vegasrebel29
+7 -0
Words? Where we're going, we don't need words.
Words? Where we're going, we don't need words.
berami
+0 -0
I' not ready to be relieved by this yet... I'm still worried something will happen to Phillipe. That arithmatic better not run his homecoming.
I' not ready to be relieved by this yet... I'm still worried something will happen to Phillipe. That arithmatic better not run his homecoming.
wiliamthepleasr
+2 -0
I haven't seen assetbar this nervous since the strip before the math.
I haven't seen assetbar this nervous since the strip before the math.
lexsenthur
+7 -0
This *is* the internet. We have been programed to assume that everything we love will one day release of video involving buttsexacts. We all hope that the things of our youth won't grow up, and act shocked when they do, but in our brain's heart, we knew innocence would not last forever.
This *is* the internet. We have been programed to assume that everything we love will one day release of video involving buttsexacts. We all hope that the things of our youth won't grow up, and act shocked when they do, but in our brain's heart, we knew innocence would not last forever.
connormc
+20 -0
Welcome to the only game in town.
Welcome to the only game in town.
carlyle
+4 -0
I haven't seen assetbar this nervous since they feared missing the Chicken Recipe.
I haven't seen assetbar this nervous since they feared missing the Chicken Recipe.
aperson
+5 -0
Baby-conceiving-time arithmetic? Nah.
Baby-conceiving-time arithmetic? Nah.
peterjoel
+0 -0
Yes!!
Yes!!
granularsilica
+0 -0
YES X 2
YES X 2
spazdor
+0 -0
blah blah "and divide our legs and then multiply."
blah blah "and divide our legs and then multiply."
bigtom
+7 -0
Or maybe Steve is trying to figure out how Phillipe has been five for the past ten or fifteen years
Or maybe Steve is trying to figure out how Phillipe has been five for the past ten or fifteen years
actualtaunt
+5 -0
I don't know, DAVID BOWIE/FAIRY KING, how would a mortal child remain 5 years old for 10 years? [b]HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN? [b]
Fucking changelings.
I don't know, DAVID BOWIE/FAIRY KING, how would a mortal child remain 5 years old for 10 years? [b]HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN? [b]
Fucking changelings.
actualtaunt
+1 -0
fucking. bbcode.
fucking. bbcode.
zaer
+8 -0
Fucking .
Fucking .
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Fucking robots.
Fucking robots.
spicyponyhead
+4 -0
Stop looking at my bookmarks, man.
Stop looking at my bookmarks, man.
belgand
+0 -0
Anything that isn't at least a little anthropomorphic is just a fancy vibrator.
That is, unless it was robots fucking. Which I strongly approve of.
Watching FuckingMachines and Mythbusters back-to-back gives you really weird opinions about Grant.
Anything that isn't at least a little anthropomorphic is just a fancy vibrator.
That is, unless it was robots fucking. Which I strongly approve of.
Watching FuckingMachines and Mythbusters back-to-back gives you really weird opinions about Grant.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Boakface
I...er...was looking at your necklace.
Boakface
I...er...was looking at your necklace.
streever
+0 -0
can you... uhm, can you share those bookmarks with me?
can you... uhm, can you share those bookmarks with me?
spazdor
+8 -0
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
dacapn
+0 -1
chubbied for the wigu/oc ref.
chubbied for the wigu/oc ref.
ratacattt
+0 -0
nice avatar. a little high brow and intellectual, but still okay.
nice avatar. a little high brow and intellectual, but still okay.
shelbydavis
+1 -1
chubbied for the ICP ref.
ftfy
chubbied for the ICP ref.
ftfy
zaer
+3 -0
Quote:
I don't know but I wouldn't talk to a scientist... Those motherfuckers always get me pissed
Quote:
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
I don't know but I wouldn't talk to a scientist... Those motherfuckers always get me pissed
spazdor
+2 -0
"I swear to god, man. Helping the Verizon man find my account was excruciating. It was like defusing a bomb over the phone. It was like... it was like explaining magnetism to Juggalos. "
"I swear to god, man. Helping the Verizon man find my account was excruciating. It was like defusing a bomb over the phone. It was like... it was like explaining magnetism to Juggalos. "
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
I honestly have no idea what the hell that's all about.
Help a guy out?
I honestly have no idea what the hell that's all about.
Help a guy out?
hedonismbot
+5 -0
You rang?
You rang?
granularsilica
+1 -0
And in a hilarious cameo walk-on, everyone's favorite erotic machine shows up!
And in a hilarious cameo walk-on, everyone's favorite erotic machine shows up!
belgand
+0 -0
We don't see him nearly often enough these days. I presume he's busy with floozies.
We don't see him nearly often enough these days. I presume he's busy with floozies.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
He's teaching a course on floozies at the local community college.
He's teaching a course on floozies at the local community college.
belgand
+0 -0
I know. I attended a series of lectures that he was giving on the subject in a nearby town.
I know. I attended a series of lectures that he was giving on the subject in a nearby town.
odog
+0 -0
Phillipe's age is like the speed of light, a universal constant for all inertial observers. The universe knows how to deal with this shit.
Phillipe's age is like the speed of light, a universal constant for all inertial observers. The universe knows how to deal with this shit.
ratacattt
+0 -0
The speed of light is far from constant. For instance, in a Bose%u2013Einstein condensate, light can slow down to the speed of a fast bicycle.
The speed of light is far from constant. For instance, in a Bose%u2013Einstein condensate, light can slow down to the speed of a fast bicycle.
odog
+0 -0
In a vacuum, excuse me.
In a vacuum, excuse me.
wiliamthepleasr
+0 -0
You thought you had it covered with your "inertial observers," didn't you? Didn't you?!
You thought you had it covered with your "inertial observers," didn't you? Didn't you?!
urbanoutlaw
+7 -0
Book 'em, Lou.
Book 'em, Lou.
salvar
+0 -0
Yeesss...
Yeesss...
thegoblins
+2 -0
Who do?
Who do?
bigtom
+2 -0
you do
you do
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Do what?
Do what?
breastman
+1 -0
Remind me of an otter.
Remind me of an otter.
dusty
+2 -0
Who's cussing?
Who's cussing?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Are you cussing me out?
Are you cussing me out?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Don't you do cusses at me, goddammit!
Don't you do cusses at me, goddammit!
plummet
+0 -0
Lyle's cussing!
Lyle's cussing!
thegoblins
+0 -0
F&@($*#& N&*#$(&@
F&@($*#& N&*#$(&@
dusty
+0 -0
No cussing!
No cussing!
belgand
+0 -0
Fuck Nazis must die!
Fuck Nazis must die!
thegoblins
+0 -0
With otter power.
With otter power.
arbie
+2 -0
I am guessing a Svenhard's is a professional's squanching of a loaf of poop in the backyard of a client.
I also think this is what doing arithmetic is.
I am guessing a Svenhard's is a professional's squanching of a loaf of poop in the backyard of a client.
I also think this is what doing arithmetic is.
chalibaeus
+1 -0
You're half right on both accounts.
You're half right on both accounts.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
Unfortunately, in the accounting world that's quite enough wrongness to justify being let go.
Unfortunately, in the accounting world that's quite enough wrongness to justify being let go.
mockereo
+3 -0
they appear to be a Swedish bakery that makes danishes . what a confused, sad company.
they appear to be a Swedish bakery that makes danishes . what a confused, sad company.
belgand
+0 -0
Danishes are actually Austrian in origin and even the Austrians might have gotten the idea from the Turks. They aren't exactly even Danish either as they became popular throughout Scandinavia. They were simply introduced to the US as "Danish pastries" by an enterprising Dane who wanted to steal all the glory for himself.
Danishes are actually Austrian in origin and even the Austrians might have gotten the idea from the Turks. They aren't exactly even Danish either as they became popular throughout Scandinavia. They were simply introduced to the US as "Danish pastries" by an enterprising Dane who wanted to steal all the glory for himself.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
it worked the same way that marketing items as "french" made some americans percieve them as sophisticated and exotic.
it worked the same way that marketing items as "french" made some americans percieve them as sophisticated and exotic.
ratacattt
+0 -0
French vaginas are sophisticated and exotic
French vaginas are sophisticated and exotic
wiliamthepleasr
+2 -0
also masculine.
also masculine.
belgand
+0 -0
Which explains a lot about why the French are so enthused about making most of their love with their mouths.
Which explains a lot about why the French are so enthused about making most of their love with their mouths.
mockereo
+0 -0
i assume you mean french kissing here, but i immediately imagined two french people enthusiastically and animatedly discussing how much better 69ing is over dick-in-vajayjay sex.
i assume you mean french kissing here, but i immediately imagined two french people enthusiastically and animatedly discussing how much better 69ing is over dick-in-vajayjay sex.
belgand
+0 -0
I meant, more accurately at least, how in the sex-for-money trade oral is known as "French". Much as anal sex is referred to as "Greek".
Belgand prefers a lady who is fluent in "Hungarian".
I meant, more accurately at least, how in the sex-for-money trade oral is known as "French". Much as anal sex is referred to as "Greek".
Belgand prefers a lady who is fluent in "Hungarian".
dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+35 -0
a svenhard's is when you give a rimjob to an adult but wholly believe that you are giving a rimjob to a child
a svenhard's is when you give a rimjob to an adult but wholly believe that you are giving a rimjob to a child
gormster
+0 -0
It is named after its inventor, Julius Svenhard, convicted Swedish pedophile.
It is named after its inventor, Julius Svenhard, convicted Swedish pedophile.
shinkusan
+4 -0
Convicted Swedish INTENDED pedophile. He wholly believed he was giving it to a child.
Convicted Swedish INTENDED pedophile. He wholly believed he was giving it to a child.
farqussus
+4 -0
so if you think you're raping someone but they actually want it is it still rape? Is rape only in the eye of the beraped? Have I said rape too many times?
so if you think you're raping someone but they actually want it is it still rape? Is rape only in the eye of the beraped? Have I said rape too many times?
actualtaunt
+7 -0
When I was a young boy who wanted to go to seminary, I asked the question:
"Father, if a person is instructed that something innocent, such as dancing, is a sin, is it still sinful to do? Is it enough to intend to sin?"
I never got a straight answer. He said no, but his eyes said yes.
When I was a young boy who wanted to go to seminary, I asked the question:
"Father, if a person is instructed that something innocent, such as dancing, is a sin, is it still sinful to do? Is it enough to intend to sin?"
I never got a straight answer. He said no, but his eyes said yes.
puguglypress
+1 -0
"He said no, but his eyes said yes." So kinda like YO MAMA
"He said no, but his eyes said yes." So kinda like YO MAMA
scorpio_nadir
+10 -0
Unsure on the concept, Farqussus files his legal brief accompanied by the Supremes.
Quote:
Unsure on the concept, Farqussus files his legal brief accompanied by the Supremes.
Quote:
So if you think you're raping some bo-oddy
but they actually want it
is it still considered rape-Oh no?
Is it rape only in the eyes (of the beraped?)
Is it rape only in the eyes (of the beraped?)
Have I said raperaperaperape
too many times?
[fade]if you think you're raping some bo-oddy
but they actually want it
is it still considered rape-Oh no?
Is it rape only in the eyes (of the beraped?)
Is it rape only in the eyes (of the beraped?)
Have I said raperaperaperape
too many times?
[fade]if you think you're raping some bo-oddy
zaer
+1 -0
Quote:
Quote:
Set me free, why don't cha babe
Let me be, why don't cha babe
Let me be, why don't cha babe
newspaperdrone
+0 -0
WHAT IS LOVE
WHAT IS LOVE
spazdor
+12 -0
baby don't rape me
baby don't rape me
gormster
+1 -0
DON'T RAPE ME BRO
DON'T RAPE ME BRO
carlyle
+1 -0
I wouldn't rape you with a... twenty nine and a half-foot long dildoooooo
I wouldn't rape you with a... twenty nine and a half-foot long dildoooooo
wonelove
+1 -0
You're doing it all wrong .
You're doing it all wrong .
salvar
+4 -0
I was once watching to catch a predator... and one of the dudes (because they are all dudes) had evidently sent a picture of a large dildo, claiming it was his (large) penis.
I pictured him later, telling his buddies in prison how he got five years for sending a picture of a fake dick to a fake little girl.
I was once watching to catch a predator... and one of the dudes (because they are all dudes) had evidently sent a picture of a large dildo, claiming it was his (large) penis.
I pictured him later, telling his buddies in prison how he got five years for sending a picture of a fake dick to a fake little girl.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
And then getting the fake shit kicked out of him.
And then getting the fake shit kicked out of him.
scorpio_nadir
+10 -0
No, shit got real.
No, shit got real.
dacapn
+1 -0
when NOT keeping it real goes wrong...
when NOT keeping it real goes wrong...
belgand
+1 -0
Sadly it is no longer rape. I've had to deal with this many times when I run into someone who says how she had a great time together when I had thought I was subjecting her to a savage and harrowing ordeal that she would be lucky to supress. It is vexing.
It would also make for a great Three's Company plot.
Sadly it is no longer rape. I've had to deal with this many times when I run into someone who says how she had a great time together when I had thought I was subjecting her to a savage and harrowing ordeal that she would be lucky to supress. It is vexing.
It would also make for a great Three's Company plot.
jaminspoon
+0 -0
I applaud and approve of your brand of humor; continue.
I applaud and approve of your brand of humor; continue.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
Not under current English or Scots law. In a more general sense any legal system based on common law requires actus reus as well as mens rea: a guilty act as well as a guilty mind. If the person in question consented at the time then no guilty act has been performed. You can, however, be done for attempted rape if you showed clear preparatory actions towards an act of rape, and were only thwarted by an unexpected consent.
Not under current English or Scots law. In a more general sense any legal system based on common law requires actus reus as well as mens rea: a guilty act as well as a guilty mind. If the person in question consented at the time then no guilty act has been performed. You can, however, be done for attempted rape if you showed clear preparatory actions towards an act of rape, and were only thwarted by an unexpected consent.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Tell that to my ex.
Tell that to my ex.
belgand
+1 -0
People v. Dlugash (1977) would be the relevant case to consider here. An example of the classic problem "Is it illegal if you attempt to murder someone who is, unknown to you, already dead?" the court found against Dlugash citing that under the common-law factual impossibility is not a legal defense.
Factual impossibility differs from legal impossibility (which is a defense) in that the action, if successful, would be illegal.
ex.: If you shoot a doll, regardless of how you feel about it, even if you desperately believe it to be alive, it is not illegal as long as you own it and don't break any other applicable laws (see People vs. Charles Lee Ray (1988) ).
However, if you attempt to crash an asteroid into someone's home with the intent to kill them, but they are inconveniently on Hyperion at the time and thus, cannot be killed, you are still guilty of trying to kill them even though it's not going to work. The reasoning being that if they had gotten back from holiday just a few decades early and your plan had been successful you'd be quite obviously guilty.
When people start shifting their consciousness about all willy-nilly this is going to get even more complicated.
People v. Dlugash (1977) would be the relevant case to consider here. An example of the classic problem "Is it illegal if you attempt to murder someone who is, unknown to you, already dead?" the court found against Dlugash citing that under the common-law factual impossibility is not a legal defense.
Factual impossibility differs from legal impossibility (which is a defense) in that the action, if successful, would be illegal.
ex.: If you shoot a doll, regardless of how you feel about it, even if you desperately believe it to be alive, it is not illegal as long as you own it and don't break any other applicable laws (see People vs. Charles Lee Ray (1988) ).
However, if you attempt to crash an asteroid into someone's home with the intent to kill them, but they are inconveniently on Hyperion at the time and thus, cannot be killed, you are still guilty of trying to kill them even though it's not going to work. The reasoning being that if they had gotten back from holiday just a few decades early and your plan had been successful you'd be quite obviously guilty.
When people start shifting their consciousness about all willy-nilly this is going to get even more complicated.
ratacattt
+0 -0
so if I shoot a voodoo doll while desperately under the belief that shooting this doll will cause Philipe's head to explode then I'm guilty of trying to kill a cartoon?
so if I shoot a voodoo doll while desperately under the belief that shooting this doll will cause Philipe's head to explode then I'm guilty of trying to kill a cartoon?
belgand
+0 -0
No, because what you are doing, even if successful, is not illegal.
You're also not the seventh son of a seventh son. Your mother was much more of a whore than you realize and all of those aborted babies still count in the eyes of the loa. So it wouldn't work regardless.
No, because what you are doing, even if successful, is not illegal.
You're also not the seventh son of a seventh son. Your mother was much more of a whore than you realize and all of those aborted babies still count in the eyes of the loa. So it wouldn't work regardless.
r1pp3r
+0 -0
Yes. I do believe statuary rape is a crime in most points of the law; if da the law thinks you're raping, then you're raping. HTH
Yes. I do believe statuary rape is a crime in most points of the law; if da the law thinks you're raping, then you're raping. HTH
cdtm
+0 -0
Yeah, but the law won't even let two adults have freaky sex, legally. Somewhere along the way, people confused the law with something to stop people from trampling on your freedoms, with something to be granted and met with a seal of approval by repressed men and soccer moms.. Hell, statutory rape laws were all about mothers wanting to stop their daughters from running away with guys from the circus..
Yeah, but the law won't even let two adults have freaky sex, legally. Somewhere along the way, people confused the law with something to stop people from trampling on your freedoms, with something to be granted and met with a seal of approval by repressed men and soccer moms.. Hell, statutory rape laws were all about mothers wanting to stop their daughters from running away with guys from the circus..
farqussus
+0 -0
why did you immediately assume the rapee in this scenario is underage?
why did you immediately assume the rapee in this scenario is underage?
smilebuddha
+0 -0
Why did he assume that the soccer moms don't like the freaky deaky ?
Why did he assume that the soccer moms don't like the freaky deaky ?
cdtm
+0 -0
Oh, I don't doubt soccers moms have their needs. But parents are usually control freaks when it comes to their kids and the big, bad world around them..
Oh, I don't doubt soccers moms have their needs. But parents are usually control freaks when it comes to their kids and the big, bad world around them..
jarretc
+1 -0
Statuary rape is not only a crime, it's really painful, pointless, and way too public.
Statuary rape is not only a crime, it's really painful, pointless, and way too public.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
The only illegal part of statuary rape is the pathetic degradation of a sad little man all humping a statue in a public place...
I mean, get a room like the other perves, godddamit.
The only illegal part of statuary rape is the pathetic degradation of a sad little man all humping a statue in a public place...
I mean, get a room like the other perves, godddamit.
tinhand
+0 -0
It's also a Swedish bakery: https://www.svenhards.com/
It's also a Swedish bakery: https://www.svenhards.com/
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
horns-a-plenty! [[wink]]
horns-a-plenty! [[wink]]
bengreens
+0 -0
Svenhard's is in West Oakland (western Oakland, anyhow) right by 880 (where the Cypress Structure pancaked in the '89 quake). It emits a delicious aroma when they're baking sweetrolls. Though when the wind's blowing in from the sewage treatment plant and THAT odor mixes with the other, it is . . . WRONG!).
I don't know how wide their distribution network extends. At least as far as Philippe's mom's town, apparently.
Svenhard's is in West Oakland (western Oakland, anyhow) right by 880 (where the Cypress Structure pancaked in the '89 quake). It emits a delicious aroma when they're baking sweetrolls. Though when the wind's blowing in from the sewage treatment plant and THAT odor mixes with the other, it is . . . WRONG!).
I don't know how wide their distribution network extends. At least as far as Philippe's mom's town, apparently.
snoogatron
+0 -0
i went to highschool with the svenhard's heiress. she was kinda cunty
i went to highschool with the svenhard's heiress. she was kinda cunty
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I got it! Okay, last post before I go back on hiatus: DeNeuve wants to steal Philippe's money?
I got it! Okay, last post before I go back on hiatus: DeNeuve wants to steal Philippe's money?
lordparadise
+1 -0
I highly doubt it would be something so obvious. The dude has a five-star rating.
I highly doubt it would be something so obvious. The dude has a five-star rating.
farqussus
+2 -0
The man in the car kills the otters with bullets. How many? That is to be determined.
The man in the car kills the otters with bullets. How many? That is to be determined.
gournal
+0 -0
Maybe Yojimbo hired him (or hacked the website to give him a 5 star rating)- he was giving T. kind of a suspicious glance a few strips ago and we haven't seen him for a bit. What is he doing????
Maybe Yojimbo hired him (or hacked the website to give him a 5 star rating)- he was giving T. kind of a suspicious glance a few strips ago and we haven't seen him for a bit. What is he doing????
nullzero
+0 -0
Maybe DeNauve and Yojimbo need the money for a sexy Caribbean getaway
Maybe DeNauve and Yojimbo need the money for a sexy Caribbean getaway
ratacattt
+0 -0
so maybe DeNeuve was flipping out about the pork chops and buttered rice because he was feeling guilty about his role in the conspiracy to Lindbergher Philippe, and he wanted Philippe to be happy before being Lindberghered.
so maybe DeNeuve was flipping out about the pork chops and buttered rice because he was feeling guilty about his role in the conspiracy to Lindbergher Philippe, and he wanted Philippe to be happy before being Lindberghered.
hamscout
+1 -0
I can't decide if that second speech bubble is a second person hiding in the car, or one of Steve's alternate personalities.
The alter is named Randall.
Yelp does not have a rating for people like Randall.
I can't decide if that second speech bubble is a second person hiding in the car, or one of Steve's alternate personalities.
The alter is named Randall.
Yelp does not have a rating for people like Randall.
hamscout
+3 -0
...and now I've caught up on the comments from Leg One/Two, wherein the team already clarified that Steve is simply the handler, riding behind the driver.
>Delete shame.<
...and now I've caught up on the comments from Leg One/Two, wherein the team already clarified that Steve is simply the handler, riding behind the driver.
>Delete shame.<
mercuri0us
+7 -0
You did better than me, bro... I thought the car was talking to him.
You did better than me, bro... I thought the car was talking to him.
wjon
+3 -0
Yeah, I was pretty sure there was some kind of Knightrider situation occurring. I'm glad you took the bullet on this one hamscout.
Yeah, I was pretty sure there was some kind of Knightrider situation occurring. I'm glad you took the bullet on this one hamscout.
belgand
+1 -0
Access Denied: Shame is currently in use and cannot be deleted.
Access Denied: Shame is currently in use and cannot be deleted.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Your O.S. is a Shame.
(I'm using Shame with SP2 myself)
Your O.S. is a Shame.
(I'm using Shame with SP2 myself)
fresco
+2 -0
Randall Flagg.
Randall Flagg.
deus
+1 -0
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Where is the compassion, where is the TRUST!
Its obvious by now that DeNeuve is Philippes father.
sham, shame and SHAME!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Where is the compassion, where is the TRUST!
Its obvious by now that DeNeuve is Philippes father.
sham, shame and SHAME!
granularsilica
+1 -0
Really people. When you're as old as I am, you'll grab your chin and do arithmetic a lot around ladies as old as ye are who have children that look like you.
Really people. When you're as old as I am, you'll grab your chin and do arithmetic a lot around ladies as old as ye are who have children that look like you.
sidemeat
+0 -0
when you have a weakness for otter milfs like I do you get a vasectomy. I'm not that otters pop!
when you have a weakness for otter milfs like I do you get a vasectomy. I'm not that otters pop!
belgand
+0 -0
It must not have taken... Sir Issac Lime!
It must not have taken... Sir Issac Lime!
thinman
+0 -0
So, does this means the paternity test will come back "Alexander the Grape?"
So, does this means the paternity test will come back "Alexander the Grape?"
deus
+0 -0
My father loved a MILF...no wait..WAIT WAIT WAIT! GAH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!*claws out brain*
My father loved a MILF...no wait..WAIT WAIT WAIT! GAH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!*claws out brain*
granularsilica
+2 -0
Billy Jean is not my otter ...
Billy Jean is not my otter ...
barthdrooks
+0 -0
Otter Pop!
Otter Pop!
i_love_kate
+3 -0
I think Steve is the good guy, here. He sees something amiss in the Philippe household, but he cannot act until he's given it some thinking over.
I think Steve is the good guy, here. He sees something amiss in the Philippe household, but he cannot act until he's given it some thinking over.
strike_reyhi
+0 -0
behind those glasses lies the eyes of Cartilage Head.
behind those glasses lies the eyes of Cartilage Head.
mokepoke
+5 -0
noone Photoshop this
noone Photoshop this
hamscout
+7 -0
Photoshop > Quit Photoshop
*sigh*
Photoshop > Quit Photoshop
*sigh*
xenoterranos
+0 -0
$> gimp
$> gimp
neonfreon
+0 -1
old meme
old meme
granularsilica
+4 -0
Old meme take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to meme me
The whole night through
Old meme take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to meme me
The whole night through
deus
+0 -0
We can't anyway we cant post no pics.
We can't anyway we cant post no pics.
shelbydavis
+2 -0
Where we're going, we don't need pics.
Where we're going, we don't need pics.
granularsilica
+1 -0
No badges, either.
No badges, either.
deus
+1 -0
or badgers
or badgers
shelbydavis
+0 -0
Get'yer memes straight, Sandy. Run it forward by about 30 years.
Get'yer memes straight, Sandy. Run it forward by about 30 years.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Getcher fresh hot memes here.
Getcher fresh hot memes here.
belgand
+0 -0
We could post a link to them... although that's kind of a pain in the ass for a simple chuckle.
We could post a link to them... although that's kind of a pain in the ass for a simple chuckle.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
we can post links to pictures in free photo hosting sites. they havent taken that from us.
we can post links to pictures in free photo hosting sites. they havent taken that from us.
ratacattt
+0 -0
for that matter, we can even post links to assetbar exploits which masquerade as links to pictures
for that matter, we can even post links to assetbar exploits which masquerade as links to pictures
missbee
+0 -0
right click>properties.
right click>properties.
ratacattt
+0 -0
server-side redirect
server-side redirect
ratacattt
+0 -0
for that matter, transparent 1x1 gifs hidden in the html of what appears to be an innocent page displaying photoshop image
for that matter, transparent 1x1 gifs hidden in the html of what appears to be an innocent page displaying photoshop image
belgand
+1 -0
Must you continue to shit in our punchbowl just to prove that our current fecal prevention systems are inadequate to that of a determined crapper?
"Behold! I have deposited my leavings in your refreshments and there was nothing you could do about it."
Just because I could go to the kitchen right now and cut off my own fingers with a decent chef's knife doesn't mean I need to do so to prove a point about free will.
Must you continue to shit in our punchbowl just to prove that our current fecal prevention systems are inadequate to that of a determined crapper?
"Behold! I have deposited my leavings in your refreshments and there was nothing you could do about it."
Just because I could go to the kitchen right now and cut off my own fingers with a decent chef's knife doesn't mean I need to do so to prove a point about free will.
ratacattt
+0 -1
When I masturbate I like to imagine imaginary situations.
For example I'll imagine I'm in a society where raping girls is legal and is considered morally normal and OKAY, but it's considered completely taboo, on a par with how we consider rape in our society, to have sex with a girl who has different hair color than you have.
So then I'll imagine that I'm kidnapping a girl with brown hair and I'm holding her head in a sink full of peroxide and then viscously raping her with special lubricant that doesn't liquidify at body temperature the way that KY does.
That stuff gets me so hot.
When I masturbate I like to imagine imaginary situations.
For example I'll imagine I'm in a society where raping girls is legal and is considered morally normal and OKAY, but it's considered completely taboo, on a par with how we consider rape in our society, to have sex with a girl who has different hair color than you have.
So then I'll imagine that I'm kidnapping a girl with brown hair and I'm holding her head in a sink full of peroxide and then viscously raping her with special lubricant that doesn't liquidify at body temperature the way that KY does.
That stuff gets me so hot.
strike_reyhi
+0 -0
so redhead dudes get all the redhead chicks. totally unfair. I demand a boycott on your imaginary world.
so redhead dudes get all the redhead chicks. totally unfair. I demand a boycott on your imaginary world.
miku224
+0 -0
Vicious/Viscous may be the most entertaining misspelling.
Vicious/Viscous may be the most entertaining misspelling.
ratacattt
+0 -0
I'm pretty sure that I spelled viscously correctly.
I'm pretty sure that I spelled viscously correctly.
stereo
+0 -0
It's like a game to me... "what have I managed to avoid by ignoring AIU today?"
Turns out it's pretty much all crap.
It's like a game to me... "what have I managed to avoid by ignoring AIU today?"
Turns out it's pretty much all crap.
ratacattt
+0 -1
I feel sad when I'm ignored. :-((((
But I gotta be me. I just log out every once in a while to make sure I can still read my own posts, thus ensuring I'm not on the global ignore list.
I feel sad when I'm ignored. :-((((
But I gotta be me. I just log out every once in a while to make sure I can still read my own posts, thus ensuring I'm not on the global ignore list.
chaobell
+0 -0
This is the impression I get. And this is why he has the five-star rating--he knows when shit ain't right.
This is the impression I get. And this is why he has the five-star rating--he knows when shit ain't right.
hyetal
+1 -0
Well, looks like everything worked out fine after all.
The part with the talking is probably not important.
Well, looks like everything worked out fine after all.
The part with the talking is probably not important.
lordparadise
+2 -0
This is the last Achewood strip.
This is the last Achewood strip.
sonofkong
+0 -0
This would be amazing.
This would be amazing.
azairborne
+0 -0
Would that qualify as a good "leavery" by Smuckles standards? Onstad set the bar high there; I'd hate to be out-done by my own anthropomorphic stuffed toys, robots, and pets.
Would that qualify as a good "leavery" by Smuckles standards? Onstad set the bar high there; I'd hate to be out-done by my own anthropomorphic stuffed toys, robots, and pets.
newspaperdrone
+16 -0
Steve can't Leap until Philippe eats his mother's pork chops and buttered rice. He thought it would be easy. Philippe may prove him wrong.
Steve can't Leap until Philippe eats his mother's pork chops and buttered rice. He thought it would be easy. Philippe may prove him wrong.
thinman
+1 -0
So, does this mean that Dean Stockwell's hologram is driving the car?"
Ziggy says there's a 65% chance that Phillipe needs to eat that buttered rice, Sam....errr...Steve DeNeuve, but Gooshie think it's probably closer to 74%"
Who is Steve DeNeuve to argue with some googly-eyed troglodyte and the artificial intelligence he programmed?
Your 'arithmetic' has no meaning here.
So, does this mean that Dean Stockwell's hologram is driving the car?"
Ziggy says there's a 65% chance that Phillipe needs to eat that buttered rice, Sam....errr...Steve DeNeuve, but Gooshie think it's probably closer to 74%"
Who is Steve DeNeuve to argue with some googly-eyed troglodyte and the artificial intelligence he programmed?
Your 'arithmetic' has no meaning here.
granularsilica
+0 -0
No mas no math.
No mas no math.
breastman
+0 -0
"...eats his mother's pork chops"??? WTF? Just exactly what the fuck kind of euphemism is "...eats his mother's pork chops"???
"...eats his mother's pork chops"??? WTF? Just exactly what the fuck kind of euphemism is "...eats his mother's pork chops"???
mockereo
+0 -0
it is not a euphemism, it is entirely literal you pervert
it is not a euphemism, it is entirely literal you pervert
belgand
+0 -0
It implies that a lady has really massive labia and that they are crusty, brown, and good with applesauce.
A ginger-apricot glaze would also be acceptable.
It implies that a lady has really massive labia and that they are crusty, brown, and good with applesauce.
A ginger-apricot glaze would also be acceptable.
mockereo
+0 -0
oh eww man
oh eww man
bobby_longshot
+1 -0
It is just like Tonari no Totoro, very scary. But nothing happens. And the story feels just as good.
It is just like Tonari no Totoro, very scary. But nothing happens. And the story feels just as good.
soupkaty
+0 -0
Aww, I love totoro. My dad rented it for me to watch when I was little, and then I nought a copy when I was a teen. Now my niece watches the hell out of it. I'm not sure I'd compare this to Totoro, although there is a cat in an automobile. That's kind of like a cat bus. (love that cat bus)
Aww, I love totoro. My dad rented it for me to watch when I was little, and then I nought a copy when I was a teen. Now my niece watches the hell out of it. I'm not sure I'd compare this to Totoro, although there is a cat in an automobile. That's kind of like a cat bus. (love that cat bus)
gournal
+0 -0
I love the rats as the tail lights of the bus with their glowing red eyes.
I love the rats as the tail lights of the bus with their glowing red eyes.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I love the dust bunnies. :3
I love the dust bunnies. :3
wiliamthepleasr
+1 -0
I love that dancing sincerely with an umbrella made plants grow.
I love that dancing sincerely with an umbrella made plants grow.
howl
+0 -0
someone once asked me what a greyhound bus was. I told her it was like the cat bus from Totoro, but a greyhound.
someone once asked me what a greyhound bus was. I told her it was like the cat bus from Totoro, but a greyhound.
evilperson
+0 -0
the other houses in the street have disappeared.
the other houses in the street have disappeared.
jonmw
+1 -0
They sidled away to give the happy reunion some space.
They sidled away to give the happy reunion some space.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
They are possessed!
They are possessed!
scorpio_nadir
+4 -0
They are repossessed!
They are repossessed!
sherief
+0 -0
They are dispossessed
They are dispossessed
belgand
+1 -0
Consider me unimpressed.
Consider me unimpressed.
mockereo
+0 -0
consider me already undressed
consider me already undressed
shelbydavis
+1 -0
We will be havink the make-outs tonight.
We will be havink the make-outs tonight.
sherief
+0 -0
Gah. Is such long time since I am doink this...On which side goes antler, on which side goes nest of dove?
Gah. Is such long time since I am doink this...On which side goes antler, on which side goes nest of dove?
actualtaunt
+4 -0
Here comes a suspicious boy!
Here comes a suspicious boy!
cryztal
+1 -0
Dudes what's that thing in her hand in panels 4 and 5? Is it a phone? If so, WHERE DID IT GO
WHO WAS PHONE
Dudes what's that thing in her hand in panels 4 and 5? Is it a phone? If so, WHERE DID IT GO
WHO WAS PHONE
shelbydavis
+1 -0
It's a barbell. She was doing her some Tai-Bo there, all standing in a bathrobe facing the TV screen while a VHS of Billy Banks plays, showing athletic young things singing the praises of the Lord. She disapproves of the leotards and camis, but the music is just so catchy, and her thighs have never felt so good.
It's a barbell. She was doing her some Tai-Bo there, all standing in a bathrobe facing the TV screen while a VHS of Billy Banks plays, showing athletic young things singing the praises of the Lord. She disapproves of the leotards and camis, but the music is just so catchy, and her thighs have never felt so good.
mockereo
+0 -0
i also hold barbells to my ear while i work my thighs.
heh and they told me i had bad technique.
i also hold barbells to my ear while i work my thighs.
heh and they told me i had bad technique.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Old fashioned handset from dial phone? Where's the cord?
Old fashioned handset from dial phone? Where's the cord?
belgand
+0 -0
It's a phone handset and she hides it in her cleavage in panel 6.
It's a phone handset and she hides it in her cleavage in panel 6.
wiliamthepleasr
+1 -0
If she's an old lady worth her salt, she dialed 9-1 and was ready to dial 1 again if it wasn't her son at the door.
If she's an old lady worth her salt, she dialed 9-1 and was ready to dial 1 again if it wasn't her son at the door.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
It is Walk-Around-Phone!
You know you're a Bone!
With Walk-Around-Phone!
It is Walk-Around-Phone!
You know you're a Bone!
With Walk-Around-Phone!
eljimador
+1 -0
Clearly Steve recognizes Phillipe's mother and now must do the maths to see if he is, in fact, the young Otter's father.
Clearly Steve recognizes Phillipe's mother and now must do the maths to see if he is, in fact, the young Otter's father.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Ka-ching!
Ka-ching!
ratacattt
+1 -0
I gave you a chubby for the most smartest post on this strip. That certainly is a plausible explanation for the story line so far. Steve is essentially the sort of empathetic and strange fellow Phillipe would grow up to be.
What kind of job is that, anyway - Animal transporter? That's the kind of job a 5 yr old Phillipe would dream up. In the world of Achewood, your fate is what you dream it to be; your perception is your reality. In some subtle ways, this is our real world as well. The contrived humanness of our world is the root of our problems.
I gave you a chubby for the most smartest post on this strip. That certainly is a plausible explanation for the story line so far. Steve is essentially the sort of empathetic and strange fellow Phillipe would grow up to be.
What kind of job is that, anyway - Animal transporter? That's the kind of job a 5 yr old Phillipe would dream up. In the world of Achewood, your fate is what you dream it to be; your perception is your reality. In some subtle ways, this is our real world as well. The contrived humanness of our world is the root of our problems.
shinkusan
+0 -0
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
troy_convers
+1 -0
What a strange coincidence, I do my best mental arithmetic while eating pastries.
I always getthe a cream horn while thinking of figures.
A Sevenhard-on if you will.
What a strange coincidence, I do my best mental arithmetic while eating pastries.
I always get
A Sevenhard-on if you will.
edwardstark
+0 -0
These updates are coming so quickly I feel as though it is on the path to becoming a giant snowball of unimaginable woe.
These updates are coming so quickly I feel as though it is on the path to becoming a giant snowball of unimaginable woe.
neonfreon
+8 -0
The arithmetic regards how long it will be until Phillipe exits the house en route back to Achewood. The Stop-free In-motion Slopless re-percolating Convenience Tank requires 15 minutes to properly pre-percolate the water, and the water temperature needs to be within 2% of 35c at the time of otter immersion.
Steve knows the formula for length of joyous mother and child reunion by heart - the only variable missing was provided by the professional observation of the reunion rituals.
This was all foreseen by Teodor, who didn't bother to involve the others in the planning/goodbyes because he knew of the short nature of the trip.
The arithmetic regards how long it will be until Phillipe exits the house en route back to Achewood. The Stop-free In-motion Slopless re-percolating Convenience Tank requires 15 minutes to properly pre-percolate the water, and the water temperature needs to be within 2% of 35c at the time of otter immersion.
Steve knows the formula for length of joyous mother and child reunion by heart - the only variable missing was provided by the professional observation of the reunion rituals.
This was all foreseen by Teodor, who didn't bother to involve the others in the planning/goodbyes because he knew of the short nature of the trip.
miaou
+1 -0
Based on previous observations, I can tell with reasonable certainty that what I had always taken for an eyewear retainer actually is... an eyeglasses-latched-inverted-rosary .
Based on previous observations, I can tell with reasonable certainty that what I had always taken for an eyewear retainer actually is... an eyeglasses-latched-inverted-rosary .
miaou
+0 -0
Possibly with analog telecommunication capabilities.
Possibly with analog telecommunication capabilities.
thegoblins
+0 -0
With a built in Guilt Parsing System.
With a built in Guilt Parsing System.
fady
+2 -0
Alternate theory: Steve's not the father, he's the dude Phillipe's mother was dating and- presumably- stopped seeing when Phillipe cried.
He's probably a nice guy who knows exactly what's going on because it's all been described to him by Phillipe's mom.
...
Listen, this is just me figuring out a theory that doesn't involve Steve wearing Phillipe as a visor okay
Alternate theory: Steve's not the father, he's the dude Phillipe's mother was dating and- presumably- stopped seeing when Phillipe cried.
He's probably a nice guy who knows exactly what's going on because it's all been described to him by Phillipe's mom.
...
Listen, this is just me figuring out a theory that doesn't involve Steve wearing Phillipe as a visor okay
subrosian
+0 -0
We're so cool that we observe the ritual and we become eagles. Mild aged balding eagles. Fuck you Friday, fuck you.
We're so cool that we observe the ritual and we become eagles. Mild aged balding eagles. Fuck you Friday, fuck you.
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
Sup Guys ;;^_^
Sup Guys ;;^_^
miaou
+0 -0
Sup Gladi8osorus-rex
Sup Gladi8osorus-rex
boingjones
+0 -0
Sup Catnoise.
Sup Catnoise.
dybrar
+0 -0
It is the happiest thing.
It is the happiest thing.
aaron_haynes
+3 -0
Don't bother with the arithmetic, Steve: he's still five.
Don't bother with the arithmetic, Steve: he's still five.
srikamaraja
+0 -0
Happy Birthday, Phillippe! Todd was not actually doing cocaine! (Todd was actually doing cocaine.)
Happy Birthday, Phillippe! Todd was not actually doing cocaine! (Todd was actually doing cocaine.)
ratacattt
+0 -0
Maybe Steve suddenly wants to do the math to figure out how long he has to work this stupid job to buy out his co-conspirators.
Maybe Steve suddenly wants to do the math to figure out how long he has to work this stupid job to buy out his co-conspirators.
tinhand
+0 -0
So Phillipe didn't take anything back home with him, no suitcases etc?
So Phillipe didn't take anything back home with him, no suitcases etc?
granularsilica
+0 -0
Millionaires just buy new stuff when they arrive.
Millionaires just buy new stuff when they arrive.
missbee
+0 -0
Would you postpone that joyful moment just to unpack?
Would you postpone that joyful moment just to unpack?
theirateturk
+3 -0
My daughter will be born soon! (Another 6-7 weeks!)!!
My daughter will be born soon! (Another 6-7 weeks!)!!
granularsilica
+0 -0
Best wishes.
Best wishes.
ratacattt
+1 -2
can I have sex with her [in a legal jurisdiction where this is allowed] when she turns [minimum age of least restrictive legal jurisdiction to which a cheap plane ticket on a relatively safe airline is readily available]?
can I have sex with her [in a legal jurisdiction where this is allowed] when she turns [minimum age of least restrictive legal jurisdiction to which a cheap plane ticket on a relatively safe airline is readily available]?
lux
+0 -0
Congrats, man! I'm sure she'll be beautiful. :)
Congrats, man! I'm sure she'll be beautiful. :)
smilebuddha
+1 -1
Did you ask the basketball team to be godfathers?
Did you ask the basketball team to be godfathers?
granularsilica
+1 -0
You had to go there, didn't you?
You had to go there, didn't you?
smilebuddha
+0 -0
He drops in so infrequently! If only we had more to talk about.
He drops in so infrequently! If only we had more to talk about.
belgand
+1 -0
Even if you do nothing but sleep from now until then it will not make up for what you are about to lose.
Please try to remember this time vividly for the rest of your entire life.
No going back ever again.
Even if you do nothing but sleep from now until then it will not make up for what you are about to lose.
Please try to remember this time vividly for the rest of your entire life.
No going back ever again.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Chubbied for the kindly, even paternal advice (totally out of character) from one who admits he has not offsprought, yet apparently knows...
Chubbied for the kindly, even paternal advice (totally out of character) from one who admits he has not offsprought, yet apparently knows...
gladi8orrex
+1 -1
i hab monuments on ma desk. disney bobble heads, turtles on cars, that penguin-jay (if u rember) also an old dictionary dat wouldn't even hav sum decent words in it. foregin $$$, ten dex of cards n 3 figures, 2 posable 1 semi-posable.
y m i tells u dat? so teh women will know i am not a slob n will twitter me i dont lik 2 think u think i m glaze'ed. i m roasted. plz, dun think otterwise
i hab monuments on ma desk. disney bobble heads, turtles on cars, that penguin-jay (if u rember) also an old dictionary dat wouldn't even hav sum decent words in it. foregin $$$, ten dex of cards n 3 figures, 2 posable 1 semi-posable.
y m i tells u dat? so teh women will know i am not a slob n will twitter me i dont lik 2 think u think i m glaze'ed. i m roasted. plz, dun think otterwise
honesttom
+0 -0
I always figured Philippe's mom was a bit old to have a five-year-old son. Is this what the math is about? Is it?
I always figured Philippe's mom was a bit old to have a five-year-old son. Is this what the math is about? Is it?
granularsilica
+1 -0
She may dress and have the hairdo of an old lady, but she's otter this world underneath it all.
She may dress and have the hairdo of an old lady, but she's otter this world underneath it all.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
chubby! also, i would consider her old fashioned, as opposed to old.
chubby! also, i would consider her old fashioned, as opposed to old.
stereo
+0 -0
She's certainly otter than Molly.
She's certainly otter than Molly.
r1pp3r
+0 -0
For one thing, Steve ain't a 'pro'. A pro would have fucked off by now. Take the money and run; now that's a pro.
For one thing, Steve ain't a 'pro'. A pro would have fucked off by now. Take the money and run; now that's a pro.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That's what he's gotta do the math about, guys. The invoice .
That's what he's gotta do the math about, guys. The invoice .
dusty
+0 -0
Part of getting a transport to a place safely is making sure the place is safe, and in this case caring enough to do some otter math and find out if its his mom or grandma.
Part of getting a transport to a place safely is making sure the place is safe, and in this case caring enough to do some otter math and find out if its his mom or grandma.
changuitotuerto
+1 -0
Otter. Shaped. Door.
Otter. Shaped. Door.
stereo
+0 -0
Despite the fact that Philippe is way too short to reach the knocker, it still knocks. Maybe out of sympathy.
Why is the knocker above both otters' heads?
Despite the fact that Philippe is way too short to reach the knocker, it still knocks. Maybe out of sympathy.
Why is the knocker above both otters' heads?
thekerensky
+0 -0
probably to look fancy. or maybe it has a bible verse phillipe's mom likes on it or something.
also you don't need a knocker to knock on a door you just need to knock on it knock knock knock like w/ your hands
probably to look fancy. or maybe it has a bible verse phillipe's mom likes on it or something.
also you don't need a knocker to knock on a door you just need to knock on it knock knock knock like w/ your hands
thekerensky
+0 -0
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?
mockereo
+0 -0
yeah i do, what looks like shaq's floating head
yeah i do, what looks like shaq's floating head
belgand
+0 -0
If a door has a knocker on it I will not answer the door if someone knocks with their hand. Same deal as with a doorbell. You use the device provided to summon me to the portal. This isn't a place for you to express your sense of individuality and belief in personal freedom.
You do that by wearing a snakeskin jacket. This is known fact.
If a door has a knocker on it I will not answer the door if someone knocks with their hand. Same deal as with a doorbell. You use the device provided to summon me to the portal. This isn't a place for you to express your sense of individuality and belief in personal freedom.
You do that by wearing a snakeskin jacket. This is known fact.
sonofkong
+0 -0
Kill the headlights... and put it in neutral?
Kill the headlights... and put it in neutral?
subrosian
+0 -0
Stock car flamin' with the loser and the cruise control
Stock car flamin' with the loser and the cruise control
sweatpantsninja
+0 -0
Baby%u2019s in Reno with the vitamin D
Baby%u2019s in Reno with the vitamin D
stereo
+0 -0
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat.
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat.
bengreens
+0 -0
I can no longer entertain the notion of Steve as Philippe's dad wearing face prosthetics and a wighat bearing fake ears.
I can no longer entertain the notion of Steve as Philippe's dad wearing face prosthetics and a wighat bearing fake ears.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
my bortther is such an idiot. jus listen 2 dis asshole
my bortther is such an idiot. jus listen 2 dis asshole
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
he has a valid point.
he has a valid point.
zeltaen
+0 -0
Alternate last panel: "The end. No moral."
Alternate last panel: "The end. No moral."
dans
+1 -0
GUYS. I just had a horrible realization. Phillipe was still emulating Ray in the last strip if the get-up was any indication. Ray's mom looks similar to Phillipe's. Phillipe also has an absent father who he knows little about. Guys. Phillipe is planning on going to the Great Outdoor Fight!
GUYS. I just had a horrible realization. Phillipe was still emulating Ray in the last strip if the get-up was any indication. Ray's mom looks similar to Phillipe's. Phillipe also has an absent father who he knows little about. Guys. Phillipe is planning on going to the Great Outdoor Fight!
ratacattt
+0 -0
only instead of fighting, it's something to do with a bunch of guys hugging. Phillipe is going to discover he's gay.
only instead of fighting, it's something to do with a bunch of guys hugging. Phillipe is going to discover he's gay.
wiliamthepleasr
+1 -0
He... is... ABILITY BOY
He... is... ABILITY BOY
professordoctor
+0 -0
I just noticed he threw his glasses at her.
I just noticed he threw his glasses at her.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
No.
No.
professordoctor
+0 -0
Take a closer look, in panel 2 you can see the sunglasses, and in four, you can see them falling in front of his mother's head, and in panel five you can see the sunglasses in plain sight. Now it don't take no not anti-non-mathematician to figure it out.
Take a closer look, in panel 2 you can see the sunglasses, and in four, you can see them falling in front of his mother's head, and in panel five you can see the sunglasses in plain sight. Now it don't take no not anti-non-mathematician to figure it out.
rowboat
+0 -0
That's a telephone, holmes. Now, as to what happens to that telephone after panel 5, your guess is as good as mine.
That's a telephone, holmes. Now, as to what happens to that telephone after panel 5, your guess is as good as mine.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
the only voice I can hear for Steve is that of George Clooney.
the only voice I can hear for Steve is that of George Clooney.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Men Who Stare At Goats styles?
Men Who Stare At Goats styles?
aperson
+1 -0
Panel 6 is prime 'Boob Flashing GILF Otter Animated GIF' material by the way.
Thank god for IMGS OFF.
Panel 6 is prime 'Boob Flashing GILF Otter Animated GIF' material by the way.
Thank god for IMGS OFF.
jaminspoon
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Thank you for pointing this out, I would have direly missed it.
Thank you for pointing this out, I would have direly missed it.
itshisdad
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You people are completely daft. It's obviously his dad. If you didn't figure that out IMMEDIATELY it means you're a dumbass.
You people are completely daft. It's obviously his dad. If you didn't figure that out IMMEDIATELY it means you're a dumbass.
cpnglxynchos
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Dude's Phil's brother. Next.
Dude's Phil's brother. Next.
Hello mudda, hello otta.
Mother is so happy to see the otter, the otter is so happy to see Mother. But we know the Mother has a library a Chick Tracts. I am conflicted.
Phillipe, I would like you to be happy, but not like this.
Phillippe will allways be five and fine...the sickfuckery of anti-catholics, anti-christian-rock-people will not get to him!
Unless....
It was his environment these last nine years, with Ray, Teo and the other that...kept him at his current level.....
OH NO WHAT HAVE YE DONE!
I think maybe living with those libertines has armed him with the broadness-of-perspective to see through it. If anyone in this world could make it through the parenting of a Jack Chick fan with his love for the world intact, it is Philippe. And maybe, just maybe, he even has Lyle to thank for that. A little.
Phillipe will soon learn that all of his Achewood friends are going to hell: Ray (weed, playing sports, shitting in a bed); Teodor (weed, playing sports, watching and creating gay porn); Lyle (punching Phillipe); Roast Beef (played sports once when he was young); Lie Bot (lying); Chucklebot (being gay); Pat (being gay); Cornelius Bear (being an intellectual); Vlad (being Russian); and Nice Pete (rewriting the Bible--huge no-no, killing people).
What religion bans playing sports?
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp
Panel 19 is just one of many Chick digs on sports
Hmm, it seems to me sports can be a distraction in the Chick world view, but nothing inherently evil. Anyway, who cares what Chick Tracks sez?
Well Satan did create sports, according to this man. That sort of means that you shouldn't play slash watch sports.
Phillipes mother. Duh.
Robots don't go to hell who the fuck are you, Liebot dressed up as Savonarola or something?
I am interested in the world where shitting in your bed sends you to hell. In this world, everyone who was a baby (everyone) in a bed (most people) is going to hell. Jack Chick, you have invented the world where we go to hell for being babies. To you I say: "I wish I was good at ASCII art so I could draw a hand flipping you off."
here you go
i fucked up. here you go:
https://www.mediafire.com/?zjwzztunjmo
I say that, yes, thank you.
Everyone is going to hell. The devil already owns your soul.
See Panel 11 of my earlier link.
Oh god I missed that. That's kiind of messed up that THAT'S what he equates with Adam and Eve's sin.
Yeah, because they ate an apple, all of their descendants act stupid with food when they're young.
You win.
I think you hit the chubby jackpot.
Dammit, this is more chubbies than I know what to do with.
Give half to charity and save the rest for retirement?
Nah, I think I may gamble away the first half on risky posts and spend the rest on booze, hookers, and hedonismbot posts.
That was professional in an eerie way.
Fuck. You just stepped in a huge pile of chubbies.
(Just like old times)