catachresis
+38 -0
Strips about anally retentive forum moderators: awesome
Strips about anally retentive forum moderators: awesome
soticoto
+10 -1
Forums with a Pat in charge are a disturbingly common thing.
Forums with a Pat in charge are a disturbingly common thing.
catachresis
+52 -0
Four edits, two in the same minute
There is so much about this strip that is good
Four edits, two in the same minute
There is so much about this strip that is good
choosebro
+8 -1
And you know that one of those edits was just to capitalise those words.
And you know that one of those edits was just to capitalise those words.
iidebaser
+4 -0
the edits are really what make the strip, for me.
the edits are really what make the strip, for me.
stuart
+0 -1
What's sad is this srtip more than anything aligns me with Pat
What's sad is this srtip more than anything aligns me with Pat
stuart
+11 -0
for instance I would be editing that typo right now
for instance I would be editing that typo right now
zem
+34 -0
man Pat is born to be a regular contributor to wikipedia
man Pat is born to be a regular contributor to wikipedia
wae
+13 -0
The wikipedia promise: "People who edit online encyclopedias in their spare time generally agree that . . ."
The wikipedia promise: "People who edit online encyclopedias in their spare time generally agree that . . ."
atmus
+0 -0
A comment left by atmus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, dismas, al_batross, theplaidknight, Satyr)
A comment left by atmus was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, dismas, al_batross, theplaidknight, Satyr)
mrectomy
+1 -1
my first chubby.
my first chubby.
envika
+3 -0
heh
heh
chaesar
+10 -0
Pat is really coming into his own in this strip. Maybe he was always a pretty chill guy, but after the hat incident and trying to run a small business killed his kindness.
So I guess if you are Subway admin, your status is "Jared"
Pat is really coming into his own in this strip. Maybe he was always a pretty chill guy, but after the hat incident and trying to run a small business killed his kindness.
So I guess if you are Subway admin, your status is "Jared"
spinynorman
+5 -0
It was about this time that he lost the dialect similarities with Ray and Beef. No more "runnin'" and "yellin'" and all that. Once his asshole got clenched to pinhole status I bet he started not only keeping those extra letters but adding letters and grammatical layers just so his sentences would be that much better. Not to mention correct.
It was about this time that he lost the dialect similarities with Ray and Beef. No more "runnin'" and "yellin'" and all that. Once his asshole got clenched to pinhole status I bet he started not only keeping those extra letters but adding letters and grammatical layers just so his sentences would be that much better. Not to mention correct.
biznart
+3 -0
Unless Rod is doing all the catching, I'd wager Pat's pinhole status has been revoked.
Unless Rod is doing all the catching, I'd wager Pat's pinhole status has been revoked.
rmj12345
+0 -0
A comment left by rmj12345 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by chochacho, GeyserShitdick, m1st3rbl4ck)
A comment left by rmj12345 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by chochacho, GeyserShitdick, m1st3rbl4ck)
nurdbot
+6 -0
I'm amazed Pat almost has a thousand posts. How much can one talk about the quality of toasted subs?
I'm amazed Pat almost has a thousand posts. How much can one talk about the quality of toasted subs?
cdtm
+1 -0
That's part of the beauty. Believe it or not, it happens.. a LOT.
That's part of the beauty. Believe it or not, it happens.. a LOT.
philosophe
+3 -0
Have you ever seen the Mr. Clean forum? Oh god.
Have you ever seen the Mr. Clean forum? Oh god.
tekende
+5 -0
BOO TO THAT
BOO TO THAT
leftsaidtim
+1 -0
Why bother?
Why bother?
deovalente
+0 -0
Not only almost 1000 posts, but he registered only a month earlier.
Not only almost 1000 posts, but he registered only a month earlier.
yomimono
+0 -0
At least 700 of those posts are snippy e-mails reminding people about the extremely restrictive rules of the forum.
At least 700 of those posts are snippy e-mails reminding people about the extremely restrictive rules of the forum.
yomimono
+0 -0
Huh. "Snippy e-mails" has become a collocation for me. Fuck work.
Huh. "Snippy e-mails" has become a collocation for me. Fuck work.
rad_chillies
+0 -2
Haha Onstad nailed dicky people on message boards with this. CAPITALIZING words for emphasis is just perfect. I also really love Vlad's tone when he bitches pat out. hella taco bell stylezzzz
Haha Onstad nailed dicky people on message boards with this. CAPITALIZING words for emphasis is just perfect. I also really love Vlad's tone when he bitches pat out. hella taco bell stylezzzz
m3funkyb
+1 -0
white computer vs black computer, RIDICULOUS claim
white computer vs black computer, RIDICULOUS claim
riazm
+8 -0
Pat drafts out his forum replies in Vim before pasting them into his browser.
Pat drafts out his forum replies in Vim before pasting them into his browser.
stuart
+2 -0
Chubby because Pat is EXACTLY the kind of asshole who would use Vim.
Chubby because Pat is EXACTLY the kind of asshole who would use Vim.
riazm
+0 -1
Thanks for the chubby. I've been thinking of learning some Vim lately. The yin to my emacs yang.
Thanks for the chubby. I've been thinking of learning some Vim lately. The yin to my emacs yang.
stuart
+1 -0
I wasn't aware until recently that Pat's use of Unix command line apps for things was a canonically established trait.
I wasn't aware until recently that Pat's use of Unix command line apps for things was a canonically established trait.
rowboat
+11 -0
Ya'll some nerds.
Ya'll some nerds.
riazm
+33 -0
Rowboat I would like to offer the following rebuttal to your RIDICULOUS claims:
Me and stuart are having a perfectly reasonable conversation about archaic text editors which any right thinking members of society would IMMEDIATELY realise are superior to the bloated, resource nightmare that modern gui editors are.
I'm not going to place you on my ignore list right now though it would be COMPLETELY within my rights to do so.
[Post rewritten twice because I accidentally pressed Ctrl-Z and paused emacs and forgot the command to restart it]
Rowboat I would like to offer the following rebuttal to your RIDICULOUS claims:
Me and stuart are having a perfectly reasonable conversation about archaic text editors which any right thinking members of society would IMMEDIATELY realise are superior to the bloated, resource nightmare that modern gui editors are.
I'm not going to place you on my ignore list right now though it would be COMPLETELY within my rights to do so.
[Post rewritten twice because I accidentally pressed Ctrl-Z and paused emacs and forgot the command to restart it]
rowboat
+0 -0
I'm just sayin' ....
I'm just sayin' ....
leftsaidtim
+1 -0
character encodings hella stale...
all gotta payz dolla$$ for shortcuts...
riazm why you put doo in the text editor?
character encodings hella stale...
all gotta payz dolla$$ for shortcuts...
riazm why you put doo in the text editor?
yomimono
+1 -0
Oh what. Pat is a total Emacs dude, all having eight hundred Ctrl-Shift-Meta-Alt-Q type things set up to automatically block people, except he has written them wrong because he doesn't really know Lisp despite constantly telling Beef how superior it is.
Oh what. Pat is a total Emacs dude, all having eight hundred Ctrl-Shift-Meta-Alt-Q type things set up to automatically block people, except he has written them wrong because he doesn't really know Lisp despite constantly telling Beef how superior it is.
estutius
+3 -0
As a former sandwich artist, I can say to with certainty that we indeed put doo in the meatballs.
As a former sandwich artist, I can say to with certainty that we indeed put doo in the meatballs.
featurelessvoid
+1 -0
Well, as long as it was done it at strictly regulated temperatures...
Well, as long as it was done it at strictly regulated temperatures...
shirt145
+1 -0
Yes, isn't it nice how Ray never actually rebuts that particular claim? Doo is okay as long as the temperature dial is set to MAXIMUM SAFETY.
Yes, isn't it nice how Ray never actually rebuts that particular claim? Doo is okay as long as the temperature dial is set to MAXIMUM SAFETY.
theguitarhero
+1 -0
I think you mean Pat.
I think you mean Pat.
shirt145
+0 -0
Why yes, yes I do. Or do I? (Yeah I pretty much do.)
Why yes, yes I do. Or do I? (Yeah I pretty much do.)
theguitarhero
+1 -0
I like to imagine T-rex saying this.
I like to imagine T-rex saying this.
mattylite
+8 -0
As a former sandwich, I can't really talk. Even when I was a current sandwich, I couldn't talk.
As a former sandwich, I can't really talk. Even when I was a current sandwich, I couldn't talk.
layzerblade
+1 -0
Everyone contains a couple thousand former sandwiches.
Everyone contains a couple thousand former sandwiches.
songbirdspectre
+5 -0
Pat has Jared Status. That is serious.
Pat has Jared Status. That is serious.
cousinted
+0 -0
Look at Pat in that first panel: guy's so angry he is ready to strangle someone through the computer.
Look at Pat in that first panel: guy's so angry he is ready to strangle someone through the computer.
caseyb3
+0 -1
Hella Taco Bell stylezz
Hella Taco Bell stylezz
tekende
+0 -0
I like how Pat's defense to the meatball statement does not actually contradict Vlad's accusation.
Also, Pat doesn't hate all Asians, just Asian barbers.
I like how Pat's defense to the meatball statement does not actually contradict Vlad's accusation.
Also, Pat doesn't hate all Asians, just Asian barbers.
boogers
+0 -1
it's 5:40 in the morning and i'm waking all my roommates up because i cannot stop giggling about this. the giggling will not cease.
it's 5:40 in the morning and i'm waking all my roommates up because i cannot stop giggling about this. the giggling will not cease.
drskradley
+0 -0
Vlad, you scoundrel !
Vlad, you scoundrel !
cycerin
+0 -0
I was smiling all along as i read downwards, but I burst out laughing first when I saw the excess of edit lines
I was smiling all along as i read downwards, but I burst out laughing first when I saw the excess of edit lines
waddlerz
+0 -0
Read the Capitalized font on Pat's first note: EVERYONE'S OUTRAGEOUS! Clearly he does hate his customers
Read the Capitalized font on Pat's first note: EVERYONE'S OUTRAGEOUS! Clearly he does hate his customers
snowman
+0 -0
man that's kind of a stretch
man that's kind of a stretch
charchar
+0 -0
They sayy sll toppings are free: so, could I get like an entire sandwich for free if I asked it to be put on my first sandwich? Like, A sub^2? Then, the Hot-Pocket Hot Pocket.
They sayy sll toppings are free: so, could I get like an entire sandwich for free if I asked it to be put on my first sandwich? Like, A sub^2? Then, the Hot-Pocket Hot Pocket.
charchar
+0 -0
They say all... D is for Lysdexia!
They say all... D is for Lysdexia!
radarjammer
+0 -0
This strip really shows how pointless it is to argue with people on the internet.
This strip really shows how pointless it is to argue with people on the internet.
leftsaidtim
+8 -0
I disagree.
I disagree.
daidai
+2 -0
And so, Gladi8orrex was born.
And so, Gladi8orrex was born.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Vlad is a fucking genius. I swear he could teach at a school for those deficient in the asshole reflex. But he would do it with panache.
Vlad is a fucking genius. I swear he could teach at a school for those deficient in the asshole reflex. But he would do it with panache.
I too have azn peeps and Pat's attitude is not appreciated.