jdhenry105
+10 -0
ROAST BEEF.
Damn, playa.
ROAST BEEF.
Damn, playa.
evilbobikus
+13 -0
So excellent how the normally depressed and passive Roast Beef is also the bringer of most of Achewood's most brutal burns.
So excellent how the normally depressed and passive Roast Beef is also the bringer of most of Achewood's most brutal burns.
evilbobikus
+1 -0
Also car of pain is the first Achewood quote I would seriously use outside of the internet.
Also car of pain is the first Achewood quote I would seriously use outside of the internet.
mercuri0us
+2 -0
It's cos of the mane.
It's cos of the mane.
lolsworth
+0 -0
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dissembly
+0 -0
Z.
Z.
lolsworth
+1 -0
Screw you, keyboard! FUCK you!
Also inability to edit comments, screw/fuck you an'all
Screw you, keyboard! FUCK you!
Also inability to edit comments, screw/fuck you an'all
flynn
+330 -0
The mane makes Roast Beef insane with sass.
The mane makes Roast Beef insane with sass.
senseihollywood
+8 -1
"insane with sass" is hell of worth a chubby
"insane with sass" is hell of worth a chubby
deancain29
+0 -0
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peterjoel
+0 -0
he only gone and chubbed 120 chubbies!
he only gone and chubbed 120 chubbies!
zedpower
+0 -0
I gave him chubby 150. I feel special!
I gave him chubby 150. I feel special!
cpnglxynchos
+1 -1
one-sixty.
...not as rad, but still..important..to get to...161.
one-sixty.
...not as rad, but still..important..to get to...161.
shatneresque
+0 -0
300!
300!
pie4me6
+3 -0
314! Pi ftw!
314! Pi ftw!
engus
+0 -0
chubbied for comment/name synergy, and nobody better ruin that chubby pi
chubbied for comment/name synergy, and nobody better ruin that chubby pi
duperando
+0 -0
It done got ruined.
It done got ruined.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Three Eighteen
Three Eighteen
kickstart
+0 -0
So today I was trying to remember which strip "insane with sass" came from. I used the OhNoRobot feature, looked for insane, and sass, no dice. Finally I turned to google and thank Jebus it led me here. Flynn with his verite Ray. Wonderful =)
So today I was trying to remember which strip "insane with sass" came from. I used the OhNoRobot feature, looked for insane, and sass, no dice. Finally I turned to google and thank Jebus it led me here. Flynn with his verite Ray. Wonderful =)
dickolas_wang
+0 -0
Yee-haw, 200th chubby!
Yee-haw, 200th chubby!
ketelcat
+0 -0
I agree with sensei hollywood, but I can't do it silently. Nice.
I agree with sensei hollywood, but I can't do it silently. Nice.
expellens
+1 -0
227! (also my birfday...weird, huh?)
227! (also my birfday...weird, huh?)
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
entirely.
entirely.
belgand
+0 -0
Insane with sass inevitably leads to insane with ass. But it does not last. Oh no.
Insane with sass inevitably leads to insane with ass. But it does not last. Oh no.
daaaaang
+0 -0
chubbied until you can no longer breathe
chubbied until you can no longer breathe
rowboat
+0 -0
I'm not going to do the leg work on this, but I unofficially declare this to be the most chubbied single-sentence comment in the history of Assetbar.
Mine gives it 251.
I'm not going to do the leg work on this, but I unofficially declare this to be the most chubbied single-sentence comment in the history of Assetbar.
Mine gives it 251.
link
+0 -0
321! 5/17/10
321! 5/17/10
deimosrising
+19 -0
RB's finest dis, and he's had a few. Ray looks impassively on; he is the master of the dis, and has total control of his responses.
I use the car of pain line all the damn time.
RB's finest dis, and he's had a few. Ray looks impassively on; he is the master of the dis, and has total control of his responses.
I use the car of pain line all the damn time.
qingofchina
+4 -0
Either that or it is Bizarro Ray who never speaks.
Either that or it is Bizarro Ray who never speaks.
fallow_fields
+1 -0
haha one big SuperChubby for Bizarro World!
in Bizarro World, Cornelius becomes Lyle, and vice versa.
...in Bizarro World, Philippe is not 5.
haha one big SuperChubby for Bizarro World!
in Bizarro World, Cornelius becomes Lyle, and vice versa.
...in Bizarro World, Philippe is not 5.
hoarday4
+1 -2
No, philippe is still 5 in bizzaro world. He is a universal constant between all dimensions of space and time. He cannot change.
No, philippe is still 5 in bizzaro world. He is a universal constant between all dimensions of space and time. He cannot change.
ravindra108
+0 -0
In Bizarro World, Philippe is still 5, but he's not a special boy. Bizarro World is sadly deficient in hugs.
In Bizarro World, Philippe is still 5, but he's not a special boy. Bizarro World is sadly deficient in hugs.
zeroasalimit
+1 -0
I use it aswell, but my friends don't appreciate. :(
I use it aswell, but my friends don't appreciate. :(
saru
+5 -0
Get new friends.
Get new friends.
salo
+9 -0
And dis them.
And dis them.
rapid_roy
+9 -0
Damn Beef, where'd that come from?
Also, tigers don't have manes, silly Mr. Bear.
Damn Beef, where'd that come from?
Also, tigers don't have manes, silly Mr. Bear.
spinynorman
+6 -1
Man, Cornelius really fucked up this time. Tigers totally don't have manes.
Man, Cornelius really fucked up this time. Tigers totally don't have manes.
laserblade
+1 -0
I remember this was a plot point in an Animorphs book.
I remember this was a plot point in an Animorphs book.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
In a real way?
In a real way?
mystkmanat
+0 -0
ANIMORPHS
LOVED THEM
MOIST
ANIMORPHS
LOVED THEM
MOIST
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
yikes
yikes
mystkmanat
+0 -0
I'm not ashamed.
I'm not ashamed.
senseihollywood
+38 -0
strangely enough, my mom took me to school in the car of pain:
'77 Plymouth Volare' Station Wagon with simulated wood panels
strangely enough, my mom took me to school in the car of pain:
'77 Plymouth Volare' Station Wagon with simulated wood panels
fineoakstructure
+5 -1
Don't you mean "wood pain els?"
No?
Okay then.
Don't you mean "wood pain els?"
No?
Okay then.
petitegitan
+3 -0
Interesting that durin his illness Cornelius cannot write the children's books, but must revert to porn.
I guess I would too.
Interesting that durin his illness Cornelius cannot write the children's books, but must revert to porn.
I guess I would too.
theloneliestmonkey
+1 -0
I would like to have a car of pain to take people I know to school in.
I would like to have a car of pain to take people I know to school in.
epicurus
+8 -2
One of the most quotable ever.
Everyone can imagine the car of pain. All can imagine this.
One of the most quotable ever.
Everyone can imagine the car of pain. All can imagine this.
whuppins
+0 -0
5'd with a quickness. Probably my favorite strip of all time. Most certainly my favorite single panel of all time, number 4.
5'd with a quickness. Probably my favorite strip of all time. Most certainly my favorite single panel of all time, number 4.
dougthehead
+13 -0
Compare this Roast Beef to the one who picked the worst possible moment to tell Mr. Bear that he wanted to commit suicide at Teodor's party in his first major appearance. That, my friends, is character development.
Compare this Roast Beef to the one who picked the worst possible moment to tell Mr. Bear that he wanted to commit suicide at Teodor's party in his first major appearance. That, my friends, is character development.
nutmeg
+20 -0
my god. since i came of age, i've had to take MYSELF to school in the "car of pain:" a purple minivan with an "I LOVE AMERICA" bumper sticker.
then i bought myself fly-ass orange moped with the Hunter S. Thompson logo on the front. now i take myself to school in the vespa of getting-yelled-at-by-assholes-who-do-not-see-mopeds-as-valid-vehicles
my god. since i came of age, i've had to take MYSELF to school in the "car of pain:" a purple minivan with an "I LOVE AMERICA" bumper sticker.
then i bought myself fly-ass orange moped with the Hunter S. Thompson logo on the front. now i take myself to school in the vespa of getting-yelled-at-by-assholes-who-do-not-see-mopeds-as-valid-vehicles
grayfox
+4 -0
The proper response to the yelling is "Fuck you this hog gets 80 miles to the gallon."
The proper response to the yelling is "Fuck you this hog gets 80 miles to the gallon."
charchar
+9 -0
You dis my hog, you fluff my, um, hog.
You dis my hog, you fluff my, um, hog.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
you have a hog?
you have a hog?
presterjohn
+2 -0
moped with Gonzo fist ... oh man. No, dog, no.
moped with Gonzo fist ... oh man. No, dog, no.
rogergs
+16 -0
That underwear cost more than three pounds.
That underwear cost more than three pounds.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
The sass levels of the strip are off the charts!
The sass levels of the strip are off the charts!
liquidcruelty
+6 -0
I dunno man Roast Beef has proven to be pretty hard, and that mane is hell of sweet, but I wouldn't sass Cornelius like that
it could end badly for you
I dunno man Roast Beef has proven to be pretty hard, and that mane is hell of sweet, but I wouldn't sass Cornelius like that
it could end badly for you
deancain29
+1 -0
wicked sack on Beef!
wicked sack on Beef!
heavymetaljesus
+0 -0
Oh man, the car of pain is the worst
Oh man, the car of pain is the worst
rowboat
+0 -0
Judging from the last panel, it's pretty easy to imagine that Beef has a long history of trolling message boards. He and towel could probably go back and forth for hours.
Judging from the last panel, it's pretty easy to imagine that Beef has a long history of trolling message boards. He and towel could probably go back and forth for hours.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
all question marks and exclamation points.
all question marks and exclamation points.
samuraieaux
+0 -1
alt text: The car of pain is something all can imagine, all can imagine this
alt text: The car of pain is something all can imagine, all can imagine this
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
+
+
chuchurocket
+0 -0
it's not uncommon that i use the mom/car/school thing in casual conversation...which is probably why my peers generally regard me as senile.
it's not uncommon that i use the mom/car/school thing in casual conversation...which is probably why my peers generally regard me as senile.
heccibiggs
+1 -1
I have yet to receive an opportunity in my life to say this. Or maybe I have, but in the moment forgot Beef's instance of wicked sack and did not apply it to my own situation. Even so, I will not be happy until I have successfully told someone that I am their mom (mum) and that I have just taken them to school in the car of pain, then requested they repeat what I just said.
I don't know why I'm talking like such a weirdo.
I have yet to receive an opportunity in my life to say this. Or maybe I have, but in the moment forgot Beef's instance of wicked sack and did not apply it to my own situation. Even so, I will not be happy until I have successfully told someone that I am their mom (mum) and that I have just taken them to school in the car of pain, then requested they repeat what I just said.
I don't know why I'm talking like such a weirdo.
pogo
+0 -1
I think we all got your point, luv. Maybe a lorry of pain would be better. "Car" doesn't sound veddy British to me ear.
I think we all got your point, luv. Maybe a lorry of pain would be better. "Car" doesn't sound veddy British to me ear.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
...No, we say "car". Contrary to popular believe, we do have cars over here - we stopped all going around in horse and carriage quite some time ago. Most people are happy enough with the change. God save the Queen!
...No, we say "car". Contrary to popular believe, we do have cars over here - we stopped all going around in horse and carriage quite some time ago. Most people are happy enough with the change. God save the Queen!
pogo
+0 -1
I stand corrected. BTW, I got 716 hits on Google for "heccibiggs," all of them Achewood. (I was seeing if "heccibiggs" was a real word or something.)
I stand corrected. BTW, I got 716 hits on Google for "heccibiggs," all of them Achewood. (I was seeing if "heccibiggs" was a real word or something.)
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Nice. No, it's not a real word, it's a nickname. My friend switched the first letters of my first name and surname, and I liked it.
But, how come you got 716 hits and I only got 4?
Nice. No, it's not a real word, it's a nickname. My friend switched the first letters of my first name and surname, and I liked it.
But, how come you got 716 hits and I only got 4?
pogo
+0 -1
Google limits the hits when they seem to be similar, and there's a place to click to allow all the hits to be displayed. (Who is your icon picture of?)
Google limits the hits when they seem to be similar, and there's a place to click to allow all the hits to be displayed. (Who is your icon picture of?)
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh, right.
That's me. Yeeeaaah. I'm starting to get worried here. You're researching my username and you want to know all about my avatar. I'm not being funny or anything but... are you planning on killing me and stealing my identity?
Oh, right.
That's me. Yeeeaaah. I'm starting to get worried here. You're researching my username and you want to know all about my avatar. I'm not being funny or anything but... are you planning on killing me and stealing my identity?
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Also you're a 59 year old man. Genuinely quite worried.
Also you're a 59 year old man. Genuinely quite worried.
pogo
+0 -0
On another continent, of course, and just curious. Sorry for creeeping you out.
On another continent, of course, and just curious. Sorry for creeeping you out.
pogo
+2 -2
Aww hell, why should I deny my love? Where is my sack?
Aww hell, why should I deny my love? Where is my sack?
phthoggos
+7 -0
dude
dude
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
"Where is my sack? Where am I? My feet hurt!"
"Where is my sack? Where am I? My feet hurt!"
atticusonline
+0 -0
What the hell? I thought it was my idea to stalk heccibiggs! Shit, I haven't even googled her...i am SO bad at this.
What the hell? I thought it was my idea to stalk heccibiggs! Shit, I haven't even googled her...i am SO bad at this.
pogo
+0 -0
Dude, she gives her Facebook address in her member info, I've come to find out.
Dude, she gives her Facebook address in her member info, I've come to find out.
atticusonline
+0 -0
dammit, i am terrible at this...shit!
do i sent her things such as chocolates?
dammit, i am terrible at this...shit!
do i sent her things such as chocolates?
pogo
+0 -0
I would just try the direct approach. She seems to like that.
I would just try the direct approach. She seems to like that.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
What? What? What are you doing?
What? What? What are you doing?
pogo
+0 -0
Who, me? I'm trying to get you a date, silly.
Who, me? I'm trying to get you a date, silly.
atticusonline
+2 -0
We have now been married for 5 months and I can say without any regret in my heart that you suck as a wife. Also, stop chewing bread weird.
We have now been married for 5 months and I can say without any regret in my heart that you suck as a wife. Also, stop chewing bread weird.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
too funny. chub.
too funny. chub.
atticusonline
+4 -0
Heccibiggs, will you marry me? Hint: The answer is yes, you said yes.
Heccibiggs, will you marry me? Hint: The answer is yes, you said yes.
serf
+0 -0
relish it when you get the chance it is one of the greatest experiences human life has to offer.
relish it when you get the chance it is one of the greatest experiences human life has to offer.
sp1derbaby
+1 -0
Nice avatar! I saw them live for the first time a few months ago - they totally put the brown hammer down.
Nice avatar! I saw them live for the first time a few months ago - they totally put the brown hammer down.
serf
+0 -0
the first time i saw them was at ACL (austin city limits) and i was very lucky the act before them was Damien marley, not because I'm a fan, but because there was SO MUCH POT going around. there was a huge haze over the crowd, after he finished we stumbled up to the fourth row and saw ween.
the took the stage like gods, and they rocked like men. it was probably the high point of my 21 years so far.
the first time i saw them was at ACL (austin city limits) and i was very lucky the act before them was Damien marley, not because I'm a fan, but because there was SO MUCH POT going around. there was a huge haze over the crowd, after he finished we stumbled up to the fourth row and saw ween.
the took the stage like gods, and they rocked like men. it was probably the high point of my 21 years so far.
dipstikk
+0 -0
Weren't cats actually bred from a feline of similar size? This is like me trying to get back to my roots by dressing as a howler monkey.
And scaring old people.
Ahahaha.
Weren't cats actually bred from a feline of similar size? This is like me trying to get back to my roots by dressing as a howler monkey.
And scaring old people.
Ahahaha.
tekende
+0 -0
My dad can do an awesome impression of a howler monkey.
My dad can do an awesome impression of a howler monkey.
lucas
+0 -0
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
stop flexing man are you braggin?
stop flexing man are you braggin?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
calm down. you can't even see it.
(which is what she said.)
calm down. you can't even see it.
(which is what she said.)
jfbeardsley
+0 -0
The alt-text here is perhaps the finest example I've seen in any medium of when a semi-colon ought to be used.
"The car of pain is something all can imagine ; all can imagine this."
Achewood is a celebration of the English language.
The alt-text here is perhaps the finest example I've seen in any medium of when a semi-colon ought to be used.
"The car of pain is something all can imagine ; all can imagine this."
Achewood is a celebration of the English language.
wombatroop
+0 -0
For a moment Cornelius appeared to be moving in frame 2. It's possible I've been reading achewood for too long
For a moment Cornelius appeared to be moving in frame 2. It's possible I've been reading achewood for too long
carlyle
+0 -0
*says it and cries*
*says it and cries*
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
does a mane=mad sack, as well?
does a mane=mad sack, as well?
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
what a faggy comment.
what a faggy comment.
andrewthepig
+0 -0
I wonder if the car of pain line contributed to the amazing strips with Trent Reznor's Volvo...
I wonder if the car of pain line contributed to the amazing strips with Trent Reznor's Volvo...
andrewthepig
+0 -0
...rather, the idea of.
...rather, the idea of.
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