catachresis
+13 -0
Teodor jumps as if Mr. Bear has interrupted him watching porn. This is strange, unless he is quick on the Alt-Tab.
Teodor jumps as if Mr. Bear has interrupted him watching porn. This is strange, unless he is quick on the Alt-Tab.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
Well, he is basically writing porn.
Well, he is basically writing porn.
lawbot
+5 -0
But Cornelius does that too.
But Cornelius does that too.
dovey
+10 -0
He probably thought it was Ray for a second
He probably thought it was Ray for a second
nagsworth
+3 -0
I always thought he was naturally jumpy after the Nice Pete incident, but this makes a lot more sense.
I always thought he was naturally jumpy after the Nice Pete incident, but this makes a lot more sense.
cjfoster
+4 -0
it seems possible that teodor was making the ad for himself until mr. bear showed up.
it seems possible that teodor was making the ad for himself until mr. bear showed up.
vandenbos
+14 -0
I don't know. I'm not sure how Yahoo! Personals works, but Mr. Bear walked in (apparently) while Teodor was on Step 2. Step 4 mentions a username, rsmuckles, that we didn't see him enter, so I have to assume it was part of Step 1.
I don't know. I'm not sure how Yahoo! Personals works, but Mr. Bear walked in (apparently) while Teodor was on Step 2. Step 4 mentions a username, rsmuckles, that we didn't see him enter, so I have to assume it was part of Step 1.
cjfoster
+3 -0
you are a gentleman and a scholar. consider your comment chubbied.
you are a gentleman and a scholar. consider your comment chubbied.
untilyouaresonude
+3 -0
Oh Lord I'm glad I got to where I don't use the word "peepee" anymore.
Oh Lord I'm glad I got to where I don't use the word "peepee" anymore.
evolume
+4 -0
seriously. these days it's "neenur" all the way.
seriously. these days it's "neenur" all the way.
norrin
+2 -0
I'm partial to either "weiners," even though I'm refering to a singular subject, or "Mr. Peepers."
I'm partial to either "weiners," even though I'm refering to a singular subject, or "Mr. Peepers."
tekende
+1 -0
The one-eyed champ is also good. For talking about "slap-boxing the one-eyed champ," you know?
The one-eyed champ is also good. For talking about "slap-boxing the one-eyed champ," you know?
tekende
+0 -0
I am also partial to calling it my "wee Willy Wonka". Or "Mr. Wonka" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I am also partial to calling it my "wee Willy Wonka". Or "Mr. Wonka" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
"Mr. Wonka"...if you're nasty?
"Mr. Wonka"...if you're nasty?
changuitotuerto
+0 -0
Perhaps more appropriate for if you ARE into the whole brevity thing. If I could give you half a chubby here I would.
Perhaps more appropriate for if you ARE into the whole brevity thing. If I could give you half a chubby here I would.
random_shorts
+0 -0
You are partial to weiners?
You are partial to weiners?
mcnubbins
+16 -0
Smokes? Racially.
Smokes? Racially.
stuart
+1 -1
Socially.
Socially.
mcnubbins
+3 -0
I know, but the strip was making way too much sense for me.
I know, but the strip was making way too much sense for me.
featurelessvoid
+4 -1
Facially.
Facially.
spinynorman
+5 -0
That implies that you are familiar with other orifices smoking.
That is a thing that gives a dude's haunches some serious raising.
That implies that you are familiar with other orifices smoking.
That is a thing that gives a dude's haunches some serious raising.
farqussus
+5 -0
You raise hackles.
Raising haunches would involve the back of your thighs moving vertically. This seems unlikely.
You raise hackles.
Raising haunches would involve the back of your thighs moving vertically. This seems unlikely.
spinynorman
+0 -0
This is true.
This is true.
spicyponyhead
+6 -0
One would have to raise one's haunches to get a cigarette in there, no?
One would have to raise one's haunches to get a cigarette in there, no?
farqussus
+2 -0
eww
eww
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
I had this strange feeling at first that "You raise hackles" was some obscure insult. I'm kind of disappointed it wasn't.
I had this strange feeling at first that "You raise hackles" was some obscure insult. I'm kind of disappointed it wasn't.
farqussus
+0 -0
Your Mum raises hackles
Your Mum raises hackles
deusoma
+3 -0
Man, Stephen Fry makes every damn thing you say classier than hell. Even when you're talking about ass-smoking.
Man, Stephen Fry makes every damn thing you say classier than hell. Even when you're talking about ass-smoking.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I take it you have never been to Amsterdam...
I take it you have never been to Amsterdam...
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Hahahaha imagining this said out loud is the funniest thing ever - I literally laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Thank you, italic formatting.
It reminds me of panel 3 here.
Hahahaha imagining this said out loud is the funniest thing ever - I literally laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Thank you, italic formatting.
It reminds me of panel 3 here.
snowman
+0 -0
I'm with you on this.
I'm with you on this.
changuitotuerto
+0 -0
Especially
Especially
apocowarg
+4 -0
the word "Helpless" completely makes this one for me.
the word "Helpless" completely makes this one for me.
roomba
+5 -1
I like Italian food
and I like to Do It after
I eat Italian food
I like Italian food
and I like to Do It after
I eat Italian food
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
samsies
samsies
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
samesies. is so bad at internet
samesies. is so bad at internet
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
uhhh. i want to know about this box 4587
uhhh. i want to know about this box 4587
dusty
+0 -0
but cats do raise their haunches when they Do it, as well as people who are in positions in which upward from the ground is not vertical to their body. Just a second I'll make up a diagram...
but cats do raise their haunches when they Do it, as well as people who are in positions in which upward from the ground is not vertical to their body. Just a second I'll make up a diagram...
spenham
+0 -0
Hobbes would know...
Hobbes would know...
dusty
+0 -0
I feel compelled to change my icon in light of certain postings by a Dr.Manflesh
I feel compelled to change my icon in light of certain postings by a Dr.Manflesh
jthm_guitarist
+0 -0
Achewood always capitalizes 'Do It.'
Achewood always capitalizes 'Do It.'
dusty
+4 -0
thats because when we Do it, it's proper.
thats because when we Do it, it's proper.
fosters
+5 -0
I like that they are to be helpless to stop Ray from pouring wine on his business.
I like that they are to be helpless to stop Ray from pouring wine on his business.
shadowlink97
+0 -0
putting the word 'Helpless' in was what made it a 5 for me.
putting the word 'Helpless' in was what made it a 5 for me.
tekende
+0 -0
That is a picture of me, I am the cat, not the robot
That is a picture of me, I am the cat, not the robot
rykan
+0 -0
I thought that said 11 Vinho Verde for a second.
I was so excited.
I thought that said 11 Vinho Verde for a second.
I was so excited.
A comment left by 7th_son was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by evolume, Deusoma, Darthemed)
Chubbied for the fact your avatar adds a strange sense of shock to your comment.