hexjumper
+25 -0
I cannot identify the look on Charlie Sheen's face on the cover of "I Wish to Dine In Your Private Restaurant", but I wish to never see it on any human face ever again.
Awesome strip, though.
I cannot identify the look on Charlie Sheen's face on the cover of "I Wish to Dine In Your Private Restaurant", but I wish to never see it on any human face ever again.
Awesome strip, though.
alejandroadam
+18 -0
it's called the shit eatting grin. I am the master at this look. it is rare to get it going at that wattage.
it's called the shit eatting grin. I am the master at this look. it is rare to get it going at that wattage.
soticoto
+0 -0
... This is the kind of avatar / comment synergy I never wanted to see.
... This is the kind of avatar / comment synergy I never wanted to see.
dracer2
+75 -0
In 1991 Charles Sheen wrote and published a book of his poetry called 'A Peace of my Mind.' An excerpt follows.
A Goat In My Ass
There's a goat in my ass,
Living mainly on grass.
They say the creature was stolen,
yet he feeds on my colon.
I don't know how it got there,
As I burp up an occasional hair.
Often times I'll sit and stare,
And drop pellets from my underwear.
Oh, these feelings may pass,
This wondrous goat,
In my ass.
In 1991 Charles Sheen wrote and published a book of his poetry called 'A Peace of my Mind.' An excerpt follows.
A Goat In My Ass
There's a goat in my ass,
Living mainly on grass.
They say the creature was stolen,
yet he feeds on my colon.
I don't know how it got there,
As I burp up an occasional hair.
Often times I'll sit and stare,
And drop pellets from my underwear.
Oh, these feelings may pass,
This wondrous goat,
In my ass.
ttagxamm
+5 -0
Dang, I thought you were joking, but it's true ! Errlp, that cover!
Dang, I thought you were joking, but it's true ! Errlp, that cover!
shogun
+12 -0
Check out the review. The review by John Stamos.
Check out the review. The review by John Stamos.
ttagxamm
+16 -0
"Ok ok. Some of sheen's poems may be seen as obscene, thats what i hear anyway. Well, thats trash. that is like saying c thomas howell is a bad tennis player. its just flat out not true. Sheen steals part of ourselves and gives us a chunk of humanity and sheenathan. And, everything that is sheentastic....i believe that this book will outlast us all, and will be the final testament of a species that never fully grasped their capability. Call me oldfashioned, but that is the way i feel. sheen has given us what we may never repay." It gets better from there!
"Ok ok. Some of sheen's poems may be seen as obscene, thats what i hear anyway. Well, thats trash. that is like saying c thomas howell is a bad tennis player. its just flat out not true. Sheen steals part of ourselves and gives us a chunk of humanity and sheenathan. And, everything that is sheentastic....i believe that this book will outlast us all, and will be the final testament of a species that never fully grasped their capability. Call me oldfashioned, but that is the way i feel. sheen has given us what we may never repay." It gets better from there!
farqussus
+0 -0
what the beebly jeebus is sheenathan?
what the beebly jeebus is sheenathan?
rasalghul
+0 -0
Possibly a tv named Nathan who Sheen and Stamos both had a casual encounter with once. He inspires them to write poetry no matter how badly they want to forget.
Possibly...
Possibly a tv named Nathan who Sheen and Stamos both had a casual encounter with once. He inspires them to write poetry no matter how badly they want to forget.
Possibly...
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
that review is seriously one of the funniest things i think i have ever read
thank you for that
that review is seriously one of the funniest things i think i have ever read
thank you for that
doc_rostov
+2 -0
I cannot possibly chubby or "pro" this comment enough.
Sweet Jesus I cried.
I cannot possibly chubby or "pro" this comment enough.
Sweet Jesus I cried.
soticoto
+0 -0
Don't stop crying.
Dessicate yourself and do the world a favour.
Don't stop crying.
Dessicate yourself and do the world a favour.
poodlelucy
+0 -0
Wait. WAIT. John Stamos. *tilts head quizzically* This is making my brain hurt. I read the review, and I saw the book, and I studied the cover art. WTF IS THAT?
Wait. WAIT. John Stamos. *tilts head quizzically* This is making my brain hurt. I read the review, and I saw the book, and I studied the cover art. WTF IS THAT?
dracer2
+5 -0
I never joke about the C-Sheen.
True Sheen scholars might also be interested in Tale of Two Sisters , the 1989 film based on the then unpublished poems of Charles Sheen.
You all seemed to like the last Chuck Sheen poem I posted, so for your reading pleasure, here is another of my favourite excerpts from A Peace of my Mind.
Look at It
Look at my life.
Look at my girlfriend, wholesome and sweet,
Look at my house, healthy and neat,
It's best when you enter to first wipe your feet,
Look at my fridge, so fresh packed with meat.
Look at my girl, she's barely turned three,
Her hair in a curl as she's staring at me.
Look at the thorns that have snaked up my tree.
Look at my stare and say that it's free.
Look at the places, the town where I hide,
Look at the faces of dreamers who've died,
it all looks like "this" when you're standing inside,
Look at the expression of a man who has tried,
Look at my -
I never joke about the C-Sheen.
True Sheen scholars might also be interested in Tale of Two Sisters , the 1989 film based on the then unpublished poems of Charles Sheen.
You all seemed to like the last Chuck Sheen poem I posted, so for your reading pleasure, here is another of my favourite excerpts from A Peace of my Mind.
Look at It
Look at my life.
Look at my girlfriend, wholesome and sweet,
Look at my house, healthy and neat,
It's best when you enter to first wipe your feet,
Look at my fridge, so fresh packed with meat.
Look at my girl, she's barely turned three,
Her hair in a curl as she's staring at me.
Look at the thorns that have snaked up my tree.
Look at my stare and say that it's free.
Look at the places, the town where I hide,
Look at the faces of dreamers who've died,
it all looks like "this" when you're standing inside,
Look at the expression of a man who has tried,
Look at my -
tekende
+5 -0
Look at the GENIUS! Look at him stand in his ROOM!
Look at the GENIUS! Look at him stand in his ROOM!
prettyrad
+10 -0
It's on par with "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Afternoon".
It's on par with "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Afternoon".
lucid
+0 -0
Hearing Sheen's thoughtful yet stern, grainy yet bold voice in my head recite these works is almost too much. I feel for the man I knew best as Topper Harley. Why have I never taken you seriously, Mr Sheen?
Maybe because Mr Sheen is also a cleaning product where I come from.
Hearing Sheen's thoughtful yet stern, grainy yet bold voice in my head recite these works is almost too much. I feel for the man I knew best as Topper Harley. Why have I never taken you seriously, Mr Sheen?
Maybe because Mr Sheen is also a cleaning product where I come from.
overmedicated
+0 -0
The day they stopped showing the 'Mr Sheen Shines Umpteen Things Clean!' was the day I knew television was dead to me.
The day they stopped showing the 'Mr Sheen Shines Umpteen Things Clean!' was the day I knew television was dead to me.
dracer2
+0 -0
Fans of Sheen's "thoughtful yet stern, grainy yet bold voice" may appreciate this interview, which features a poetry recital from 8:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTz_Pn15Vk
Fans of Sheen's "thoughtful yet stern, grainy yet bold voice" may appreciate this interview, which features a poetry recital from 8:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTz_Pn15Vk
behka
+0 -0
'i wish to dine in your private restuarant' should be the new abc comedy at seven
'i wish to dine in your private restuarant' should be the new abc comedy at seven
lateadopter
+1 -0
Sounds more like Cinemax late-night.
Sounds more like Cinemax late-night.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
A comment left by cpnglxynchos was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by unkle_bob, luckypyjamas, mugi, dracer2)
A comment left by cpnglxynchos was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by unkle_bob, luckypyjamas, mugi, dracer2)
centipede_damascus
+2 -0
Enjoy Mr. T's new album, WIENER SUPPLY
Enjoy Mr. T's new album, WIENER SUPPLY
senseihollywood
+33 -0
here you go...
[IMGS OFF]
here you go...
[IMGS OFF]
aperson
+62 -0
REQUEST DENIED.
REQUEST DENIED.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I'm always upset when I come across this comment while searching through the archives and realize that I can't chubby it again.
I'm always upset when I come across this comment while searching through the archives and realize that I can't chubby it again.
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
SCREW YOU, [IMGS OFF]! FUCK YOU!
SCREW YOU, [IMGS OFF]! FUCK YOU!
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
All these [IMGS] lost, like tears in the rain....
All these [IMGS] lost, like tears in the rain....
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I remember that we were going to store all these IMGS jokes on a seperate server at some stage. See what our procrastination has done to us! DO ANY OF US EXPECT ANYTHING MORE FROM OUR LIVES ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?
I remember that we were going to store all these IMGS jokes on a seperate server at some stage. See what our procrastination has done to us! DO ANY OF US EXPECT ANYTHING MORE FROM OUR LIVES ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?
farqussus
+0 -0
yes, best post
yes, best post
hikikomori
+7 -1
BOO TO THAT
BOO TO THAT
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
Frighteningly similar to a Canadian film and Television teacher from my high school days.
Frighteningly similar to a Canadian film and Television teacher from my high school days.
cailetshadow
+4 -0
He's so lifelike...someone must have spent a long time gluing the hair on...
He's so lifelike...someone must have spent a long time gluing the hair on...
overmedicated
+0 -2
DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT
epicurus
+7 -0
His shirt collar looks like the last stage in a Japanese RPG.
His shirt collar looks like the last stage in a Japanese RPG.
luckypyjamas
+15 -0
even more of such album covers here
check out "Boned"
even more of such album covers here
check out "Boned"
charchar
+0 -0
Seriously, has nobody else looked at these? Tey are basically golden. Chubby, my fine sir.
Seriously, has nobody else looked at these? Tey are basically golden. Chubby, my fine sir.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Heeey #17 is Rowboat's avatar!
Heeey #17 is Rowboat's avatar!
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
secret's out!
secret's out!
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
#67 is Jon Rosenberg's avatar.
I've got to quit the Internet.
#67 is Jon Rosenberg's avatar.
I've got to quit the Internet.
mattylite
+0 -0
Awesome. Just Awesome.
Awesome. Just Awesome.
kamet
+0 -0
Thank you for posting that link. My life is now richer, and more full. And the nightmares.. they are not often.
Thank you for posting that link. My life is now richer, and more full. And the nightmares.. they are not often.
lucid
+1 -0
That is fantastic. "The many facets of Roger"(#47) is my favourite, so much that I attempted to name said facets left to right, top to bottom:
1. Are you ready for Roger?
2. Roger the King
3. Roger's jus' messin' witcha
4. Don't be steppin' to Roger
5. Disconsolate. Lugubrious.
6. Roger done told ya.
That is fantastic. "The many facets of Roger"(#47) is my favourite, so much that I attempted to name said facets left to right, top to bottom:
1. Are you ready for Roger?
2. Roger the King
3. Roger's jus' messin' witcha
4. Don't be steppin' to Roger
5. Disconsolate. Lugubrious.
6. Roger done told ya.
lolsworth
+0 -0
I would unironically love to know what this shit sounds like
I would unironically love to know what this shit sounds like
lrosetw8
+0 -0
Mr. T needed work.
Mr. T needed work.
twohundredninety
+2 -0
I guess the reason Téodor only has seven LPs is that he got rid of most of them here.
I guess the reason Téodor only has seven LPs is that he got rid of most of them here.
ikrizzle
+3 -0
Did anyone else see this comic for the several hours where the Mr. T album was titled "EDUCATION SUPPLY"?
Please tell me I didn't imagine it
Did anyone else see this comic for the several hours where the Mr. T album was titled "EDUCATION SUPPLY"?
Please tell me I didn't imagine it
dropkickpikachu
+2 -0
Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt" is such a song as to have made the entire 80s vanity album trend completely worthwhile. It is a golden gift to humanity, worthy of at least bi-daily listening.
Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt" is such a song as to have made the entire 80s vanity album trend completely worthwhile. It is a golden gift to humanity, worthy of at least bi-daily listening.
sleepyhead
+5 -1
WIENER SUPPLY AKA AIR SUPPLY'S WURST ENEMY
WIENER SUPPLY AKA AIR SUPPLY'S WURST ENEMY
wonelove
+0 -1
I'm Mister T, and I'm a nightelf mohawk
I'm Mister T, and I'm a nightelf mohawk
The Hulk Hogan one is real I found it in the discount bin for $1.50. It is better than Jimmy Buffett.
Featuring such classic ditties as "I Want to be a Hulkamaniac" and "Hulkster in Heaven"
Hulkster in Heaven is an amazing thing. I could hardly believe it when I heard it.
i used to tear my shirts, but now you tore my heart~* ~
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the start.
awesome avatar
Is that some Thurn and Taxis shit right there?
Tristero.
Is the song you two just quoted to the same tune as "total eclipse of the heart"? It sounds like it could be.
and "Check out the pythons baby" and "Beach Patrol"
Have fun with my family and friends!
actually released '95