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The Mega-nerds! Friday, June 2, 2006 • read strip Viewing 57 comments:

Ray is such a good friend that he stopped to give Mega-Water to Lyle.

Recent studies suggest that mega water is 75% alcohol with an additional 25% alcohol.

Mega water's what done make my pappy go blind.

I'm going to try to prove your name wrong on this one.

Epicurus leads the field in quoting people in everyday life.

Dude if Saint don't got him edged then I don't know what's what anymore

That is nonsense and noise. Epicurus is Top Dogg in the field, there is no question.

I was quoting achewood instead of talking normally since before it was cool , dig? You look up an old WW1 propaganda poster and straight up there is my avatar next to some achewood quote, all old-style fonts and images, and the line "Quoting Achewood - For Freedom!" and hell of quotes falling onto the head of the Kaiser and straight up killing him.

That is what is up.

Did you hear him? He said that that is what is up!

A comment left by mrectomy was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by jyri00555, Orskasm, atticusonline, BrianNotBrian, grim)

Proudly awarding this its hundredth chubby.

megawater is water that used to weigh down someones dick

Not just any water either, he gave Lyle MEGA-WATER!

i wanted to give this a chubby, but i already had.

notice the MN gang sign in panel 10.

Oh man. I totally missed that the first time!

crap, i totally missed that too~!

also, this is one of my favourite strips, because lyle throwing up spaghetti is just such a common thing.

Me three. Damn, reading these comments is so bountiful and fruitful. My quick eyes miss things.

Our people owe a great debt of honour to this ... "Turnabout"

OHHH i thought he was typing on an air-keyboard, arms all nerdy like a t-rex.

I just noticed that myself. First thought: Post it, and get megachubbies! Second thought: Somebody else has undoubtedly done so already. Third thought: you know by now.

This is some prime tag team improvising here - those underpants really get you in tune with everyone.

THAT'S what that was! I thought he was doing some kind of nerdy zombie imitation.

Oh!

O_O


W... wow.

Oh, so THAT's what Roast Beef's been doing with his hands!

Chubby.

ugh. your tite noticing puts me to shame. you have nice eyes. i want them for my collection.

Oh! So that's what Roast Beef was doing!

Look at the genius!

I checked it on the scale!

Did you notice that he says 'look at ME' while not making any hand gestures... and then says 'look at the GENIUS!' while gesturing right in front.

Conclusion, our dongs are not only vestigial, but a lot more stupid than the dongs of the past.

"Lyle's in the garage, but he's throwing up spaghetti."

One of my favorite Achewood lines.

Philippe's horror in that panel is exquisite .

It's awesome that Roast Beef repeats things when he gets panicky.

In the few panels shouldn't Beef be still experiencing Zen like calm? They're acting pretty much like usual.

I figure that his calm will return when the balance around him is restored. In the meantime, it is critical to correct this imbalance.

Mega-nerd powers, activate!

One of my all time favorite strips. Teodor's rambling and the Mega-water bit is classic.

Philippe looks downright horrified in panels 7 and 8.

ray volunteers his enlightenment so lyle can wash the spaghetti and vomit out of his mouth. truly, he is a god among cats.

Do you know what i realized? I realized that Teodor is US. Teodor is the Achewood reader. He goes along with stuff but isn't quite up to it, prone to nostalgia, needs t feel like he belongs, ruins the situation when given to much power, mostly a bit player. WE ARE TEODOR.

I gave this one a five just for panels 7 and 8. Hear that, other panels? It's not for you.

I love how it went "basic disaster movie plot" and turned from "Teodor's going to make an ass of himself and everyone else" to "Teodor's only going to be picking up MORE paper clips and go MORE insane! And if everyone finds out our secret, society will be destroyed!" Although, this was also established earlier. Blah, why do I speak at all.

No need to be a sophisticate when you've got the Zen Weight a couple of inches in front of your rad chilies.

Besides, how many disaster movies have a guy dial his cell phone with it attached to his dong?

philipe's eyes go RIGHT to the junk

oh man CLASSIC

It's a little hard to ignore.

When the shit hits the fan, will YOU answer the call of the Mega-nerds?

Some black beans indeed.

Notice Beef smiling two panels in a row (9 and 10), that's gotta be a first.

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"As the departing soul says to the body, here goes nothing."

I like that Roast Beef is using his underwear for its original purpose. No ball cancer for him.

This is the first time I've ever noticed Roast Beef using punctuation marks to end sentences.

Once again, Tim Berners-Lee nearly brings about the end of civilization as we know it.

That last panel is one of my favourites ever.

Panels 7 8 are pure magic.

Them's some black beans, alright.

panels 7 and 8 just made me spit coffee onto my keyboard. and this is probably the third or fourth time ive read the entire...series? huh.

Mr. Onstad, in the strip previous to this Ray kept his right hand on his gut for the entire strip.

It's ok that you didn't do it again for this one. You are rad.