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Milklin the Jehovah's Witness Thursday, October 6, 2005 • read strip Viewing 145 comments:

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by UntilYouAreSoNude, jdhenry105, pants)

A comment left by nyu was marked as spam and excluded. nyu: What a douche. (reported by Overmedicated, persnicket, fociP)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by UntilYouAreSoNude, jdhenry105, pants)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by Magb, ralgnar, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by Magb, ralgnar, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by Magb, ralgnar, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by ralgnar, dropkickpikachu, gkiyo)

A comment left by persnicket was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, Ariamaki, Ravenmancer, tehloki, lk, cailetshadow, Madoushi)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by Zefiel, NYU, Hexjumper)

Wow dude, even Onstad is marking your crapfest with Spam tags. Nice way to sh*t all over the new board, douche.

I don't see his name on any of them.

it had to happen eventually.

Fuck, it looks like someone built a fancy staircase out of lames and socks.

And spam reports. By now the lames are but a garnish.

Makes me a bit sad inside, as I'd gladly Chubb all of Sockie's comments for being so delightfully avant-garde. It surely did not warrant being marked as spam such as it was.

you don't really know what that word means, do you

socks: What a douche.

shut up you buttmunch this is my base

I hate you.

Love,
Kazad

A comment left by socks was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, biomusicologist, fakead, StoatLad, redion, Mangtastic, BionicVapourBoy, tibcoolbreeze, Vice, Ariamaki, jake11, goocifer, lamelliform, Courtland, barfighting, equinn2006, hikikomori, rhymesforkids, brokendrum, ActualTaunt, unquotable, gtc, DougTheHead, atticusonline, LordPretzel, Vee, d3athcann0n, BrianNotBrian, Njury, Fcannon, mountain, choosebro, GunsOfRay, nutmeg, FinnS, Circadin, scraggg, Doc_Rostov, hausea, AidenS123, yingkaixing, nathanielperson, Audhumla, greyfield, peterjoel, Rawk5tar, Mastronaut, alchemicnirvana, morbo, tsolless)

you existing sucks for everyone.

Your base is a string of spam-marked comments, which is the Assetbar equivalent of a bombed-out mound of rubble.

this kinda makes socks a taliban

I cannot decide whether or not this whole exchange is some sort of ironic, meta-spoof of a troll, or the real thing. Either way, funny. Many chubbies all around.

Whee, I can give this the third spam report :).

Or, apparently not :(.

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by the_dingle, Hexjumper, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by the_dingle, Prine, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by NYU, snatch22, whuppins)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by NYU, snatch22, whuppins)

well it sucks for him that all his base are belong to onstad.

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by NYU, dropkickpikachu, gkiyo)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by NYU, dropkickpikachu, gkiyo)

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by UntilYouAreSoNude, jdhenry105, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by persnicket was marked as spam and excluded. persnicket: What a douche. (reported by NYU, snoozebar, ralgnar)

A comment left by focip was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by persnicket, Ravenmancer, unquotable)

A comment left by persnicket was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by TheLoneliestMonkey, jezebel, Mustakrakesh)

We have seen him before:
https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua6cQhnc

A comment left by dropkickpikachu was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ohmygooses, Audhumla, morganization)

good grief what went down here?

That part up there is where the sock/lame staircase eventually descended.

I'm not going to lie. If find most of Socks' comments hilarious.

Also, what is the reasoning behind who has spam-marking privileges? A bunch of comments up there have been marked spam for just being linked to Socks and his tirade, which is worrisome.

i just don't think anyone is allowed spam-marking privileges or lames anymore. i've only had one lame to give since i joined.

base defended sir.

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by the_dingle, Prine, dropkickpikachu)

A comment left by persnicket was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, woodenteeth, jezebel, blarghamagarky, emgee)

Hmm. This being a comic-strip world, I wonder if Beef noticed this unconventional spelling and that's why he told Milklin to "knock [himself] out."

Ok yep but at first I thought he was trying to knock himself out as per Beef's instruction. WAS I THE ONLY ONE.

No - I thought so too...

I would feel all vindicated-like, but... by a pee cat?? I'm not sure that is wise :|

My cat has bladder issues. I'd like to know what Ray would make of her. Beef would understand.

I figured that having succeeded at the most basic part of his job, where he usually fails, he simply failed at standing there.

what on earth happened here in the comments with all the spam? it's like scrolling through a post-apocalyptic message board

A comment left by socks was marked as spam and excluded. socks: What a douche. (reported by Nurdbot, NYU, CarlG)

OMG. I love that a post-apocalyptic message board a) exists (is it one old computer-lover left alive, actually just messaging himself a lot?), and b) just has a lot of filtered spam.

A comment left by dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by VeniVidiEffluxi, SaintTim, Ravenmancer, DESTROY_YOU, equinn2006, gtc, Jar, Njury, peterjoel)

A comment left by socks was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by DaPooka, VeniVidiEffluxi, Mangtastic, BionicVapourBoy, tibcoolbreeze, Vice, goocifer, StagnantDisplay, DESTROY_YOU, scrumpton, corbie, equinn2006, brokendrum, ActualTaunt, gtc, tehloki, Aaron_Haynes, DigDugz, Vee, Peecat, fattypneumonia, TTAGXAMM, BrianNotBrian, Njury, mountain, nutmeg, cailetshadow, scraggg, nathanielperson, Audhumla, aperson)

i seem to have walked into the WWII of message spamming.

achewood's message boards make me feel nervous.

anyway, milkin is a fabulous name and i like his tail

Yeah, what happened here? Its like one of those eery deserted space stations, bodies piled up to the roof. Or maybe like the battleground at the end of 300. I don't understand base. Rad strip but. Rad.

Every Zig has been taken off, though. For great justice.

aww yeah grouse grouse

A comment left by socks was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by silver_lake, atom, Thorfinn, Hipjiverobot, VeniVidiEffluxi, BionicVapourBoy, tibcoolbreeze, Vice, goocifer, StagnantDisplay, lamelliform, DESTROY_YOU, equinn2006, brokendrum, ryaldin, gtc, fattypneumonia, BrianNotBrian, ArthurDentLives, Njury, nutmeg, eRiUukFJk, Doc_Rostov, Audhumla, Mastronaut, STUART, aperson)

Socks, I'm glad you're excited, but I'd like to introduce you to something we have in this wonderful language called lowercase letters. Chill dude. Chill. It's allll going to be okay.

A comment left by socks was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by silver_lake, goatmasterflash, atom, Thorfinn, Hipjiverobot, VeniVidiEffluxi, Mangtastic, BionicVapourBoy, tibcoolbreeze, Vice, goocifer, StagnantDisplay, lamelliform, DESTROY_YOU, equinn2006, brokendrum, gtc, DigDugz, Firehawk, fattypneumonia, BrianNotBrian, ArthurDentLives, Njury, nutmeg, eRiUukFJk, scraggg, Audhumla, Mastronaut, STUART, aperson)

A comment left by cheeks_jd was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by belislen, VeniVidiEffluxi, fmercury, hogfat, Audhumla, sumisueme)

My cousin in law was raised jehovah's witness. that's some weird wild stuff.

A comment left by jackparsons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Erutangis, StagnantDisplay, lordparadise)

they do not sell them. they are free. their organization is supported solely on donations and revenue from real estate

Slum-lording! The chosen revenue stream of fine religions everywhere!

The sequence of Milken melting to the floor is awesome.

Just a show of hands, exactly how many people ignored socks at this point?

A comment left by poing was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by AndrewofDOOM, JenH, ifergott, HonestTom, Deusoma, Firehawk, fattypneumonia, juanclaudius, Njury, mugi, choosebro, bixschmix, achilleselbow, Direhaggis, Doc_Rostov, echidnaboy)

My amazing psychic powers tell me you forgot to take your crazy pills on that day two months ago. I'm going to assume you're not normally that much of a douchebag, and continue happily on my way.

nah, i'd forget i was on the internets if i ignored all the crazies and their delicious madness.

I was a jehovahs witness once

nice avatar, praise jah.

One of my best childhood friends became a Jehovah's Witness not too long ago under pressure from his family. It was weird to hear him change into someone who could feel allright with keeping a hypothetically posed blood transfusion from his little brother. He was given assurance that the coming apocalypse would reunite them...

It's a dick move to cheer on the apocalypse.

Cheering on the apocalypse is just cheering for the winners: it'd be stupid not to.

I-

But-

...hm.

Soticoto you ust blew my mind.

J ust.

*...blew your comment to pieces.

I'm an atheist and even I keep a hypothetically posed blood transfusion from my little brother. Doesn't everyone?

Sigh. I made a bbcode comment on an html website about an hour ago.

I feel like there should be a "Pif!" sound effect in panel 6 when Roast Beef blocks the door frame with his arm. Guess I've gotten spoiled on details.

Ah wow. I can't recall the first strip I read, but this is the first one I printed off and taped in the little half-finished room where I practice drums sometimes.

That is adorable!

Hm. I can't tell if you mean that in a good or a sarcastic way.
Neither one necessarily travels over the internet very well.

90% the good way.

Your avatars are so intense!

Banana!

Rabbit!

Banana!

Rabbit!

V. V. V. V. V.

there is no reason that this strip should be rated below a 4.0
it is not one of the best but it is certainly not 3.anything material. i mean how often does Beef lay out some quality sass on strangers?

no one should be a cock to a stranger. ever.

How are you Socks

All your base are belong to us

You have no chance to survive make your time

Ha ha ha ha !!




The fact that you went to the trouble to italicize the exclamation points makes this the best rendition of this meme I've seen in a long while.

Let me clarify something:

I owned Zero Wing.
I knew CATS before he was famous.

I played it, if that counts.

Socks you are the worst song played on the ugliest guitar.

That this strip is not rated more highly is a travesty.

I agree entirely!

A comment left by sneeeeeeeeeeeze was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, apocowarg, ActualTaunt, Satyr)

This song is almost as good as Samuel H Invisible. Onstad, you have a knack for songs.

The giant nailed shoe of Jehova's Witness punts Milkin into the Chaise Lounge of the Eternally Damned. Its elegant frame and dutiful appointments is the first to be engulfed in white hellfire and free tumblers of single malt whiskey come the Apocalypse.

Dude I feel kinda bad for socks now

Anything he says in the future will be automatically lame, no matter how rad

Let's see... RB getting his sass on and being such as the lash with the denial of entry. Good.
Wasteland of comments below. Amazing.
Silly song about Milklin. Sweet.
The combination of the three. Priceless.

Whose base was this again?

Beef looks cool in his swim trunks.

having waded through all those spammed comments, honestly i have to say that the original concept (claiming the comic as his 'base' on the internet), though poorly executed, was actually kind of funny. just because a dude uses capslock is no reason to spam him. i refuse to touch bbcode, so anytime i want to emphasize something, i capitalize it.

that guy socks just had SO MUCH passion for what he was saying, man.

Tell me, whose base was this comic strip? Tell me? Whose?

touch bbcode

JWs don't wear name tags...

Yeah, but this one is a warning, not an advertisment, so it's cool.

Besides, for all we know, JW cats might.

Yeah. It's Mormons/Latter Day Saints who wear name tags, white shirts and dark ties. Milklin should look Mormonism when he gets kicked out of the JW's.

I suddenly regret not using a different screenname.

His base turned out to be the Maginot Line.

No, NO sock! Don't be regretful. You are RAD! YOU! ARE! RAD!!!!

I think my favorite part about this strip is the fact that the little diddy in the last four panels doesn't make any dang sense as a song. You'd have to have a pretty weird time signature to be able to compose a song supporting lyrics like that.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

I get this feeling from a lot of strips, but I really feel that this is based on a true story.

....I think I understand now. maybe

Heh!

Goddamn what the FUCK just happened? Socks mental breakdown was entertaining in the same way as a train crash, but why is there 25 posts from the same guy saying the same thing all in a row?

I think this may be one of those scripts that generates a lot of comments so an account has a higher lame threshold, or something?