpixels
+0 -0
I forgot to mention this but I liked how I looked like "the one electronic" in that one first post thing a while back.
I forgot to mention this but I liked how I looked like "the one electronic" in that one first post thing a while back.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
this saddens me very much.
And pogo's right: bullshit excuse. Hit up da liybreriz lik wut.
For real, though.
this saddens me very much.
And pogo's right: bullshit excuse. Hit up da liybreriz lik wut.
For real, though.
daidai
+0 -0
You have my axe.
You have my axe.
anomalous3
+0 -2
Everytime someone says that I want to reply: "No, I have your MOM!"
Everytime someone says that I want to reply: "No, I have your MOM!"
darkernorm
+3 -0
The real shocker in this strip isn't how Roast Beef cold played his own blood, but that a member of his family (Corliss) survived to the age of 51.
The real shocker in this strip isn't how Roast Beef cold played his own blood, but that a member of his family (Corliss) survived to the age of 51.
sleepyhead
+0 -0
im glad im no the only one who noticed this
im glad im no the only one who noticed this
spillingvelvet
+0 -0
beef is taking care of business.
beef is taking care of business.
pogo
+0 -0
Nice "talk to the hand" face
Nice "talk to the hand" face
spillingvelvet
+0 -0
it is mysterious. >.>
it is mysterious. >.>
octafish
+0 -0
... and working overtime?
... and working overtime?
hamscout
+0 -0
...work out!
...work out!
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
I perpoert to no tings. aslo, vbefez shobbizz, befe chavese hellsa sneakly on is bro, dang if dat ant little representable but i dun ishtar judge im, is noit ma palace. switchin' da nananas to finish up, so lol
I perpoert to no tings. aslo, vbefez shobbizz, befe chavese hellsa sneakly on is bro, dang if dat ant little representable but i dun ishtar judge im, is noit ma palace. switchin' da nananas to finish up, so lol
sleepyhead
+0 -0
you play way to much gta 4
you play way to much gta 4
null
+0 -0
It's odd how Showbiz is wearing a wife-beater and shorts, and the store guy has on a uniform, but Roast Beef appears to be naked. I guess that's just how Achewood works.
It's odd how Showbiz is wearing a wife-beater and shorts, and the store guy has on a uniform, but Roast Beef appears to be naked. I guess that's just how Achewood works.
professorriffs
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The store dude is a worker so the uniform enhances his workerocity. 'Biz is a sleazy pony tail haver. His get up expounds upon his crustitude.
Beef is just a straight up raw dudes and there is no clothing which would not hinder this very obvious state of character (e.g. when he tried get all money on planes and Chivas and gave in to the button up shirt).
The store dude is a worker so the uniform enhances his workerocity. 'Biz is a sleazy pony tail haver. His get up expounds upon his crustitude.
Beef is just a straight up raw dudes and there is no clothing which would not hinder this very obvious state of character (e.g. when he tried get all money on planes and Chivas and gave in to the button up shirt).
professorriffs
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Raw dude, not dudes. I apologize for the mistake, it was pure balderdash.
Raw dude, not dudes. I apologize for the mistake, it was pure balderdash.
c_dizzle
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Beefs cunning is manifest early on by the furious scrubbing in panel 3.
Beefs cunning is manifest early on by the furious scrubbing in panel 3.
scantman
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I'm sure someone must have used the "shake hands with beef" Primus reference at some point in the course of this strip. How could they not? Still, it is exactly what I would like to do with beef after he done cold played Showbiz.
I'm sure someone must have used the "shake hands with beef" Primus reference at some point in the course of this strip. How could they not? Still, it is exactly what I would like to do with beef after he done cold played Showbiz.
nice-on-water
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I'd like to see any other writer ever advance a plot through police blotters.
I'd like to see any other writer ever advance a plot through police blotters.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
I reckon Chabon or highsmith could do it...
I reckon Chabon or highsmith could do it...
anitrophaeron
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[rant]Chabon could probably do it, but sometimes he tries to be too much of a smarty-pants for his own good. I read his draft of Spiderman 2 while it was available online and at one point in the stage directions he makes reference to (pre-villain) Dr. Octavius looking at his tentacle device the way a car aficionado would look at a "1971 Chevrolet Barracuda". He specifies year, make, and model. The problem is that Plymouth made the Barracuda, not Chevy, and no true car fan would call a '71 a 'Barracuda', they'd just call it a 'Cuda as it said on the name badge. Finally, while a '71 'Cuda is an exceedingly decent car, it is relatively common. Chabon probably meant a 1970 Hemi 'Cuda convertible which is extraordinarily rare and worth coveting. [/rant]
[rant]Chabon could probably do it, but sometimes he tries to be too much of a smarty-pants for his own good. I read his draft of Spiderman 2 while it was available online and at one point in the stage directions he makes reference to (pre-villain) Dr. Octavius looking at his tentacle device the way a car aficionado would look at a "1971 Chevrolet Barracuda". He specifies year, make, and model. The problem is that Plymouth made the Barracuda, not Chevy, and no true car fan would call a '71 a 'Barracuda', they'd just call it a 'Cuda as it said on the name badge. Finally, while a '71 'Cuda is an exceedingly decent car, it is relatively common. Chabon probably meant a 1970 Hemi 'Cuda convertible which is extraordinarily rare and worth coveting. [/rant]
pogo
+0 -0
This rant ran out of gas around "Plymouth."
This rant ran out of gas around "Plymouth."
anitrophaeron
+0 -0
I suppose you're right. I got drunk last night and all the thoughts that are supposed to stay in my head got posted here.
I suppose you're right. I got drunk last night and all the thoughts that are supposed to stay in my head got posted here.
stereo
+0 -0
How Many Bananas Can A Drunk Man Devour?
Some questions are better off left unanswered.
How Many Bananas Can A Drunk Man Devour?
Some questions are better off left unanswered.
comrade_tom
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It was a remarkably literate durnken rant (with quotes and everything), so it was quite impressive.
Last drunken rant i forced a taxi driver to endure was an incoherent proposal that afghanistan was better off during the eighties resting on the central argument "Cos at least the soviets had feminists and they drank beer and stuff"
In my defence this is why drunk people shouldnt have access to news radio programmes.
It was a remarkably literate durnken rant (with quotes and everything), so it was quite impressive.
Last drunken rant i forced a taxi driver to endure was an incoherent proposal that afghanistan was better off during the eighties resting on the central argument "Cos at least the soviets had feminists and they drank beer and stuff"
In my defence this is why drunk people shouldnt have access to news radio programmes.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Either too many posts or not enough posts here are explained with "I was/am drunk."
Either too many posts or not enough posts here are explained with "I was/am drunk."
aeater
+0 -0
How is that a kitchen, Onstad?
How is that a kitchen, Onstad?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
the Achewood machine sputtered.
the Achewood machine sputtered.
westsider8
+1 -0
It's a pool house. Not even that, it's the guest room inside the pool house, so even though it is Ray's place, I wouldn't expect a subzero and granite countertops.
It's a pool house. Not even that, it's the guest room inside the pool house, so even though it is Ray's place, I wouldn't expect a subzero and granite countertops.
atrusrand
+0 -0
Corliss and Cassandra Kazenzakis.
It makes so much sense now. The parents had no class.
Corliss and Cassandra Kazenzakis.
It makes so much sense now. The parents had no class.
coogs
+0 -0
The bananas manage to swap sides of the bin they're in between panels 8 & 9. Unless panel 9 was drawn looking into a mirror.
The bananas manage to swap sides of the bin they're in between panels 8 & 9. Unless panel 9 was drawn looking into a mirror.
margargaret
+0 -0
That sign is not telling the customer which bin the bananas are in. It's just saying how much each type is.
That sign is not telling the customer which bin the bananas are in. It's just saying how much each type is.
stereo
+0 -0
I was actually wondering why the bananas look so similar, I thought "normal" bananas were always super huge compared to organically grown ones because of all the steroids they feed to bananas to make them more plump.
I was actually wondering why the bananas look so similar, I thought "normal" bananas were always super huge compared to organically grown ones because of all the steroids they feed to bananas to make them more plump.
margargaret
+0 -0
Steroids may make the tree bigger, but they make his banana smaller.
Also, I think that breeding is what makes bananas bigger. Bananas were originally round and had seeds.
Steroids may make the tree bigger, but they make his banana smaller.
Also, I think that breeding is what makes bananas bigger. Bananas were originally round and had seeds.
margargaret
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
margargaret
+0 -0
Now that's a big banana.
Badum-ching!
Now that's a big banana.
Badum-ching!
kamet
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
I am pro big bananas. NATURAL big bananas.
[IMGS OFF]
I am pro big bananas. NATURAL big bananas.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Enjoy the bananas while you can. We may not have them grown for us for much longer.
Enjoy the bananas while you can. We may not have them grown for us for much longer.
margargaret
+0 -0
They said that about chocolate a few years ago, but it never happened.
They said that about chocolate a few years ago, but it never happened.
pogo
+1 -0
Yes, I read that there is really only one banana -- they are all clones or cuttings of the same original plant.
Yes, I read that there is really only one banana -- they are all clones or cuttings of the same original plant.
freelancelove
+0 -0
Confusing, I didn't mean to just chubby that...
Yes there is a kind of severe vulnerability in banana crops globally not because they're all clones but because they're all from the same variety, so any weaknesses one of them has is shared by every other tree being grown commercially, pretty much. I'm sure if someone scrolls down far enough to read this they can wikipedia it and give you the name of the present variety we grow. They had the same problem with another one a few decades back. Cocoa plants are also grown from a small number of varieties, but witches' broom and stuff are less of a threat, I believe, because there is more genetic diversity.
Confusing, I didn't mean to just chubby that...
Yes there is a kind of severe vulnerability in banana crops globally not because they're all clones but because they're all from the same variety, so any weaknesses one of them has is shared by every other tree being grown commercially, pretty much. I'm sure if someone scrolls down far enough to read this they can wikipedia it and give you the name of the present variety we grow. They had the same problem with another one a few decades back. Cocoa plants are also grown from a small number of varieties, but witches' broom and stuff are less of a threat, I believe, because there is more genetic diversity.
pogo
+0 -0
The Cavendish variety is the most popular, I just read in a National Geo article. "The domestic banana that we know and love is an asexual clone, one that results from the sedate, artificial act of vegetative propagation. And no pollinated sex means no annoying seeds, which may be good news for hungry consumers but also means that there's little or no genetic variation%u2014and hence little or no resistance to the banana's many natural enemies."
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/07/0726_wirebanana.html
The Cavendish variety is the most popular, I just read in a National Geo article. "The domestic banana that we know and love is an asexual clone, one that results from the sedate, artificial act of vegetative propagation. And no pollinated sex means no annoying seeds, which may be good news for hungry consumers but also means that there's little or no genetic variation%u2014and hence little or no resistance to the banana's many natural enemies."
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/07/0726_wirebanana.html
hbaranov
+0 -1
We'll always have bananas for one simple reason... Fyffe's grows Bananas in a Hydroponic moon dome in Iceland. Making Icelend the Northern Hemisphere's largest producer and keeping our nana's safe from bugs and such.
We'll always have bananas for one simple reason... Fyffe's grows Bananas in a Hydroponic moon dome in Iceland. Making Icelend the Northern Hemisphere's largest producer and keeping our nana's safe from bugs and such.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Classic Cavendish, all the way!
Classic Cavendish, all the way!
pogo
+0 -0
I say, sir, is that a banana in your pocket?
I say, sir, is that a banana in your pocket?
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
No, my dear man, it is my engorged penis. How is your mother?
No, my dear man, it is my engorged penis. How is your mother?
coogs
+0 -0
why would you stick the bit saying how much the regular bananas on the compartment that's selling organic bananas and vice-versa? It doesn't make sense, unless supermarkets are intentionally confusing in America. Or maybe to wind Showbiz up, which seems a bit like entrapment in that context.
why would you stick the bit saying how much the regular bananas on the compartment that's selling organic bananas and vice-versa? It doesn't make sense, unless supermarkets are intentionally confusing in America. Or maybe to wind Showbiz up, which seems a bit like entrapment in that context.
bleth_
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Maybe it's a sign that you should stop making new accounts and go away.
Note: I am only responding to this in case others don't figure out that this is alreadyinuse and ignore him accordingly. I mean who else would try to register an account name with more than 16 characters?
Maybe it's a sign that you should stop making new accounts and go away.
Note: I am only responding to this in case others don't figure out that this is alreadyinuse and ignore him accordingly. I mean who else would try to register an account name with more than 16 characters?
gladi8orrex
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lol, b nice
lol, b nice
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
gladi8orrex
+0 -2
lol why r balck men like soda mashings? neither work an dey both takes ur money. lol
lol why r balck men like soda mashings? neither work an dey both takes ur money. lol
davey-boy
+0 -0
Fuck the Balkans?
Fuck the Balkans?
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
ethelthefrog
+1 -0
OH MY GOD GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY YOU CANNOT TRY TO DICTATE THE TOPIC AND DIRECTION OF DISCUSSION AND THEN GET PISSED OFF WHEN NOBODY BITES. YOU'RE LIKE THE KID WHO KEEPS CHANGING THE RULES OF HIS MADE-UP IMAGINATION GAME TO SUIT HIMSELF, THEN GETS MAD WHEN THE OTHER KIDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY. FYI: YOU CANNOT CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S REACTIONS.
OH MY GOD GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY YOU CANNOT TRY TO DICTATE THE TOPIC AND DIRECTION OF DISCUSSION AND THEN GET PISSED OFF WHEN NOBODY BITES. YOU'RE LIKE THE KID WHO KEEPS CHANGING THE RULES OF HIS MADE-UP IMAGINATION GAME TO SUIT HIMSELF, THEN GETS MAD WHEN THE OTHER KIDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY. FYI: YOU CANNOT CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S REACTIONS.
bleth_
+0 -0
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
prine
+0 -0
Eat poison
Eat poison
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
You know.. I don't typically have any astute witticisms for assetbar, but I suppose I can take pride in not hiding the vapidity of my comments behind name-changing jackassery.
This mustn't become youtube.
You know.. I don't typically have any astute witticisms for assetbar, but I suppose I can take pride in not hiding the vapidity of my comments behind name-changing jackassery.
This mustn't become youtube.
history
+0 -0
Your avatar makes me...well, I can't say happy can I? But I enjoy that comic to the deepest parts of my soul.
Your avatar makes me...well, I can't say happy can I? But I enjoy that comic to the deepest parts of my soul.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Pictures for sad children?
Pictures for sad children?
history
+0 -0
Yep, that's the one. I usually scan most of the 'major' web comics every week, and Pictures for Sad Children is one that I save until the end so I can look forward to it.
Yep, that's the one. I usually scan most of the 'major' web comics every week, and Pictures for Sad Children is one that I save until the end so I can look forward to it.
gladi8orrex
+1 -1
asins can get mustishs native americasn r luke no hairs at all dey barely have some on dey head. balk people get berds remember danny glover form lethal weapon?
asins can get mustishs native americasn r luke no hairs at all dey barely have some on dey head. balk people get berds remember danny glover form lethal weapon?
pogo
+0 -0
You, bleth__, are a terrorist, so your question is ironic, you douche bag.
You, bleth__, are a terrorist, so your question is ironic, you douche bag.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
Well put, Pogo.
Well put, Pogo.
bleth_
+0 -0
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
bleth_
+0 -0
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
bleth_
+0 -0
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by DarkerNorm, Prine, Comrade_Tom)
A comment left by gladi8orrex was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by DarkerNorm, Prine, Comrade_Tom)
comrade_tom
+0 -0
My "cat hat" had a tumoure once.
Its just not soemthing you should joke about, it was very upsetting.
My "cat hat" had a tumoure once.
Its just not soemthing you should joke about, it was very upsetting.
tekende
+0 -1
Not cool, not funny, not a good comment, then?
Not cool, not funny, not a good comment, then?
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Oh i'd say so, we all have cancerous cat hats, I'm just astounded he can even joke about something like this.
Oh i'd say so, we all have cancerous cat hats, I'm just astounded he can even joke about something like this.
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
she ill b ded sune bcuz she is old 4 a cat so ive ben tkani lost of picktahs so win she goes i ccan has somefink to member her by
she ill b ded sune bcuz she is old 4 a cat so ive ben tkani lost of picktahs so win she goes i ccan has somefink to member her by
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
this is a pretty sad thing.
not the saddest...but in the running.
this is a pretty sad thing.
not the saddest...but in the running.
speth
+0 -0
eating organic food is cool
eating organic food is cool
margargaret
+0 -0
Fuck that.
I just stepped on a knitting needle and it went an inch and a half through my skin (parallel to the skin, so no stigches needed, but still pretty traumatic), so I can't find the link to the really good article I read once on how organic farming is unsustainable.
Help a sista' out doods.
Fuck that.
I just stepped on a knitting needle and it went an inch and a half through my skin (parallel to the skin, so no stigches needed, but still pretty traumatic), so I can't find the link to the really good article I read once on how organic farming is unsustainable.
Help a sista' out doods.
reddwarf
+0 -0
I think that anything can be sustainable if you do it right, especially in moderation.. The human population of the world is sustainable, until we run out of room...
I think that anything can be sustainable if you do it right, especially in moderation.. The human population of the world is sustainable, until we run out of room...
pogo
+0 -0
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mercuri0us, mortshire, dickie_roxx, freelancelove)
A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mercuri0us, mortshire, dickie_roxx, freelancelove)
mortshire
+0 -0
Aww man, pogo. Unnecessary.
Aww man, pogo. Unnecessary.
margargaret
+0 -0
I don't even know how to respond to that.
I don't even know how to respond to that.
quantumcasaba
+1 -0
LOVE KNITS
...you know, I'd better just quit while I'm mediocre.
LOVE KNITS
...you know, I'd better just quit while I'm mediocre.
pogo
+0 -0
You've got the spirit of ridiculousness that others seem to miss, and say I have gone wrong.
You've got the spirit of ridiculousness that others seem to miss, and say I have gone wrong.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
I only meant that in a tongue-in-cheek way, Pogo dear. Please don't take it to heart or think that I do not cherish your face. Your presence here is certainly appreciated ... and not just by the individual who commented to that effect below, but by quite a number of us I'm sure, myself included.
I only meant that in a tongue-in-cheek way, Pogo dear. Please don't take it to heart or think that I do not cherish your face. Your presence here is certainly appreciated ... and not just by the individual who commented to that effect below, but by quite a number of us I'm sure, myself included.
pogo
+0 -0
Now you've got me all blushing and wanting to make a tongue joke. How cheeky.
Now you've got me all blushing and wanting to make a tongue joke. How cheeky.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
See, Pogo, this is where you go wrong.
See, Pogo, this is where you go wrong.
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
prine
+2 -1
This is basically like being endorsed by a gigantic shit stain. This is like a piece of shit cracking open a tiny mouth and admiring your work.
This is basically like being endorsed by a gigantic shit stain. This is like a piece of shit cracking open a tiny mouth and admiring your work.
bleth_
+0 -0
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Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
achilleselbow
+0 -1
How pathetic you are never ceases to astound me. Then I remember you are a 30-year old man and it astounds me even more.
How pathetic you are never ceases to astound me. Then I remember you are a 30-year old man and it astounds me even more.
s5l10ob6i1i1i11
+0 -0
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Comment left by s5l10ob6i1i1i11 ignored.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Keep on raging against the machine, crazy! The people are afraid of incoherence and desperation and thats why I think they're afraid of this post. Wake us up with the knowledge!
Keep on raging against the machine, crazy! The people are afraid of incoherence and desperation and thats why I think they're afraid of this post. Wake us up with the knowledge!
comrade_tom
+0 -0
For fucks sake people, this is a comic about cartoon cats, how does all this fussing and fighting relate in any way to the knuckleheads adventures? just chill the fuck out!
For fucks sake people, this is a comic about cartoon cats, how does all this fussing and fighting relate in any way to the knuckleheads adventures? just chill the fuck out!
whoisspain
+2 -0
Mr. Paragraph is crying because you are abusing members of his family.
Mr. Paragraph is crying because you are abusing members of his family.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
i dun has any chubbz 2 giv my RL name is Cecil pleased to meet u
i dun has any chubbz 2 giv my RL name is Cecil pleased to meet u
bixschmix
+0 -0
IG nore
IG nore
hbaranov
+0 -0
I saw Martin Luther King, paradigm and Technical as well as perspective, injurious and iconoclasm in there.
Stop abusing these words by using them as buzzwords to make you sound smart
I saw Martin Luther King, paradigm and Technical as well as perspective, injurious and iconoclasm in there.
Stop abusing these words by using them as buzzwords to make you sound smart
s5l10ob6i1i1i11
+0 -0
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Comment left by s5l10ob6i1i1i11 ignored.
history
+2 -2
In one sense I agree, I have problems with people enforcing 'normal.' In another sense this is some pretty pretentious posting. You have fallen into the same trap you propose for others (and I'm walking in there behind you). The last sentence is the perfect example. "There is nothing so dangerous as thinking that one knows the truth." So, are you saying that you know that everyone not being able to know the truth is the Truth? I appreciate that you are trying to approach the perspective debate but you need to understand that you cannot claim a higher position for your perspective if you really believe that everyone's perspective is equally of value (Foucault's basic problem); even if your sense of truth is that there is no truth. How do you justify that you are right and others are not? You just offer another perspective, not one that justifies your warnings of danger. I'm not saying you are wrong, but there is a whole other level of questions you need to ask yourself, or if you have, take into account in your posts about perspective. Basically, you have to decide if you want everyone to be right, or if you just want to be right yourself, because it does not seem that any of us can have both.
Are you saying that all perspectives are equally valuable in society? So, a psychopath has an equally valid perspective? So a bigot has an equally valid perspective? Society has restrictions on which perspectives are included and which are excluded. Where I agree with you is when someone sets themselves up as the person who decides for everyone which perspectives are included and which are not. On a message board like this, someone of garden variety dissent shouldn't really be ostracized as badly as you are in my opinion. On the other hand...admit you like it (to yourself at least), because if you didn't you wouldn't keep coming back for more. Hell, I like watching the wreckage in your wake.
In one sense I agree, I have problems with people enforcing 'normal.' In another sense this is some pretty pretentious posting. You have fallen into the same trap you propose for others (and I'm walking in there behind you). The last sentence is the perfect example. "There is nothing so dangerous as thinking that one knows the truth." So, are you saying that you know that everyone not being able to know the truth is the Truth? I appreciate that you are trying to approach the perspective debate but you need to understand that you cannot claim a higher position for your perspective if you really believe that everyone's perspective is equally of value (Foucault's basic problem); even if your sense of truth is that there is no truth. How do you justify that you are right and others are not? You just offer another perspective, not one that justifies your warnings of danger. I'm not saying you are wrong, but there is a whole other level of questions you need to ask yourself, or if you have, take into account in your posts about perspective. Basically, you have to decide if you want everyone to be right, or if you just want to be right yourself, because it does not seem that any of us can have both.
Are you saying that all perspectives are equally valuable in society? So, a psychopath has an equally valid perspective? So a bigot has an equally valid perspective? Society has restrictions on which perspectives are included and which are excluded. Where I agree with you is when someone sets themselves up as the person who decides for everyone which perspectives are included and which are not. On a message board like this, someone of garden variety dissent shouldn't really be ostracized as badly as you are in my opinion. On the other hand...admit you like it (to yourself at least), because if you didn't you wouldn't keep coming back for more. Hell, I like watching the wreckage in your wake.
s5l10ob6i1i1i11
+0 -0
Comment left by s5l10ob6i1i1i11 ignored.
Comment left by s5l10ob6i1i1i11 ignored.
speth
+0 -0
i havent a hells idea what this is about but you guys are nerds
i havent a hells idea what this is about but you guys are nerds
pogo
+0 -0
Okay, History, you've made some very good points and got a yard of drivel-babble in return. See how unrewarding it is to try to make any sense with this person? Please don't engage the troll again.
Okay, History, you've made some very good points and got a yard of drivel-babble in return. See how unrewarding it is to try to make any sense with this person? Please don't engage the troll again.
history
+0 -0
But....I like feeding trolls.
I personally don't mind them that much, but I will take the majority's feelings into consideration and stop the meal here. I will just say two last things to my troll friend there:
1. I will not put you on ignore
2. Do some reading..many great minds have considered these things you want to know about the system already. the Philosophy section is the best place to start. An educated troll is harder to ignore ;).
But....I like feeding trolls.
I personally don't mind them that much, but I will take the majority's feelings into consideration and stop the meal here. I will just say two last things to my troll friend there:
1. I will not put you on ignore
2. Do some reading..many great minds have considered these things you want to know about the system already. the Philosophy section is the best place to start. An educated troll is harder to ignore ;).
prine
+1 -0
Do you honestly think people come here to crunch through an endless wall of pseudo-sociological/psychological/whatever-the-fuck gibberish? I sure don't. I come here to read funny comments. Your comments are about as funny as cancer, and that's on the rare occasion you aren't being deliberately annoying. Go away.
Do you honestly think people come here to crunch through an endless wall of pseudo-sociological/psychological/whatever-the-fuck gibberish? I sure don't. I come here to read funny comments. Your comments are about as funny as cancer, and that's on the rare occasion you aren't being deliberately annoying. Go away.
bixschmix
+0 -0
Don't....
feed....
the troll.
Don't....
feed....
the troll.
irondave
+0 -0
Yes, yes, yes. Again, friends, let me implore you all to use the "ignore" button liberally on this unfortunate man. I now it's tempting, but trying to reason with him, one-up him, or even telling him that you are ignoring him is unproductive. Ignore and move along. Maybe you want to read through all the new comments before clicking ignore, you don't lose the highlights. Then come back and ignore. Do not give it a second thought.
Yes, yes, yes. Again, friends, let me implore you all to use the "ignore" button liberally on this unfortunate man. I now it's tempting, but trying to reason with him, one-up him, or even telling him that you are ignoring him is unproductive. Ignore and move along. Maybe you want to read through all the new comments before clicking ignore, you don't lose the highlights. Then come back and ignore. Do not give it a second thought.
stereo
+0 -0
Praising him doesn't work either, he just ignores it and pretends he's being fully ostracized by everybody. In return Ignore seems reasonable.
Praising him doesn't work either, he just ignores it and pretends he's being fully ostracized by everybody. In return Ignore seems reasonable.
straw
+0 -0
Don't worry man, some of our best minds are right now working on ways to quantify your personal douchiness. Expect a statistically significant study to crop up sometime in 2010.
And remember to check your scientific journals!
Don't worry man, some of our best minds are right now working on ways to quantify your personal douchiness. Expect a statistically significant study to crop up sometime in 2010.
And remember to check your scientific journals!
comrade_tom
+0 -0
reminds me somewhat of "Don't worry its being looked at by "Top Men"" from raiders of the lost ark.
Bleth's posts being loaded up into crates pushed down into a cavernous warehouse...
reminds me somewhat of "Don't worry its being looked at by "Top Men"" from raiders of the lost ark.
Bleth's posts being loaded up into crates pushed down into a cavernous warehouse...
kickstart
+0 -0
I think that knowledge will soothe our a(gitated)ssetbar.
I think that knowledge will soothe our a(gitated)ssetbar.
tekende
+0 -1
Virtual chubby, prine. Virtual chubby. That was excellent.
Virtual chubby, prine. Virtual chubby. That was excellent.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
HA
HA
lesigh
+0 -0
So...has no one else pondered the ramifications of Showbiz and Mrs. Kazenzakis being jailed in the same place?
So...has no one else pondered the ramifications of Showbiz and Mrs. Kazenzakis being jailed in the same place?
gladi8orrex
+2 -0
ramifications, lol porn reference
ramifications, lol porn reference
wonelove
+0 -0
Tequiza IN the market!
Tequiza IN the market!
skoora
+0 -0
Fuck you, Showbiz, you are a dick.
Fuck you, Showbiz, you are a dick.
evolume
+0 -0
NOT EVEN SHYMALANANA CAN TWIST LIKE THIS!
NOT EVEN SHYMALANANA CAN TWIST LIKE THIS!
bleth_
+0 -0
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
octafish
+0 -0
I like to think that after the wedding Roast Beef will bail Showbiz out. He is his twin brother after all. Maybe he'll get Ray to post bail after he and Molly have left for their honeymoon. Beefs conscience would destroy his marital bliss otherwise.
I like to think that after the wedding Roast Beef will bail Showbiz out. He is his twin brother after all. Maybe he'll get Ray to post bail after he and Molly have left for their honeymoon. Beefs conscience would destroy his marital bliss otherwise.
falseprophet
+14 -1
Dear ROAST BEEF,
I am so sorry that I FORGOT TO POST BAIL FOR YOUR BROTHER. I assure you that I will ALSO FORGOT TO SET TIVO FOR MYTHBUSTERS to make up for this. While you have no reason to trust me, you must believe that I LEFT IT SET TO THE SPICE NETWORK AND THE FOOD NETWORK AND NOW THE HARD DRIVE IS FULL OF ASSPARADE AND THAT'S SOME NICE CAKE THERE STARRING GARY BUSEY EPISODES. There will come a day when IS IT OKAY IF I ERASE TORCHWOOD TO MAKE ROOM THANKS MAN, SIGNED RAY and you will be proud of me, and glad that you did. Please forgive me.
Your dear friend,
SMUCKLES
Dear ROAST BEEF,
I am so sorry that I FORGOT TO POST BAIL FOR YOUR BROTHER. I assure you that I will ALSO FORGOT TO SET TIVO FOR MYTHBUSTERS to make up for this. While you have no reason to trust me, you must believe that I LEFT IT SET TO THE SPICE NETWORK AND THE FOOD NETWORK AND NOW THE HARD DRIVE IS FULL OF ASSPARADE AND THAT'S SOME NICE CAKE THERE STARRING GARY BUSEY EPISODES. There will come a day when IS IT OKAY IF I ERASE TORCHWOOD TO MAKE ROOM THANKS MAN, SIGNED RAY and you will be proud of me, and glad that you did. Please forgive me.
Your dear friend,
SMUCKLES
111l1ll1lll11ll
+0 -0
Comment left by 111l1ll1lll11ll ignored.
Comment left by 111l1ll1lll11ll ignored.
envika
+0 -0
cunt
cunt
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Did you make this up, or is a direct quote from the comic? It is completely hilarious. More people should see this, I'm serious.
Did you make this up, or is a direct quote from the comic? It is completely hilarious. More people should see this, I'm serious.
butta
+0 -0
Go Beef! Woo!
Go Beef! Woo!
ford
+0 -0
OH GOD GEORGE IS DEAD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD GEORGE IS DEAD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
ford
+0 -0
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO
whoisspain
+0 -0
I just heard. Always the good guys. I hope he's not gone to a better place.
I just heard. Always the good guys. I hope he's not gone to a better place.
chuvak
+0 -0
He did - the future. Be excellent to each other.
He did - the future. Be excellent to each other.
whoisspain
+0 -0
I am ambivalent towards Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. On the one hand, it is a wonderful slice of gloriously dumb comedy. On the other hand, it launched the career of Keanu Reeves. This is a big cost to be put against the net benefit of the existence of the film.
I am ambivalent towards Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. On the one hand, it is a wonderful slice of gloriously dumb comedy. On the other hand, it launched the career of Keanu Reeves. This is a big cost to be put against the net benefit of the existence of the film.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
If Carlin is remembered for nothing more than his work in Bill & Ted's he'll be remembered fondly. What a thoroughly excellent movie. I still can't drive through San Dimas without quoting a line from that film.
If Carlin is remembered for nothing more than his work in Bill & Ted's he'll be remembered fondly. What a thoroughly excellent movie. I still can't drive through San Dimas without quoting a line from that film.
hamscout
+0 -0
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits !
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits !
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
What can you do when emoticons don't do justice to the pain you feel inside?
What can you do when emoticons don't do justice to the pain you feel inside?
falseprophet
+0 -0
vChub. I like how you linked to the lyrics page rather than an online video, subtly pointing out the very poetry , sir, of Carlin's stand-up performance.
vChub. I like how you linked to the lyrics page rather than an online video, subtly pointing out the very poetry , sir, of Carlin's stand-up performance.
pogo
+0 -0
Thanks for the exact quote. Carlin was very prooud of the rhythm and cadence of that passage, comparing it to jazz.
Thanks for the exact quote. Carlin was very prooud of the rhythm and cadence of that passage, comparing it to jazz.
pogo
+0 -0
He was proud as well.
He was proud as well.
dasilodavi
+1 -0
Normally I hate posting in here when it's not about the strip. But George Carlin was like a hero to me, he was the first stand-up comedian I have memories of. His material, a mix of linguistic word-play and daily observations, brought us humor in the most unlikely of places.
He is a legend, and he will be missed.
Normally I hate posting in here when it's not about the strip. But George Carlin was like a hero to me, he was the first stand-up comedian I have memories of. His material, a mix of linguistic word-play and daily observations, brought us humor in the most unlikely of places.
He is a legend, and he will be missed.
davey-boy
+0 -0
It is always sad to lose someone who had something interesting to say.
It is always sad to lose someone who had something interesting to say.
lateadopter
+0 -0
I was just thinking that Showbiz looks like Carlin, especially with the eyebrows on the "BRAAAAP!"
I was just thinking that Showbiz looks like Carlin, especially with the eyebrows on the "BRAAAAP!"
pogo
+0 -0
Nice call. Carlin was kind of a Showbiz character to the mainstream culture.
Nice call. Carlin was kind of a Showbiz character to the mainstream culture.
orvel
+0 -0
Thought you all might like to check out the Diesel Sweeties take on the Saddest Thing .
Thought you all might like to check out the Diesel Sweeties take on the Saddest Thing .
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
a good start but they need to dig deeper..what monsters lie 'midst the synapses of those folk...
a good start but they need to dig deeper..what monsters lie 'midst the synapses of those folk...
cromar
+0 -0
Mmm. Onstad knows more about the saddest thing.
Mmm. Onstad knows more about the saddest thing.
paradigmeyes
+0 -0
that mustachioed grocery cat looks a little like Uncle Buck.
that mustachioed grocery cat looks a little like Uncle Buck.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
in that he's fat and would completely do the same thing to Bug next chance he got, maybe.
i suppose i can see it in the second panel of his.. ever so slightly.
in that he's fat and would completely do the same thing to Bug next chance he got, maybe.
i suppose i can see it in the second panel of his.. ever so slightly.
pogo
+0 -0
Well, gotta go to a teambuilding picnic here at work. I'll miss out on the new Tuesday strip. Play nice, ignore the troll, and I'll catch you on the flip side, kids.
Well, gotta go to a teambuilding picnic here at work. I'll miss out on the new Tuesday strip. Play nice, ignore the troll, and I'll catch you on the flip side, kids.
tekende
+0 -1
Will there be a sack race? There's going to be a sack race, isn't there.
Will there be a sack race? There's going to be a sack race, isn't there.
irondave
+1 -0
A wicked sack race.
What circle of hell are you in, there, pogo?
A wicked sack race.
What circle of hell are you in, there, pogo?
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Picnics are probably the best way to bring people together.
Well that and treasure hunts.
Picnics are probably the best way to bring people together.
Well that and treasure hunts.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Orgies man, orgies.
Orgies man, orgies.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Oohh, how delightfully decadent
Oohh, how delightfully decadent
kamet
+0 -0
Jombe!! More chocolate!
Jombe!! More chocolate!
getlaid
+0 -0
Getting drunk and smoking banana peels, obviously a throwback to Bill The Cat . If you notice it looks like he is holding a joint.
Getting drunk and smoking banana peels, obviously a throwback to Bill The Cat . If you notice it looks like he is holding a joint.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
Oh man, oh man, oh man. George is gone. I never even got to see him, and now it's too late. Eff-word!
Looking at the bright side, now I will be watching and waiting for a chance to say, "If that's a thing." all innocent-like to some functionary. Hee-hee. Bye George.
Oh man, oh man, oh man. George is gone. I never even got to see him, and now it's too late. Eff-word!
Looking at the bright side, now I will be watching and waiting for a chance to say, "If that's a thing." all innocent-like to some functionary. Hee-hee. Bye George.
sydiot
+0 -0
Wow...I never imagined Corliss was herself into hell of circumstances, outside of being poor role model and overall downer.
Wow...I never imagined Corliss was herself into hell of circumstances, outside of being poor role model and overall downer.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
She's actually been pretty conspicuous by her absence. It was fairly evident that her absence was substance related. Now we have a sworn affidavit by a member of Achewood's finest - it's in the Police Blotter. .
She's actually been pretty conspicuous by her absence. It was fairly evident that her absence was substance related. Now we have a sworn affidavit by a member of Achewood's finest - it's in the Police Blotter. .
randyleepublic
+0 -0
Actually, maybe East Achewood's finest. The incident did take place on East Palmer after all.
Actually, maybe East Achewood's finest. The incident did take place on East Palmer after all.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
I'm thinking that Mr. Onstad is wracking his brain right now to come up with a salute to the departed Mr. Carlin. I don't envy him this one bit. George's death leaves me numb - to create some salute or tribute, no way! Advance virtual chubbies to Onstad for his diligence and grit.
I'm thinking that Mr. Onstad is wracking his brain right now to come up with a salute to the departed Mr. Carlin. I don't envy him this one bit. George's death leaves me numb - to create some salute or tribute, no way! Advance virtual chubbies to Onstad for his diligence and grit.
randyleepublic
+1 -0
Check out frames 3, 4, and 5. When Beef uses italics, WATCH OUT! Fools are going down.
P. S. When the Police Blotter says "[Man]", it means "Asshole".
Check out frames 3, 4, and 5. When Beef uses italics, WATCH OUT! Fools are going down.
P. S. When the Police Blotter says "[Man]", it means "Asshole".
albinosquid
+13 -0
This post is quite late, and therefore likely to be seen by exactly no one. But in case any of you kids are glorifying produce bin mayhem, I feel that it's a story that needs to be told.
During my lunch break, I for some reason walk over to the nearby supermarket and buy a peach. There are two displays of peaches side-by-side...each virtually identical, with the difference being that one seems to be sprayed with some sort of pesticide that gives me a mild allergic reaction, and the other one is simply delicious peachy goodness.
Today, with a whole $2.50 burning a hole in my pocket, I thought I'd splurge and get two peaches. Ever careful, I took two from the correct bin and ate them on the way back to work.
But lo, horror of horrors: someone had carelessly or maliciously placed the wrong peaches in the bin . Within half an hour, my arms and hands were covered in red dots, my face went pale, and I had to leave work. I've been violently ill since. I'm not shitting you.
So kids, view the produce bin as a sacred receptacle whose contents should never be trifled with. It might seem like fun at the time (and judging by the reaction of some of my co-workers, might seem hilarious afterwards), but every cause has an effect. And in this case, that effect was that I got to go home early looking like I had some mutant strain of monkey pox.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Council For the Defense of Fruit Bin Homogeny
This post is quite late, and therefore likely to be seen by exactly no one. But in case any of you kids are glorifying produce bin mayhem, I feel that it's a story that needs to be told.
During my lunch break, I for some reason walk over to the nearby supermarket and buy a peach. There are two displays of peaches side-by-side...each virtually identical, with the difference being that one seems to be sprayed with some sort of pesticide that gives me a mild allergic reaction, and the other one is simply delicious peachy goodness.
Today, with a whole $2.50 burning a hole in my pocket, I thought I'd splurge and get two peaches. Ever careful, I took two from the correct bin and ate them on the way back to work.
But lo, horror of horrors: someone had carelessly or maliciously placed the wrong peaches in the bin . Within half an hour, my arms and hands were covered in red dots, my face went pale, and I had to leave work. I've been violently ill since. I'm not shitting you.
So kids, view the produce bin as a sacred receptacle whose contents should never be trifled with. It might seem like fun at the time (and judging by the reaction of some of my co-workers, might seem hilarious afterwards), but every cause has an effect. And in this case, that effect was that I got to go home early looking like I had some mutant strain of monkey pox.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Council For the Defense of Fruit Bin Homogeny
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Oh, terrible.
I have been too friendly unfortunately, and have no consolation chubbies.
Oh, terrible.
I have been too friendly unfortunately, and have no consolation chubbies.
albinosquid
+0 -0
On the bright side, as I was getting sick, all I could think of was "a relevant anecdote for Assetbar!", which made it one of the most fulfilling allergic reactions a person could hope for.
On the bright side, as I was getting sick, all I could think of was "a relevant anecdote for Assetbar!", which made it one of the most fulfilling allergic reactions a person could hope for.
fattybeaver
+1 -0
I think the fact that he grabbed a basket makes it obvious he has no intention of buying a case of anything.
I think the fact that he grabbed a basket makes it obvious he has no intention of buying a case of anything.
coherentaxe
+0 -0
I enjoy the point you have made.
I enjoy the point you have made.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
I enjoy your boobs.
I enjoy your boobs.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Panel 9 got me hooked on Achewood. I love how awkward Beef is in the first 3 panels, too. Just classic.
Panel 9 got me hooked on Achewood. I love how awkward Beef is in the first 3 panels, too. Just classic.
tragicone
+0 -0
You know, I just for the first time caught that his mom was arrested with crystal meth.
The dude is from circumstances.
You know, I just for the first time caught that his mom was arrested with crystal meth.
The dude is from circumstances.
rockinandres
+0 -0
Classic Onstad! Deliver the punchline, and then ramble on for a little while longer about how Beef's mother is getting arrested for meth possession! Comedy certainly is fun!
Classic Onstad! Deliver the punchline, and then ramble on for a little while longer about how Beef's mother is getting arrested for meth possession! Comedy certainly is fun!
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
teledildonics
teledildonics
Wow, man. Beef cold played him.
Well done, sir.
A comment left by zwab was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by TwoRightFeet, Rainwolfj, charchar, DirePhoenix)
I like that the blotter is directly quoting Beef there.
"uh no sir I did not expect the son of a bitch to make bail that was the plan"
They're suspiciously diligent, it's true. Somebody at the Achewood Sentinel is gunning for the first ever Pulitzer Prize in Police Blottery. (Blotting?)
Beef got the chessboard out and whacked a mole all at the same time.
This sorta cold calculation is surprising from a man who's family currently holds the top two spots on the achewood police blotter.
Perhaps they are not seperate incidents. Perhaps Beef made an anonymous complaint before hand, safe in the assumption that his mother would probably be yelling at something, and be on meth. Almost remniscent of Micheal Corleone clearing out the dons at his son's baptism.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
Comment left by bleth_ ignored.
frightening!
HAMMOND, IN - An anonymous tip led police to an abandoned 1982 Subaru Brat on Summer Street. Inside the trunk were six black garbage bags which contained the pieces of one Ms. Bleth _, old, of Chicago. Around her body were millions upon millions of sticky ants. Police are searching for
oh dont drive through indiana
our weather is bad enough without the curse of god following you into town
Extremely appropriate avatar, sir.
i do not want to hang out but i will make a recording of myself reading all the text from the wikipedia article for "teledildonics" if you will promise to listen to it on repeat for the entire duration of your trip from chicago to ocean
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Bleth_, that's like social vampirism. Your first contribution to this board is basically asking people from Assetbar to travel distances in order to entertain you.
No one caught on to the fact that this is alreadyinuse again?
Oh no, we know that for sure. Its just that noone felt the need to state the obvious.
Barry Onyx did not seem to clue in, and no one was pleading the ignore feature, so I assumed that it was so.
People like alreadyinuse/bleth/glyc are why the Ignore User feature was invented and I thank the powers that be for it a lot these days.
It'd be nice if his IP could be banned though.
That's not fair. Maybe it's his little brother.
What an unlikely scenario!
IP bans are no good. All he needs to do is reboot his router and get a new DHCP address and he's past it. This sort of thing pretty much has to be handled by the community. All the people saying DON'T REPLY TO HIM need to be listened to. Complaining about him is the absolute worst idea, and making witty remarks to anything he says just makes it worse.
Comment left by s5l10ob6i1i1i11 ignored.
The DHCP protocol has a specific means for requesting a new random address. Most ISPs enable this. If nothing else, most ISPs lease between 2 and 4 different addresses to a endpoint (home), one for each computer. You can grab one on computer A, get banned on computer B, then tell B to spoof the MAC address of A and it will automagically grab the IP address of A as well.
There are a lot of tricks to getting around dynamic IPs, and if we ban IPs and someone switches, it could very well block out a totally innocent user in the same area (this does happen a fair bit).
I'm thinking of a new policy where I keep AIU on ignore, and start burning all my lames on the people who keep responding to him. A couple of people using that policy could get him properly ignored in a matter of days.
This is not a bad idea, hedonismbot. I'd join you, but I only get one lame every...I don't know, week or something?
I kind of like that policy. When I have lames to give, I shall follow your example.
I'll give more warning on a fresh comic, only three people are reading this one today. I gots like, a jillion lames because I am such a nice person. I will unload on anyone who responds to him, while knowing who he is, and isn't Edwell. Nobody gets to lame him.
You have my lame AX
I'm with it, I'm sick of dude.
Ok, I am one of those people that like to flame aiu, the only reason I don't have him on ignore is so that I can come up with different ways of calling him a fucking idiot. But ultimately this board would be better without him so I will stop responding and I will even join you in laming people who respond to him, unless their comment is particularly meritorious.
Comment left by 111l1ll1lll11ll ignored.
Sorry... got a little trigger happy there.
I'll join in on this with the caveat that I won't lame anyone responding to a sensible post. I don't mind him being around when he isn't being a fuck-knuckle.
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Hedonismbot, how you be so genius?
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I just popped my ignore cherry. It feels... clean.
I almost never ignore and rarely lame (not to mention post infrequently). But Hedonismbot has my vote on this.
For Jebus' sake - the AIU's created 4 new identities on this day alone.
can you do that anyway, please good sir?
Damn, Manflesh! I didn't know you had a romantic side of you!
I'm a little worried about that quote.
"I did not expect the son of a bitch to make bail" implies that Showbiz did make bail, contrary to Beef's expectations.
The judicial system probably has more pressing cases than some guy messing with produce bins, so there's a good chance he'd have a month or so before his court date.
It was worded in context of the interview. Beef SAID that he didn't expect the [man] to make bail [this time]"
No worries. Beef put thought into this: it cannot go wrong.
If you feel the urge to lame doc_rostov's post below, take pity and lame this sacrifice instead. It might be a paltry one but it is all I can offer at this hour :(
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This was exactly my favorite part of the strip, too, the brackets all inviting us to imagine the possible epithets Beef could have spewed that would be deemed unprintable by the Achewood Police Blotter.
Calling someone a son of a bitch doesn't really work when they are you brother.
Your not you dammit
[IMGS OFF]
Pretty awesome man!
I love that you matted it against AssetBar Chubby green, in anticipation of the rush of chubbies you would receive.
Incidentally, 212 so far! Congratulations, I think you might have set a new record.
eugh go and die
It's a transparent GIF...
word up.
like hell anybody but edwell would be so presumptuous to 'matte' a gif chubby green.
A comment left by dangelder was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by GloomyTangent, plummet, KaMeT, Lainestin, woodenteeth, HolyQ, aHatOfPig)
Not you.
....i'm foncused by what you were trying to convey here.
from what I can gather he was going for the 3 lame orange background blend. now if only that existed he would be golden
I was going for retard points
Looks like you got 'em.
You can see rostov is a true craftsman, he made the background transparent, so when he was chubbied above the threshold it wouldn't look unsightly.
I tip my hat to you sir.
You gotta think ahead when you're knee deep in the Assetbar game and fighting for the chubbies every day.
... I would buy that shirt. Are you sure you're not Onstad in disguise?
yes! in a combo pack with an analog wristwatch that looks like how Showbiz tells time
You have taken my portmanteau and made portmaneart--a man after my own portmantheart!
Thank you! Wonderful!
Who lamed this?
Step forward. I demand justice.
Ok, I usually don't tattle but it was totally Blastradius. I seen him do it. And he was all talking down about you as he did it, too. He was like, "I can lame whatever I wanna lame. Who's gonna stop me? That little bitch onepapertiger? Not likely! 'Paper tiger' is right, I'm not afraid of him!" And then I told him that you wouldn't like it but he did it anyway.
It's a Beck song I couldn't stop playing. I shot it one day and used it as my screenname for everything. It will be immortal for all time.
I'm immortal for three weeks a year.
I never know which three weeks but it's still comforting, like a pair of boxers full of jelly.
J-e-l-l-o
ITS ALIVE.
Go on, heh? Find out if he's alive--AAAHH-HAHAHA-hack, wheeze, drink of water--Eah, I sweardagud I just kills myself some nights.
Not even I would lame that.
Pumjesticles! your liege lord demands justice!
And so justice was served!
WHAT NEWS FROM THE NORTH, PUMJESTICLES?
(Enter OSRIC, PUMJESTICLES, TORCHBEARERS,HERALDS)
PUMJESTICLES:As sure as there is angst in a Radiohead song, so too was justice done in Northern climes. Young and Old joined in chubbying rejoiced anew and neither lames nor the beprattling myrmidon were sighted till the matins bell chimed.
(exeunt)
It makes me sad that this post won't get the chubbies it deserves.
I've had "Pumjesticles" running through my head all day, but pronounced like all Greek like... missed something definitely.
Agreed.
Everybody listen to "Tha Carter III"/Grizzly Bear/Iron Horse's cover of Modest Mouse's "Interstate 8" in week-long increments that is all.
Really strange but the original Modest Mouse version of Interstate 8 was like halfway through playing when I happened to read this. I don't see how Album/Band/Band connects to make a cover of one song, and especially not those albums and bands. But I am interested!
That is an incredible goddamned idea. But, I am sorry to explain, those were three separate suggestions. But I think if you tried to actually put that together, the group would likely cancel itself out in a puff of unrelated excellence and we would be left with a half-page of Isaac Brocks' lyrics on a dusty rug, written on the back of a receipt, all cigarette-burn in the side of the page, empty bag of meth blows past because of a rotary fan. Somebody is knocking patiently on the door, but no one stirs...
The cover (incredible): https://songza.com/z/7t50f2
right click, save image as...
as what
as WHAT
hahaha
that was some pro ice Leavery...
Looks as though the GOF isn't the only discipline mastered by Ramses Luther which Beef has sought to become an adept of.
Some folk, gawkers like us, see a storm brewin' on the horizon and titter and cluck about how the mystery man, the hero from out of town'll stride in at the last moment n' put things right in a crucible of pain and glory. But there are other folks, though, like those who know they won't be able to rest their head easy beside that of the woman they made a promise to on a July day if they don't put down the trouble that's theirs to be put down. And folks like that take care of the trouble in their own way, quiet and subtle, the only trace a blip in the back pages of the daily rag, without callin' out to the big heavy regulators from way down the road. No messiah with blood on his hands makin' an impudent fool suffer in the house of God, just a man keeping his house in order. My hat's off to you, Mr. Kazenzakis.
THE COEN BROTHERS!? So THAT'S where you guys try out new material.
You sometimes forget how stone cold Beef can play the game until incidents like this or the Great Outdoor Fight. Or stealing Pat's spaceship to go think about programming *forever.*