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Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen Wednesday, December 31, 2003 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

I hope that graffiti says sex funeral.

It does. Did you recognize the Billy Idol poster AND the framed picture of French Fry?

I thought it was a picture of Phillipe standing on the drum machine manual, but I like your interpretation better because the first strip is already referenced. A picture of French Fry diversifies allusions to other strips. Good call zefiel.

https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuaff71RZ

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I understand where you're coming from, and usually I would agree with this kind of sentiment. But the author does something here that most others who use this cop-out ending don't, he uses it to intensify the anguish and fear that Phillipe is left with. Instead of using a dream sequence to get out of thinking up an ending, he has used it to make the ending more terrifying.

It's a 5 for me because of the ending, I think it works really well, like xndrew says.

And it couldn't have ended with Philippe being 15...he is 5.

In the future, maybe he will be older. But as long as it is The Present, he is 5.

Phillipe is Five. Phillipe will always be Five. There is no other way: he is Five.

but does philippe know that he is always five? if not, he could very well dream himself to be 15

Nachos YES! Also is that supposed to be Pat at the counter?

This one made me sad.

You watched it.

You can't un-watch it.

Actually, I am lead to believe that with modern liquors you can.

Chubbied for Futurama reference.

The last 3 panels make it.

teodor's speech at the end overdoes it

The look on Téodor's face in the next-to-last panel makes it for me.

chudd

I gave this one a four because of the Billy Idol poster, as well as what I believe to be a picture of his french fry.

The guy did his homework. There's a lot of allusions to past strips in here.

If you get a chance, check out kthor's other works, dude's got mad style.

Definitely. Red Eye, Black Eye is something fantastic.

Best guest strip.

"FUCKIN' PASS IT" made its qay into my vocabulary for quite a few days.

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I agree. Kthor is much better than this, in Achewood and elsewhere.

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I normally like K. Thor's stuff, like pretty much everything on shortandhappy, but this is extremely weak. The punchline even cribs directly from an early Simpsons episode. I'm not saying "boo he stole the idea," he probably had no clue it's been done. I'm just saying if the best idea you can come up with is something that also made it on a mediocre episode of the Simpsons then you're not really pulling off Achewood-level humor.

Achewood, as guest Directed by Larry Clark

I love kthor and I love this strip!

why is our special boy doomed to fattytude?

A snapshot from happier days , before it all went to hell at the quarry.

K Thor Jensen is a good dude but he seems to have a real Roast Beef outlook on life.

(because the french fry and billy idol were all in his mind. all just a dream. no i get it.)

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is the cashier supposed to be beef

This strip would have been fived if not for the third to last panel. Still, a pretty good guest strip.

"turn state's evidence" man i love that phrase in anything

Man as if the "it was all a dream" thing was still ever a good idea, with or without irony, the end of this strip did the Scary Movie thing too, all just referencing tons of stuff about achewood without actually making any jokes, insights, emotional appeals, etc. Boo to that. Also, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

I just really can't dig too much on this. I mean... Garfield . Eew.

On that note, has anyone read Garfield minus Garfield? Some guys take Garfield out of the strips involving him and Jon, so it ends up being Jon talking to himself and being crazy. Is so good.

It was definitely an improvement. Random Garfield also works. https://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

so did they actually kill the counter guy, or did it just appear that way because of the red slushy from the machine on his head?

The last panel made it decent, although I don't like that the cartoon infers that stuff like Teodor's big party and the drum machine manual never even happened.

Achewood: documentary of the year

I do not like Phillipe wearing a Korn t-shirt.

Shit, this strip is like "The Dark Knight Returns" of Achewood.

CHUDD

I love this one! It's such a neat way for a guest to do a new take on the strip. Is this all a dream or does it not count because it's a guest artist and not cannon?

ewwwww...

I only just noticed that Old Phillipe's Korn shirt isn't reversed in that mirror.