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Computer Science/Dennis Quaid Monday, May 24, 2004 • read strip Viewing 44 comments:

This is the Donald Barthelme of Achewoods.

A comment left by billyamericana was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by kenthegod, Bourbonsamurai, Ebessan, turnabout)

W-weiner marks? On a monitor?

the stutter is well worth a chubbied comment.

I am glad that I cannot picture what the hell you are trying to describe here.

The gentleman commentator opines that he has discovered indisputable proof that his father has rubbed his John Thomas against the family computer.

I cannot chubby this enough.

Apparently Billy's dad couldn't chubby the screen enough either.

ZING

A comment left by setzkin was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, 7th_shot, king_of_pwns, NDCaesar, Gumfish, aHatOfPig, mugi, Boyd)

One hundred chubbies, and jolly well deserved indeed.

At least a man ain't make no pickles on the screen.

That sounds disgusting...

You know pickles refers to turds, right?

I DON'T WANT MY IMAGINATION ANYMORE

fits your icon perfectly.

So, what you're saying is that your dad tried to have sex with a website.

Well, no cookies for him, then.

i actually told my mother that her computer screen had the same scratch marks.


she was not terribly impressed.

Little Nephew is an entrepeneur

Ray is poor at computers. Clearly he lost his eBay_Ray login details and had to create a new account to access eBay Platinum Reserve.

LOL in my room!

He figured ray wouldn't understand it if he had properly written LOLIMR.

I've actually started saying this several times daily.

Like a kind of mantra?

Latff?

Laff at, like how most ebay listing have L@@K in the title. I hate ebay.

Really, LN is only screwing himself over in the long term.

A WOULD READ AGAIN THNX!!

(See you next comprehensive archive review)

Apparently there is some kind of filtering, and apparently it doesn't like six plus signs after the A, ruining the entire premise of the comment. Ah well.

Ray goes all Cornelius when dealing with Little Nephew. A broken down Cornelius without wits in his head.

Dennis Quaid is the poor mans Harrison Ford.

Dennis Quaid : Harrison Ford :: Gary Busey : Nick Nolte
(grizzled Hollywood producer on phone to casting agent, all like "What? Nolte's on vacation? [puff on cig, grimace, eyebrows pull in in determination] Get me Busey!")

I kinda like Busey better. He's all funny with the crazy antics and Entourage appearances. Have you seen Nolte in Lorenzo's Oil? His fake Italian accent is ten kinds of awful.

Lil Neph expresses his immaturity through his inability to resist revealing this self-incriminating information in order to win this insult exchange.

I can't help but love all the strips with LN. Too bad you don't see him as much in the more recent strips.

Game Box. MySpace. Flickr. YouTube. IP telephony. People don't get chicken pox anymore.

Littl Nephew is a little punk!

This is the first appearance on Achewood of the concept of leather goods being baked in an oven. (The second one is in Molly's blog.)

"would do business again" is a popular catchphrase in my coterie.

What the hell is LN saying in the last panel?

I don't know, but I am MAD confused as to how he says "L@FF." Keep in mind that he's actually saying this, as in speech.

(Counterargument: He's a talking cat.)

god, when did lil nephew become so sassy?

i dont understand why he doesnt just put that lil bastard to bed. with the back of his paw.... i would be hell of without sack if i would let a kid talk to me like that. espesh if im responsible for this kids well-being.

espesh.

its probably the lamest slang word i use.