william
+0 -0
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lucidaconsole
+15 -0
well, roast beef is naked anyway, in the way that cartoon cats are.
well, roast beef is naked anyway, in the way that cartoon cats are.
hannah
+47 -1
something about seeing him lying down like that, though, makes him seem *so* nude. plus isn't there sometimes a t-shirt? he's mostly bare-ass naked in the way donald duck is. that whole towel-around-waist-after-shower but usually-only-wears-a-shirt thing.
something about seeing him lying down like that, though, makes him seem *so* nude. plus isn't there sometimes a t-shirt? he's mostly bare-ass naked in the way donald duck is. that whole towel-around-waist-after-shower but usually-only-wears-a-shirt thing.
skellingtonloc
+3 -0
It's the tail between his legs. Makes it look like he has a butt.
It's the tail between his legs. Makes it look like he has a butt.
blarghamagarky
+9 -0
thus Onstad's characters' activities are SO WELL CONVEYED
thus Onstad's characters' activities are SO WELL CONVEYED
biomusicologist
+10 -0
It makes him nudest he is ever being
It makes him nudest he is ever being
apocowarg
+4 -1
Soooooooo nude.
Soooooooo nude.
aelindil
+7 -2
puf
puf
dusty
+0 -0
So that's how that works!
So that's how that works!
cyberia
+1 -0
He is so nude.
He is so nude.
riotdejaneiro
+0 -0
Nudest he is ever being. So nude
Nudest he is ever being. So nude
riotdejaneiro
+4 -0
I just noticed that I wrote the same thing as everybody else. Please don´t hurt me. I really am so sorry. I´m crying right now. A bloo bloo blooooo! Bloo bloo!
I just noticed that I wrote the same thing as everybody else. Please don´t hurt me. I really am so sorry. I´m crying right now. A bloo bloo blooooo! Bloo bloo!
legaltenderness
+1 -0
crossover dr.mcninja achewood comments?!!?!1?1!//???
my first p0st
so underwhelming
crossover dr.mcninja achewood comments?!!?!1?1!//???
my first p0st
so underwhelming
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Raking leaves.. crocheting..
Raking leaves.. crocheting..
professorhazard
+6 -0
Do cats even have belly buttons?
Do cats even have belly buttons?
art-vader
+6 -0
no they dont'. Cats comes out of eggs, just like ducks and giraffes
no they dont'. Cats comes out of eggs, just like ducks and giraffes
senseihollywood
+12 -0
it's the code: defile a scanner, no cookies for you
it's the code: defile a scanner, no cookies for you
soticoto
+11 -0
I once defiled a scanner with my eyeball.
I got the PERFECT picture of my eye on the computer... and the perfect picture of the scanner imprinted on my retina.
I once defiled a scanner with my eyeball.
I got the PERFECT picture of my eye on the computer... and the perfect picture of the scanner imprinted on my retina.
anzio
+0 -0
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
soticoto
+0 -0
Oh totally!
I kept using that picture of my eye for like... 8 years afterwards.
Oh totally!
I kept using that picture of my eye for like... 8 years afterwards.
nutmegman
+2 -0
this is the one that makes me laugh every time
this is the one that makes me laugh every time
ketelcat
+11 -0
Oh I really wish you'd posted the post above. Will you and soticoto swap avatars for a minute, please?
Oh I really wish you'd posted the post above. Will you and soticoto swap avatars for a minute, please?
phthoggos
+0 -0
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slab64
+0 -0
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groman
+5 -0
"If you go around banging websites, do not expect treats from Ray." The rollover alone makes this a great one.
"If you go around banging websites, do not expect treats from Ray." The rollover alone makes this a great one.
tombsgrave
+0 -0
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clembot
+18 -0
orifisci is certainly not a word
orifisci is certainly not a word
featurelessvoid
+51 -0
Orifisci sounds like a good name for a biotech start-up, though. Alas, they'd probably just get acquired by one of their larger competitors like Rectomed or Sphinctotronix.
Orifisci sounds like a good name for a biotech start-up, though. Alas, they'd probably just get acquired by one of their larger competitors like Rectomed or Sphinctotronix.
clembot
+0 -0
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ampkit5
+0 -0
Sphinctotronix made me laugh so hard I wet myself a little. I hope your happy.
Sphinctotronix made me laugh so hard I wet myself a little. I hope your happy.
heccibiggs
+3 -0
Haha oh man I know you wrote this like over a year ago probably but your use of "certainly" made this comment completely hilarious. Like if it was said out loud it would be really indignant.
Haha oh man I know you wrote this like over a year ago probably but your use of "certainly" made this comment completely hilarious. Like if it was said out loud it would be really indignant.
petitegitan
+0 -0
I wouldn't imagine Beef's facial expression in the final panel to be so angry..I think that history says he would be more dejected, or embarassed.
I wouldn't imagine Beef's facial expression in the final panel to be so angry..I think that history says he would be more dejected, or embarassed.
dunkus-bolunkus
+4 -0
He's just coverin' his embarrasment with a little bit of sas
He's just coverin' his embarrasment with a little bit of sas
noah_j
+1 -0
maybe the dude just wants a cookie.
maybe the dude just wants a cookie.
hoboninja
+3 -0
NOT my friend!
NOT my friend!
thatcrazycommie
+0 -0
My favorite line, too. I love how it's basically presented as an afterthought of Beef's imagination.
My favorite line, too. I love how it's basically presented as an afterthought of Beef's imagination.
never_die
+6 -1
has beef ever tasted a sugar cookie?
of course he hasn't! he's from Circumstances.
has beef ever tasted a sugar cookie?
of course he hasn't! he's from Circumstances.
waffles
+0 -0
this would happen to me
this would happen to me
evolume
+36 -0
the scanner is SCSI. well, it is now anyway.
the scanner is SCSI. well, it is now anyway.
neitherman
+1 -1
Haha, good sir!
Haha, good sir!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
hah! today, you are a genius.
hah! today, you are a genius.
luckyg
+5 -1
I always surprises me how rational people can be when they walk in on an awkward situation.
I always surprises me how rational people can be when they walk in on an awkward situation.
dropkickpikachu
+7 -0
I rather like walking in on awkward situations for this reason. I think it throws people off more when you're really nonchalant about it.
Walk in on your roommate and his girlfriend doin' the no-pants dance? Ask them how their day was, tell them something interesting you just heard. Cheer them on. Fun stuff.
I rather like walking in on awkward situations for this reason. I think it throws people off more when you're really nonchalant about it.
Walk in on your roommate and his girlfriend doin' the no-pants dance? Ask them how their day was, tell them something interesting you just heard. Cheer them on. Fun stuff.
letterswewrote
+2 -0
If anyone here every falls in love with a website, this is how you "bang" one. I never knew.
If anyone here every falls in love with a website, this is how you "bang" one. I never knew.
catachresis
+68 -0
I have a story about this strip.
Less than a week ago, I had a really fucking awful day. When I got home, determined to relax, I took a hot shower, got into my boxers, and settled down on the bed with my laptop to watch a couple of eps of The Wire on DVD.
After I inserted the disc, I noticed that the cold beer I'd brought to enjoy with my DVDs was down at the end of the bed. I leaned over to get it, and had to stretch almost flat, pushing back the screen of my laptop and leaving me just about crotch-to-touchpad.
I stopped, stock still, horrified at the thought that if Ray came in right then, I probably would not have been allowed any cookies.
I have a story about this strip.
Less than a week ago, I had a really fucking awful day. When I got home, determined to relax, I took a hot shower, got into my boxers, and settled down on the bed with my laptop to watch a couple of eps of The Wire on DVD.
After I inserted the disc, I noticed that the cold beer I'd brought to enjoy with my DVDs was down at the end of the bed. I leaned over to get it, and had to stretch almost flat, pushing back the screen of my laptop and leaving me just about crotch-to-touchpad.
I stopped, stock still, horrified at the thought that if Ray came in right then, I probably would not have been allowed any cookies.
geysershitdick
+32 -0
You were bangin' a website, but whatever. No beer for you.
You were bangin' a website, but whatever. No beer for you.
myrrdisparo
+1 -1
Chubby. On principle
Chubby. On principle
karljw
+1 -0
the wire is the best show of all time.
the wire is the best show of all time.
mygoodfriend
+2 -0
He's doing better. He didn't panic and bury his scanner.
He's doing better. He didn't panic and bury his scanner.
foetus_punch
+0 -0
man, this strip gets quoted way too much in my circle of friends. Half of them don't even know what it's from, yet whenever they see something embarrassing they still accuse me of e-banging and withhold sugar cookies. This happens with other comics, too. It's really cool, but at the same time really irking, especially when people I don't even really like hear, just assume it's an in-joke, and the use it anyway! That truly get my goat.
man, this strip gets quoted way too much in my circle of friends. Half of them don't even know what it's from, yet whenever they see something embarrassing they still accuse me of e-banging and withhold sugar cookies. This happens with other comics, too. It's really cool, but at the same time really irking, especially when people I don't even really like hear, just assume it's an in-joke, and the use it anyway! That truly get my goat.
quantumcasaba
+1 -0
Yes, my fiance has only seen a few of the most popular strips. When our friend who introduced me to it and I get together, we often spin off on a few different tangents about it, and he tries to interject a few quotes of his own of the same four or five strips. Is so pathetic.
Actually, it's gotten so bad that when I say things that my friends don't get they usually just ask "Achewood?" even if it is my own dumbassery.
But no one seems to like it. I think I need some new friends... heh
Yes, my fiance has only seen a few of the most popular strips. When our friend who introduced me to it and I get together, we often spin off on a few different tangents about it, and he tries to interject a few quotes of his own of the same four or five strips. Is so pathetic.
Actually, it's gotten so bad that when I say things that my friends don't get they usually just ask "Achewood?" even if it is my own dumbassery.
But no one seems to like it. I think I need some new friends... heh
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
'it' being Achewood, not my saying stupid things.
'it' being Achewood, not my saying stupid things.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Yes. You need new friends. Although if I barred all the friends of mine I knew wouldn't get Achewood I'd be awful lonely.
Yes. You need new friends. Although if I barred all the friends of mine I knew wouldn't get Achewood I'd be awful lonely.
noah_j
+2 -0
i cannot shake the feeling that no cookies for you is a web pun, but i also cannot make it work in my brain. i also cannot unthink this.
panel five is great out-of-context material.
i cannot shake the feeling that no cookies for you is a web pun, but i also cannot make it work in my brain. i also cannot unthink this.
panel five is great out-of-context material.
tourach3
+0 -0
damn, somebody already made the cookies connection
unless it's some lady-site you just met in the bathroom stall at the bar, you'd think they'd atleast exhange cookies or something before doing the do
damn, somebody already made the cookies connection
unless it's some lady-site you just met in the bathroom stall at the bar, you'd think they'd atleast exhange cookies or something before doing the do
hendetta
+0 -0
I think that in the society of the Underground clothing is completely optional, since we sometimes see our characters fully naked and it is just okay.
I think that in the society of the Underground clothing is completely optional, since we sometimes see our characters fully naked and it is just okay.
nizlamb
+0 -0
today i will not be expecting any treats
today i will not be expecting any treats
grandpayum
+0 -0
i love this strip more then any strip
i love this strip more then any strip
weapon86
+5 -0
I banged a website and didn't wear a firewall. Worst mistake of my life. I am sorry to have to share such a story, but the more you talk about it...
I banged a website and didn't wear a firewall. Worst mistake of my life. I am sorry to have to share such a story, but the more you talk about it...
gussiejives
+7 -0
The website he... boned?
The website he... boned?
justa
+0 -0
Ray Smuckles is a good man but he will not reward that kind of behaviour.
Ray Smuckles is a good man but he will not reward that kind of behaviour.
helenthebum
+0 -0
if only my mom was that nice when she walked in on me bangin a website..
if only my mom was that nice when she walked in on me bangin a website..
juav
+0 -0
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fineoakstructure
+0 -0
LOL in your room?
LOL in your room?
direhaggis
+2 -0
Ray is completely nonplussed over his friend getting mad rutty with a website. Still, no cookies on principle.
Ray is completely nonplussed over his friend getting mad rutty with a website. Still, no cookies on principle.
chloraloner
+0 -0
He's still feelin' awkward for getting called out on the cake mashing thing.
He's still feelin' awkward for getting called out on the cake mashing thing.
sirfrederick
+0 -0
I hate people with attitudes like Ray's in the last panel.
I hate people with attitudes like Ray's in the last panel.
thedrizzle
+1 -0
I'm more than a little surprised to have not seen any pictures of actual belly buttons posted as responses.
I'm more than a little surprised to have not seen any pictures of actual belly buttons posted as responses.
tekende
+2 -0
Uh no Ray I have never tasted a sugar cookie are they pretty good
Uh no Ray I have never tasted a sugar cookie are they pretty good
nilehus
+0 -0
First thing I did today was hit Random on assetbar.
And it led me to this strip.
Today is a good day.
First thing I did today was hit Random on assetbar.
And it led me to this strip.
Today is a good day.
helixnebula
+0 -0
the only website I've ever banged is, well... this one.
and the Wikipedia article on Rick Astley
the only website I've ever banged is, well... this one.
and the Wikipedia article on Rick Astley
stonecrab
+0 -0
"Nobody's around maybe i'll just use the scanner"...how so very many of us have regretted that thought...
"Nobody's around maybe i'll just use the scanner"...how so very many of us have regretted that thought...
fictions
+0 -0
Man things ain't never the same once you seen a dude bangin' a website
Man things ain't never the same once you seen a dude bangin' a website
gunsofray
+1 -0
i lost my virginity to Achewood
i lost my virginity to Achewood
echidnaboy
+1 -0
"A website is rocking my can! I never thought it would be like this!"
"A website is rocking my can! I never thought it would be like this!"
genequagmire
+0 -0
This is the best thing ever.
This is the best thing ever.
asherdan
+0 -0
First Beef bangs away at robots, then websites...when is dude going to straight up go after what he really wants to nail and go look up Science.
First Beef bangs away at robots, then websites...when is dude going to straight up go after what he really wants to nail and go look up Science.
atticusonline
+0 -0
because that is a stupid thing to do.
because that is a stupid thing to do.
remember when the local news started showing special features on The Internet and they would all end up talking about cybersex over a clip of something that looked like a precursor to the "all is full of love" video? and how disappointed you were when you figured out that it was just dirty-typin'. anyway, roast beef: pioneer.
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Jesus, saint, let the dude have his Earthbound moment. Let him have it.
We all have our Earthbound moment. It is called life.
(I do actually know of the game series but regardless did I just blow your mind? )
you are completely a cockhead.
I am chubbying that guy because of this reply
I am chubbying Saint because of his reply.
Funny that.
Amir what the hell man that is Locke dogg
This is circumstances, like always with Beef. The dude's luck is all bad
Hey, it turned out pretty good for him compared to what he imagined. Ray did not kick him out of his house.
Is that the one with the robot lesbians?
Yes