billyamericana
+0 -0
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A comment left by billyamericana was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, Overmedicated, La_Groink, mortshire, YouFailMe)
gompo
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People don't have to be on the toilet all by themselves, you know.
People don't have to be on the toilet all by themselves, you know.
relaxing
+6 -0
The key to enlightenment lies in Lyle's vernacular usage of the word "catch."
The key to enlightenment lies in Lyle's vernacular usage of the word "catch."
untilyouaresonude
+32 -0
He only got the nickname "Honest Abe" cuz he demanded not to be called "The Tablebreaker".
He only got the nickname "Honest Abe" cuz he demanded not to be called "The Tablebreaker".
djwhiterabbit
+2 -0
4/5 for the herpes joke alone.
5/5 for phillipe narrating it.
4/5 for the herpes joke alone.
5/5 for phillipe narrating it.
junko
+5 -0
First edition of Phillipe's Friday Facts.
First edition of Phillipe's Friday Facts.
darkwaffle
+6 -0
These are amazing. I especially like the Tomato Trick.
These are amazing. I especially like the Tomato Trick.
pseudochron
+0 -0
That is my favorite as well.
That is my favorite as well.
vweep
+0 -0
People from bad circumstances.
People from bad circumstances.
ravindra108
+0 -0
Only problem:
I don't like tomatoes or Chinese food.
I will stop looking at fat people, though.
Only problem:
I don't like tomatoes or Chinese food.
I will stop looking at fat people, though.
tekende
+2 -0
Eat fat people. No tomatoes.
Eat fat people. No tomatoes.
cuneocapo
+4 -0
If only Bono knew it was all about the hats, Africa could be a changed continent overnight
If only Bono knew it was all about the hats, Africa could be a changed continent overnight
dusty
+0 -0
The hats there, they are so dirty.
The hats there, they are so dirty.
ezcmac
+3 -1
Whenever I look at fat people, I get the feeling that they know what I'm up to.
Phillip is wise beyond his years.
Whenever I look at fat people, I get the feeling that they know what I'm up to.
Phillip is wise beyond his years.
aperson
+13 -0
Behind every Phillipe Times Fact About Crickets there lies a conversation with n increasingly perplexed Teodor.
Behind every Phillipe Times Fact About Crickets there lies a conversation with n increasingly perplexed Teodor.
heavymetaljesus
+8 -0
Phillipe, I also know what I'm doing this afternoon. :D
Phillipe, I also know what I'm doing this afternoon. :D
crinklebat
+2 -0
I wish I could read the Rumpus Round-Up. That sounds so fun.
I wish I could read the Rumpus Round-Up. That sounds so fun.
emily
+2 -1
I am pretty sure that this page is the Rumpus Round Up! You should read it, it is very fun.
I am pretty sure that this page is the Rumpus Round Up! You should read it, it is very fun.
nytyper
+2 -0
I would have to say that the Friday Facts are my favorite strips.
I would have to say that the Friday Facts are my favorite strips.
helloftubby
+0 -0
the first time scallops feature in the philippe times.
the first time scallops feature in the philippe times.
deusoma
+0 -0
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A comment left by deusoma was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by professorhazard, kenthegod, sandswipe, bloodychill)
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
A comment left by luckypyjamas was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by radiowires, Vondicus, kenthegod, MrEctomy)
A comment left by luckypyjamas was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by radiowires, Vondicus, kenthegod, MrEctomy)
tekende
+1 -0
"The"?
"The"?
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
hip-hop-opatamus
rhymin'-oceros
hip-hop-opatamus
rhymin'-oceros
ovenface
+0 -0
A comment left by ovenface was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, rowboat, jezebel)
A comment left by ovenface was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, rowboat, jezebel)
direhaggis
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%u0412%u044B %u0431%u0443%u0434%u0435%u0442%u0435 %u0432%u043F%u043E%u043B%u043D%u0435 %u0434%u0443%u0440%u0430%u0447%u043A%u043E%u043C, yo.
%u0412%u044B %u0431%u0443%u0434%u0435%u0442%u0435 %u0432%u043F%u043E%u043B%u043D%u0435 %u0434%u0443%u0440%u0430%u0447%u043A%u043E%u043C, yo.
atticusonline
+3 -0
there are no tomatos in your text
there are no tomatos in your text
woodenteeth
+0 -0
In this modern era, not only would posting the alt-text be lamed (unless 6 months ago makes a phone call to today) but posting the body of the alt-text as a comment would be lamed.
It is a confusing time to be alive.
In this modern era, not only would posting the alt-text be lamed (unless 6 months ago makes a phone call to today) but posting the body of the alt-text as a comment would be lamed.
It is a confusing time to be alive.
tbtabby
+0 -0
I hope Philippe's mother never read Leviticus 10:11.
I hope Philippe's mother never read Leviticus 10:11.
mustakrakesh
+1 -0
I feel the need to ask "what does that even mean?" on a daily basis. Philippe is the modern day everyman!
I feel the need to ask "what does that even mean?" on a daily basis. Philippe is the modern day everyman!
furge
+1 -0
Square dancing was invented by dudes from Circumstances.
Square dancing was invented by dudes from Circumstances.
gunsofray
+6 -0
Circumdances
Circumdances
clamalosal
+0 -0
Oh, Phillippe. I love him so much.
Oh, Phillippe. I love him so much.
genequagmire
+0 -0
We totally know what you're up to.
We totally know what you're up to.
ojnabieoot
+0 -0
I just noticed how adorable it is that an otter cannot comprehend why people wouldn't like shrimp.
I just noticed how adorable it is that an otter cannot comprehend why people wouldn't like shrimp.
boheeka
+0 -0
Friday Fact:
ACCORDING TO RAY: "If a dog's dick were a person, it would look like Edie Falco."
Friday Fact:
ACCORDING TO RAY: "If a dog's dick were a person, it would look like Edie Falco."
maniakattak
+0 -0
Why does this look like some excerpts from Cracked?
Why does this look like some excerpts from Cracked?
libelandslander
+0 -0
That fat people joke is great. I love how Mr. Onstad can take a sensitive subject - the treatment of fat people, or the "N word -" and then make a joke about it that doesn't rely on stereotypes or what-have-you.
That fat people joke is great. I love how Mr. Onstad can take a sensitive subject - the treatment of fat people, or the "N word -" and then make a joke about it that doesn't rely on stereotypes or what-have-you.
A comment left by anathan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, mortshire, Abuncha_nada, RedMange, we_eat_vitamins, zulko, tragicone)
Three fat people were not amused
They knew what he was up to.
And their lame votes have a higher weight.
funnychubbs for the whole thread(or as far as i can go...)!!!
I speak from experience when I say that in truth, fat people are neither oblivious nor do we know what you're up to. It's more along the lines of 'we are entirely used to it and assume it is happening at all times'. It's an incredibly lazy brand of vigilance, well suited to a corpulent state.