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Arms and Backs Tuesday, February 11, 2003 • read strip Viewing 47 comments:

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Zefiel, GeyserShitdick, Moraiat, cryptfiend85, SoupyTwist, helikaon, chatterjee, cashprizes, dropkickpikachu, heatbag)

asherdan, i must say that i have my lame threshold up to 50 just so i can see what you wrote. i know you are an asshole but damn do you never catch a break. 8 lames and nothing said.

Agreed. This was actually funny.

Mine's at 100.

Mine's at 5 and it make me a better man. Anyways checked it out to see what all the hate is about. All i gotta say is what the hell man?

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Asherdan deserves most of his lames.

This is not one of those times.

is basic

that flyer combined with the little picture in the corner just make you want to punch the vinegar right out of that dick Pat

Yes, exactly. The smug smile is so...so Pat

I reckon it's the only situation where he'd make himself grin like that.

hahaha wiping meats on their arms and backs.

It seems to give them energy.

Pat, using underhanded business tactics to achieve a monopoly, with a restaurant that serves meat and cheese no less? Shocking.

yeah, when did pat go vegan?

ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE

The first references to Pat enjoying vegan foods date from January 2005 ; however, he's still eating seafood in his blog in early February . So... sometime between February and April 2005, it appears.

/ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE

Pat is a DICK!

Pat's got some nerve, all diming a dude out for knowing how best to cool off the sweaty parts after a hot day.

pat's face on that flier, man. i just want to punch him. so hard that he DIES.

"it seemed to give him energy."

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I love it when I'm backtracking through the old comments and I go to lame something and see that I already did, like, a year ago.

Shit, I didn't see this and basically made the same joke a few posts up.

CHUBBY THIEF!

It is my belief that it is in this particular story arc that Pat first emerges as the strip's first true antagonist.

I kinda feel sorry for Pat. He just looks so happy in that picture it makes me sad.

i know what you mean.

In all fairness, I probably would eat at Pat's Subway over Lyle's.

Lyle's hell of mad 'cause of Pat's dickery.

I'm going to be completely honest here and say that I think Pat's being completely reasonable. Remember this is Lyle we're talking about here. He probably uses the lettuce bin as an ashtray.

And the meatball container as a toilet.

And the biscuit with two shits in it. Wait, that's Jared Fogle's sex appeal.

Don't you mean, " Two shits in a biscuit! "

You say tomato, I say tomato, you say mcgriddle, I say mcgrundle,

Man, I love McGriddles.

Man, I love McGrundles.

[/b]What does this have to do with eating shit?[b]

Fail.

pat is a dick

pat is a dick

I heard pat is a dick.

I heard he likes dick.

I heard dicks like pat.

I'm chubbying you for your avatar. My friend was just very worried she had lupus, and I had to comfort her. Having never seen an episode of House, I immediately thought of your avatar all the same. I comforted her with a reassuring "It's never Lupus". She chuckled (the bitch loves house) and cheered up. Thanks, bud!

Glad to have been of service, oh slugger of the unborn.

I have wiped sandwich meat on my back and let me tell you, it is like getting a backrub from an angel with wet hands.

I am not so sure about the armpits, though.

Pat is a dick, but I'm guessing that Lyle has actually done this, and that the police really do have that footage.